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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: Lol no
Steam Profile: Swegmode
Consoles Owned: Sexbox Tree-Fiddy, PC
Video Games Played: Eve, Killing Floor, War Thunder, GTAV, Battlefield 3 / 4, Forza Horizon, State Of Decay, Garys Mod, Torchlight 2, Loadout, Stalker, TF2, Stardrive, Red Orchestra 2, Audiosurf, Beat Hazard
X-box Gamertag: UKF Meat Feast / Not Solid Snake
Interests: Interesting things, Drawing, Painting, The African Economy, Opiates, Females
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:Cumbria NW England
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Male, 23, Youth Development Worker in the NW of England.

I enjoy keeping fit, through both cardio and resistance training when my health allows it, although I am not a fan of sports, I do however follow Motorsport avidly(F1, BTCC and WRC).

I am currently diagnosed with pheochromacitoma, and trying hard to get back into good health.

My hobbies include Hunting small game, target shooting, opiates and video gaming.

I am looking for love in the Ugandan area.

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#1 - Hello you ****** ! 02/18/2014 on someyan's profile 0
#176 - Makes you feel sorry for these little buggers, they're Ginger … 02/12/2014 on Long Pic 0
#84 - Haha, lets hope, peace man keep well 02/03/2014 on Get a hat. +1
#82 - Theres always more to do regardless of when or how you die mat…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Get a hat. 0
#83 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
you too man, i dont know much about what you got but i hope you get better miraculasly, by the law of probability anything is possible no matter how small the chance this is what i live my life by =D
User avatar #84 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha, lets hope, peace man keep well
#80 - I tend to be an utter asshole about it. I have stage three pan…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Get a hat. 0
#81 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
dam i have so much stuff to do in life still idk what ill would do if the doctor says i wont make it, and yea i hate when people feel bad for me as well, my parents are the worst when it comes to that.... even after all treatment is done they wont allow me to go to the gym or any kind of sport not even a protine shake or anything ... i still do it reguardles because the doctor says i can live my life normaly like i allways did but the constant nagging is really annoying.. but hey at least its not aids lols
User avatar #82 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Theres always more to do regardless of when or how you die mate, thats just life. The point is to do now, what you wish you did yesterday, do everything you enjoy, don't take shortcuts, travel, speak to people for the fuck of it, just try and be happy.

+ you should be getting increased protein and carbs anyway to cut the weightless, i'm given these god awful shakes called "Ensure +", taste like ass but stop me getting too thin, i went from a 172lbs rugby union flanker to a 150 lbs coach potato in less than a year haha

Anyway, I really do wish you the best mate
#83 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
you too man, i dont know much about what you got but i hope you get better miraculasly, by the law of probability anything is possible no matter how small the chance this is what i live my life by =D
User avatar #84 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha, lets hope, peace man keep well
#77 - I know the Chemo is hard, like really hard, but idk, i guess i…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Get a hat. 0
#79 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
stage 2 or 3 i meant not 1
#78 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
lols its fine im not going to lie even with all the bad shit. all the morphine, weed pills, no school or work, internet everyday all day, and friends coming to hang out all the time makes me feel like the positive things that comes from it outways the negative in a way so it dousnt feel as bad as everyone makes it seem, at least for me it dousnt and plus its only stage one or two cancer so its a big chance ill be fine by the end of the treatment
User avatar #80 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
I tend to be an utter asshole about it. I have stage three pancreatic cancer, which spread to my adrenal glands cos its gay. I'm not bothered that i'm gonna die, i'm not in a rush mind you. I'm just pissed off with the constant "Are you okay" "put that down" "I'll do that" "you go sit down". It just turns me into the biggest dick ever. And i kinda did the same to you because of what you said, and thats not fair at all. So honestly, i'm sorry. I really do hope you come out of it well, I know its shitty, but like my friend said "Hey, Atleast its not AIDs!"
#81 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
dam i have so much stuff to do in life still idk what ill would do if the doctor says i wont make it, and yea i hate when people feel bad for me as well, my parents are the worst when it comes to that.... even after all treatment is done they wont allow me to go to the gym or any kind of sport not even a protine shake or anything ... i still do it reguardles because the doctor says i can live my life normaly like i allways did but the constant nagging is really annoying.. but hey at least its not aids lols
User avatar #82 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Theres always more to do regardless of when or how you die mate, thats just life. The point is to do now, what you wish you did yesterday, do everything you enjoy, don't take shortcuts, travel, speak to people for the fuck of it, just try and be happy.

+ you should be getting increased protein and carbs anyway to cut the weightless, i'm given these god awful shakes called "Ensure +", taste like ass but stop me getting too thin, i went from a 172lbs rugby union flanker to a 150 lbs coach potato in less than a year haha

Anyway, I really do wish you the best mate
#83 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
you too man, i dont know much about what you got but i hope you get better miraculasly, by the law of probability anything is possible no matter how small the chance this is what i live my life by =D
User avatar #84 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha, lets hope, peace man keep well
#71 - What? you lazy **** , i have pheochromacitoma and …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Get a hat. 0
#76 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
you are right, having cancer does not mean i get a year off .. but doing chemotherapy, radiation, and blood tranfusion does .... cant really work or go to school when i feel too tired to move and throw up half an hour ... its not as bad if you use this trick i do where all i do is drink gatorade through the whole thing so its not disgusting when you throw up cause all you taste is gatorade
User avatar #77 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
I know the Chemo is hard, like really hard, but idk, i guess it's a personal thing to me to think "I'm not fucking changing a thing". My jobs very flexible as a youth worker, I basically get paid to show up, play xbox and pool, and talk to kids. I'm maybe just being too harsh on you, I don't know your circumstances, I only know my own. I'm actually really sorry i typed all of that, I was already in a pissy mood :/
#79 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
stage 2 or 3 i meant not 1
#78 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
lols its fine im not going to lie even with all the bad shit. all the morphine, weed pills, no school or work, internet everyday all day, and friends coming to hang out all the time makes me feel like the positive things that comes from it outways the negative in a way so it dousnt feel as bad as everyone makes it seem, at least for me it dousnt and plus its only stage one or two cancer so its a big chance ill be fine by the end of the treatment
User avatar #80 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
I tend to be an utter asshole about it. I have stage three pancreatic cancer, which spread to my adrenal glands cos its gay. I'm not bothered that i'm gonna die, i'm not in a rush mind you. I'm just pissed off with the constant "Are you okay" "put that down" "I'll do that" "you go sit down". It just turns me into the biggest dick ever. And i kinda did the same to you because of what you said, and thats not fair at all. So honestly, i'm sorry. I really do hope you come out of it well, I know its shitty, but like my friend said "Hey, Atleast its not AIDs!"
#81 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
dam i have so much stuff to do in life still idk what ill would do if the doctor says i wont make it, and yea i hate when people feel bad for me as well, my parents are the worst when it comes to that.... even after all treatment is done they wont allow me to go to the gym or any kind of sport not even a protine shake or anything ... i still do it reguardles because the doctor says i can live my life normaly like i allways did but the constant nagging is really annoying.. but hey at least its not aids lols
User avatar #82 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Theres always more to do regardless of when or how you die mate, thats just life. The point is to do now, what you wish you did yesterday, do everything you enjoy, don't take shortcuts, travel, speak to people for the fuck of it, just try and be happy.

+ you should be getting increased protein and carbs anyway to cut the weightless, i'm given these god awful shakes called "Ensure +", taste like ass but stop me getting too thin, i went from a 172lbs rugby union flanker to a 150 lbs coach potato in less than a year haha

Anyway, I really do wish you the best mate
#83 - fenomenum (02/03/2014) [-]
you too man, i dont know much about what you got but i hope you get better miraculasly, by the law of probability anything is possible no matter how small the chance this is what i live my life by =D
User avatar #84 - sausageskin (02/03/2014) [-]
Haha, lets hope, peace man keep well
#110 - Green blood? Seriously though am I colourblind or was it blue?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on shit shit shit +1
User avatar #116 - errdayimfjing (01/26/2014) [-]
I thought the exact same thing
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#11 - Milos (10/18/2013) [-]
Where is this comment? I can find it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sausageskin (10/20/2013) [-]
I think the post it was on was deleted mate, sorry.
#13 to #12 - Milos (10/20/2013) [-]
Why would anyone do such a thing?
#10 - breakdancinghobo (01/25/2012) [-]
i wish to roll to roll by your teachings roll master
#8 - cometrollmebro (01/25/2012) [-]
There shall be tales told for generations about you legendary feats. You sir, are a wizard if I have ever seen one.
#9 to #9 - sausageskin (01/25/2012) [-]
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#7 - aussiepixel (01/25/2012) [-]
Professional roller here.
#5 - thegkexperience (01/25/2012) [-]
dat roll....
#4 - Moog (01/25/2012) [-]
Congrats on that roll!
#3 - misterducklumps (01/25/2012) [-]
Your roll....was beyond amazing.
Your roll....was beyond amazing.
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