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#5 - Who hates him? I mean, apart from the obligatory retards that … 07/25/2012 on Explain!? 0
#4 - I don't even this question.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Hmmm 0
User avatar #5 - trostell (07/26/2012) [-]
He's referring to Black Metal, and wondering if it has a polar opposite, called White Metal.
#2 - Lol fat 07/25/2012 on WARNING GORE +1
#6 - Approval granted, comrade. 07/25/2012 on We need to rid of these... +1
#21 - I had not heard of that 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
#4 - No, I look like this. Helmet and armour included.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on This is what you look like... 0
#14 - twlin (07/25/2012) [-]
How.. how can you fap to this
#1 - What happens if only one of them is ******* ? :/ 07/25/2012 on mother of brainfucking +1
#19 - Thought so.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
User avatar #20 - jackthexiv (07/25/2012) [-]
see the big thing I think is that, Team 2 has the Hulk, So it's kind of hard to justify a winning team...
on the other hand
Deadpool vs the avengers is coming out soon!
#21 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
I had not heard of that
#2 - NECRON Because I've never played, probably never will… 07/25/2012 on REMEMBER THIS 0
#4 - Charcoalzard is best pikmin. 07/25/2012 on Remember The Old Ones? -3
#1 - Comment deleted 07/25/2012 on so true +2
#3 - I'd drink to that if I had anything to drink.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2012 on We need to rid of these... +2
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User avatar #6 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Approval granted, comrade.
#1 - tl;dr'd most of it, but I get the general idea. It's nice to k…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2012 on We need to rid of these... 0
#2 - badpeace (07/25/2012) [-]
Humanity Sucks.
#3 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
I'd drink to that if I had anything to drink.
#5 - deadfeds has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Approval granted, comrade.
#15 - I swear I saw him take a bullet to the head once, and then it …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
User avatar #18 - jackthexiv (07/25/2012) [-]
Deadpool was given a serum from wolverine basically their healing powers are the same
User avatar #19 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Thought so.
User avatar #20 - jackthexiv (07/25/2012) [-]
see the big thing I think is that, Team 2 has the Hulk, So it's kind of hard to justify a winning team...
on the other hand
Deadpool vs the avengers is coming out soon!
#21 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
I had not heard of that
#13 - Wolverine (I think) is pretty much immortal too, but I agree.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
User avatar #14 - mrcowll (07/25/2012) [-]
Nah he's killable but pretty awesome
User avatar #15 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
I swear I saw him take a bullet to the head once, and then it popped back out and he got up again :/ Maybe I'm mistaken.
User avatar #18 - jackthexiv (07/25/2012) [-]
Deadpool was given a serum from wolverine basically their healing powers are the same
User avatar #19 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Thought so.
User avatar #20 - jackthexiv (07/25/2012) [-]
see the big thing I think is that, Team 2 has the Hulk, So it's kind of hard to justify a winning team...
on the other hand
Deadpool vs the avengers is coming out soon!
#21 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
I had not heard of that
#12 - Also, sub'd because want more :D 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
#10 - Hmmm... Perhaps not the best match-ups, but I wouldn't mind th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
User avatar #12 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Also, sub'd because want more :D
#3 - And as to the roses: Very nice. You should see if there's any … 07/25/2012 on Duct Tape Pokeball Roses... +1
#2 - Hadn't heard that joke before  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Duct Tape Pokeball Roses... +1
User avatar #3 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
And as to the roses: Very nice. You should see if there's any similar designs for a ring ;)
#1 - I'd score it 4-2 in favour of team 1.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Epic battle 0
User avatar #4 - notboobies (07/25/2012) [-]
any match ups you would like to see in future battles or characters ?
User avatar #10 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Hmmm... Perhaps not the best match-ups, but I wouldn't mind these characters appearing somewhere:
Roland (Borderlands) - Duke Nukem
Gordon Freeman - Solid Snake (MGS)
Darth Maul - Dovahkiin
Master Chief - Iron Man
User avatar #12 - satyrn (07/25/2012) [-]
Also, sub'd because want more :D
#4 - Phyco = Prefix for seaweed related sciences, etc. Ergo Phy… 07/25/2012 on Girls are Phycos -1
#3 - His music is fairly terrible, but he's pretty much being puppe… 07/25/2012 on "Men's" health 0
#1 - No. 07/25/2012 on Deadpool and Pinkie Pie +1
#1 - I've always been able to do these perfectly :/ Maybe I'm half …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Hurts The Brain Doesnt It +1
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User avatar #15 - satyrn (07/26/2012) [-]
*cock
User avatar #1 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
I have a challenge for you.
Since I have no "proof" of demons, you find proof of physics being broken.
User avatar #2 to #1 - satyrn (05/20/2012) [-]
That seems a little counter-intuitive. I believe that the laws of physics apply in all situations. Why am I trying to disprove them again?

There's a theory that the laws of physics don't apply past the event horizon of a black hole, but since the event horizon is literally impossible to escape, even by the most basic information such as electro-magnetic radiation, there's is no way to ever prove that theory.
User avatar #3 to #2 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
Therefore, I have no proof of demons, and you have no proof that the laws of physics apply everywhere at all times.
User avatar #4 to #3 - satyrn (05/20/2012) [-]
I have proof of the laws of physics applying in any situation you could care to mention. The only possible exception can never actually be proved as such, so we can hardly count that. You, on the other hand, have no quantifiable proof whatsoever. There's no comparison between the two at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
You can't go to space, now can you? So you have no prove of anything beyond earth.
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You can grab an apple, and drop it. Gravity.
I can use a ouiji board, and get a response. Demons.
Do you honestly think that people lie about hauntings/possessions?
User avatar #6 to #5 - satyrn (05/20/2012) [-]
I think they're mistaken, or lying. Believe me, I've actually done some very extensive testing on ouiji boards. Funnily enough, if we sneakily placed a low friction surface between the "players" hands and the glass on the board, the players would continue to move the surface and the cup would stay put, indicating that all the movement was being actuated by the players hands and not by an outside force, or any combination of such.
Once again, you show me irrefutable proof that the laws of physics don't apply in a certain situation, and I'll consider your arguments. Preferably without the human aspect of the proof to introduce all the errors associated with it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
"...move the surface..."
wut

I just realized we shouldn't be arguing at all. Physics and demons have absolutely nothing in common. Physics are something you can actually test yourself, anytime, anywhere; while demons have to be coaxed, angered, told off, in order to produce a reaction. I'm sorry for bringing this up, what was I thinking....
User avatar #8 to #7 - satyrn (05/20/2012) [-]
A surface, such as a very thin sheet of perspex or glass, so that the players *think* they're still playing properly but they're not. And you're right, we shouldn't be arguing this. I doubt either of us is going to change our minds, so we may as well leave it at that.

Just as a final parting question, are you a literal believer in the bible, or do you take it as a metaphor of sorts?
User avatar #9 to #8 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
Believer in the Bible? What kind of question is that? The Bible is an object, not a religion, get that straight.

And no. I am not. I only accept that God exists and that believing in/loving/acception/etc. him will get you into heaven, nothing more. The Bible, however, is something else. Honestly, through your logic, I have no proof anything in it actually happened. However, how else would it exist?

Plus, have you heard of a story about a man who wrote a book in less than a day? Apparently he had help from Satan himself. The book exists, yet no one knows what really happened, I can't remember the name of it though. It's supossedly very "anti-christian", with drawings of demonic creatures and what-not. i wish i remembered the freaking name of it...
User avatar #10 to #9 - satyrn (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you about the bible, but suffice to say I believe that it defines christianity, and therefore is almost synonymous with the religion itself. It exists for the same reason as the meso-american long count calender, the qu'ran, and any other artifact of the like. It's somewhere for people to write down stories, true, false, embellished or otherwise.

I've never heard of a man writing a book with the help of satan. Might be worth reading...
User avatar #11 to #10 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
Key word "defines", not saying it is a religion itself.

And yes, I'm trying to find the story about it now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - satyrn (05/20/2012) [-]
Well, tell me when you do, if that's not a problem. You've got me interested.
User avatar #14 to #12 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
Here, you can even browse the entire book online:

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #13 to #12 - trappedtime (05/20/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Gigas

Go to "Legend", the story about it is there.
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