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#49 - Honestly, I don't get the wage gap thing. My employment histor…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on da cringe-i-est +1
User avatar #92 - stifflimb (11/18/2014) [-]
Same wages for normal jobs here sweden at least, when it gets to higher jobs I cant really say.
I agree, like a heavily physical work like construction, most times men can handle more physical stress and should be payed more for that, at the same time women are way better at feeling empathy and know how people feel as they should have higher pays in caring jobs, nurses, medicinal doctors, child caring.
Teaching at least on lower grades, felt myself I learned better from men from like age 12 and up.
#13 - **satanisthesavior rolls 923,850,420** 11/18/2014 on LFD2 and Insurgency Giveaway +2
#12 - **satanisthesavior rolls 510,751,304**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on LFD2 and Insurgency Giveaway -1
User avatar #13 - satanisthesavior (11/18/2014) [-]
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#11 - **satanisthesavior rolls 529,698,225** Might as well. Gonna …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on LFD2 and Insurgency Giveaway -1
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#52 - Because college students.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Pillow fight prank +1
#97 - anonasuser (11/14/2014) [-]
because awesome people
#144 - :3 11/14/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#1040 - Well, it still shouldn't be that big of a deal. There's plenty… 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1024 - Not really. Besides, who would know that? Unless that's the fi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #1034 - RisenLichen (11/13/2014) [-]
I can take leave, its just not recommended since I'm in school.

And I don't think I have the heart for a one night stand, honestly.
User avatar #1040 - satanisthesavior (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, it still shouldn't be that big of a deal. There's plenty of people who don't have sex as soon as puberty hits.
#1012 - 26 isn't too late. Not by a long shot.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #1015 - RisenLichen (11/13/2014) [-]
To be a kissless sexless virgin? I'd think so
User avatar #1029 - bananakings (11/13/2014) [-]
Hell no. Its not to late. Love is a tricky thing...But you'll find that girl sooner or later. She's walking around right now, doing her daily routine. The both of you haven't met yet.
User avatar #1028 - swordwoman (11/13/2014) [-]
I am a kissless sexless virgin and I am 22. I understand your feelings, the empty feeling sucks donkey balls. Just focus on finishing your school, when that's done. You can explore and try to bring back a lady around your arm.
User avatar #1035 - RisenLichen (11/13/2014) [-]
I finish school in april and I'm off to the fleet..

thats like immediate too
User avatar #1024 - satanisthesavior (11/13/2014) [-]
Not really. Besides, who would know that? Unless that's the first thing you tell people, which would be very weird.

Also, I don't really know what the military is like, but I'm pretty sure you get at least some time off. Might not be enough time to start a relationship, but you could go to a bar and pick someone up for a one night stand, if you're into that sort of thing.
User avatar #1034 - RisenLichen (11/13/2014) [-]
I can take leave, its just not recommended since I'm in school.

And I don't think I have the heart for a one night stand, honestly.
User avatar #1040 - satanisthesavior (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, it still shouldn't be that big of a deal. There's plenty of people who don't have sex as soon as puberty hits.
#991 - 23, working at a gas station. Biggest issue right now would pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#3212 - samalicious (11/14/2014) [-]
That's mothers for you, mate. When you get out of there and start focusing on your own life, she'll always have something to say, as fucking stupid as she comes off, it's just how moms are. Mine is the same. Don't sweat it. Just let the stuff she says fly by. You're doing fine.
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User avatar #1822 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
He ded.
#1821 - yunogasaii ONLINE Comment deleted by satanisthesavior [-]
User avatar #1819 to #1818 - satanisthesavior (08/18/2013) [-]
looooooooooooooooooooool
User avatar #1808 to #1807 - satanisthesavior (08/07/2013) [-]
No. When you die you shall have a viking funeral. I'll buy you a boat from which you can command your troops and launch your assaults, and when you die your body shall be placed on the boat and both shall be immolated while at sea.
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - hateandwhiskey (08/07/2013) [-]
Funny, "I'll bury you in a Gemini spacesuit and send you to the Moon" doesn't seem to be in there.
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - satanisthesavior (08/08/2013) [-]
BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. YOU'RE GONNA GET A VIKING FUNERAL PYRE ON A BOAT AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU'D HAVE TO BE DEAD TO MAKE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS ANYWAYS.
User avatar #1814 to #1813 - satanisthesavior (08/08/2013) [-]
Did I ever tell you how awesome you are? :3
#1815 to #1814 - hateandwhiskey (08/08/2013) [-]
Maybe a few times yeah.
Maybe a few times yeah.
#1816 to #1815 - satanisthesavior (08/08/2013) [-]
Well it's worth saying a few more times at least. You're awesome.
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - hateandwhiskey (08/08/2013) [-]
I guess it is.
User avatar #1800 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Yo, can I add you on Steam?
or do you not like a lot of friends
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - satanisthesavior (05/24/2013) [-]
Sure. I love having friends. Makes it easier to find people to bug when I get bored of everything else XD
User avatar #1803 to #1801 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I added you as a friend, btw
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#1742 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
molemolemolemolemole
User avatar #1787 to #1742 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Yep. I'm currently in central NY and I'm moving to south-eastern NH. Wonderful times.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I live in Warwick <3
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
You live a little over 4 hours away from me. Well, you do for a few days anyways. After I move you'll live about 11 hours away...
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]

Why must we be so far apart...
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
because geography.

If it makes you feel better you live closer than anyone else I know online (well, out of the ones who've told me where they live at least).
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Yay
Where do you live, btw?
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Fulton, currently. Lovely place, this state. I can never get enough of people tailgating me when I'm already doing 10 over the speed limit...
User avatar #1794 to #1793 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Over here, my community is super friendly to each other. It's awesome.
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong, I've met plenty of friendly people out here. Seems that everyone turns into a gigantic asshole the minute they get behind the wheel of a vehicle though.

I've been driving for less than two years out here and I've already had 5 close calls that could have easily been very bad accidents (I thank my incredible dedication to playing videogames for my fast reflexes). One of those involved me ending up in a snowbank because the only other option was getting rear-ended by an 18-wheeler that was tailgating me.

Nice people, sure, but you guys need better driver's ed. Seriously. I think being a driver out here has given me invaluable experience should I ever decide to drive in Russia.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, best of luck to you. Bye <3
User avatar #1797 to #1796 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Have a wonderful day~

I'll be back online later tonight, I'm sure. That's how I unwind after all this packing...
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1771 to #1770 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
chja inga jhimna aboule starting of a brand new day
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
if you say so
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User avatar #1776 to #1775 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Asians can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1778 to #1777 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1779 to #1778 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1783 to #1782 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
anyways, have fun being random. I have stuff to pack still /dies
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Why, you going somewhere?
User avatar #1785 to #1784 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [-]
Moving from NY to NH...
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
You live in NY (used to)?
User avatar #1743 to #1742 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
It looks like a penis with legs...
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Apparently a normal penis doesn't have legs, but it has teeth, whiskers, nostrils, and eyes.
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Well obviously. Why do you think people need to wrap them in rubber for protection? Clearly it's to keep them from biting and to protect their eyes.
User avatar #1746 to #1745 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
True, true.
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Besides, that's how guys "think with their dick" right? They just let the little guy make all the decisions. That's why those decisions are usually stupid, because moles are not well known for their intelligence and decision making capabilities...
#1748 to #1747 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
You just offended all the moles out there. Somewhere, a mole is crying and considering killing himself because you called him dumb.
You just offended all the moles out there. Somewhere, a mole is crying and considering killing himself because you called him dumb.
#1749 to #1748 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
>MFW I don't care
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
but... but...
User avatar #1752 to #1750 - satanisthesavior (05/22/2013) [-]
deal with it XD
#1754 to #1752 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1757 to #1755 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - satanisthesavior (05/22/2013) [-]
>mfw I can make blank comments...
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Amyo mr roboto
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
arigato mr roboto
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
michelle obama
User avatar #1644 - yunogasai (05/20/2013) [-]
Heyyaeeyyyayayay heyyayay I said hey, what's goin' on?
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
nothin' much, you?
User avatar #1720 to #1645 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
I've seen more relevant testicles though...
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
nope
just playing a game
User avatar #1702 to #1646 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
You just can't handle my superior driving skill.
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
ching

of chong
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
母犬不能处理我的驾驶技术。或者,我的中国......
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
you're Asian
you have no driving skills
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Sie wissen gar nicht, wo ich wohne ...
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
you can gas the jews later
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Кровь для бога крови!
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
you can drink your vodka later
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
don't you lol at me
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
What are you gonna do about it? lol
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
fuk yo lol
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Psh. That's all? Guess I don't need to worry about any sort of backlash from lol-ing at you then XD

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
neggg
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
at least im not bluer than a shrimps testicles
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
The fact that you've seen shrimp testicles is even more hilarious.
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
the fact that you haven't is even more hilarious
#1685 to #1684 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
montrel stak sase
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
... lolwat
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]

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ų̟̥̯̦̥͎͈̒̑ͩͭ̐̈̐͆́͒̕ ̨̹̭̠̪̾̽̓͝m̵̸̪̱̪̲͆͗ͭ͛͝i͛ ͫ͛͑ͭ͗҉̴̜̮͕͎̣d̷̷̵͖̦̘͈̣͐ͪͫ͢
ų̟̥̯̦̥͎͈̒̑ͩͭ̐̈̐͆́͒̕ ̨̹̭̠̪̾̽̓͝m̵̸̪̱̪̲͆͗ͭ͛͝i͛ ͫ͛͑ͭ͗҉̴̜̮͕͎̣d̷̷̵͖̦̘͈̣͐ͪͫ͢
ų̟̥̯̦̥͎͈̒̑ͩͭ̐̈̐͆́͒̕ ̨̹̭̠̪̾̽̓͝m̵̸̪̱̪̲͆͗ͭ͛͝i͛ ͫ͛͑ͭ͗҉̴̜̮͕͎̣d̷̷̵͖̦̘͈̣͐ͪͫ͢
ų̟̥̯̦̥͎͈̒̑ͩͭ̐̈̐͆́͒̕ ̨̹̭̠̪̾̽̓͝m̵̸̪̱̪̲͆͗ͭ͛͝i͛ ͫ͛͑ͭ͗҉̴̜̮͕͎̣d̷̷̵͖̦̘͈̣͐ͪͫ͢
ų̟̥̯̦̥͎͈̒̑ͩͭ̐̈̐͆́͒̕ ̨̹̭̠̪̾̽̓͝m̵̸̪̱̪̲͆͗ͭ͛͝i͛ ͫ͛͑ͭ͗҉̴̜̮͕͎̣d̷̷̵͖̦̘͈̣͐ͪͫ͢

User avatar #1688 to #1687 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
You're silly
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Aww... Q.Q
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
=( (
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Well anyways, I have stuff that needs doing. Cya.
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
good luck on the stuff
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
The stuff went well. I love driving :3
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Yep. Doesn't matter what the vehicle is, I love driving. It scares a lot of other people, because most people think that a vehicles limits are much lower than they actually are. It gives me great joy to see the terrified look on people's faces when I take sharp corners at (relatively) high speeds and then the look of confusion when they realize the vehicle was actually totally stable through the whole thing.
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
ching chong
User avatar #1666 to #1646 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Interesting. I've gotten rather bored of EAW but it was pretty fun while I played it...
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Did you use any mods?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
I used the imperial civil war mod a few times, but it didn't seem all that fun... Besides that I didn't use any mods.
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
The Republic at War mod is fun

Did you play campaign/skirmish/multiplayer?
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
I played campaign twice (once as rebels, once as imperials), now I just play skirmish all the time.

Never really cared for multiplayer in any game. People take it too seriously.
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Do you have the forces of corruption DLC?
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Did you play as the Zann in campaign?
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Nah. I started to play it but I got bored. I only load up EAW when I'm bored with all my other games because a quick skirmish or two can still be fun.

Mostly though I just set the ai to play against itself and watch everything in cinematic mode, because why not.
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Have you ever set up a space battle on easy, made like 50 star destroyers (with the no unit cap mod), and absolutely destroyed the enemy? Probably not, but it's still fun
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
No, but what I did do one time is I played as Zann Consortium. I captured the space station (or whatever it's called, it gives you more build options) and built a ton of those old star destroyer things. Since they only use up 1 pop. unit each I made a blockade using them around my enemies space station, and they were cheap enough that every time one was destroyed I just flew in another to replace it.
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Old star destroyer things?
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
A venator-class star destroyer.

Took me a while to look that up. sowwy.
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
GOOD.
YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY.
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Please don't punish me, master... *sobs*
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
it ok
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
oooh what game?
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
m&b warband
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
sounds fun :3
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
it is
it has consumed me
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
I wish I could consume you...
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
you can anytime
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
How old is that game anyways? According to the site, it recommends any windows OS from 2000 up through 7...
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
It's somewhat old. It's still an awesome game. If you are getting it, get Warband. The first one doesn't have as much features, and WF&S isn't as good.
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
I'll keep that in mind.

You play any other games?
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
... what are they?
User avatar #1661 to #1659 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
games
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
You are a very frustrating person...
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I am just giving you answers to your questions
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#1623 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
Ave, amicus.
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
おまえ元気か?
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Indeed. "Yes" is very up.
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
I can't read Communist.
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
I didn't realize that Japan was a communist nation, товарищ
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
Of course it is, мой друг, we bombed it twice for a reason.
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I don't think Japan was ever communist. It was a monarchy of sorts, and once that ended it went to a democracy.
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
It was a joke you **** .
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Listen up here ***** . I can't tell if you're joking or not because you're almost always serious. I'd need to hear your voice tone to tell if you're joking or not, and tone doesn't come through so well with text.
#1633 to #1632 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
Why does everyone suddenly want to hear me talk lately?   
   
Is that a thing now?
Why does everyone suddenly want to hear me talk lately?

Is that a thing now?
User avatar #1634 to #1633 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Dude. Dude. I don't want to hear you talk. I was just saying that hearing your voice instead of reading it would make it a lot easier to tell when you are joking.

Stop getting your panties all bunched up.
#1635 to #1634 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
It's not about what you want.

I'm just saying - there's just been a large influx in interest concerning my voice. And it concerns me.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see how things concerning other things could be concerning.
#1637 to #1636 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
Then you can see why I am concerned.
Then you can see why I am concerned.
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, if I could see why you were concerned then I'd be close enough to hear you too. I think that would be far more concerning to you...
#1639 to #1638 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
Were that the case, it would be you who should be concerned.
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
Bitch please. There's only three ways that scenario would have ended, and I've listed them here in order of most likely to least likely:

1.) You wouldn't even know I was there. I can be very stealthy.
2.) Even if you noticed me, you wouldn't recognize me, and I could just say I was passing by.
3.) Even if you somehow recognized me, you wouldn't be able to do anything, and if you did try to do something you'd have to kill me first which would defeat the purpose (unless the purpose was to kill me, in which case you are a boring person).
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
You left out the part where you get molested.
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - satanisthesavior (05/20/2013) [-]
It would be necrophilia. If I'm dead, I don't really give a **** .
#1643 to #1642 - hateandwhiskey (05/20/2013) [-]
I never said anything about you being dead.
User avatar #1547 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Satan is love
Satan is life
User avatar #1616 to #1547 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Anyways, have any hobbies?
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
playing games
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see that...
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
you broke the comments...
User avatar #1589 to #1547 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Like I said, that was just my personal experience.
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
True
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Anyways, you still have not answered my question.
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #1596 to #1593 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
These emoticons are confusing...
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]






User avatar #1600 to #1598 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
... ****

Was supposed to say "wut"
User avatar #1602 to #1599 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Haha,
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #1568 to #1547 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Actually, I think I might have a hormone imbalance that causes this, because my body shape is, like, right in the middle. If you took a guy and a girl with the same weight as me and averaged out all their proportions, that's a pretty good description of me. I'm not in any way a doctor though so I can't say that this is even remotely correct, it's just an educated guess.

Seriously though, I get mistaken for a girl IRL a lot. If I grow my hair out it happens at least once a week that someone will refer to me as being a girl. And there's probably a lot more people who make that mistake that I don't know about because they don't talk to me or about me.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
This whole time I never knew Satan had social problems.
User avatar #1570 to #1569 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Yep. True story.
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Who do you watch on Youtube?
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
... What do you mean?
User avatar #1573 to #1572 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Do you go on Youtube?
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I don't watch videos by anyone in particular.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Hmm
Who do you like, though
User avatar #1577 to #1575 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
What about you? What do you watch on youtube?
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
A lot of gaming channels.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
just like sugar and penis
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
... Yes. Just like that, actually.
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
random question time: Are you a girl? I'm guessing you are, but since this is the internet I feel the need to ask anyways.
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Why do you think I am?
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Well, besides the fact that your username is a girl's name (and your avatar is that girl) you also act like one a little bit.

Right now, I'm about 70% sure you're a girl.
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
My username and profile pic is about a girl from an anime, so that isn't really a good hint.
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't know many people who use anime characters as their usernames when the character's gender is different from their own.
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
A lot of my friends use girl avatars even though they are boys.
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
I dunno. Only time I've watched enough videos by one person to bother looking at the username is Steve Kardynal.

Mostly I use youtube to look up song lyrics (so I have the song playing while I'm reading the lyrics). Other than that, I use it to watch funny video compilations (pets, car crashes, etc.) when I'm bored.
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #1550 to #1549 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
So how are you today?
User avatar #1551 to #1550 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Good, what about you?
User avatar #1552 to #1551 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Difficult to say. Depends on what you define as "good".

I'm not dead or actively dying, so I guess that counts as good...
User avatar #1553 to #1552 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Technically we all are slowly dying.
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
That's why I specified "actively dying". I don't have any terminal illnesses nor do I have any injuries that would lead to death if left untreated.
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Well, we all are aging. Every one will eventually die (if not before) by aging.
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
True, but since that applies to everyone all the time it's not a reason to say that I'm not "good".
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
True, true, true.
User avatar #1558 to #1557 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Anyways, it's hard to pin down whether I'm "good" or not since my mood and personality shift all the ******* time.
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
So it's like having a period every other day?
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
... I guess... I've never had a period, so I can't say.

Anyways, I could explain it all if you'd like, but it might take a while.
User avatar #1561 to #1560 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
nope, I'm fine
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
... No to what? No you don't want me to explain or no you don't mind waiting? XD
#1563 to #1562 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't mind waiting.
User avatar #1564 to #1563 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
Ah.

Well, in an attempt to make this as brief as possible, suffice it to say that I was very depressed when I was younger. I had no way to deal with all the negative emotions so I just disconnected them. I still have empathy though, so my mood is based entirely on how the people around me are feeling, which means that I spend a great deal of energy trying to make sure that the people close to me are happy. As a result of that, my personality towards them could best be described as "submissive".

When I'm around people I'm not close to though I don't feel anything at all, which causes my personality to be more cold and, well, "dominant"-ish. That's based on other people's descriptions, by the way.

Also, I'm pretty sure I've got some gender identity issues, so there's that messing with my personality too.
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to talk about periods
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - satanisthesavior (05/15/2013) [-]
... LOL

I don't get periods because, physically speaking, I'm a male. I set my gender on here to "female" because that's how I am mentally.
User avatar #1621 to #1566 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #1567 to #1566 - yunogasaii ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
So you pretend that you have boobs, but you think that you have a flat chest.
#1543 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I can't believe you still have those Fluttershy S&M reaction pics...
sodoIthough
User avatar #1739 to #1543 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
... chaos marine?
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - draconicxyz (05/21/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know it's one ;o
User avatar #1741 to #1740 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
well why the hell not? You need more warhammer 40k in tour diet...
User avatar #1751 to #1741 - draconicxyz (05/22/2013) [-]
It's taken up by smut
User avatar #1753 to #1751 - satanisthesavior (05/22/2013) [-]
... I guess that's an acceptable excuse. For now, anyways.
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - satanisthesavior (05/08/2013) [-]
Why WOULDN'T I still have them? :P
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
I honestly haven't the slightest idea why you still would have something like that D; Did you make any more relating to it using fluttershy?
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - satanisthesavior (05/13/2013) [-]
No, I did not.

Still though, bondageshy. Or submissiveshy. Who WOULDN'T want that?
#1721 to #1546 - draconicxyz (05/21/2013) [-]
Gardevoir
Gardevoi wouldn't want that.
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Well Gardevoir is a prude so who cares?
#1723 to #1722 - draconicxyz (05/21/2013) [-]
Gardevoir is the original bondage you hoe
User avatar #1724 to #1723 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm pretty sure rope was the original bondage...
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
What are you gonna do about it bitch?
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
I already did.
User avatar #1731 to #1730 - draconicxyz (05/21/2013) [-]
I saw that coming like I saw the Hindenburg burning and crashing.
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
... So you only saw pictures and videos, but not the real thing?
User avatar #1736 to #1734 - draconicxyz (05/21/2013) [-]
ohluna
it points at me
#1737 to #1736 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
I prefer this better
User avatar #1738 to #1737 - draconicxyz (05/21/2013) [-]
ohluna what is that
#1540 - Ixmej (04/12/2013) [-]
I told you I'd miss you   
   
   
   
I didn't lie
I told you I'd miss you



I didn't lie
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - Ixmej (04/12/2013) [-]
I did pass out, it seems
#1538 - isoscelessandwich (04/12/2013) [-]
Hey there, gorgeous.
Hey there, gorgeous.
User avatar #1238 to #1217 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
Because I can SEE YOUR SOUL.

THROUGH THE INTERNET.
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
I didn't choose the chaos, the chaos chose me.
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
That was so bad, so horribly bad, I'm pretty sure it gave me a tumor. You make me want to pee myself.

Please, find the nearest, sharpest object available and slit every major artery in your body until you bleed out.

You do not benefit society in any way. Please, end your life immediately. You are fat.
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
Yes, because your joke was SO much better... >.>
#1221 to #1220 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
All of that was a joke, actually. Evidently, it worked.

Anyway, quid agis? How is ye?
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
Your mom is a joke.

And good, I guess. I must say though, your humor is harder to detect than a neutrino.
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
Neutrino. Google it. :P
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
Nah. It sounds like some stupidass pokemon or something.
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
"Neutrinos do not carry electric charge, which means that they are not affected by the electromagnetic forces that act on charged particles such as electrons and protons. Neutrinos are affected only by the weak sub-atomic force, of much shorter range than electromagnetism, and gravity, which is relatively weak on the subatomic scale. Therefore a typical neutrino passes through normal matter unimpeded."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutrino
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** if it's not a pokemon, pokemon's still dumb as hell. I'm just putting that out there.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
You're dumb as hell.
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm Southern. There's my excuse, where's yours, cracka?
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
Excuse for what? I'm not dumb :P
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
It's usually the ********* who are the first to claim they aren't ********* .
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
True. Though I figured all our past conversations would have been proof enough of my intelligence :P
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
And I could say the same for myself.
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
Indeed. Perhaps what I should have said was "You're being dumb as hell."
#1235 to #1234 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
Perhaps you should just shuddup, homo.
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - satanisthesavior (03/02/2013) [-]
But it's not nice to just stare silently at people who talk to you...
#1237 to #1236 - hateandwhiskey (03/02/2013) [-]
How are you 'staring' at me, exactly? These are nothing more than mere words on a screen.
How are you 'staring' at me, exactly? These are nothing more than mere words on a screen.
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User avatar #1207 to #1206 - hateandwhiskey (01/14/2013) [-]
Not much.. if anything.

Et tu?
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - satanisthesavior (01/14/2013) [-]
Pretty much the same myself.

We're pretty exciting people, aren't we?
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - hateandwhiskey (01/14/2013) [-]
The excitingest.
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - satanisthesavior (01/14/2013) [-]
indeed. Just so exciting that I don't even know where to start.
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - hateandwhiskey (01/14/2013) [-]
Or what to say.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - satanisthesavior (01/14/2013) [-]
Indeed. I do become easily lost for words when there is no clear topic to a conversation.
#1213 to #1212 - hateandwhiskey (01/14/2013) [-]
It happens.
It happens.
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - satanisthesavior (01/14/2013) [-]
Lots of things happen. All the time. It's the nature of the universe.
#1215 to #1214 - hateandwhiskey (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm well aware of that, Beelzebub.
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - satanisthesavior (01/14/2013) [-]
Just making sure.
User avatar #1191 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
you can't say? Have to wait for the statue of limitations runs out before admitting anything? :P
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
Nah, I just don't really think much goes on in such a short amount of time when such applies to me.
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh. Well, umm... I have nothing to talk about then. My life has been fairly boring recently, and the only thing we have in common that is at all discussable is a nihilistic outlook on life...
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I feel I kinda made you realize you were Nihilist after all.

Looks like Nietzsche is your new savior.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
lol I don't even know who that is.
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
Friedrich Nietzsche, German philosopher. Coined the Nihilistic philosophy, wrote books, made speeches.

Y'know, philosopher stuff. Cool guy.

But on a more serious note, man's an inspiration of mine. I've always respected those who stood their ground for rather unpopular beliefs.
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
So you respect WBC? XD
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
Well.. I respect those who were rational about it, like Guy Fawkes.
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, I know THAT Guy Fawkes. I thought you meant a different Guy Fawkes, since we were talking about WBC and not some **** that went down in the 17th century...
#1202 to #1201 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
I could give a **** about the WBC, or what they do. Because whatever it is they do, it doesn't effect me.

They'll get what's coming to them soon enough.
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
If you say so...
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
Cults do have a tendency of receiving karma in a rather unpleasant manner.
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
Karma doesn't exist. Those assholes wont get what they deserve until they piss off someone just as crazy as them who is standing on the other side of the fence.
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - hateandwhiskey (01/08/2013) [-]
Apologies, I don't have much to say today.
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - satanisthesavior (01/08/2013) [-]
that's alright. I've got **** I should be doing anyways. Will try to strike up a conversation at a later time then.
User avatar #1161 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
So now what?
User avatar #1162 to #1161 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
I don't know, dude.
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
You never delivered on that threat btw...
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Slapping me in the butt.
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
Now just why would I do that?
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
I don't know. You said it not me.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
Well, technically, I never stated it myself.
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Well technically this is analog, not digital.
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
It was just a ******* picture.
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
No, it was not a ******* picture. If it was a ******* picture you would get banned for it :P
User avatar #1174 to #1172 - satanisthesavior (01/07/2013) [-]
Are you still alive? D:
User avatar #1185 to #1175 - satanisthesavior (01/08/2013) [-]
what is that .gif from anyways?
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - hateandwhiskey (01/08/2013) [-]
Fight Club. Got a whole bunch of 'em.

Never seen it, I'm guessing?
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - satanisthesavior (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope. If anyone brings it up I ******** my way towards a new conversation topic.
#1188 to #1187 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
I highly recommend you watch it, man.
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
Will do, when I have a chance.

Anything new on your end?
#1190 to #1189 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah.. not that I can say.
Ah.. not that I can say.
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - satanisthesavior (01/07/2013) [-]
cool. are you a zombie then?
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - hateandwhiskey (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure dood.
User avatar #1140 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
It get's you in trouble? You know, there's an easy solution to that: condoms.
User avatar #1141 to #1140 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
No, not that kind of trouble.

I mean, just classic cases of "thinking with your dick".
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Not sure what you mean by that.
#1143 to #1142 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
What do you want? A ******* example?
User avatar #1144 to #1143 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
That would help. I'm just not sure what "thinking with your dick" means, as I can't recall any specific times that I made a decision based on sexual urges... Can't talk about something if I have no clue what we're talking about.

Or we could change the subject. That works too.
#1145 to #1144 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
Eh, I guess I'll go ahead and get it off my chest. I haven't really told anyone currently alive about this, but it's a good enough example;   
   
Take my most recent failed relationship that I won't shut the Hell up about; Name I gave her was Samm. Perky little blonde with a great body and delicious, white skin. Had everything I would've wanted out of another person - great sense of humor, gamer, liked pretty much all the things I did. Compared to me, she was a pure being - because when you boil down to it, I'm 						*******					 scum. But for the time we were together, we were happy.   
   
Then there was another girl I'd met on friendly terms. Like I am now, she was in a world of 						****					 at the time, but didn't have anyone to vent to about it. So that's where I come in - not because I'm a nice guy, but solely because in the back of my head I felt this could benefit me and my interests. Surely enough, after some time, she starts warming up to me.   
   
My only motivation to go through with any of that was, not because my current partner would find out, but solely because I knew I could. Because it was just that easy for me. I ended up not going through with it, however.   
   
They're both gone now. It's back to just being me.
Eh, I guess I'll go ahead and get it off my chest. I haven't really told anyone currently alive about this, but it's a good enough example;

Take my most recent failed relationship that I won't shut the Hell up about; Name I gave her was Samm. Perky little blonde with a great body and delicious, white skin. Had everything I would've wanted out of another person - great sense of humor, gamer, liked pretty much all the things I did. Compared to me, she was a pure being - because when you boil down to it, I'm ******* scum. But for the time we were together, we were happy.

Then there was another girl I'd met on friendly terms. Like I am now, she was in a world of **** at the time, but didn't have anyone to vent to about it. So that's where I come in - not because I'm a nice guy, but solely because in the back of my head I felt this could benefit me and my interests. Surely enough, after some time, she starts warming up to me.

My only motivation to go through with any of that was, not because my current partner would find out, but solely because I knew I could. Because it was just that easy for me. I ended up not going through with it, however.

They're both gone now. It's back to just being me.
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Well, I can't say I've ever found myself in a similar situation. I don't usually do anything because I think it will benefit me (except working, because money), I do it just because that's what I like doing. I like being able to help people.

So, what caused you to break up with them? Seems like you and Samm there would have been a good couple...
#1147 to #1146 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
I genuinely... don't know. In the back of my mind I had to keep reminding myself to make sure that harm could never find her, because I was capable of keeping her safe - while at the same time, had she stayed with me any longer, gotten to know me beyond what's on the surface, bad things would inevitably happen.    
   
And in that respect, I soon saw she was just far too good for me. There were many things in life she had yet to look forward to and experience, so I thought she should do that with someone who's not as big a 						*******					 as I am. So we split up. It did not take her long to find someone else.   
   
As with the other one, I believe she's found someone for herself. I'm happy for her. Happy for both of them.   
   
But, as expected, I ended up destroying myself over it. It's the same 						****					 when I tear down my walls for someone. In the end, I will destroy myself again and again.
I genuinely... don't know. In the back of my mind I had to keep reminding myself to make sure that harm could never find her, because I was capable of keeping her safe - while at the same time, had she stayed with me any longer, gotten to know me beyond what's on the surface, bad things would inevitably happen.

And in that respect, I soon saw she was just far too good for me. There were many things in life she had yet to look forward to and experience, so I thought she should do that with someone who's not as big a ******* as I am. So we split up. It did not take her long to find someone else.

As with the other one, I believe she's found someone for herself. I'm happy for her. Happy for both of them.

But, as expected, I ended up destroying myself over it. It's the same **** when I tear down my walls for someone. In the end, I will destroy myself again and again.
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
You seem like a nice person to me hate. You didn't at first but you do now.
#1149 to #1148 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
Well.. that's the first time anyone's told me that.   
   
I don't get your reasoning though.    
   
Because I'm not a nice person.
Well.. that's the first time anyone's told me that.

I don't get your reasoning though.

Because I'm not a nice person.
User avatar #1151 to #1149 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Maybe I don't know you well enough then. But, as it stands, you seem like a nice person who is too hard on themselves.
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
What about me do you perceive as "nice"?
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
It's difficult to explain. You just seem nice to me.

Damn, first I like you then I end up thinking you're nice. When will the horror end?
#1154 to #1153 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
I would prefer you try. I actually want to hear this.   
   
Like? What.
I would prefer you try. I actually want to hear this.

Like? What.
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
You talk a lot, and you seem pretty open about yourself. Your personality is a bit abrasive, but so is mine at times, that's just how you are. The way you described your relationships and such makes me think that you actually do care about others.

Just so we're clear though, you are a bit of an asshole too. You nice, but not overly nice. There's varying degrees of niceness, and I'd say you're about a 3-4/10
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
Most of that, I actually represent the opposite. Not very open, incredibly quiet, etc. Though I do find myself guilty of some emotional attachment, albeit very rarely.

As for that, I am an asshole. I was always the bad guy everyone needed to hate. I've accepted that, I now only embrace it. Maybe even I miss the times where I display any signs of sympathy for others, but I've seen how others react to it - rather reluctantly. I understand why.
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Like I said, I think you are being too hard on yourself. Say whatever you want, but you seem like a nice person to me. Insisting otherwise just makes you sound silly.
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
I say that because I've known me longer than anyone else has known me.

And from what I know of me, even I think I'm a ******** .

But for the most part, I look at it with my own philosophy.
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Well I don't think you are a ******** , and until you prove me wrong you're just gonna have to deal with that :P
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #1120 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
neither do I lol
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
This is getting boring.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm not good at holding conversations...
#1125 to #1124 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm not any better, you know.
I'm not any better, you know.
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
yes, I know. How do we solve this?
#1127 to #1126 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't know, brah.
I don't know, brah.
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Don't worry, she's already dead.
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
... eww...
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
What's so 'ewww'?
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
ALRIGHT, GEEZUS.
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
I WISH THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WOULD HAPPEN ALREADY. NOTHING LIKE WAKING UP TO THE SMELL OF GASOLINE, BLOOD AND ROTTING FLESH IN THE MORNING.
#1135 to #1134 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
I don't know, I've always liked the smell of the morning after.   
   
Dammit, there I go again.
I don't know, I've always liked the smell of the morning after.

Dammit, there I go again.
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Why do you always have to make everything sound erotic?
#1137 to #1136 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
Just that other side of my brain talking for me.

I want to abandon that life, but I don't rightly believe I can.
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - satanisthesavior (01/06/2013) [-]
Why do you want to abandon it?
#1139 to #1138 - hateandwhiskey (01/06/2013) [-]
It's very conflicting.

It gets me in more trouble than what it's worth.

Especially after what I'd been through recently, I'm about done with it.
User avatar #1100 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
What a bachelor you are. A womanizing bachelor. XD
#1101 to #1100 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't really think many women find an old mattress on the floor in the back room of a ****** old house very romantic.
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, with the type of girls you probably attract you never know. Add some air freshener and throw a sheet over the mattress and you're set.
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
So where do you have sex then, exactly? I can't imagine there are many virgins willing to **** in the back of a vehicle or at a third person's place, so that only leaves their place...
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
And there's your answer.
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Such. A. Charmer.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Look who you're talking to here.

You can't honestly expect me to give a **** about any of that, yeah?

I mean, come on.
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Good point. Still makes you a womanizer though :P
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say, Satanbro.

Though I want to think my last relationship was pretty damn enjoyable.
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Eh, I just like to push your buttons, since you apparently like to push mine. I honestly don't give a **** what you do, so long as the girls were consenting...
#1111 to #1110 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Of course they were.

What do you think I am? Some kind of rapist?
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
... the possibility is there. I doubt it, but again since I have never met you and only know what information you have willingly provided me I cannot be sure.
#1113 to #1112 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm not actually a rapist.   
   
Hard to believe, I know, but it's the truth.
I'm not actually a rapist.

Hard to believe, I know, but it's the truth.
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Not really that hard to believe...
User avatar #1115 to #1114 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Even I find it hard to believe, but I guess someone has to.
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't ******* know, dude.
#1081 to #1080 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm out of **** to talk about.

So stare at this Corgi for a while.
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
D'awww... so cute :3
#1083 to #1082 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I been planning on getting one.

But then I remembered I'm me, so I need something a bit more Masochistic. Like another bearded dragon.
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. My girlfriend loves ferrets.
#1085 to #1084 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Your girlfriend sounds like one messed up bitch.   
   
I mean, yeah, that's cool bro. From what you've told me, I'm sure she's a real catch.
Your girlfriend sounds like one messed up bitch.

I mean, yeah, that's cool bro. From what you've told me, I'm sure she's a real catch.
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
A better catch than you would be, at least :P
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
You don't know that for sure, do you?
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't know anything for sure, best I can do is make educated guesses...
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
User avatar #1090 to #1089 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
So after going on and on about how much you suck, you expect me to think that you're a better match than the only person I've ever loved? Ha.
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Not a better match, no. Hell no.

Just saying - I've even surprised myself at how good I was in 'de lovemakign'.
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well that doesn't help your case very much, hate. I don't particularly care for sex, the only reason I have sex at all is because my girlfriend likes it so much.
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
And what do you think I do? **** like a rabbit on average?

No, I'm a ******* Exocannibal. I've got better things to do.
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't even know what that is...
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
It's a long story. Rather done with talking today.

Maybe some other time.
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
So now what? Are you going to bed?
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
>> bed

I don't really have an actual bed, so no.
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
But then where do you commence with the sexual intercourse?
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Not in my ******* house. The place is dirty enough.
User avatar #1060 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Maybe if you're good looking...

Or if you have a lot of money.
#1061 to #1060 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I just know what to say. I tell people what they need to hear, not what they want.

And some women [with knowing very little about me] like that when paired with someone of my caliber.

I mean, when presented, I'm not gonna just turn down a quick **** .
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
someone of your "caliber"? What are you referring to, exactly?
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Not rich, far from poor. Slightly above average looks, I guess. I blame it mostly on my slight accent, and/or skin tone. I'm not only incredibly American, but I'm from the South, which would normally mean I sound like my mother and father were related before they married.

Instead, when I do choose to talk, it comes with a bit of an accent - to which I blame my heritage for. Drives hormones crazy, so long as they never get to know me too well.
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
you sound like a very interesting person indeed....
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
That's usually how it starts.

It ends virtually the same way, and it's never not been my fault in some way. I don't lose any sleep over it.*

*I'm a ******* Insomniac.

User avatar #1066 to #1065 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
well then.
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Yep.

This was how it was meant to be.
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Is that one of the things you say that people want to hear? XD
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
No, ma'am. Just facts.
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
interesting. very interesting.
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Eh, not really.
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well not to you, obviously. It would be hard to find yourself interesting.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
That word just seems to follow me everywhere.
User avatar #1074 to #1073 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
would you prefer intriguing instead?
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I would prefer others to have a negative opinion of me, rather.
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well it's too late for that (as far as I am concerned). I already think you're a pretty cool person.
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Aw, dang.
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Yup. I like you. Sucks, doesn't it?
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh so much, brah.
User avatar #1040 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, for not liking me you sure seem to talk to me quite a bit...
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Because you'd whine about it if I didn't.
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
D'ah, it's okay.

You're just a whiny person.
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Am not. /cries
#1045 to #1044 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Heh..

Yeah you are.
#1047 to #1046 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
That picture makes me think of sex...

Might be because I only read the first line...
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's about how my sex life went.

So I don't blame you.
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
it was so tight?
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
All the girls I've been with were virgins, so... yeah.

They ain't so tight no more, but.. yeah.
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well then...
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
You asked.
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
And you told.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Indeed I did.
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
but still... ALL of them were virgins?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Well it's not like I've got a rich sexual history.

It was only, like...four, I believe.
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Still though... you womanizer you...
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm not a damn womanizer.

It's just really easy to get inside people now-a-days.
User avatar #1020 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Solution: Turn you into a useful, satisfied person.

To start, look at this and tell me if you laugh: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4347348/The+Sims+in+Hell/
#1021 to #1020 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Mr. Bone's Wild Ride was way better.

And I've seen this way too many times. Plus, I don't really laugh all that often.

I hope you don't receive this as me being too difficult.
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Not in the slightest.
#1023 to #1022 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Good.

I'd rather you don't try and get all psychiatrist on me. There's not really anything I or anyone else can do to improve the situation I'm in.

I'm living in a world of **** already. Now, I'm just making of it what I want.
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
If you say so...
User avatar #1025 to #1024 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I do, as a matter of fact.

This was the life I chose, after all.
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
... If you say so.
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
'Indeed'.
User avatar #1000 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
indeed they do.

BUT WHO WAS THEY?
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm unsure.

I just know that "they" say a lot.
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
indeed they do
#1003 to #1002 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Welp.   
   
It's been fun.
Welp.

It's been fun.
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Thanks. Not like I was planning on sleeping or anything...
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Hell, you could be dreaming right now.
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
But I'm not.
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
You don't know that.
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Ah, but I do.
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
You sure?
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, if that's the case, I'm in no position to change anything.
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
but if I were dreaming you wouldn't need me to tell you I was dreaming in order to know if you were in a position to change anything or not. Therefore, you've proven my hypothesis that I am not dreaming.
#1013 to #1012 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Or, simply, this could all just be a part of it.

It is your dream, after all.
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
A good point. However, my dreams also never have any useless characters in them. It therefore follows that if you aren't in any position to change anything then this automatically isn't a dream, and even if you are in a position to change anything you haven't, also making this not a dream.
#1015 to #1014 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Who you callin' useless?
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
I meant as far as my dreams go. In reality you're very useful, I'm sure.

Given all of this evidence (plus the fact that I've never used a computer in my dream before or been able to hear ambient sounds such as fans) leads me undeniably toward the conclusion that I am not dreaming.
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Not really. Otherwise, I wouldn't be living alone.

Well there, you've found your answer. Satisfied?
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, no. I arrived at that conclusion before this conversation started. You were the one to question it. So, are you satisfied?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Not really.

If I was, I probably would not be living alone.
User avatar #981 to #980 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
Hell no.

I mean, real fighting. Getting into fights with absolute random strangers, taking hits, bruising and bleeding.

Adrenaline and rage. Just.. fighting. It's invigorating.
User avatar #982 to #981 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
well there you go. That's your interest.
User avatar #983 to #982 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
It's one interest.
User avatar #984 to #983 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
that's one more than you could think of a few minutes ago. It's a start...
User avatar #985 to #984 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
I GUESS.
User avatar #986 to #985 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
i DON'T GUESS. I MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON WHATEVER IS LOGICALLY THE MOST CORRECT ANSWER
User avatar #988 to #987 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
WARG WARG WARG
#991 to #990 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
I guess I've satisfied my need of interaction for now, as I've lost interest in this conversation.
I guess I've satisfied my need of interaction for now, as I've lost interest in this conversation.
User avatar #992 to #991 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Well at least I left you feeling satisfied :P
User avatar #993 to #992 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
That's gross, bro.
User avatar #994 to #993 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
Funny though
#996 to #995 - satanisthesavior (01/05/2013) [-]
we clearly have a different sense of humor then.
#997 to #996 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
The tears of unfathomable sadness - now that's something worth laughing at.

Innuendos, as subtle as they are, tend not to be. Especially when they involve me.
#999 to #998 - hateandwhiskey (01/05/2013) [-]
Yes, if it's not obvious yet, the misfortune of others is pretty much the only thing that makes me laugh anymore.   
   
I believe they call that sadism.
Yes, if it's not obvious yet, the misfortune of others is pretty much the only thing that makes me laugh anymore.

I believe they call that sadism.
User avatar #960 to #876 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssss..................
#961 to #960 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
I realize now, this conversation's been all over the place.   
   
What's up with that?
I realize now, this conversation's been all over the place.

What's up with that?
User avatar #962 to #961 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
Isn't it always like that with us?
User avatar #963 to #962 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
Not always, no.
User avatar #964 to #963 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
well, usually like that?
#965 to #964 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm just sayin';   
   
It goes from [my] 						******					 childhood, to Christmas, to zombies.
I'm just sayin';

It goes from [my] ****** childhood, to Christmas, to zombies.
User avatar #966 to #965 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
well, it's probably because I've been so distracted recently. I have no concentration at the moment...
#967 to #966 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
Reminds me of me, except I'm the exact opposite.
User avatar #968 to #967 - satanisthesavior (01/04/2013) [-]
You have MORE concentration when you're distracted?
#969 to #968 - hateandwhiskey (01/04/2013) [-]
Not so much distraction, or concentration, more so episodic clarity.

If that makes sense, I mean. I can't rightly make sense of it myself.