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#2 - Can't tell if double entendre or unintentional grammar error.... 06/28/2013 on Halp me FJ you're my only... 0
#54 - Google "What joke has the punch line "Tooth hurty&qu… 06/28/2013 on friendship lvl 0
#26 - If you seriously don't want to see a picture of a naked woman …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on FunnyJunk Man! To Frontpage... -3
User avatar #37 - frenchgenocide (06/25/2013) [-]
Its a naked lady. What the fuck man thats all it is.
#12 - I don't know for certain, but from the looks of it, it's an an… 06/25/2013 on Awesome Pictures From... 0
#16 - Infinite visits to the Barber, time is infinite, your life is … 06/25/2013 on Do it yourself +1
#27 - I saw the video for the wii fit trainer, and just felt a momen… 06/25/2013 on Meet The Villager +3
#75 - That's a great murse, but the color does not fit your outfit... 06/24/2013 on Go ahead, say something... 0
#226 - I was wondering how this got 36 likes, then I realized i made … 06/20/2013 on He has a point 0
#38 - Can someone make this a reality? 06/19/2013 on Just another pokemon fusion +11
#28 - And that'sh the way your mother likesh it. 06/18/2013 on Funny Yearbook quote 0
#27 - **sasorikingofrocks rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Funny Yearbook quote 0
#29 - Nigger (06/18/2013) [-]
True dat.
User avatar #30 - zoltardify (06/18/2013) [-]
All these no-flow, gimmicky ass fired up behaviors
With wack beats and gap teeth like Tyler the Creator
Motherfucker, you not dope
So you tryna get some attention by cussing and eating a fucking cockroach?
And Goblin? You get no props on it
It sucks so much I get blowjobs from it
#34 - Nigger (06/18/2013) [-]
Okay?
User avatar #56 - articulate (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - Nigger (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't care.
#61 - articulate (06/18/2013) [-]
It's what those lyrics were from...
User avatar #62 - Nigger (06/18/2013) [-]
I got that already.
#63 - articulate (06/18/2013) [-]
Then what's your deal, human?
User avatar #28 - sasorikingofrocks (06/18/2013) [-]
And that'sh the way your mother likesh it.
#26 - Sparky, young and energetic, Scraps, old and made of bones, Ze… 06/18/2013 on eiurghb'ae +2
#232 - well I only say technically because the world of Digimon is op… 06/18/2013 on Coolest fusion EVER 0
#226 - Technically since he's mechanical he would be metalblastoisemo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Coolest fusion EVER +3
#231 - memeaholic (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #232 - sasorikingofrocks (06/18/2013) [-]
well I only say technically because the world of Digimon is open to changes, and even a mechanical version could be named war, compared to an armored version, I'm just going off of past though. XD
#98 - It's all good haha, I need to figure out my words better to ca… 06/10/2013 on A&F ceo 0
#202 - If someone threw a parade for every person that said they didn… 06/09/2013 on Facebook ishygddt's +1
#96 - Oh I know there's a separation between church and state. Obvio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on A&F ceo 0
User avatar #97 - KazumaKyu (06/10/2013) [-]
... this is what I get for skimming comments in potentially volatile reply chains until I find one that peaks my interest.

My apologies.
User avatar #98 - sasorikingofrocks (06/10/2013) [-]
It's all good haha, I need to figure out my words better to cause less confusion amongst the readers. Great conversation for the internet though man.
#94 - I should rephrase that though, you're right. It is my own pers… 06/07/2013 on A&F ceo 0
#93 - TL;DR You claim that my religion takes away my credibili…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on A&F ceo 0
User avatar #95 - KazumaKyu (06/08/2013) [-]
Perhaps I phrased that wrong. Let me be more clear.

Simply put, your religious beliefs have no place in an argument of logic and reason. It's the fact that you thought your personal beliefs were at all relevant to the topic at hand that throws your credibility into question, not simply the fact that you are religious.

In other words, the first person to bring religion into an argument that was not originally about religion (or having anything to do with religion) accomplishes only two things:
1. the derailing of the argument
and
2. relieving themselves of all likelihood of being taken seriously should they attempt to further argue their point.

No matter what lies anyone may tell you, the argument of gay marriage is not religious. In fact, by the laws of our constitution it can't be religious. This is because (and this is something people really must be made to understand) in the eyes of the state marriage itself has nothing to do with god. Marriage is first and foremost an institution of the state, and the constitution says that church and state are separate entities.This is why one must acquire a marriage license if one wishes to be married--you can't just say your vows in front of a priest (or other qualified official) and expect the state to to acknowledge your union. If those religious peoples among us want to tack additional meaning onto the union of two individuals under the eyes of the state, that is their opinion (and one they are entitled to). However, the fact that said additional meaning has been tacked on should not in any way effect how the state handles the laws governing the making of that union.

TL;DR
State =! Church
Church =! State
And (in a perfect world) never betwixt the two should meet. Sadly this is not a perfect world, but we should still strive to keep the two as far apart as humanly possible.
User avatar #96 - sasorikingofrocks (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh I know there's a separation between church and state. Obviously you're not understanding me at all. Let me use "Logic" which you have so flawlessly mastered.

I brought up something that I feel justifies my thoughts, and you decided to punch it in the kidney, and send it packing, simply because you don't find it credible that I believe in God. The bible states, that a man who sleeps with another man is an abomination. Or something along those lines, and now that is what I believe. Like I said, gay people can get married if they want, that's not my issue. Marriage is a union of two people who love each other, and yes, gay people can love each other. My point, is that this guy said that fat people are disgusting, and I'm not allowed to get offended because it is his personal opinion and he didn't mean offense by it. But when I say that gay people are disgusting, and expect no gay people to be offended simply because it's my opinion and I don't mean offense by it. I'm just saying what I truly believe to be right. This had nothing to do with marriage until you misconstrued my words haha.
User avatar #97 - KazumaKyu (06/10/2013) [-]
... this is what I get for skimming comments in potentially volatile reply chains until I find one that peaks my interest.

My apologies.
User avatar #98 - sasorikingofrocks (06/10/2013) [-]
It's all good haha, I need to figure out my words better to cause less confusion amongst the readers. Great conversation for the internet though man.
#92 - Comment deleted 06/07/2013 on A&F ceo 0
#91 - Why are you questioning my personal belief though? I believe i…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/07/2013 on A&F ceo 0
User avatar #93 - sasorikingofrocks (06/07/2013) [-]
TL;DR
You claim that my religion takes away my credibility, when in fact it is you who have judged the Christian, for having a personal belief that fits with most of society nowadays.
User avatar #95 - KazumaKyu (06/08/2013) [-]
Perhaps I phrased that wrong. Let me be more clear.

Simply put, your religious beliefs have no place in an argument of logic and reason. It's the fact that you thought your personal beliefs were at all relevant to the topic at hand that throws your credibility into question, not simply the fact that you are religious.

In other words, the first person to bring religion into an argument that was not originally about religion (or having anything to do with religion) accomplishes only two things:
1. the derailing of the argument
and
2. relieving themselves of all likelihood of being taken seriously should they attempt to further argue their point.

No matter what lies anyone may tell you, the argument of gay marriage is not religious. In fact, by the laws of our constitution it can't be religious. This is because (and this is something people really must be made to understand) in the eyes of the state marriage itself has nothing to do with god. Marriage is first and foremost an institution of the state, and the constitution says that church and state are separate entities.This is why one must acquire a marriage license if one wishes to be married--you can't just say your vows in front of a priest (or other qualified official) and expect the state to to acknowledge your union. If those religious peoples among us want to tack additional meaning onto the union of two individuals under the eyes of the state, that is their opinion (and one they are entitled to). However, the fact that said additional meaning has been tacked on should not in any way effect how the state handles the laws governing the making of that union.

TL;DR
State =! Church
Church =! State
And (in a perfect world) never betwixt the two should meet. Sadly this is not a perfect world, but we should still strive to keep the two as far apart as humanly possible.
User avatar #96 - sasorikingofrocks (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh I know there's a separation between church and state. Obviously you're not understanding me at all. Let me use "Logic" which you have so flawlessly mastered.

I brought up something that I feel justifies my thoughts, and you decided to punch it in the kidney, and send it packing, simply because you don't find it credible that I believe in God. The bible states, that a man who sleeps with another man is an abomination. Or something along those lines, and now that is what I believe. Like I said, gay people can get married if they want, that's not my issue. Marriage is a union of two people who love each other, and yes, gay people can love each other. My point, is that this guy said that fat people are disgusting, and I'm not allowed to get offended because it is his personal opinion and he didn't mean offense by it. But when I say that gay people are disgusting, and expect no gay people to be offended simply because it's my opinion and I don't mean offense by it. I'm just saying what I truly believe to be right. This had nothing to do with marriage until you misconstrued my words haha.
User avatar #97 - KazumaKyu (06/10/2013) [-]
... this is what I get for skimming comments in potentially volatile reply chains until I find one that peaks my interest.

My apologies.
User avatar #98 - sasorikingofrocks (06/10/2013) [-]
It's all good haha, I need to figure out my words better to cause less confusion amongst the readers. Great conversation for the internet though man.
#92 - sasorikingofrocks has deleted their comment.
#88 - That's true, no one believes they are perfect in their own res… 06/06/2013 on A&F ceo 0
#74 - and wait.... didn't you just say that he didn't insult us fat … 06/06/2013 on A&F ceo 0
#72 - See this is where I get thumbed down and people get mad at me …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2013 on A&F ceo 0
User avatar #90 - KazumaKyu (06/07/2013) [-]
"they'll all burn in hell because of their choice"

You sound so reasonable and logical until you mention religion, you know that? The moment you mention religion all your credibility flies out the window.
User avatar #94 - sasorikingofrocks (06/07/2013) [-]
I should rephrase that though, you're right. It is my own personal belief that gay people will be sent to Hell to burn in its fires for all eternity once they have lived to the end of their days. *
User avatar #91 - sasorikingofrocks (06/07/2013) [-]
Why are you questioning my personal belief though? I believe in God sir, and who are you to hate me for that, I don't hate you because you don't like religion. In fact I pity you, because you don't know what eternal love feels like. Too bad you can't feel this, it's awesome bro .
Here is my exact belief on homosexuality.
Go ahead and be a homo. It doesn't affect my personal life one bit. Go ahead and get married, it also doesn't affect me. Have all the butt-sex and scissoring you want, it still doesn't affect me. As a matter of fact, I'm just going to live my life as I normally would, and the only way a homo's gonna make me angry is if he actually does something that makes me mad. However, God judges everyone, and already has a plan for everyone, so I will not interfere. If gay marriage is made legal, well then that's God's plan. If all of a sudden every one whos slept with the same sex drops dead because of God, well then that's God's plan. I am not the person to interfere with his work .
User avatar #93 - sasorikingofrocks (06/07/2013) [-]
TL;DR
You claim that my religion takes away my credibility, when in fact it is you who have judged the Christian, for having a personal belief that fits with most of society nowadays.
User avatar #95 - KazumaKyu (06/08/2013) [-]
Perhaps I phrased that wrong. Let me be more clear.

Simply put, your religious beliefs have no place in an argument of logic and reason. It's the fact that you thought your personal beliefs were at all relevant to the topic at hand that throws your credibility into question, not simply the fact that you are religious.

In other words, the first person to bring religion into an argument that was not originally about religion (or having anything to do with religion) accomplishes only two things:
1. the derailing of the argument
and
2. relieving themselves of all likelihood of being taken seriously should they attempt to further argue their point.

No matter what lies anyone may tell you, the argument of gay marriage is not religious. In fact, by the laws of our constitution it can't be religious. This is because (and this is something people really must be made to understand) in the eyes of the state marriage itself has nothing to do with god. Marriage is first and foremost an institution of the state, and the constitution says that church and state are separate entities.This is why one must acquire a marriage license if one wishes to be married--you can't just say your vows in front of a priest (or other qualified official) and expect the state to to acknowledge your union. If those religious peoples among us want to tack additional meaning onto the union of two individuals under the eyes of the state, that is their opinion (and one they are entitled to). However, the fact that said additional meaning has been tacked on should not in any way effect how the state handles the laws governing the making of that union.

TL;DR
State =! Church
Church =! State
And (in a perfect world) never betwixt the two should meet. Sadly this is not a perfect world, but we should still strive to keep the two as far apart as humanly possible.
User avatar #96 - sasorikingofrocks (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh I know there's a separation between church and state. Obviously you're not understanding me at all. Let me use "Logic" which you have so flawlessly mastered.

I brought up something that I feel justifies my thoughts, and you decided to punch it in the kidney, and send it packing, simply because you don't find it credible that I believe in God. The bible states, that a man who sleeps with another man is an abomination. Or something along those lines, and now that is what I believe. Like I said, gay people can get married if they want, that's not my issue. Marriage is a union of two people who love each other, and yes, gay people can love each other. My point, is that this guy said that fat people are disgusting, and I'm not allowed to get offended because it is his personal opinion and he didn't mean offense by it. But when I say that gay people are disgusting, and expect no gay people to be offended simply because it's my opinion and I don't mean offense by it. I'm just saying what I truly believe to be right. This had nothing to do with marriage until you misconstrued my words haha.
User avatar #97 - KazumaKyu (06/10/2013) [-]
... this is what I get for skimming comments in potentially volatile reply chains until I find one that peaks my interest.

My apologies.
User avatar #98 - sasorikingofrocks (06/10/2013) [-]
It's all good haha, I need to figure out my words better to cause less confusion amongst the readers. Great conversation for the internet though man.
#92 - sasorikingofrocks has deleted their comment.
#71 - And just for your information, my "fat logic" whatev… 06/06/2013 on A&F ceo 0
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