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sasorikingofrocks

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:5/11/2015
Location:Your domain
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 307 total,  491 ,  184
Comment Thumbs: 776 total,  1162 ,  386
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 30 Content: Peasant → Level 31 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 176 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 177 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:1
Content Views:44538
Times Content Favorited:21 times
Total Comments Made:635
FJ Points:1031
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (6) | You are awesome (3) | book (2) | Cleverbot (2) | demotivational (2) | doctor (2) | funny (2) | help (2) | jokes (2) | know (2) | novel (2)
I write books for a living, well, as much of a living as a 20 year old male can make writing books in his living room. >.>

latest user's comments

#28 - but you don't jerk off on a pair of buns, you just jerk off on… 07/13/2013 on Simply put, 4chan 0
#3 - So in other words He's made of explosions, and lightning, and … 07/13/2013 on Lt. Surge. +9
#5 - Vtimpaler, Vtimplaya, or Sasorikor 07/13/2013 on Character creation 0
#19 - Alright so we got Waffle (Belgium) a Biscuit (England) and a C…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Simply put, 4chan 0
#35 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
US calls it Russian Toast.
#49 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
is in newjersey, only heard called limp biscuit
#26 - thtguyfromwork (07/13/2013) [-]
In the USA, we call it the Creamy Whopper!!!! (Just made that up)
#27 - thtguyfromwork (07/13/2013) [-]
'MURICA
User avatar #20 - gustaviaable (07/12/2013) [-]
And in Sweden people use a bun
#23 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
jerking off on a pair of buns seems more closer to home..... just me i guess
User avatar #28 - sasorikingofrocks (07/13/2013) [-]
but you don't jerk off on a pair of buns, you just jerk off onto a bun.... it's like getting one asscheek, not two... sorry to be a buzzkill.
#49 - You could say... he divorced his life. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA… 07/12/2013 on Totally Real Facts 0
#9 - You win.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on tumblr 0
User avatar #13 - trojandetected (07/12/2013) [-]
no he stole
#8 - Find the noodle in the gay stack... 07/12/2013 on Back in the gay pile! 0
#160 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Someone was going too 0
#96 - Poison puts you to sleep or relaxes you Yoga Relaxes you … 07/12/2013 on Brock's Family 0
#6 - lol I am not a ridiculous cunt, I am an extravagant cunt get i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Post YFW +1
#7 - shifthapens (07/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - sasorikingofrocks (07/14/2013) [-]
No thanks I've had better offers :3
#9 - shifthapens (07/14/2013) [-]
#10 - sasorikingofrocks (07/14/2013) [-]
#9 - No... it's just that you're right-handed and there for you fin… 07/12/2013 on What is wrong with you 0
#14 - yeah when he first goes to ramonas house. (I read that first b… 07/12/2013 on Generic Tumblr Post 0
#15 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Avatar 0
#66 - Right, but peacocks are closer gene wise to turkeys than human… 07/12/2013 on This counts as cannibalism... 0
#58 - actually it would be like a human eating a monkey....  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on This counts as cannibalism... 0
User avatar #62 - shadowstepone (07/11/2013) [-]
not really, their last common ancestor is a long, long time ago. they come from different continents, after all.
User avatar #66 - sasorikingofrocks (07/12/2013) [-]
Right, but peacocks are closer gene wise to turkeys than humans are to cows by far.
#41 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Dat booty +3
#19 - Man... I have fresh battle wounds from a recent playthrough of…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Wallpaper Orgy +1
User avatar #20 - tormain (07/11/2013) [-]
Glorious Xatu master race
#5 - Comment deleted 07/11/2013 on Thanks guys. +1
#5 - "My penis is stuck Stuck in the muck. Stuck in th… 07/11/2013 on Autocorrect +2
#4 - I know that feel. 07/11/2013 on Autocorrect +1
#10 - As many people my wallpaper changes quite often (Though I don'…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Wallpaper Orgy +1
#13 - tormain (07/11/2013) [-]
My favorite is Xatu
User avatar #19 - sasorikingofrocks (07/11/2013) [-]
Man... I have fresh battle wounds from a recent playthrough of emerald... Dat Xatu Claydol combo on the seventh badge... EARTHQUAKE ULTRAPSYCHIC! and I had a Kadabra 44 Aggron 40 Swellow 39 Breloom 41 Sealeo 39 Sharpedo 42 (The sharpedo is what saved me too....)
User avatar #20 - tormain (07/11/2013) [-]
Glorious Xatu master race
#3 - Comment deleted 07/11/2013 on Really People? -1
#17 - so u ****** ur sister? 07/11/2013 on Another thumb orgy. +6
#3 - **sasorikingofrocks rolled a random comment #5229903 posted…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Hit me with your best shot +1
User avatar #4 - dedaluminus (07/11/2013) [-]
You have summoned me. I will answer your questions.
#5 - Btw, not anon. 07/11/2013 on Yet another amazing story... +2

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