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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:9/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#13417
Highest Content Rank:#6836
Highest Comment Rank:#10526
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I write books for a living, well, as much of a living as a 20 year old male can make writing books in his living room. >.>

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#8 - Comment deleted 11/06/2013 on no homo 0
#9 - I sware it wuz tha fish. 11/06/2013 on Yeah.... 0
#56 - Thumbed for DxD 11/06/2013 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 0
#3 - Comment deleted 11/02/2013 on this is fuckin amazing 0
#4 - Better translation of the lightbulb. Razor blade foun… 11/02/2013 on Whoops (Desc.) 0
#62 - So I'm being molested by a teddy bear.... Why am I all of a su… 11/02/2013 on sexy time 4 +1
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on sexy time 4 +1
User avatar #62 - sasorikingofrocks (11/02/2013) [-]
So I'm being molested by a teddy bear.... Why am I all of a sudden worried about my five foot Teddy Bear called Dr. Boobeary, who is for emotional support. >>
#32 - It's okay, some men just want to watch the world burn. 11/02/2013 on WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED 0
#18 - Plot twist, 11/02/2013 on Aids burn +3
#39 - Plot Twist: The ex, the gay guy, and your friend from childhoo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Obama +4
#252 - eggbomb (12/04/2013) [-]
It would not be surprising
#66 - mrsadsap has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - thesoulless (11/02/2013) [-]
The girl he wants to date.
#32 - i always thought the downward nod was more like good day sir a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on I know I just did +6
User avatar #48 - mettih (11/02/2013) [-]
it kinda is
#42 - Why have we not called them Helicockters yet?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2013 on * +10
User avatar #66 - mrnotsosafeforwork (08/23/2013) [-]
helicopter dick to impress a girl
#77 - kaycie (08/23/2013) [-]
*to impress a chick do the helicopter dick
#94 - Lol it's okay XD. No hostility btw, just for lulz.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Life Hacks 0
User avatar #97 - procrasturbate (08/18/2013) [-]
None at all!
#124 - tragicrhapsody (08/18/2013) [-]
next time, for you all to use
#91 - **** YOU! You don't know how to properly eat an o…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Life Hacks +11
User avatar #92 - procrasturbate (08/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. (I'm sorry, always wanted to post this. )
#110 - scuzzlebut (08/18/2013) [-]
MFW gorilla warfare
#149 - nickypickle (08/18/2013) [-]
MFW this is two years old and there are still people like you who never saw anything of the likes of it before
#156 - scuzzlebut (08/18/2013) [-]
Oh I seen it. I was simply waiting for an appropriate moment to use that reaction pick. have a thumb
User avatar #94 - sasorikingofrocks (08/18/2013) [-]
Lol it's okay XD. No hostility btw, just for lulz.
User avatar #97 - procrasturbate (08/18/2013) [-]
None at all!
#124 - tragicrhapsody (08/18/2013) [-]
next time, for you all to use
#143 - I guess you're already one step ahead of me then XD 08/17/2013 on Damn you! 0
#138 - Lol you're only something if you truly feel that way. Just thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Damn you! 0
User avatar #142 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
Made me laugh out loud, I am moving to Hong Kong in december
User avatar #143 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
I guess you're already one step ahead of me then XD
#132 - I'm 6'0" and 275, definitely overweight, but I have good …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Damn you! 0
User avatar #135 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
Damn you all I am so short!
User avatar #138 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
Lol you're only something if you truly feel that way. Just think, in Asia you'd be a giant.
User avatar #142 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
Made me laugh out loud, I am moving to Hong Kong in december
User avatar #143 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
I guess you're already one step ahead of me then XD
#111 - Please don't bunch me in with that group of slobbish cockgobbl…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Damn you! +9
#122 - tyroneisanigger (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm kind of on the same page. Though I'm not sure if I can classify as "fat".

I'm 6"0 and 190, what do you think?
User avatar #125 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
You are overweight but not by much
#127 - tyroneisanigger (08/17/2013) [-]
I think I kind of knew I was but really wasn't sure. I haven't had any problems that pertain to my weight nor do I complain about it. I don't use the "big bone" excuse when I do.
I guess I'm okay with being slightly overweight.
User avatar #129 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
Keep in mind that also depends on your physique. I have no idea what you look like.

Muscle ways more than fat so people who work out are often overweight on BMI charts etc.

I myself am 5'7 and only weigh 125. This is healthy according to BMI charts but I still consider myself a bit underweight because I train and am quite toned/little muscular.
User avatar #132 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm 6'0" and 275, definitely overweight, but I have good muscle mass under there as well.
User avatar #135 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
Damn you all I am so short!
User avatar #138 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
Lol you're only something if you truly feel that way. Just think, in Asia you'd be a giant.
User avatar #142 - carnagejc (08/17/2013) [-]
Made me laugh out loud, I am moving to Hong Kong in december
User avatar #143 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
I guess you're already one step ahead of me then XD
#192 - Well I suppose they would taste like Iron or Zinc or something… 08/17/2013 on Explaining Differences 0
#37 - So it's impossible to like spiders then right? -_- I love spid… 08/16/2013 on List of FJ Fears 0
#12 - For those of you too lazy to squint your eyes and lean closer …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Cyber-bullying +4
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2013) [-]
i've got cacky eyes so thanx babe
#11 - Many Scientist have been quoted saying another way to prevent …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Cyber-bullying +19
#13 - tittylovin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - sasorikingofrocks (08/16/2013) [-]
For those of you too lazy to squint your eyes and lean closer to your computer.

Also.... this is how you make a fucking article.
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2013) [-]
i've got cacky eyes so thanx babe
#70 - which side of my body is my heart on though? And which directi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Explaining Differences -1
#78 - ifuckedadaliarose (08/16/2013) [-]
You're wrong.

The colour of your blood is down to the haemoglobin in your RBCs. Therefore, considering that you can't separate haemoglobin from your RBCs, your blood is always red no matter the Oxygen content in it. However, the level of Oxygen does vary the shade of red that your blood is - for example when your blood exits the lungs it's a brighter red than when it enters back into them as oxygenated haemoglobin is a brighter shade of red than regular haemoglobin.

Secondly, you say there's "nothing within water that gives it a flavour besides the minerals consumed." - then what flavour are those minerals?
User avatar #192 - sasorikingofrocks (08/17/2013) [-]
Well I suppose they would taste like Iron or Zinc or something I don't know all of the sciencey details and shit.
#31 - God damn... I nearly wasted a monitor for that. 08/16/2013 on By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! 0
#52 - You're damn right we are 08/16/2013 on If only there were more... -5
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