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#56 - Is funnyjunk just full of people like us? The whole long dista…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on The Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #59 - banditowolf (02/23/2014) [-]
i think so :c
#723 - This moment belongs solely to you my good friend. 02/23/2014 on How fucked are you? +1
#668 - Actually my first thought when I read that he might shut this … 02/23/2014 on Buy stuff from amazon and... 0
#58 - [extra small] I don't think this works. [extra small] 02/20/2014 on The world is so unfair +1
#659 - That's Dr. Doofenshmirtzinator 3000 to you. 02/20/2014 on Inator +2
#43 - **sasorikingofrocks rolls 1** 02/04/2014 on do it phagg 0
#7 - so 6^2 - 5^2 = 5+6 or 36-25 = 11 . 7^2 - 6^2 = 6+7…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Yup 0
User avatar #16 - garin (02/04/2014) [-]
I would have a better chance of saying that as a word than working it out as a mathematics sum.
#6 - (a+1)^2 - a^2 = (a+1) + a (Where a is a positive whole number)  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Yup 0
User avatar #7 - sasorikingofrocks (02/04/2014) [-]
so 6^2 - 5^2 = 5+6 or 36-25 = 11 .

7^2 - 6^2 = 6+7 49-36 = 13

15^2 - 14^2 = 14+15 225 - 196 = 29

also the difference between each one 1-2 2-3 3-4 4-5 when squared goes up by 2 at an odd number 1 - 3 - 5 - 7 - 9 - 11 etc. I have no clue if any of this means anything, but they are coincidences.
User avatar #16 - garin (02/04/2014) [-]
I would have a better chance of saying that as a word than working it out as a mathematics sum.
#15 - haha I expected them. I saw the contrast of greys. 01/24/2014 on even more blank space +1
#65 - Yeah definitely not one of my better ones lol. 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -4
#63 - It was a joke, don't be an uptight prude. On top of that, mayb…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -7
User avatar #64 - quantumsheep (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh, excuse me. It was such a shitty joke that I couldn't tell it was one.
User avatar #65 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
Yeah definitely not one of my better ones lol.
#57 - I bet the three people that thumbed me down are white too, sim…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -8
User avatar #62 - quantumsheep (01/23/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because it was that was a really stupid and pointless thing to say. You really think he's never asked or been told what his skin color is?
User avatar #63 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
It was a joke, don't be an uptight prude. On top of that, maybe not, if a man does not care whether the people he meets are white or black, then why should he care if he is white or black.
he doesn't know what colors look like so he can't see the differences in them, and even though he's white and he knows white is different from black, he doesn't know what white and black truly look like.
User avatar #64 - quantumsheep (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh, excuse me. It was such a shitty joke that I couldn't tell it was one.
User avatar #65 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
Yeah definitely not one of my better ones lol.
User avatar #61 - frutus (01/23/2014) [-]
Retard.
#51 - I bet if he knew he was white race would matter.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) -14
#57 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
I bet the three people that thumbed me down are white too, simply because they have now racially stereotyped me as a black person, or an anti-racist racist white person.

You know that feeling when you're taking a shit in the morning, and it's a really big turd so you push it out, and all of a sudden you have a tear in your asshole, and a tear in your eye? Yeah that's what it feels like when Obama wins man...

Confession: I'm just really fucking stoned and I forgot the entire point of why this was even said.


TL;DR big shits hurt, obama's a big shit, i'm stoned, thar be a nigger's foot.
User avatar #62 - quantumsheep (01/23/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because it was that was a really stupid and pointless thing to say. You really think he's never asked or been told what his skin color is?
User avatar #63 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
It was a joke, don't be an uptight prude. On top of that, maybe not, if a man does not care whether the people he meets are white or black, then why should he care if he is white or black.
he doesn't know what colors look like so he can't see the differences in them, and even though he's white and he knows white is different from black, he doesn't know what white and black truly look like.
User avatar #64 - quantumsheep (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh, excuse me. It was such a shitty joke that I couldn't tell it was one.
User avatar #65 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
Yeah definitely not one of my better ones lol.
User avatar #61 - frutus (01/23/2014) [-]
Retard.
#187 - Ah okay, well either way I looked it up before I made myself l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Facts 'n Shit -1
#195 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
You are in no way an idiot! The fact that you took to time to look it up shows that you are just the opposite. Just because some jackass out there created a false statement (happens everyday) and you couldn't fine the truth doesn't reflect your intelligence. If anything it shows how smart you really are.
#163 - I was going to counter that with my high school knowledge, but…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Facts 'n Shit -1
#185 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
Not true. Reactor grade uranium (about 10% pure) and cannot cause an explosive runaway chain reaction. It can cause a runaway chain reaction just not the explosive variety. You have to realize that during a meltdown the fission process is still taking place just much more violently. The only way for a nuclear reactor to explode with the force of an atomic bomb is if the fuel used is of purity 90% or greater had this been the case the reactor never would have been functional in the first place, and would only have been used once (as a bomb that is).

TL;DR Reactor cannot be an atomic/nuclear bomb.
User avatar #187 - sasorikingofrocks (01/23/2014) [-]
Ah okay, well either way I looked it up before I made myself look like a complete idiot, instead of only a half-idiot.
#195 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
You are in no way an idiot! The fact that you took to time to look it up shows that you are just the opposite. Just because some jackass out there created a false statement (happens everyday) and you couldn't fine the truth doesn't reflect your intelligence. If anything it shows how smart you really are.
#43 - Well we can all Teemo up and take a stand against these bad Le… 01/23/2014 on Ree sin -1
#42 - lol, last time I checked, any human that gets ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Ree sin 0
User avatar #48 - renegadesparks (01/23/2014) [-]
touche
#22 - I heard that she ate his armadillo, that's why he did it. 01/23/2014 on Combo Moves -1
#89 - it's not so much that he actually saw it, it's more or less th…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on D&D Story -1
User avatar #91 - twofreegerbils (01/22/2014) [-]
I was honestly just wondering whether or not this was some sort of video game, or a roleplay like a LARP, or just a story. I have never even seen this game being played, I know almost nothing about it.
User avatar #103 - Sabre (01/23/2014) [-]
It wasn't LARP. I'd go into more detail, but I think the other responses to your original comment have more or less answered your questions, no?
User avatar #104 - twofreegerbils (01/23/2014) [-]
Indeed they have, thank you
#83 - To this I must refer you to spongebob.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on D&D Story 0
User avatar #84 - twofreegerbils (01/22/2014) [-]
There's a difference between saying what happened in the game, and what he "saw"
User avatar #89 - sasorikingofrocks (01/22/2014) [-]
it's not so much that he actually saw it, it's more or less that he imagined seeing it because he can imagine what something is "supposed" to look like. When told a story in great deal, or telling a story in great detail, you want to describe what you feel, see, smell, hear, everything. It's so that we can relate to what's being said. If I say "I saw the blue dragon fly in front of the sun." You're like oh okay. But if I say. "The majestic azure drake soared through sky, bounding in front of the sun, gleaming like a precious gem." You can envision the dragon better. He's a majestic, almost shiny blue, he's a drake, so certain features can be taken out because of specie differences, etc. It all depends on the amount of work you or your brain puts into creating the image crafted with words.
User avatar #91 - twofreegerbils (01/22/2014) [-]
I was honestly just wondering whether or not this was some sort of video game, or a roleplay like a LARP, or just a story. I have never even seen this game being played, I know almost nothing about it.
User avatar #103 - Sabre (01/23/2014) [-]
It wasn't LARP. I'd go into more detail, but I think the other responses to your original comment have more or less answered your questions, no?
User avatar #104 - twofreegerbils (01/23/2014) [-]
Indeed they have, thank you
#8 - There is a line that exists, you have crossed it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on grammar +33
User avatar #29 - xbyronx (01/22/2014) [-]
I do that to in case you didn't get it, you probably did sorry
#15 - I have never experienced this amount of salivation in my mouth. 01/22/2014 on Meat 0
#27 - It's ******* Anubis in his animal form. Hide now … 01/20/2014 on Clifford: The Big Black... +1
#37 - You're at the same place I am 01/05/2014 on zero fucks given 0
#10 - At least the basketball made it 01/05/2014 on Right in the childhood +3
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