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Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:5/30/2015
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Comment Ranking:#10552
Highest Content Rank:#10550
Highest Comment Rank:#5490
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Content Level Progress: 30.5% (18/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:1112
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#154 - Honest criticism time Your bass is super muddy. So many cr…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Made this in FL Studio +1
User avatar #170 - damitfel (01/29/2015) [-]
Hmm it won't let me upload it in a comment without a thumbnail :/
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User avatar #155 - damitfel (01/29/2015) [-]
Haha don't feel bad for giving me criticism, it's what I wanted from the start! I haven't gotten to the drums yet, but I've messed around a bit with the EQ's. I'lll upload the latest version here in a sec. It still isn't close to being finished, but I'm making some progress I think!
#359 - Pink > white > blue > violet > ??? Does it sto… 01/29/2015 on only the blues understand 0
#158 - ******* twist the head of that thing as if it was the o…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on now kill it +1
User avatar #166 - garymuthafuknoak (01/28/2015) [-]
mcburd he be talking shit bout your species
#182 - mcburd (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, and here I was thinking I was a Cockatiel
#159 - rongdisk (01/28/2015) [-]
Birds FW you in the hood.
#5 - adorable pup thread go 01/18/2015 on Tot tot tot tot tot +2
#20 - åaåa 01/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#110 - beta faggot bet you settle with the sluts who has giv… 01/12/2015 on Karma Bitch 0
#90 - name a pop/party song performed by 1 vocalist that isnt comple… 01/02/2015 on Yep.. -1
#12 - I think I have a weak spot for adorable puppies  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Puppies +29
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User avatar #23 - fnafsfoxythefox (12/20/2014) [-]
ALLONY FELLO WHOVIEN
User avatar #25 - mindsculptorjace (12/20/2014) [-]
"Allons-y"

#53 - Never thought of myself as narcissistic, but when giving it a… 12/16/2014 on Personality test 0
#52 - Knight Priest ?????? Onion Knight 12/16/2014 on im a thief with 2 summoners... 0
#29 - dark blue 12/16/2014 on What do you see? 0
#72 - yes yes we all know pirating is bad, but who gives a ****  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on people who pirate games -4
User avatar #80 - alstorp (12/14/2014) [-]
The companies
#73 - Absolute Madman (12/14/2014) [-]
apparently, steelcrasher
#106 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2014 on The Three Rule +1
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#101 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 12/11/2014 on The Three Rule +1
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#19 - aw **** i didnt know ima go try btw why only once 11/25/2014 on The more you know (27) +1
#268 - Seriously, **** you. He's no more of a person than you …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Feminist defends Matt... 0
User avatar #283 - frenzyhero (11/16/2014) [-]
Because it is still a professional environment, and, he did know he had a conference this morning: why wouldn't he wear something more appropriate? A person's first impressions of you begins with your look, after all.
#2229 - **sarphog rolls 135,357,033** Something unique 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#148 - Seriously, HoN is more or less the first DotA 2, I know exactl… 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! 0
#144 - HoN and DotA is essentially the same.. SS calls aren't any mor…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! 0
#146 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, play dota and realize how much you need to communicate with your team in that. Riki's and pudges vanishing wanting to hook you into ganks.

You can't play that silently or keep an eye on three lanes at once, I keep an eye on what's on my lane and near it, If i'm heading back to base i report what i see to keep my team updated.
User avatar #162 - scandalouszander (11/11/2014) [-]
didn't know you played dota skeletor, we could play together if you feel up for it
User avatar #148 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, HoN is more or less the first DotA 2, I know exactly what you're talking about. Also, I've tried Dota, Dota2, HoN, and LoL, and I can tell you, if you can't keep an eye on the minimap and play to your fullest on your lane, you're a scrub. Invis heroes are a bit tricky, but a rev ward can easily help you there.

Don't be a scrub man, just admit it and learn to play without ss calls
#139 - We're talking about all mobas since the history of ever. I pla…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! 0
#141 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Play dota 2. You'll see how important Calling missing is when you have a magical space cow that can run across the map to stun trap you within seconds.
User avatar #144 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
HoN and DotA is essentially the same.. SS calls aren't any more important for you than for me. Don't get me wrong though, SS calls are nice, but they shouldn't be a necessity
#146 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, play dota and realize how much you need to communicate with your team in that. Riki's and pudges vanishing wanting to hook you into ganks.

You can't play that silently or keep an eye on three lanes at once, I keep an eye on what's on my lane and near it, If i'm heading back to base i report what i see to keep my team updated.
User avatar #162 - scandalouszander (11/11/2014) [-]
didn't know you played dota skeletor, we could play together if you feel up for it
User avatar #148 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, HoN is more or less the first DotA 2, I know exactly what you're talking about. Also, I've tried Dota, Dota2, HoN, and LoL, and I can tell you, if you can't keep an eye on the minimap and play to your fullest on your lane, you're a scrub. Invis heroes are a bit tricky, but a rev ward can easily help you there.

Don't be a scrub man, just admit it and learn to play without ss calls
#134 - It really ain't that hard  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! 0
#135 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
We're talking about dota 2, right? The actual child to wc3's Dota.


Where the mini map in the bottom left is small, There's a lot of Denying / Last hitting to do, dodging etc etc. Not to mention fog of war.
User avatar #161 - Nahyon (11/11/2014) [-]
u need to git gud, rly
User avatar #139 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
We're talking about all mobas since the history of ever. I play HoN, not league or dota/2, but the minimap is still there
#141 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Play dota 2. You'll see how important Calling missing is when you have a magical space cow that can run across the map to stun trap you within seconds.
User avatar #144 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
HoN and DotA is essentially the same.. SS calls aren't any more important for you than for me. Don't get me wrong though, SS calls are nice, but they shouldn't be a necessity
#146 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, play dota and realize how much you need to communicate with your team in that. Riki's and pudges vanishing wanting to hook you into ganks.

You can't play that silently or keep an eye on three lanes at once, I keep an eye on what's on my lane and near it, If i'm heading back to base i report what i see to keep my team updated.
User avatar #162 - scandalouszander (11/11/2014) [-]
didn't know you played dota skeletor, we could play together if you feel up for it
User avatar #148 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, HoN is more or less the first DotA 2, I know exactly what you're talking about. Also, I've tried Dota, Dota2, HoN, and LoL, and I can tell you, if you can't keep an eye on the minimap and play to your fullest on your lane, you're a scrub. Invis heroes are a bit tricky, but a rev ward can easily help you there.

Don't be a scrub man, just admit it and learn to play without ss calls
#128 - Need teammates to say SS for you? That's the same as admitting…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! 0
#130 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
How the fuck am i suppose to keep an eye on three lanes as a fucking witch doctor?..I gotta keep my teammate A-ok as well.
#134 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
It really ain't that hard
#135 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
We're talking about dota 2, right? The actual child to wc3's Dota.


Where the mini map in the bottom left is small, There's a lot of Denying / Last hitting to do, dodging etc etc. Not to mention fog of war.
User avatar #161 - Nahyon (11/11/2014) [-]
u need to git gud, rly
User avatar #139 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
We're talking about all mobas since the history of ever. I play HoN, not league or dota/2, but the minimap is still there
#141 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Play dota 2. You'll see how important Calling missing is when you have a magical space cow that can run across the map to stun trap you within seconds.
User avatar #144 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
HoN and DotA is essentially the same.. SS calls aren't any more important for you than for me. Don't get me wrong though, SS calls are nice, but they shouldn't be a necessity
#146 - skeletorexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, play dota and realize how much you need to communicate with your team in that. Riki's and pudges vanishing wanting to hook you into ganks.

You can't play that silently or keep an eye on three lanes at once, I keep an eye on what's on my lane and near it, If i'm heading back to base i report what i see to keep my team updated.
User avatar #162 - scandalouszander (11/11/2014) [-]
didn't know you played dota skeletor, we could play together if you feel up for it
User avatar #148 - sarphog (11/11/2014) [-]
Seriously, HoN is more or less the first DotA 2, I know exactly what you're talking about. Also, I've tried Dota, Dota2, HoN, and LoL, and I can tell you, if you can't keep an eye on the minimap and play to your fullest on your lane, you're a scrub. Invis heroes are a bit tricky, but a rev ward can easily help you there.

Don't be a scrub man, just admit it and learn to play without ss calls
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#27 - "ningagxd" Level -321  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Destination Truth +1
#30 - pappysmurf (11/03/2014) [-]
So obvious troll and people just go ahead and give him red thumbs. Idiots.

I think i want to start a troll account if its this easy.

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