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#42 - 521,378 iron daggers on RS to go from 1 to 99.. And that's sti… 03/24/2014 on Skyrim logic 0
#89 - Picture 03/21/2014 on ... 0
#399 - Bloody moon? I like that name.. Might have to become an assassin now 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#165 - yes 03/20/2014 on Is browsing the site fast... +7
#480 - Oh yeah, I forgot to add a 'witty' picture, so I'll get downth… 03/20/2014 on Some helpful advices +1
#476 - Aaand Funnyjunk strikes again. Does this comment deserve green…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Some helpful advices +4
User avatar #480 - sarphog (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot to add a 'witty' picture, so I'll get downthumbed as well. God damnit.
#15 - Keeping this in mind, it's pretty amazing how turning my somew… 03/03/2014 on (untitled) +3
#57 - or mixing thread/topic.. brain.exe is slowly shutting down on me 03/03/2014 on I can quit any time I want +1
#56 - And when you're finally done, Your brain just refuses to come …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on I can quit any time I want +1
User avatar #76 - hashtronaut (03/03/2014) [-]
If massive had a vagina... i'd marry it.
User avatar #57 - sarphog (03/03/2014) [-]
or mixing thread/topic.. brain.exe is slowly shutting down on me
#28 - Everyone has problems they deal with now stop the *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Feels +2
#41 - drsandshark (02/20/2014) [-]
Take a deep breath...
#8 - bigdaddy bigmomma e=mc2 trooper Enjoy your le… 02/20/2014 on Age of Empires +2
#7 - Picture 02/19/2014 on angry kid compilation 0
#62 - Comment deleted 02/17/2014 on The Horrible Effects of... 0
#15 - If I get thumbed down to oblivion, I just want you all t… 02/17/2014 on Smooth 0
#26 - The way the majority views relationships nowadays disgusts me.… 02/17/2014 on Autism bear meme 0
#5 - Be equally mad at men. I mean, it's pretty pathetic when you s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Smooth 0
User avatar #15 - sarphog (02/17/2014) [-]
If I get thumbed down to oblivion, I just want you all to know that you didn't do it to a butthurt girl; I'm a completely heterosexual guy
#24 - I don't get it? You can be for equality as much as you want, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Just needed saying +2
User avatar #55 - reginleif (02/13/2014) [-]
Actually they tend to ignore Biological explanations for many things, preferring instead to account for those differences because of social reasons (the patriarchy).

Which is why they're big on the social engineering stuff cause they think that's all it's going to take.
#8 - people sTILL FIND THIS KIND OF **** FUNNY? I …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on oh lawdy why +38
#59 - yuukoku (02/14/2014) [-]
This entire site is on drugs.
#21 - matrixone (02/13/2014) [-]
#73 - In case of butthurt Norwegians: I'm Norwegian too 02/12/2014 on The sochi olympics .. +4
#49 - Atheist here, and the amount of fedora in this post is only ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Bible +3
User avatar #82 - boomerpyro (02/11/2014) [-]
not an atheist, maybe a deist tho... but not a dentist
#50 - i wanna fart in that room itd be the nastiest **** … 02/03/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These +3
#8 - I completely misunderstood this at first.. Thought eh found he… 02/02/2014 on she's a keeper 0
#21 - I've been thinking about this one, actually. How come we can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Colour within the spectrum 0
User avatar #33 - zaywoot (01/29/2014) [-]
because we need some form of representation for our thoughts, like words or objects.
And since we only have three types of colour cones where fx the mantis shrimp has 16, we cannot see and therefore not represent, a colour outside the spectrum.
We can name it though... like Reese invents blellow... or green... in Malcolm in the Middle, but we can't create the colour itself.
#14 - I don't ******* get it. Just look at those hipbon… 01/12/2014 on what is it that you want +2
#11 - why the white line 01/12/2014 on Too Fast for that Ass +1
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