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#57 - or mixing thread/topic.. brain.exe is slowly shutting down on me 03/03/2014 on I can quit any time I want +1
#56 - And when you're finally done, Your brain just refuses to come …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on I can quit any time I want +1
User avatar #76 - hashtronaut (03/03/2014) [-]
If massive had a vagina... i'd marry it.
User avatar #57 - sarphog (03/03/2014) [-]
or mixing thread/topic.. brain.exe is slowly shutting down on me
#28 - Everyone has problems they deal with now stop the *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Feels +2
#41 - drsandshark (02/20/2014) [-]
Take a deep breath...
#8 - bigdaddy bigmomma e=mc2 trooper Enjoy your le… 02/20/2014 on Age of Empires +2
#7 - Picture 02/19/2014 on angry kid compilation 0
#62 - Comment deleted 02/17/2014 on The Horrible Effects of... 0
#15 - If I get thumbed down to oblivion, I just want you all t… 02/17/2014 on Smooth 0
#26 - The way the majority views relationships nowadays disgusts me.… 02/17/2014 on Autism bear meme 0
#5 - Be equally mad at men. I mean, it's pretty pathetic when you s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Smooth 0
User avatar #15 - sarphog (02/17/2014) [-]
If I get thumbed down to oblivion, I just want you all to know that you didn't do it to a butthurt girl; I'm a completely heterosexual guy
#24 - I don't get it? You can be for equality as much as you want, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Just needed saying +2
User avatar #55 - reginleif (02/13/2014) [-]
Actually they tend to ignore Biological explanations for many things, preferring instead to account for those differences because of social reasons (the patriarchy).

Which is why they're big on the social engineering stuff cause they think that's all it's going to take.
#8 - people sTILL FIND THIS KIND OF **** FUNNY? I …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on oh lawdy why +38
#59 - yuukoku (02/14/2014) [-]
This entire site is on drugs.
#21 - matrixone (02/13/2014) [-]
#73 - In case of butthurt Norwegians: I'm Norwegian too 02/12/2014 on The sochi olympics .. +4
#49 - Atheist here, and the amount of fedora in this post is only ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Bible +3
User avatar #82 - boomerpyro (02/11/2014) [-]
not an atheist, maybe a deist tho... but not a dentist
#50 - i wanna fart in that room itd be the nastiest **** … 02/03/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These +3
#8 - I completely misunderstood this at first.. Thought eh found he… 02/02/2014 on she's a keeper 0
#21 - I've been thinking about this one, actually. How come we can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Colour within the spectrum 0
User avatar #33 - zaywoot (01/29/2014) [-]
because we need some form of representation for our thoughts, like words or objects.
And since we only have three types of colour cones where fx the mantis shrimp has 16, we cannot see and therefore not represent, a colour outside the spectrum.
We can name it though... like Reese invents blellow... or green... in Malcolm in the Middle, but we can't create the colour itself.
#14 - I don't ******* get it. Just look at those hipbon… 01/12/2014 on what is it that you want +2
#11 - why the white line 01/12/2014 on Too Fast for that Ass +1
#130 - You're not fooling anyone, admin 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. +1
#32 - This tattoo could've been the best tattoo ever What t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Best Tattoos Compilation... +35
#34 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
But in Latin.
#38 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
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Quod irrumabo tu iustus fucking dicunt de me, parum stercore? Male vos scire Curabitur summo mei genus in in Navy Sigilla, et UI fuerint in multus secretum populationes Al-Quaeda, et mihi super CCC confirmata necat. Ego sum docti in orci militiae et Im summo sniper in tota US copiis. Sed tu mihi nihil aliud signum. Pedicabo delebo te cum praecisione similia quae numquam visa super terram verbis meis attende in stupri. Putas possit cum dicens quod stercore ad me super Penitus? Cogitare iterum, fucker. Ut loqui sum dictum occultis meis network exploratores trans USA et IP sit investigari nunc sic melius parare tempestas, vermiculus. Tempestate quod deleo ex in misellus parum res tu vitae. Vestra fucking mortuus, hœdum. Usquam possum, aliquando et super te interficere septingenti viis thats iusto nuda manus. Non solum sum late docti in inermes pugna, sed aditus ad totum armamentarium Civitatum Foederatarum Marine Corps et uti ad eius plena quatenus ad absterget tuam miseram asinum facie continens, parum stercore. Si modo potuit quid impia retributionem parvulus callidus comment erat ut super te, fortasse esset tenuit tua stupri lingua. Vos couldnt, non iam vestra solvendo pretium goddamn stultus es. Ego stercore furore omnes super te et erit mergunt in eam. Vestra fucking mortuus, kiddo.
#127 - mampfer (01/09/2014) [-]
I am latin and I approve this post.
#60 - charac (01/09/2014) [-]
"Vestra fucking mortuus, kiddo. "
User avatar #235 - Mortuus (01/10/2014) [-]
Fucking Latin.
#30 - And the government gets its money from..? 12/26/2013 on Their responsibility +1
#142 - To all the people talking **** about the guy, … 12/18/2013 on This guy is a supervillain +4
#13 - Let me murder her  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Evolution +1
#15 - steppeden (12/17/2013) [-]
Please don't. It will make her a martyr and grows creatonism communitys size. Same thing happened with Joseph Smith.
#88 - "If you love someone" When I say love someo… 12/15/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +2
#9 - I ******* realized just now that this topic was m… 12/14/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +1
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