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#24 - I don't get it? You can be for equality as much as you want, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Just needed saying +2
User avatar #55 - reginleif (02/13/2014) [-]
Actually they tend to ignore Biological explanations for many things, preferring instead to account for those differences because of social reasons (the patriarchy).

Which is why they're big on the social engineering stuff cause they think that's all it's going to take.
#8 - people sTILL FIND THIS KIND OF **** FUNNY? I …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on oh lawdy why +38
#59 - yuukoku (02/14/2014) [-]
This entire site is on drugs.
#21 - matrixone (02/13/2014) [-]
#73 - In case of butthurt Norwegians: I'm Norwegian too 02/12/2014 on The sochi olympics .. +4
#49 - Atheist here, and the amount of fedora in this post is only ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Bible +3
User avatar #82 - boomerpyro (02/11/2014) [-]
not an atheist, maybe a deist tho... but not a dentist
#50 - i wanna fart in that room itd be the nastiest **** … 02/03/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These +3
#8 - I completely misunderstood this at first.. Thought eh found he… 02/02/2014 on she's a keeper 0
#21 - I've been thinking about this one, actually. How come we can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Colour within the spectrum 0
User avatar #33 - zaywoot (01/29/2014) [-]
because we need some form of representation for our thoughts, like words or objects.
And since we only have three types of colour cones where fx the mantis shrimp has 16, we cannot see and therefore not represent, a colour outside the spectrum.
We can name it though... like Reese invents blellow... or green... in Malcolm in the Middle, but we can't create the colour itself.
#14 - I don't ******* get it. Just look at those hipbon… 01/12/2014 on what is it that you want +2
#11 - why the white line 01/12/2014 on Too Fast for that Ass +1
#130 - You're not fooling anyone, admin 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. +1
#32 - This tattoo could've been the best tattoo ever What t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Best Tattoos Compilation... +35
#34 - Womens Study Major (01/09/2014) [-]
But in Latin.
#38 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
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Quod irrumabo tu iustus fucking dicunt de me, parum stercore? Male vos scire Curabitur summo mei genus in in Navy Sigilla, et UI fuerint in multus secretum populationes Al-Quaeda, et mihi super CCC confirmata necat. Ego sum docti in orci militiae et Im summo sniper in tota US copiis. Sed tu mihi nihil aliud signum. Pedicabo delebo te cum praecisione similia quae numquam visa super terram verbis meis attende in stupri. Putas possit cum dicens quod stercore ad me super Penitus? Cogitare iterum, fucker. Ut loqui sum dictum occultis meis network exploratores trans USA et IP sit investigari nunc sic melius parare tempestas, vermiculus. Tempestate quod deleo ex in misellus parum res tu vitae. Vestra fucking mortuus, hœdum. Usquam possum, aliquando et super te interficere septingenti viis thats iusto nuda manus. Non solum sum late docti in inermes pugna, sed aditus ad totum armamentarium Civitatum Foederatarum Marine Corps et uti ad eius plena quatenus ad absterget tuam miseram asinum facie continens, parum stercore. Si modo potuit quid impia retributionem parvulus callidus comment erat ut super te, fortasse esset tenuit tua stupri lingua. Vos couldnt, non iam vestra solvendo pretium goddamn stultus es. Ego stercore furore omnes super te et erit mergunt in eam. Vestra fucking mortuus, kiddo.
#127 - mampfer (01/09/2014) [-]
I am latin and I approve this post.
#60 - charac (01/09/2014) [-]
"Vestra fucking mortuus, kiddo. "
User avatar #235 - Mortuus (01/10/2014) [-]
Fucking Latin.
#30 - And the government gets its money from..? 12/26/2013 on Their responsibility +1
#142 - To all the people talking **** about the guy, … 12/18/2013 on This guy is a supervillain +4
#13 - Let me murder her  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Evolution +1
#15 - steppeden (12/17/2013) [-]
Please don't. It will make her a martyr and grows creatonism communitys size. Same thing happened with Joseph Smith.
#88 - "If you love someone" When I say love someo… 12/15/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +2
#9 - I ******* realized just now that this topic was m… 12/14/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +1
#7 - Get a job - Either do what you like or get it to be able to do…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Muh anarchy, muh people are... +101
#126 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2013) [-]
Just my opinion/interpretation of the picture of the OP.

It tries to explain how society, in various ways,makes you follow some patrons whereas it also makes you think you have some kind of controll over your life.In this I'm excluding some decisions you can make even under the conditioning of a society, like suicide. I mean, everyobody has been taught that the sistem in which we live is good and probably the best, that we should get married, have children, get a big house, a dog, etc, etc, etc. but why would it be the best option or even a good one? It's just a point of view, and the image of the OP tries to explain that society makes us do that without even thinking about it, but at the same time we think that we're free to choose whatever we want.

I'm running out of characters, so: Loving someone doesn't mean you should marry him/her, you can be happy anyway. Some laws are unjust. "Normal" is relative and your society says what it's normal and what not, etc

Sorry for my english!
User avatar #79 - lasmamoe (12/15/2013) [-]
There's one flaw though
"Get married - If you love someone you will, and most likely, you won't regret it"

2 out of 3 marriages end in divorce.
User avatar #88 - sarphog (12/15/2013) [-]
"If you love someone"

When I say love someone, I don't mean "in love", but rather a long term relationship where you and your significant other truly trust and love each other. This rules out most marriages in between 18 and 30, I'd assume

Everything is to be done carefully, and I promise you, if you actually find a girl you're content with when it comes to trust and so on, you probably won't regret marrying her after a few years together,, Granted that you're not a dick of course, if you're that, you don't deserve that kind of relationship
#34 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2013) [-]
>no regrets
pick one.
User avatar #22 - gorginhanson (12/15/2013) [-]
All right well they both have a point really
People are incredibly sculpted by society and at the same time the people that are completely anti-society or hipster or whatever are just different for the sake of being different, which is equally as retarded
User avatar #19 - Visual (12/15/2013) [-]
I never understand why people think social status is a bad thing. We are social animals after all that depend on others for our survival. The way people look at you is an important factor in your life.
User avatar #36 - snowshark (12/15/2013) [-]
Social status doesn't come from normality, it comes from maturity, the ability to choose the right action for the right situation. To be childish, selfish, sensible, and selfless in equal measure when the situation calls for it.

You're right, but I feel this is an omission that should not have been omitted.
User avatar #11 - grundlethunder (12/15/2013) [-]
Get a job: how about just have money like all the super wealthy
Go to work: don't need to if you're horrible rich
Get Married: or bang lots of chicks and have kids like the great Ghenghis Khan.
Follow fashion: I wear whatever the fuck looks nice
Act normal: normal is relative
Walk wherever pedestrians have right of way. TV for the fun times book for the better times.
Obey the law: some laws are ridiculous and people take advantage of this and fuck majority over
Save for old age: yea well what if you die before that glorious day of retirement....why shouldn't every minute of everyday of every year be great and you do what ever the fuck you want....love it or hate it this is what i'm striving for.
#9 - sarphog (12/14/2013) [-]
I fucking realized just now that this topic was made to make fun of the people I am annoyed over.. Shit.
#7 - Couldnt help but think of this guy  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Donkey fucked in hole 0
User avatar #10 - jonnyfrosty (12/09/2013) [-]
What game?
User avatar #21 - soupkittenagain (12/09/2013) [-]
Google says The Wind Waker, a Legend of Zelda game.
User avatar #26 - jonnyfrosty (12/10/2013) [-]
thx bby
#152 - The hidden pervert.. 12/06/2013 on Your anime show. 0
#2 - This one 12/06/2013 on DogeSmart 0
#404 - Not exactly fun when every picture is of my family 12/06/2013 on Last Name Game 0
#18 - Go back to facebook 12/03/2013 on (untitled) +1
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#25 - **sarphog rolled a random image posted in comment #6625117 … 11/28/2013 on Damn psychics 0
#72 - Pardon him FJ. Some of us tend to get excited when we see anyt…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2013 on *generic polandball title* 0
#78 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2013) [-]
you dont say....
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