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#322 - i can comment on fj 05/27/2015 on You're not a sad pepe 0
#94 - Aye 05/25/2015 on Dumblr 0
#90 - To be ******* fair though, legitimate racism is pretty retarde…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Dumblr +2
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#93 - Sewallman (05/25/2015) [-]
I believe in a difference of niggers and black people.
Anyone can be a nigger, no matter the race (hence the word wigger)

I hate the stereotypes, like the individual.
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#130 - caette (05/26/2015) [-]
I disagree.
The word nigger is a degrading slur against people with dark skin. regardless of how the person acts personality or educational wise.
Just like faggot is a degrading term against gay people, used as an insult sometimes to straight because because straight people don't like being called gay, much less an offensive term for gay people.
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#131 - Sewallman (05/26/2015) [-]
I also believe that there is a difference between faggots and gay people, similar to the difference between black people and niggers.

Every gay person I know/talk to understands the difference themselves as well.
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#132 - caette (05/26/2015) [-]
Did you not just read what I just wrote? faggot is a term made for degrading gay people, that's its whole purpose of existing.
#145 - Sewallman (05/26/2015) [-]
There is a difference.
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#148 - caette (05/26/2015) [-]
There isn't. You just want there to be one
#150 - Sewallman (05/26/2015) [-]
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#152 - caette (05/26/2015) [-]
That made no fucking sense. Are you 12? Look up the definition for faggot you're going to get a bundle of sticks and a derivative term for homosexuals
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#111 - ugoboom (05/26/2015) [-]
Don't forget chiggers for the asian niggers,
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#94 - sarphog (05/25/2015) [-]
Aye
#145 - He shouldn't have to either. She's the one making a claim what… 05/23/2015 on I love the sound of SJW... 0
#12 - Top content, 103 thumbs? Someone explain to my simple, retarde… 05/23/2015 on Traitor 0
#72 - Yep, I've decided. This comp has convinced me. I need to play …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... +36
#470 - aerosol (05/23/2015) [-]
Be sure to say hi to Havel for me.
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#459 - scarredwolf (05/23/2015) [-]
See you in 2030 brah
#425 - bestofyoutube (05/23/2015) [-]
I got both on pc if you want to add me i can play with ya
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#419 - hotschurl (05/23/2015) [-]
Good luck.
You will get rekt like no tomorrow in the first few hours of the game, which will be very frustrating. But if you bite through, it will be worth it. You'll notice how you get better at the game with each hour you play which is incredibly rewarding.
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#124 - fallenraven (05/23/2015) [-]
good choice, if you play on xbox, ill help you out with either darks souls 1 or 2
#118 - snakiter (05/23/2015) [-]
Hey bro.
Text me if you are starting Dark Souls Prepare to Die on PC.
I will help you during and do my 2nd run.

Don't go in the cemetery yet
#431 - bluboyrulez (05/23/2015) [-]
Okay, so hey. I have yet to buy dark souls for myself and I see the first one is $15 on steam right now. Should I wait a month for it to drop in price during the summer sales, or is it worth it to just fork over the money right now vs waiting a month+?
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#492 - scarredwolf (06/30/2015) [-]
You should always check amazon for pc disks, i got dark souls 2: SotFS for £15, prepare to die for £8, And borderlands pre sequel for £12.
But some (like dragon age 2) are still selling for full price (~£40) so its hit and miss
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#493 - bluboyrulez (07/05/2015) [-]
Hm. Alright, I gotcha. Thanks for the advice mate.
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#494 - scarredwolf (07/05/2015) [-]
My pleasure
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#486 - fallenraven (05/25/2015) [-]
get it now, you need dark souls in your life asap
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#440 - snakiter (05/23/2015) [-]
Just wait for it. I paid 7€ for it few months back.
If you get the chance to get Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin for cheap, go for it
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#114 - Berzerkerwar (05/23/2015) [-]
If you play on PC make sure you get DSFix for Dark Souls 1, it makes a huge difference to the game.
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#289 - imamawesome (05/23/2015) [-]
dscfix and dsfix is no longer needed in ds1 since it merged completely with steam the port can run in 1920xsomething without the fixes
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#420 - hotschurl (05/23/2015) [-]
>>#114,
DSCfix isn't needed anymore, but DSFix is still useful for removing the 30 fps cap, and DSMfix is still necessary if you want to play with mouse & keyboard
#314 - Berzerkerwar (05/23/2015) [-]
It's about time they made it unnecessary
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#97 - tenaciouslee (05/23/2015) [-]
>Weeks
>Beating Dank Souls Une and Deux

Pick one.

Please, for the love of fuck, don't get pissy with what your'e about to read.

I've been playing Bloodborne going on two weeks now, and I'm not past the first headstone yet, unless you're a From vet, I'd expect at least 2-3 months to beat one of the games.
#254 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
You are a filthy casual. Get the fuck out.
#299 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
goodatlosing thumbing anyone down because he can't beat the game
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#230 - thisisansfwaccount (05/23/2015) [-]
Played all 3 blind and beat all 3 within 1-2 weeks. wot.
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#190 - pickaxe (05/23/2015) [-]
He ain't that far off,really.
I beat both of them for the first time in about 1,5 weeks each.
Granted,I had a lot of free time when i did that.
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#92 - thepimpleoffury (05/23/2015) [-]
You have a wonderful, rage-inducing journey ahead of you.

You SHOULD play both of dark souls again, but expect decent PVP only from the second.
#77 - Gonna need sauce if I am to believe this 05/22/2015 on Even the creator of tumblr... 0
#145 - Oh. Thought it was pictures QQ 05/20/2015 on How to roll and use comment... 0
#142 - **sarphog used "*roll Pony*"** **sarphog rolls Stinkin' Ric…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on How to roll and use comment... 0
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#145 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh. Thought it was pictures QQ
#39 - quick question, whats the usual salt ratio on these kinds of posts?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Free salt to help her... +1
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#40 - Lainge (05/20/2015) [-]
Depends on how much the fatties are willing to eat up.
#18 - old school rasism m8 05/20/2015 on Something is amiss 0
#492 - ******* hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape… 05/20/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#451 - And I'm saying, for like the 3rd ******* time, unless you're p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
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#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
#440 - 12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
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#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
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#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
#407 - 5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
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#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
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#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
User avatar
#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
#397 - Yes because 60 fps rather than 55, full on bloom, motion blur,…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#399 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes it gives so many fucking advantages. You can win the 100 meter sprint in 5 frames.
If you slowed down a bullet in 5 frames that bullet could be in your skull.
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#407 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical value, and neither would shadows, antaliasing and so fucking forth unless the game developer is absolute horseshit and doesn't know how to make a game that is playable on all graphic options. Now proceed to mention a popular competitive game in which ultra graphics are such a huge difference that someone spending a couple thousand bucks more than you gives them an unfair advantage

Also, who the fuck are you to say what level of graphics people are to enjoy? And you make it seem like the only thing that matters in every game is the multiplayer? Are you going to argue that consoles are better due to the graphics being the same, thus no "advantages" in all singleplayer games as well?
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
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#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
User avatar
#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
User avatar
#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
#345 - No it isn't it gives them the abiltiy to improve their **** if…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/20/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#385 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
And optional means that someone always has the advantage over someone else.
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#397 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes because 60 fps rather than 55, full on bloom, motion blur, antialiasing x8,dynamic shadows and potentially higher resolution gives soo many advantages. And hell, even if they did, if someone's willing to spend 2000$ more than you to get it, then let them have it. Not to mention there aren't many, if any popular competitive esport games that have such a high standard in terms of graphics that you need to dish out insane amounts of cash
#399 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes it gives so many fucking advantages. You can win the 100 meter sprint in 5 frames.
If you slowed down a bullet in 5 frames that bullet could be in your skull.
User avatar
#407 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical value, and neither would shadows, antaliasing and so fucking forth unless the game developer is absolute horseshit and doesn't know how to make a game that is playable on all graphic options. Now proceed to mention a popular competitive game in which ultra graphics are such a huge difference that someone spending a couple thousand bucks more than you gives them an unfair advantage

Also, who the fuck are you to say what level of graphics people are to enjoy? And you make it seem like the only thing that matters in every game is the multiplayer? Are you going to argue that consoles are better due to the graphics being the same, thus no "advantages" in all singleplayer games as well?
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
User avatar
#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
User avatar
#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
User avatar
#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
#337 - You've got it backwards. You're saying that the ability to upg…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/19/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
#343 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/19/2015) [-]
So people who are really into gaming and want to constantly be upgrading their shit. It's not a disadvantage? Haha okay then.
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#345 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
No it isn't it gives them the abiltiy to improve their shit if they want to, IT'S OPTIONAL
#385 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
And optional means that someone always has the advantage over someone else.
User avatar
#397 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes because 60 fps rather than 55, full on bloom, motion blur, antialiasing x8,dynamic shadows and potentially higher resolution gives soo many advantages. And hell, even if they did, if someone's willing to spend 2000$ more than you to get it, then let them have it. Not to mention there aren't many, if any popular competitive esport games that have such a high standard in terms of graphics that you need to dish out insane amounts of cash
#399 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes it gives so many fucking advantages. You can win the 100 meter sprint in 5 frames.
If you slowed down a bullet in 5 frames that bullet could be in your skull.
User avatar
#407 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical value, and neither would shadows, antaliasing and so fucking forth unless the game developer is absolute horseshit and doesn't know how to make a game that is playable on all graphic options. Now proceed to mention a popular competitive game in which ultra graphics are such a huge difference that someone spending a couple thousand bucks more than you gives them an unfair advantage

Also, who the fuck are you to say what level of graphics people are to enjoy? And you make it seem like the only thing that matters in every game is the multiplayer? Are you going to argue that consoles are better due to the graphics being the same, thus no "advantages" in all singleplayer games as well?
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
User avatar
#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
User avatar
#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
User avatar
#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
#316 - So you're not heavily implying that consoles have an edge on c…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/19/2015 on PC Master-Race -1
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#337 - sarphog (05/19/2015) [-]
You've got it backwards. You're saying that the ability to upgrade your system gives you a disadvantage. that's horseshit. If people want better graphics, more fps, and are able to get it, it's nowhere near a bad thing
#343 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/19/2015) [-]
So people who are really into gaming and want to constantly be upgrading their shit. It's not a disadvantage? Haha okay then.
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#345 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
No it isn't it gives them the abiltiy to improve their shit if they want to, IT'S OPTIONAL
#385 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
And optional means that someone always has the advantage over someone else.
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#397 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes because 60 fps rather than 55, full on bloom, motion blur, antialiasing x8,dynamic shadows and potentially higher resolution gives soo many advantages. And hell, even if they did, if someone's willing to spend 2000$ more than you to get it, then let them have it. Not to mention there aren't many, if any popular competitive esport games that have such a high standard in terms of graphics that you need to dish out insane amounts of cash
#399 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes it gives so many fucking advantages. You can win the 100 meter sprint in 5 frames.
If you slowed down a bullet in 5 frames that bullet could be in your skull.
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#407 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical value, and neither would shadows, antaliasing and so fucking forth unless the game developer is absolute horseshit and doesn't know how to make a game that is playable on all graphic options. Now proceed to mention a popular competitive game in which ultra graphics are such a huge difference that someone spending a couple thousand bucks more than you gives them an unfair advantage

Also, who the fuck are you to say what level of graphics people are to enjoy? And you make it seem like the only thing that matters in every game is the multiplayer? Are you going to argue that consoles are better due to the graphics being the same, thus no "advantages" in all singleplayer games as well?
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
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#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
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#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
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#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
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#316 - sarphog (05/19/2015) [-]
So you're not heavily implying that consoles have an edge on computers since you don't need to update them as frequently? Again, that's on you. It's like comparing playing a console on a 50" to someone playing on a 15".
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#337 - sarphog (05/19/2015) [-]
You've got it backwards. You're saying that the ability to upgrade your system gives you a disadvantage. that's horseshit. If people want better graphics, more fps, and are able to get it, it's nowhere near a bad thing
#343 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/19/2015) [-]
So people who are really into gaming and want to constantly be upgrading their shit. It's not a disadvantage? Haha okay then.
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#345 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
No it isn't it gives them the abiltiy to improve their shit if they want to, IT'S OPTIONAL
#385 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
And optional means that someone always has the advantage over someone else.
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#397 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes because 60 fps rather than 55, full on bloom, motion blur, antialiasing x8,dynamic shadows and potentially higher resolution gives soo many advantages. And hell, even if they did, if someone's willing to spend 2000$ more than you to get it, then let them have it. Not to mention there aren't many, if any popular competitive esport games that have such a high standard in terms of graphics that you need to dish out insane amounts of cash
#399 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes it gives so many fucking advantages. You can win the 100 meter sprint in 5 frames.
If you slowed down a bullet in 5 frames that bullet could be in your skull.
User avatar
#407 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical value, and neither would shadows, antaliasing and so fucking forth unless the game developer is absolute horseshit and doesn't know how to make a game that is playable on all graphic options. Now proceed to mention a popular competitive game in which ultra graphics are such a huge difference that someone spending a couple thousand bucks more than you gives them an unfair advantage

Also, who the fuck are you to say what level of graphics people are to enjoy? And you make it seem like the only thing that matters in every game is the multiplayer? Are you going to argue that consoles are better due to the graphics being the same, thus no "advantages" in all singleplayer games as well?
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
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#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
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#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
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#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
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#306 - sarphog (05/19/2015) [-]
You not being able to buy a good comp doesn't make consoles superior, it makes your shitty computer inferior
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#316 - sarphog (05/19/2015) [-]
So you're not heavily implying that consoles have an edge on computers since you don't need to update them as frequently? Again, that's on you. It's like comparing playing a console on a 50" to someone playing on a 15".
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#337 - sarphog (05/19/2015) [-]
You've got it backwards. You're saying that the ability to upgrade your system gives you a disadvantage. that's horseshit. If people want better graphics, more fps, and are able to get it, it's nowhere near a bad thing
#343 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/19/2015) [-]
So people who are really into gaming and want to constantly be upgrading their shit. It's not a disadvantage? Haha okay then.
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#345 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
No it isn't it gives them the abiltiy to improve their shit if they want to, IT'S OPTIONAL
#385 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
And optional means that someone always has the advantage over someone else.
User avatar
#397 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes because 60 fps rather than 55, full on bloom, motion blur, antialiasing x8,dynamic shadows and potentially higher resolution gives soo many advantages. And hell, even if they did, if someone's willing to spend 2000$ more than you to get it, then let them have it. Not to mention there aren't many, if any popular competitive esport games that have such a high standard in terms of graphics that you need to dish out insane amounts of cash
#399 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes it gives so many fucking advantages. You can win the 100 meter sprint in 5 frames.
If you slowed down a bullet in 5 frames that bullet could be in your skull.
User avatar
#407 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
5 fps lower would in no single game, EVER be of any practical value, and neither would shadows, antaliasing and so fucking forth unless the game developer is absolute horseshit and doesn't know how to make a game that is playable on all graphic options. Now proceed to mention a popular competitive game in which ultra graphics are such a huge difference that someone spending a couple thousand bucks more than you gives them an unfair advantage

Also, who the fuck are you to say what level of graphics people are to enjoy? And you make it seem like the only thing that matters in every game is the multiplayer? Are you going to argue that consoles are better due to the graphics being the same, thus no "advantages" in all singleplayer games as well?
#413 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ what is so hard for you to understand? Is English your first language or not?
If I played on a black and white 12 inch tv and you played on a 50 inch plasma who has the advantage?
Now even if slightly. If someone has slightly better vision than you. Who has the advantage?
Now what if that vision isn't because of you but because you have a computer that allows people to be seen easier? Who the fuck has the advantage?
On consoles everyone has the exact same vision. Everything is fair. Everyone see's the exact same image.
that's it. the end. You lose. Fuck off. I will ignore you if you make another pointless and idiotic comment.
User avatar
#440 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
12 inch TV vs. 50 is obviously an advantage, but what you fail to fucking realize is that IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLATFORM YOU RUN YOUR GAME ON, which was my first fucking argument. If someone has a better TV than you, then it in no way affects the "fairness" of the console's hardware or what fucking ever

And jsut so you know, games are designed SO THAT THE ADVANTAGES ARE AT A MINIMUM DESPITE OF GRAPHICS. Granted, you still have to be able to run that game without fps drops, but holy shit, yeah that's an investment which is fucking expected when buying a computer

The advantages you're trying to argue are so fucking unrealistic, if you have a computer that costs 100$ you shouldn't be fucking playing any games on it at all. Odds are that it probably lags on fucking facebook games as well

As long as you have a computer that is able to run a game without having framerate drops during spam, you should be fucking fine playing any game without ever even thinking about any practical disadvantages. Might not look as good, but it's not a fucking disadvantage to be crying about

Also, even if we were to assume that it DID come with major advantages, your argument would still be SUBJECTIVE at best. I would argue that having the abiltiy to upgrade my hardware so that I can observe the surroundings in the game is a good fucking thing as it lets people enjoy their games to its fullest

You also mentioned something about "better vision". Now, this is probably the one good point you have, but only under the conditioning that you're talking about the rendering distance SPECIFICALLY.

Your arguments are so petty. "They might see me with a few more polygons/better textures, so it's unfair"

And no, English isn't my first, now piss of.
#444 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it another stupid fucking thing you said.

On PC everyone has different specs that run the game slightly different. On console everyone has the exact same spec.
If your PC enables you to play the game even a small percentage better. That's unfair. You don't seem to fucking understand that not everyone wants to upgrade their shit. Or have the latest crap.
Now fuck off.
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#451 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
And I'm saying, for like the 3rd fucking time, unless you're playing on a wooden chip, there should be no PRACTICAL disadvantages. Notice how we disagree on the threshold of where something becomes unfair. You're moaning that even the smallest fucking difference is unfair, which is fucking retarded.

Ever hear someone dying cause they couldn't have dynamic shadows, 0 MSAA or slightly blurred textures? Didn't fucking think so
#455 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/20/2015) [-]
You're such a dumb cunt it's not even funny. Is this what a typical PC gamer is like?
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#492 - sarphog (05/20/2015) [-]
Fucking hell, I don't even play any other games than Runescape, World of Warcraft, Heroes of Newerth and CS:Source, I probably don't even classify as a PC-gamer. your shit is just fucking retarded
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lmgtfy.com/?q=difference+analog+synth+and+soft+synth

It isn't that hard if you read it through. But I get that you were just trying to make a point that electronic music isn't as easy as he makes it sound. Not necessarily that is.

The definition of an instrument is "a device used to produce music". Following that logic, if I slap my dick against something and it makes sound, then my dick is an instument. Doesn't make the sound of my dick slapping around good now does it?

I listen to pretty much all music but I can't help but feel like the spirit isn't there when you listen to computer generated sounds.
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