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#13 - Picture 10/17/2013 on Franchise rip-offs 0
#4 - ill just leave this here.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Your Friend Won The Award... +13
#11 - lolzordz (09/14/2013) [-]
10 minute video on why we clap?
User avatar #15 - subcelestial (09/14/2013) [-]
The Science of the Friend Zone

And here's a 10 minute video on the science of Friendzone.
User avatar #18 - casinoer (09/14/2013) [-]
10 minute video on kissing Why Do We Kiss?
User avatar #14 - thepandaking (09/14/2013) [-]
trust me, all of Vsauce's videos are like that, but they're so fucking worth it.
#12 - Uh, these guys did 09/11/2013 on RRRRRUUUUNNN +12
#10 - believe it or not, lactic and galactic have the same root word… 09/03/2013 on Universe +1
#36056 - I am pleased to find sane people on this sight. If the Illumin… 07/01/2013 on Religion Board 0
#36043 - well i mean talking about something they believe, then denying it 07/01/2013 on Religion Board 0
#36042 - well i'd wish the people on Youtube would be open minded and j… 07/01/2013 on Religion Board 0
#36039 - I agree, I don't believe it either. I just find it ironic tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #36041 - eight (07/01/2013) [-]
Even hardcore conspiracy theorists don't believe in every conspiracy.
User avatar #36043 - sargintob (07/01/2013) [-]
well i mean talking about something they believe, then denying it
#36037 - I'm sure this falls into religion, but this time it has nothin…  [+] (33 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Religion Board +1
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#36074 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
I am happy we met. It's not just the illuminati. Get ready for a massive pic dump.
#36075 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
Don't think i'm crazy but it's the jews too just look these.
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User avatar #36105 - ragnarfag (07/01/2013) [-]
But most of these stories are much older than disney.
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#36113 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
the jews also support multiculturalism in the western but back in israel they don't want you to race mix.
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#36117 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
Here's some more typical jewery
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User avatar #36147 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
@ ragnarfag Shows that they are liars.
User avatar #36141 - ragnarfag (07/01/2013) [-]
And? You know, there's not much different between a concentration camp and a death camp.
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User avatar #36081 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
I have more for when I come back
User avatar #36054 - poncakeforlife (07/01/2013) [-]
No, it's ridiculous. Even so-called 'evidence' they throw out is ridiculous. "oh noes! did u guise see? Rihanna had a satanic image in her new music video. This obviously means that they are making a one world order to control the Earth!" Who knows, perhaps one exists, but the conspiracy theorists are looking at ridiculou things and calling it evidence.
User avatar #36053 - metalmind (07/01/2013) [-]
It's nonsense, there is absolutley no material evidence for their existance. It's nothing more than a popular conspiracy theory subject.
User avatar #36047 - teoberry (07/01/2013) [-]
It's absolute bullshit. At least the way youtubers put it. Sure, there might be an illuminati pulling the strings. Who knows? But these guys are fucking retarded. First off, they think rappers and pop stars are their number 1 source of brainwashing. To quote one of those rappers, CyHi Da Prynce 'What makes you think an Illuminati would ever let some niggas in?'. I doubt the global elite would treat blacks fairly, much less let them in their ranks. They also think that the rappers are blatantly telling people about it. An example is that Eminem made a fucking song about his relationshhit with the Illum (25 to life). Why would they let him do that? And why can't people see it's about Kim. They also connect any dots they can find. In the video for 'Like Toy Soldiers', rapper Proof plays the role of Bugz, a D12 member who was shot to death (vid. takes place in a hospital). Proof was killed the next year. People say that Em was showing everyone Proof was gonna die. Yes, he did, but that was because he was a crazy motherfucker, not some stupid Illuminati bullshit. Then, there's stuff like Jay-Z's hand signal (meant to be a diamond, Roc-a-fella is like that). Or, him naming his daughter Blue Ivy, which is some acronym about the Illuminati.

TL;DR - All this stuff is bullshit made by people trying to connect dots that aren't there, no one in the Illuminati is going to fucking say that they were/are in the Illuminati.
#36080 - ohmygodihazdepends (07/01/2013) [-]
'What makes you think an Illuminati would ever let some niggas in?'
The rappers and pop-stars don't know. They are told to use these symbols in their music videos because it's what is "popular".
Eminem made a fucking song about his relationshhit with the Illum (25 to life). Why would they let him do that?
The best way to hide is in plane sight, the devil made himself powerful by making people think he wasn't there
And about Jay-Z The is a triangle and roc-a-fella records is his record label strangely named after one of the global elite familys Rockerfeller
User avatar #36082 - teoberry (07/01/2013) [-]
Maybe, but the symbols are hardly used
It's about Kim man. There's no denying.
Yeah, cuz they're rich as fuck. Cash is #1 on Jay's mind
User avatar #36056 - sargintob (07/01/2013) [-]
I am pleased to find sane people on this sight. If the Illuminati is real and are trying to take over the world, then go do something about it instead of believing in your own shit and typing about it (the majority of Youtube). Apparently the Illuminati is Satanic, and i dont think Satan exists, so this seems to be all people who have no knowledge of the origination of religion. I mean who the hell comes with conspiracies. They find what happens then just put together some random shit and say it was the government or Illuminati. I mean this makes Americans look incredibly stupid to the rest of the world. I'm American BTW. I just wish there were more people coming out and calling out BS on this. Maybe its not worth anybodies time. Theres just too many gullible people and some of my friends are into this shit.
User avatar #36040 - eight (07/01/2013) [-]
I haven't seen any evidence that the Illuminati even exists anymore. It is just a myth as far as I am concerned, re-popularized by Dan Brown and the following movies.
User avatar #36042 - sargintob (07/01/2013) [-]
well i'd wish the people on Youtube would be open minded and just see that. But you know they got to be butthurt people would want something to blame and just not really do anything about it but type. Its funny that most of those believers are some ghetto people, then later they make themselves real intelligent by spreading the BS.
#69 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Greatest Game Ever +1
#79 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
Herbert Moon was right the whole time....
User avatar #100 - huntergriff (05/11/2013) [-]
i loved that guy, shame i had to put that cockgobbler down.
User avatar #102 - deathcampforjewtie (05/11/2013) [-]
I cryd evrytiem.
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