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sargentcucumber

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Date Signed Up:5/20/2013
Last Login:11/15/2014
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#267 - I quit the board bro, I found the daily arguments really bad a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on nightt's profile 0
User avatar #268 - nightt (10/22/2013) [-]
Ye true, it's been pretty lame lately, I don't even post that much anymore. I don't even know why I come here that much, I don't talk to many people and I don't really agree with a lot of people's taste. I could probably just lurk like I used
User avatar #269 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
I think Chiko get's too involved for an admin, she doesn't really need to do all that much but she does the opposite
#265 - I can't get on shin no mo bro  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2013 on nightt's profile 0
User avatar #266 - nightt (10/22/2013) [-]
Nig why da fuck not, do you need to re-add lordsaten?
User avatar #267 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
I quit the board bro, I found the daily arguments really bad and they made me feel terrible
User avatar #268 - nightt (10/22/2013) [-]
Ye true, it's been pretty lame lately, I don't even post that much anymore. I don't even know why I come here that much, I don't talk to many people and I don't really agree with a lot of people's taste. I could probably just lurk like I used
User avatar #269 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
I think Chiko get's too involved for an admin, she doesn't really need to do all that much but she does the opposite
#926 - As long as it's S/R or A/.P I'll do not terribly  [+] (8 new replies) 10/22/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #929 - hykk (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean with S/R?
User avatar #930 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
S/D, shit...
User avatar #934 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Is it single draft you are refering to?
User avatar #935 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #936 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
I only play AP because the queue time is shorter there, I'm thinking of starting to play Captains Mode however.
It feels like I will get to play with a lot more serious people there.
User avatar #937 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Captain mode without Captain (me)?
User avatar #938 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Captains mode obiously can't be played without you ^^
User avatar #939 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Nya-ha-ha~!
#2649 - Can we talk on skype, in private?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on mikli's profile 0
User avatar #2650 - mikli (10/21/2013) [-]
You can write me. I don't feel like setting up my laptop, and I'm in a kinda bad mood.
#924 - Can we atleast play dota sometime?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #925 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
I guess, but only if you're not terrible :3
User avatar #926 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
As long as it's S/R or A/.P I'll do not terribly
User avatar #929 - hykk (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean with S/R?
User avatar #930 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
S/D, shit...
User avatar #934 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Is it single draft you are refering to?
User avatar #935 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #936 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
I only play AP because the queue time is shorter there, I'm thinking of starting to play Captains Mode however.
It feels like I will get to play with a lot more serious people there.
User avatar #937 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Captain mode without Captain (me)?
User avatar #938 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Captains mode obiously can't be played without you ^^
User avatar #939 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Nya-ha-ha~!
#922 - ... ;w; I would love to talk to you more...  [+] (12 new replies) 10/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #923 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Can't help it Captain, I put a lot of effort in school and spend most of my free time on Dota or playing guitar
User avatar #924 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Can we atleast play dota sometime?
User avatar #925 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
I guess, but only if you're not terrible :3
User avatar #926 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
As long as it's S/R or A/.P I'll do not terribly
User avatar #929 - hykk (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean with S/R?
User avatar #930 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
S/D, shit...
User avatar #934 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Is it single draft you are refering to?
User avatar #935 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #936 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
I only play AP because the queue time is shorter there, I'm thinking of starting to play Captains Mode however.
It feels like I will get to play with a lot more serious people there.
User avatar #937 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Captain mode without Captain (me)?
User avatar #938 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Captains mode obiously can't be played without you ^^
User avatar #939 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Nya-ha-ha~!
#464 - Hooray for the free week, I also have my birthday comming up i… 10/21/2013 on skittlesareepic's profile 0
#462 - New week is vacation time for me~ Nya-ha~! Read up so…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on skittlesareepic's profile 0
#463 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Same here, so glad I have a week off

History coursework for me
#464 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Hooray for the free week, I also have my birthday comming up in that week so I'm double hyped

History is good subject, real good
#803647 - No 10/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#460 - Damn people and their homework About to do homework...  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2013 on skittlesareepic's profile 0
#461 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
I know right

What you got to do?
#462 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
New week is vacation time for me~ Nya-ha~!

Read up some physics, you?
#463 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Same here, so glad I have a week off

History coursework for me
#464 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Hooray for the free week, I also have my birthday comming up in that week so I'm double hyped

History is good subject, real good
#458 - Sup?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/21/2013 on skittlesareepic's profile 0
#459 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Not much really, just doing some coursework

You?
#460 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Damn people and their homework

About to do homework...
#461 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
I know right

What you got to do?
#462 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
New week is vacation time for me~ Nya-ha~!

Read up some physics, you?
#463 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Same here, so glad I have a week off

History coursework for me
#464 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Hooray for the free week, I also have my birthday comming up in that week so I'm double hyped

History is good subject, real good
#456 - Hi  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2013 on skittlesareepic's profile 0
#457 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Hola
#458 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Sup?
#459 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Not much really, just doing some coursework

You?
#460 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Damn people and their homework

About to do homework...
#461 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
I know right

What you got to do?
#462 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
New week is vacation time for me~ Nya-ha~!

Read up some physics, you?
#463 - skittlesareepic (10/21/2013) [-]
Same here, so glad I have a week off

History coursework for me
#464 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Hooray for the free week, I also have my birthday comming up in that week so I'm double hyped

History is good subject, real good
#803644 - No  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #803646 - makotoitou (10/21/2013) [-]
Ye
#803647 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
No
#803641 - Honestly, I agree with Yeorgh on this  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #803642 - makotoitou (10/21/2013) [-]
You lost your way
#803644 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #803646 - makotoitou (10/21/2013) [-]
Ye
#803647 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
No
#2807 - DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME 10/21/2013 on xiiichuckles's profile 0
#496 - Hi 10/21/2013 on communistlover's profile 0
#920 - I dun wanna, it brings bad memories.... It happens so often...  [+] (14 new replies) 10/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #921 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Bad memories lel
I can't help it
User avatar #922 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
...
;w; I would love to talk to you more...
User avatar #923 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Can't help it Captain, I put a lot of effort in school and spend most of my free time on Dota or playing guitar
User avatar #924 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Can we atleast play dota sometime?
User avatar #925 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
I guess, but only if you're not terrible :3
User avatar #926 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
As long as it's S/R or A/.P I'll do not terribly
User avatar #929 - hykk (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean with S/R?
User avatar #930 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
S/D, shit...
User avatar #934 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Is it single draft you are refering to?
User avatar #935 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #936 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
I only play AP because the queue time is shorter there, I'm thinking of starting to play Captains Mode however.
It feels like I will get to play with a lot more serious people there.
User avatar #937 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Captain mode without Captain (me)?
User avatar #938 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Captains mode obiously can't be played without you ^^
User avatar #939 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Nya-ha-ha~!
#918 - Not even sure... You go on Dota when you just reply, yay, …  [+] (16 new replies) 10/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #919 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Use Captain instead!
Duty calls mate
User avatar #920 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
I dun wanna, it brings bad memories....
It happens so often...
User avatar #921 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Bad memories lel
I can't help it
User avatar #922 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
...
;w; I would love to talk to you more...
User avatar #923 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Can't help it Captain, I put a lot of effort in school and spend most of my free time on Dota or playing guitar
User avatar #924 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Can we atleast play dota sometime?
User avatar #925 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
I guess, but only if you're not terrible :3
User avatar #926 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
As long as it's S/R or A/.P I'll do not terribly
User avatar #929 - hykk (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean with S/R?
User avatar #930 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
S/D, shit...
User avatar #934 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Is it single draft you are refering to?
User avatar #935 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #936 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
I only play AP because the queue time is shorter there, I'm thinking of starting to play Captains Mode however.
It feels like I will get to play with a lot more serious people there.
User avatar #937 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Captain mode without Captain (me)?
User avatar #938 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Captains mode obiously can't be played without you ^^
User avatar #939 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Nya-ha-ha~!
#916 - Hykk!  [+] (18 new replies) 10/21/2013 on hykk's profile 0
User avatar #917 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Back on cucumber? :o
User avatar #918 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Not even sure...
You go on Dota when you just reply, yay, won't get to talk to you today I guess
User avatar #919 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Use Captain instead!
Duty calls mate
User avatar #920 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
I dun wanna, it brings bad memories....
It happens so often...
User avatar #921 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Bad memories lel
I can't help it
User avatar #922 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
...
;w; I would love to talk to you more...
User avatar #923 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
Can't help it Captain, I put a lot of effort in school and spend most of my free time on Dota or playing guitar
User avatar #924 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
Can we atleast play dota sometime?
User avatar #925 - hykk (10/21/2013) [-]
I guess, but only if you're not terrible :3
User avatar #926 - sargentcucumber (10/22/2013) [-]
As long as it's S/R or A/.P I'll do not terribly
User avatar #929 - hykk (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean with S/R?
User avatar #930 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
S/D, shit...
User avatar #934 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Is it single draft you are refering to?
User avatar #935 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #936 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
I only play AP because the queue time is shorter there, I'm thinking of starting to play Captains Mode however.
It feels like I will get to play with a lot more serious people there.
User avatar #937 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Captain mode without Captain (me)?
User avatar #938 - hykk (10/24/2013) [-]
Captains mode obiously can't be played without you ^^
User avatar #939 - sargentcucumber (10/24/2013) [-]
Nya-ha-ha~!
#502 - Picture 10/21/2013 on cptsweatpants's profile 0
#500 - What? I love sweat pants, they're really comfy  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on cptsweatpants's profile 0
User avatar #501 - cptsweatpants (10/21/2013) [-]
Not helping.
#502 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
#498 - I wanna be inside you  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2013 on cptsweatpants's profile 0
#499 - cptsweatpants (10/21/2013) [-]
You're getting creepier every day.
User avatar #500 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
What? I love sweat pants, they're really comfy
User avatar #501 - cptsweatpants (10/21/2013) [-]
Not helping.
#502 - sargentcucumber (10/21/2013) [-]
#360 - Hey Bork 10/21/2013 on blackchild's profile 0
#169 - You're a ******  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on ninjapiratewalrus's profile 0
#170 - ninjapiratewalrus (10/20/2013) [-]
#167 - Lewd  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on ninjapiratewalrus's profile 0
#168 - ninjapiratewalrus (10/20/2013) [-]
#169 - sargentcucumber (10/20/2013) [-]
You're a nigger
#170 - ninjapiratewalrus (10/20/2013) [-]

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User avatar #2075 - zaiopeperse (02/02/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #2073 - aerosol (01/12/2014) [-]
You're from Ohio too?
#2072 - captainpickles (01/10/2014) [-]
It's captain pickles now
It's captain pickles now
#2066 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Hellooo!
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Ey!
What's with people commiung to talk on my profile? Am I being noticed?
#2068 to #2067 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm just bored, don't think you're special or anything.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Aw...
I have to school now so bye
User avatar #2070 to #2069 - spojalec ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay, enjoy your day.
User avatar #2049 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Morning sarge
User avatar #2053 to #2049 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ey, ey, ey!
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, just being worriied, you?
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm fine, why worried?
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotta pick exams for the last year which is two years from now and I got no idea what to pick,also exams this year scare me
User avatar #2058 to #2057 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
Aw **** man D=
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - zaiopeperse (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd freak out and throw all my **** out the window if I were in that situation
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Have to deal with it I guess
User avatar #2048 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
my 21st bday just passed, and no happy birthday?
What a ******* hooker! lmao, just ******* with you

I've started trying to get drunk, and I'm getting there now lmao
User avatar #2051 to #2048 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
You didn't say when it was!
Gah, I hate you for this! I don't, just wish you really did tell me...
User avatar #2062 to #2051 - xiiichuckles (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all good
User avatar #2046 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
there is a shin social game?

also hi
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you pull that from/

Yo
User avatar #2050 to #2047 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
you posted a pic somewhere and it said shin social game also something about the character finding a book of lolis

how are you?
User avatar #2052 to #2050 - sargentcucumber (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, that's rather old but no, there is no RPG, not yet at least

Just panicking, yourself?
User avatar #2063 to #2052 - azuretheflamegod (01/07/2014) [-]
lol i see

im alright, why are you panicking?
User avatar #2065 to #2063 - sargentcucumber (01/08/2014) [-]
Exams sooninsh
#2042 - sargentcucumber (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw it happened
Mfw it happened
User avatar #2021 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
****** faggot
#1995 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1997 to #1996 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your birth year number get.
Your birth year number get.
#1998 to #1997 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Jax when dodge was a thing
Jax when dodge was a thing
#2000 to #1999 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Watch Hidamari Strech
#2001 to #2000 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Anime is for faggots.
User avatar #2003 to #2001 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
You're just jealous of my anime swag
#2004 to #2002 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
Your waifu starred in a gay chinese cartoon.
#2006 to #2005 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
<---- your waifu
<---- your waifu
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
>BRS
**** taste alarm engage
#2008 to #2007 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Better than your waifu at least.
Better than your waifu at least.
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
**** TASTE
**** TASTE
**** TASTE
#2010 to #2009 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is 			****		.
Yeah, I agree. Your taste in waifus is **** .
#2012 to #2011 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
1 hours of boobs and gameplay of gayest game on earth.
I'd better whack off to some real porn.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
Just watch it
It's so cancerous it burns
Or watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2F59oyzpo
#2014 to #2013 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
>Sucks
>Only shows boobs
>"This game is my life"
>OMG GAMERZGURL

**** this.

Also 2014 get.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - sargentcucumber (01/05/2014) [-]
2014 get?
User avatar #2016 to #2015 - emmerich (01/05/2014) [-]
My comment number.
User avatar #1991 - Draserszes (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year, man!
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
You too my ***** , my ***** , my *****
#1987 - hykk (01/01/2014) [-]
Happi new year Captain!
Happi new year Captain!
User avatar #1989 to #1987 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you Hykk~
#1985 - skittlesareepic (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy New Year
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - sargentcucumber (01/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
Nice pic you got there
User avatar #1984 - xiiichuckles (01/01/2014) [-]
The **** did I just see on the comment below?
What the actual **** am I looking at below me?
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User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry dood
#1982 to #1981 - notsoulmyr has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - sargentcucumber (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry dood, I didn't really save anything from part 6
#1972 to #1971 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Wanted to post a good pic but it's flagged
;w;
#1973 to #1972 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
*sigh* everything is flagged it seems
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Admin hates fun
#1975 to #1974 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
shh he'll hear you
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - sargentcucumber (12/30/2013) [-]
Then I'll go to slop
Talk to you tomorrow
Way past my bed time
#1977 to #1976 - toguro (12/30/2013) [-]
Well this was short-lived but hey it's late where you are. Cya!
#1993 to #1978 - toguro (01/01/2014) [-]
Happy new year! Ps replying now because I was out last night and majority of today
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - sargentcucumber (01/02/2014) [-]
Replying now because of reasons
#1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
holy **** dude. that author of that nickelodeon manga is really deep. and also kinda pervy. its so perfect.

there's that one short about the angel. and about the demon genie thing and also there is the NEET girl and the lesbian kiss short because of the alcohol and the suicidal trap with the super caring father. also the tiger and the girl short.
i love it so much
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
oh **** i just finished it...

tell me cucumber, is it being updated regularly or is it also sort of abandoned?
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - sargentcucumber (12/29/2013) [-]
It's random
I will try to tell you when the chapters are out
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - schindewolforch (12/29/2013) [-]
thanks man, you are the best.
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