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    Christianity. Christianity.

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#447 - elcreepo (02/01/2016) [-]
I enjoy laughing at him but fuck no, I do not want him to be president.

The man gets an A+ for saying shit that certain groups of people want to hear. Yeah Obama and Sanders did the same but they were pandering to the people who haven't fucked their cousins and a horse at the same birthday party.

As far as his actions go, his racist and radical Christian attitude, and the fact that he's balls deep in the corporate system means he will go down as our worst president in history and we very well may all die when he and Putin decide to have their dick fight.
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#429 - improbablyyourdad (02/01/2016) [-]
I want to see what he does and I like his attitude, Id rather someone that's open about their opinions even though they may not be smart, its better than having lying deceitful snakes. I don't care, either way the president is a puppet and nothing is going to change.
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#452 - elcreepo (02/01/2016) [-]
And, can you honestly look at Trump and say he's NOT a lying, deceitful snake? The man owns his own corporation and makes millions if not billions.

Sure, he tells us his tax plan would hurt him, but that's exactly why he WON'T do it.

He's a corporate fat cat hoping to get the majority of the vote in places where the majority of the people get their opinions from corn Iowa and yet still have a huge influence on the election.
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#457 - improbablyyourdad (02/01/2016) [-]
Hes a billionaire that raised kids, I don't think he cares that much about money anymore, to me, at that age, you would want to make a difference in the world and do something with it. I don't know him and I could be wrong but right now, I would sign a suicide pact if hillary won.
He can also be impeached, imagine how great that would be.
Also, trump is far more intelligent than bush, do you really think he could do worse?

I just think we're fucked and trump will make it at the very least fun to watch shit burn if he doesn't magically start fixing shit.

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#449 - elcreepo (02/01/2016) [-]
Except that with Trump as president, shit will change as he has control over the military. And control over his personal interactions with powerful world leaders.

All it takes is one "your penis must be the size of an acorn" and suddenly we've got Russian nukes trying to buttfuck us.

The president's position is one where intelligence actually does matter, especially in dealing with tense situations and crises. Do we want a male Palin in charge when China decides it needs money to contend with its ever growing population? Prooobably not.

But that's just my two cents on the matter.

The man is hilarious and does raise quite a few points as to how honest a president should be, but what he's saying and what is actually turning in that hamster wheel of his are two different things.
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#392 - nyeeeh (02/01/2016) [-]
I don't know anyone my age who is both a Trump supporter and still popular
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#376 - jakotad (02/01/2016) [-]
Who would you rather see?
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#374 - jrockjesse (02/01/2016) [-]
well you see as a american I have come to realize most of the population of america are dumb
#379 - anon (02/01/2016) [-]
>a third of half the country like Trump
>a sixth of the country
>"most of the population"
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