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#3 - Its been the ******** and most exciting place i h… 06/02/2013 on Black police is best police +1
#33 - I remember one time i said I never knew my father. He then cla…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Oh, Addy.... +5
#35 - boothead (03/26/2013) [-]
In all honesty I hold DJ 4DM1N in great respect and I find his sense of humor somewhat off and cruel but when sit back and read it's funny... DJ 4DM1N to me is like the guy that's been here forever... Sometimes I wish I knew who he really was because for some reason I hold in such high respect that if I did meet him IRl I wouldn't say a word for its what he wishes to do is remain Anonymous... Funnyjunk can be cruel to DJ 4DM1N even if we are joking and sometimes I think it gets to him you know? He outputs the oldest image sharing website still running, a center for rage comics and a place where we just poke eachother all day... Only for the community he brought together to spit on him... I think that's why he stayed off of Funnyjunk for a while, because he felt like a father to us, his children, and we just spat on him... I think that's why when I told him even if he was gay, even he had AIDs, even if he was a betafag who did nothing but cry all day, that I respect him as a person, he gave me that sword...

Inb4 tl;dr

User avatar #76 - mrstalin (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, this DJ 4DM1N isn't the same one as the one before the Oatmeal incident. That DJ 4DM1N was Bryan Durel, and lives in NYC. I couldn't find a picture of him, but he is the original owner. I believe this DJ 4DM1N to be the man/woman he sold FunnyJunk, LLC to. That, or our glorious leader fulled a fast one on us and the entire internet.
#80 - boothead (03/26/2013) [-]
Actually it's been so cleverly thought of that nobody would actually know if 'Bryan Durel' was even his real name, in fact, when the website was signed off to somebody else I noticed no change in DJ 4DM1Ns minecraft server involvment and every post has been typed and worded the same as long as I can remember, typing is like hand-writing, nobody types the exact same way as someone else and even of you try to change it you're going to go back to the way you started, me for example I put a lot of puncuation in my sentences and tend to not care what words I spell wrong but I have to type in prefect grammar or I get really tingly inside, if you could actually match up the way he types his words from before the hand off to after I would assume that puncuation spacing and grammar would be the same as well with other small ques such as accent, how carefully worded, and even the humor base of most jokes... I am lazy and do not feel like finding these old messages comments and posts from before but in fact I will look at and compare if screenshots can be emailed to, I am interested in doing this because I am a no life betafag... My personal/idiot email is bling219@icloud.com spam if you feel neccasary but if I see an email that pretains to my interest ill read it... I also like furries....

(tl;Dr)
User avatar #104 - nevrit (03/26/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly haven't there been breaks and "changeups" before and it just turned out to be the same DJ 4DM1N? I still have a feeling it's the same guy but hey I could be wrong.
User avatar #208 - ilovehitler (03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, there was.
I can't quite remember his name, but it was like the designer or the developer or some shit like that, who turned out to be just DJ 4DM1N pretending to be someone else.
When we get tired of DJ 4DM1N, he becomes someone else for us.
DJ 4DM1N is love
DJ 4DM1N is life
#79 - boothead (03/26/2013) [-]
That Bastard... Ill boil him in oil and eat him like a french fry!
User avatar #36 - jessieqwertyu (03/26/2013) [-]
It takes a lot to run as site with as many asswipes as this one. Im sure he apreciates the fact that we all arent ass wipes to him
#38 - boothead (03/26/2013) [-]
I just wish I knew who my hero was, by my definition he has courage... Courage to me is doing something to help even if nobody appreciates or doing something right and seeing it through even though you're licked from the start...
#134 - But the internet loves to ruin things  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on Merle 0
User avatar #135 - roflsaucer (03/26/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it right.
#3560313 - its been too long pony thread  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #3560359 - ViXi (03/14/2013) [-]
How long exactly? I don't recognize you.
Also, hello!
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Awesome -35
#20 - immortalfear (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm going to explain something to you about the pill, not only does it help prevent unwanted children, but it also decreases the cramps and symptoms of PMS and one's period. It also decreases acne. One of the other things it does is that over time it can stop the body from dropping eggs, which can prevent ovarian cancer.
TLDR- there's more then one reason to be on the pill.
#16 - fennoswede (11/07/2012) [-]
i smell jealous virgin
#7 - bokkos (11/07/2012) [-]
Let me explain something to you. Sex is by far the best thing since dinosaurs. And if you want to fuck with that, with the ability for a free man to blow a load into his lady without fear of child support, then I'm going to have to kindly ask you to sincerely fuck off and have a wank. This effects men and women, and just because women find you repulsive and avoid you does not give you the right to make decisions for them.
Long live cream pies.
User avatar #58 - yourafaggotharry (11/07/2012) [-]
he... has the dancing skills of a god!
#14 - Cloudxhigh (11/07/2012) [-]
I think what Sapphire was trying to say was to refrain from having sex until you can deal with the consequences. Sex is nice, but if you can't afford to practice safe sex where it is needed, then the consequences should be understood.

If you can't contain yourself with your partner and you have no protection around, then at least have the decency to pull out well before you blow your load.

Should said man blow his load into a lady, then he should fully understand the consequences of what may happen. The problem is people are having rambunctious sex without caring about the aftermath. People that will go through with abortions and what not (i'm talking about killing an actual human being, not a body that simply has parts) just don't care about the consequences. They want to have sex, and if someone gets pregnant, then so be it. "I'll just deny a possible chance for something to have a life because i didn't want to stop him from cumming in me, and i wasn't prepared to deal with the possible consequences."

I'm pretty sure that's what sapphire was trying to say.
User avatar #11 - novren (11/07/2012) [-]
I disagree, it was the best thing even before dinosaurs.
#12 - bokkos (11/07/2012) [-]
This changes EVERYTHING
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#5 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
Not having sex is easy, just don't do it. If you do wear a condom.

As a side note Planned Parenthood was started by a racist to kill off the blacks.
#26 - cirquededc (11/07/2012) [-]
Login and say that like a man!
#9 - gabrielnigro (11/07/2012) [-]
so a married couple that can't afford birth control and don't want children shouldn't have sex? yea that makes sense. people who are married are totally going to remain celibate.
#6 - bokkos (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh you're referring to Freakonomics! That's cute. You are aware that Levitt is nothing but a fraud, playing on people's predetermined prejudices to ring a few pennies out of the masses?
Take a fucking university course before you open your whore mouth on things you do not understand.
God I sound like a cunt.
#159 - Nah I like it. Nice sized backyard. 80 acres. Its nice, becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Still Counts +1
User avatar #160 - simplelife (11/05/2012) [-]
Ah I gotcha, being close to everything yet not being in the mess. Sounds like Bayonne in a way. Not exactly the city but not exactly a small town and in between everything lol. That's a pretty huge backyard though, must be awesome.
#128 - Ah, Im south. On the border of "Pretty Much Alabama"…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Still Counts +1
User avatar #158 - simplelife (11/04/2012) [-]
Lol sounds like you're not a fan of south jersey. Although I'm, for the most part, a city boy, it sounds like it could be quite nice and peaceful down there.
User avatar #159 - sapphireblossom (11/05/2012) [-]
Nah I like it. Nice sized backyard. 80 acres. Its nice, because wedged inbetween a bunch of small towns and only minutes away from big ones Like Glassboro and Vineland. All in all a pretty good place to live haha
User avatar #160 - simplelife (11/05/2012) [-]
Ah I gotcha, being close to everything yet not being in the mess. Sounds like Bayonne in a way. Not exactly the city but not exactly a small town and in between everything lol. That's a pretty huge backyard though, must be awesome.
#1323712 - Creative Display. Will thumb 11/04/2012 on Play items 0
#106 - Happy Birthday... And Jersey? North or South (or Central which…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Still Counts +1
User avatar #110 - simplelife (11/04/2012) [-]
And a happy birthday to you too. I live up in North jersey, in Bayonne. Lol @ the central jersey thing xD
User avatar #128 - sapphireblossom (11/04/2012) [-]
Ah, Im south. On the border of "Pretty Much Alabama" and "Farms and Army Bases"
User avatar #158 - simplelife (11/04/2012) [-]
Lol sounds like you're not a fan of south jersey. Although I'm, for the most part, a city boy, it sounds like it could be quite nice and peaceful down there.
User avatar #159 - sapphireblossom (11/05/2012) [-]
Nah I like it. Nice sized backyard. 80 acres. Its nice, because wedged inbetween a bunch of small towns and only minutes away from big ones Like Glassboro and Vineland. All in all a pretty good place to live haha
User avatar #160 - simplelife (11/05/2012) [-]
Ah I gotcha, being close to everything yet not being in the mess. Sounds like Bayonne in a way. Not exactly the city but not exactly a small town and in between everything lol. That's a pretty huge backyard though, must be awesome.
#104 - Why thankyou! 11/04/2012 on Still Counts 0

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#1 - brony (03/06/2012) [-]
mmm comment virginity...

Incidentally, do you happen to live in England?
User avatar #3 to #6 - sapphireblossom (03/06/2012) [-]
No, Sorry. I was just about to update that actually.
User avatar #2 to #6 - brony (03/06/2012) [-]
number 6?!

feh, so no comment virginity for me this time.
User avatar #4 to #7 - sapphireblossom (03/06/2012) [-]
haha sorry, I sorta took my own virginity testing something...
oh gawd that sounds strange
#5 to #9 - gavinchase (03/06/2012) [-]
That's called masturbation my friend, Brony does in fact have your comment virginity, has you have mine.
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