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|Date Signed Up:||2/07/2012|
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#35 - boothead (03/26/2013) [-]
In all honesty I hold DJ 4DM1N in great respect and I find his sense of humor somewhat off and cruel but when sit back and read it's funny... DJ 4DM1N to me is like the guy that's been here forever... Sometimes I wish I knew who he really was because for some reason I hold in such high respect that if I did meet him IRl I wouldn't say a word for its what he wishes to do is remain Anonymous... Funnyjunk can be cruel to DJ 4DM1N even if we are joking and sometimes I think it gets to him you know? He outputs the oldest image sharing website still running, a center for rage comics and a place where we just poke eachother all day... Only for the community he brought together to spit on him... I think that's why he stayed off of Funnyjunk for a while, because he felt like a father to us, his children, and we just spat on him... I think that's why when I told him even if he was gay, even he had AIDs, even if he was a betafag who did nothing but cry all day, that I respect him as a person, he gave me that sword...
#76 - mrstalin (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, this DJ 4DM1N isn't the same one as the one before the Oatmeal incident. That DJ 4DM1N was Bryan Durel, and lives in NYC. I couldn't find a picture of him, but he is the original owner. I believe this DJ 4DM1N to be the man/woman he sold FunnyJunk, LLC to. That, or our glorious leader fulled a fast one on us and the entire internet.
#80 - boothead (03/26/2013) [-]
Actually it's been so cleverly thought of that nobody would actually know if 'Bryan Durel' was even his real name, in fact, when the website was signed off to somebody else I noticed no change in DJ 4DM1Ns minecraft server involvment and every post has been typed and worded the same as long as I can remember, typing is like hand-writing, nobody types the exact same way as someone else and even of you try to change it you're going to go back to the way you started, me for example I put a lot of puncuation in my sentences and tend to not care what words I spell wrong but I have to type in prefect grammar or I get really tingly inside, if you could actually match up the way he types his words from before the hand off to after I would assume that puncuation spacing and grammar would be the same as well with other small ques such as accent, how carefully worded, and even the humor base of most jokes... I am lazy and do not feel like finding these old messages comments and posts from before but in fact I will look at and compare if screenshots can be emailed to, I am interested in doing this because I am a no life betafag... My personal/idiot email is firstname.lastname@example.org spam if you feel neccasary but if I see an email that pretains to my interest ill read it... I also like furries....
#208 - ilovehitler (03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, there was.
I can't quite remember his name, but it was like the designer or the developer or some shit like that, who turned out to be just DJ 4DM1N pretending to be someone else.
When we get tired of DJ 4DM1N, he becomes someone else for us.
DJ 4DM1N is love
DJ 4DM1N is life
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#20 - immortalfear (11/07/2012) [-]
TLDR- there's more then one reason to be on the pill.
#7 - bokkos (11/07/2012) [-]
Long live cream pies.
#14 - Cloudxhigh (11/07/2012) [-]
I think what Sapphire was trying to say was to refrain from having sex until you can deal with the consequences. Sex is nice, but if you can't afford to practice safe sex where it is needed, then the consequences should be understood.
If you can't contain yourself with your partner and you have no protection around, then at least have the decency to pull out well before you blow your load.
Should said man blow his load into a lady, then he should fully understand the consequences of what may happen. The problem is people are having rambunctious sex without caring about the aftermath. People that will go through with abortions and what not (i'm talking about killing an actual human being, not a body that simply has parts) just don't care about the consequences. They want to have sex, and if someone gets pregnant, then so be it. "I'll just deny a possible chance for something to have a life because i didn't want to stop him from cumming in me, and i wasn't prepared to deal with the possible consequences."
I'm pretty sure that's what sapphire was trying to say.
#5 - John Cena (11/07/2012) [-]
Not having sex is easy, just don't do it. If you do wear a condom.
As a side note Planned Parenthood was started by a racist to kill off the blacks.
#6 - bokkos (11/07/2012) [-]
Take a fucking university course before you open your whore mouth on things you do not understand.
God I sound like a cunt.
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