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    Moon Gusta Moon Gusta
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    Next time on the Maury Show... Next time on the Maury Show...
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    Because Nigs Because Nigs
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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    Queen not King Queen not King
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    MURICA MURICA
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    Et wants some WHITE CASTLE Et wants some WHITE CASTLE
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    Camel up a hill Camel up a hill
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    LOLWUT LOLWUT
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    Funny black man Funny black man
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    Dat Fox Dat Fox
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    Fuck the Police Fuck the Police
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    Mean while in Japan... Mean while in Japan...
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    Epic Catch Epic Catch
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    Trying to leave the Internet Trying to leave the Internet
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    WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME IS IT?
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#49 - Picture 02/18/2014 on He changes forms, so beast... +1
#226 - Picture 11/28/2013 on Gay 3 +1
#71 - Kill La Killa! Great anime hehe. 11/18/2013 on The Dorse +4
#110 - Good man! Might be expensive but it saves lives! …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on #rekt +2
User avatar #217 - asked (11/18/2013) [-]
I only own a scooter, but is it OK if I just have a helmet? I don't want to waste my money on the expensive ass leather jackets & shit, so I just got a helmet along with it. I've only had it for a few weeks, but if I crash, is only the helmet going to be enough?
User avatar #247 - mattyjay (11/18/2013) [-]
Hell fucking no man!

Sure the helmet will save your head, but:

I am purchasing my first bike soon, just going to be a moped for commuting however imagine falling onto a concrete floor with nothing but your day clothes on. Your clothes will tear, it will put you out of school or work for a while, and will shred up your skin. My uncle, an avid motorcyclist was fucking stupid and got knocked off with no gear on at all. His face and whole side was mutilated, and his knee just made it through.

Also, I was in my buddys car a couple months ago, and a cunt in a Beemer knocked some motorcyclist off and he got off with nothing but a shock fortunately.

So yes. It is ALL necessary.
#109 - Neat! Full or slip on? What kind are yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on #rekt +2
User avatar #202 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
At first I was going to go with a slip on just for the sound but I decided to go with the full exhaust for the added performance. If you ever have the money go with a full on exhaust definitely worth it!!!
#102 - Very nice! Either I'm blind or can't find the exhaust…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2013 on #rekt +1
#201 - thegreenmann has deleted their comment.
#107 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
Duel under tail! Im going with the carbon fiber look on all the exposed metal
User avatar #109 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Neat!

Full or slip on?


What kind are you getting?
User avatar #202 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
At first I was going to go with a slip on just for the sound but I decided to go with the full exhaust for the added performance. If you ever have the money go with a full on exhaust definitely worth it!!!
#99 - Not sure if you know this,but just in-case you do not. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2013 on #rekt +8
User avatar #103 - swimmingprodigy (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh you dont have to tell me about gearing up; I bought full gear along with my first bike (Icon leather jacket, AGV Willow leather pants, cortech latigo rr boots, icon gloves, and bell vortex helmet) and I wear it religiously, ATGATT.
It actually saved my hide because just 3 weeks into owning my 250, I lowsided when I was turning and didnt see a patch of gravel. Tires slipped and bike slid off, me with it. Got up without a scratch thanks to leather pants
User avatar #110 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Good man!

Might be expensive but it saves lives!

Glad to hear you're alright.
User avatar #217 - asked (11/18/2013) [-]
I only own a scooter, but is it OK if I just have a helmet? I don't want to waste my money on the expensive ass leather jackets & shit, so I just got a helmet along with it. I've only had it for a few weeks, but if I crash, is only the helmet going to be enough?
User avatar #247 - mattyjay (11/18/2013) [-]
Hell fucking no man!

Sure the helmet will save your head, but:

I am purchasing my first bike soon, just going to be a moped for commuting however imagine falling onto a concrete floor with nothing but your day clothes on. Your clothes will tear, it will put you out of school or work for a while, and will shred up your skin. My uncle, an avid motorcyclist was fucking stupid and got knocked off with no gear on at all. His face and whole side was mutilated, and his knee just made it through.

Also, I was in my buddys car a couple months ago, and a cunt in a Beemer knocked some motorcyclist off and he got off with nothing but a shock fortunately.

So yes. It is ALL necessary.
#95 - My 2012 Zx6r. (Was riding home from dealership,hence …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on #rekt +1
User avatar #206 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
Judging by this pic (mountains in the background) it seem you have an awesome place to ride! I live right in Athens, GA and its only about and hour an a half away from the Blue Ridge mountains so it provides an amazing scenic route for Sunday rides.
#93 - Team Kawaki! My 2013 Zx6r(636)  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2013 on #rekt +2
#101 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
YES!! MY Zx6R BROTHERS!!!
User avatar #102 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Very nice!

Either I'm blind or can't find the exhaust haha.

Under tail or no exhaust?
#201 - thegreenmann has deleted their comment.
#107 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
Duel under tail! Im going with the carbon fiber look on all the exposed metal
User avatar #109 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
Neat!

Full or slip on?


What kind are you getting?
User avatar #202 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
At first I was going to go with a slip on just for the sound but I decided to go with the full exhaust for the added performance. If you ever have the money go with a full on exhaust definitely worth it!!!
#95 - santisimamuerte (11/18/2013) [-]
My 2012 Zx6r.

(Was riding home from dealership,hence the Squid)
User avatar #206 - thegreenmann (11/18/2013) [-]
Judging by this pic (mountains in the background) it seem you have an awesome place to ride! I live right in Athens, GA and its only about and hour an a half away from the Blue Ridge mountains so it provides an amazing scenic route for Sunday rides.
#57 - ******** Gamer indeed.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Hardcore gamer +8
User avatar #88 - gallusxxxreborn (11/10/2013) [-]
He's like All da bitches are belong to me. And my level 90 Druid
#82 - cosmicapprentice (11/10/2013) [-]

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