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    Would you allow him? Would you allow him?
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#27 - There is something in this world that people forget nowadays, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Stupid contractors(see desc.) -7
User avatar #31 - Ashtaroth (07/30/2014) [-]
Probably just assumed that the next project was to put a balcony on the second floor. It is a construction site, after all.
#10 - Now you can go to **** or repost some old content… 07/30/2014 on So I made a FJ account.... 0
#886 - Comment deleted 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#163 - But people are working together, why do you need communism for… 07/10/2014 on (untitled) -1
#5 - This presents pretty well that communism is just a cancer  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on It came from the SU +1
#14 - piripirinorse (07/10/2014) [-]
Except cancer isn't contagious, and that communism is a virus is exactly the fucking point of this comic.
#71 - No it would not work, in all recorded history communism wasn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #141 - bjornkrage (07/10/2014) [-]
"okay guys if we ALL work together, we can share everything equal. That means you at the top of the money and food distribution, and especially you, police and military force."

"but since we have the power, we can just force ordinary people to give us their food..."
User avatar #163 - sanguinius (07/10/2014) [-]
But people are working together, why do you need communism for that? Also it means that whatever you do you get the same "reward" for your work as someone who works harder or less than you, so it would be efficent to not work hard becouse you get the same shit for it (except for your leaders who get palaces, treasures, luxuries etc.). This is why it leads to stagnation in every matter. Also do you know how to control such system? Becouse what normal people would ever want to live in such shitty, inhuman system? No one would want to live in communist country, in the time of peace communist countires need thousends of soldiers just to guard borders to prevent escaping people. Also it leads to total beaurocracy (in every fuckin communism state ever, bureaucrats decide what to do in every motherfrickin case). It takes peoples freedom also (like no private belongings, but also what is more important, the pure communism require ABOLITION of the FAMILY, so you dont have wife, you have attached female to reproduce if you are ordered to, and she can be deattached any time, you also dont have children, becouse after their birth they are taken from you to be intoctrinated by bureaucracy machine, therefore you dont have also parents, you are rised by the system, you dont have anything that belongs to you). Also did you know that all communism used in real life was in fact its light version? I mentioned abolition of the family earlier but Marx also wanted to created "armies" of workers (you are a worker from your 9th birthday, so you dont have much time to learn, create something, just you know, to be human being). So to summ up: communism is the worst system people could have created, it stripes you from your humanity, dignity, your dreams, your very soul. It is a nightmare to live in the communist world, and you couldn't find a person who lived and then escaped that hell who would willingly get back to it. You, my friend, probably never had a contact with communism at all...
User avatar #135 - adrilazzaro (07/10/2014) [-]
again, its not the recipe, its the execution. Just because people are too naturally greedy doesnt mean communism is in theory the perfect ideology for a utopia
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#52 - Thank you guys! 07/10/2014 on Gotcha! 0
#63 - I laughed but it hurts a little.jpg 07/09/2014 on Jihad Barbie vs Qur'an Barbie 0
#11 - Can you tell me what origin have this guys face? Thanks …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Gotcha! 0
User avatar #52 - sanguinius (07/10/2014) [-]
Thank you guys!
User avatar #22 - hueman (07/10/2014) [-]
From some Chinese war drama, as far as I can tell
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User avatar #16 - mrmojito (01/21/2014) [-]
#15 - krasnogvardiech (01/21/2014) [-]
I stand ready to serve, sir!
#11 - europe (10/05/2013) [-]
Why would you thumb one comment of mine up, but thumb the other one down?
User avatar #12 to #11 - sanguinius (10/05/2013) [-]
By mistake
User avatar #13 to #12 - europe (10/05/2013) [-]
It's okay, bby
I forgive you
User avatar #14 to #13 - sanguinius (10/05/2013) [-]
Already unthumbed good sir!
User avatar #6 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Sir, I must ask you.
Do you have a steam account by the same name as your FJ, and do you frequently play Trouble In Terrorist Town?
User avatar #7 to #6 - sanguinius (12/17/2012) [-]
Not the same, but very similar (sanguinius9205). And i do not play Trouble In Terrorist Town, yet :). But can you tell me is it some interesting game? I have never heard of it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Ah, well I know a guy who magical fairy princesss a TTT server and he has the same name.
But yeah, it's actually a MOD for a garry's mod, you really only need counter strike: source and Garry's mod, among the many game types on Gmod, it's probably my favorite.

Lying, killing, getting people to kill eachother, blowing people up who trust you.
It's pretty damn awesome.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sanguinius (12/17/2012) [-]
Nice! I will certainly check it! :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Sweet, whenever you do, drop me a message on here and I'll join you in the slaughter.
#5 - Womens Study Major (12/13/2012) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°) I like cheese ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#4 - pinkiepiethecunt (11/27/2012) [-]
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#2 - memad (11/14/2012) [-]
MFW that's my school dining hall...   
Where did you get that picture of the people?
MFW that's my school dining hall...
Where did you get that picture of the people?
User avatar #3 to #2 - sanguinius (11/14/2012) [-]
My friend have sent me it, but he just probably found it on some site, and becouse we are from Europe there is no chance that he have made it personally :). But it make me laughed (love that cartoon as a child) so I decided to share it with FJ, that's the whole story :)
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