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Is it a sexual poke or a normal one?
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girl. and thanks i guess haha
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mildly disappointed... no homo
#5233 - well since everyone is doing it. lol first post in li… 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
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yeah, down to 106 now.
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excellent
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#114 - sanguinesolitude (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
Oh i am just tickled pink to have such an attractive visitor. I do declare, if i had known you were dropping by i would have tidied up the place.
Oh i am just tickled pink to have such an attractive visitor. I do declare, if i had known you were dropping by i would have tidied up the place.
User avatar #254 - folkflunky (03/28/2014) [-]
You haven't connected in 7 days. I can't live without you. I'm preparing the rope to hang myself. See ya' in Hell.
User avatar #255 to #254 - sanguinesolitude (04/18/2014) [-]
sorry bro i have mostly switched over to 4chan /fit/
pls dont dead
#252 - anonymous (01/10/2014) [-]
you're the biggest faggot known to human race
#253 to #252 - sanguinesolitude (01/10/2014) [-]
at least i'm number one at something
at least i'm number one at something
User avatar #248 - theflamingfire (12/31/2013) [-]
Is that your face?
User avatar #250 to #248 - sanguinesolitude (01/02/2014) [-]
why did you ask?
User avatar #251 to #250 - theflamingfire (01/02/2014) [-]
Idk I though it was a famous youtuber or something www.funnyjunk.com/Best+of+funnyjunk+2013+fixed/funny-pictures/4953839/ Plus your in my comic I fixed
User avatar #244 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
**mcderper rolls 90**
User avatar #241 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 50**
User avatar #240 - twi (12/23/2013) [-]
**twi rolls 33**
User avatar #245 to #240 - sanguinesolitude (12/23/2013) [-]
dafuq is going on?
User avatar #243 to #240 - twi (12/23/2013) [-]
**twi rolled user YourName **
User avatar #242 to #240 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
twi gets two
User avatar #239 - phanact (12/23/2013) [-]
**phanact rolls 08**
User avatar #238 - UnaOWNED (12/23/2013) [-]
**UnaOWNED rolls 74**
User avatar #237 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 59**
User avatar #236 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 45**
User avatar #235 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 15**
User avatar #213 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
If I asked you to thumb me down 20 times a day to help me reach Lvl -400, would you?
User avatar #214 to #213 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
yes, but then you unfriended me, so no
User avatar #215 to #214 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
My hand slipped.
User avatar #217 to #216 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
I added you, will you not accept?
User avatar #218 to #217 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
i've been burned before
User avatar #220 to #219 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
O.O dafuq?
User avatar #221 to #220 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
You read the entire thing in under a minute?
User avatar #222 to #221 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
i'm smarter than your average bear
User avatar #246 to #222 - Ottovan (12/25/2013) [-]
Orisic is a guy....

Not a girl.


Believe what you want. I'm just saying they've had it out for me for a long time now...
User avatar #247 to #246 - sanguinesolitude (12/28/2013) [-]
i dont really care. But seems you went a bit harsh either way. they seem to be rather desperate and clearly have some issues. Whether male or female I don't really care, if someone wants to play a chick online, i respect that decision.
User avatar #223 to #222 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
Ok. Well, I cut myself after that.
#224 to #223 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
why did you feed the troll? now i'm sad.

why did you feed the troll? now i'm sad.
User avatar #225 to #224 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
He managed to somehow guess my past, and I was trying to figure out how.
#226 to #225 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
couple things. 1 in 3 women have been sexually assaulted, so he had a 33.33% chance of being right even just randomly guessing. Internet dwelling females who are a little anti-social are often here because they have been hurt in the past, and so prefer to interact online. Thus in reality it is probably a higher percentage of girls you meet online who have been. (so far in my conversations with girls online, when such things have come up, its been nearly 80% that have been abused in some way.) The number one fear in most women is also sexual assault, and our society perpetuates a victim mentality, where the victim tends to partially blame them-self, this means that even if a woman hasn't been hurt, preying on this fear is a good place to start if you want them to feel awful. Once you have talked to a few women who have been abused, its also not terribly difficult to spot one. Most people feel sympathy when this becomes clear, but some people enjoy causing others pain.

In good trolling, and his was evil but pretty good quality, you kind of throw out a bunch of personal barbs and look for one to stick and provoke a reaction, kind of like cold reading. For example a troll could say "you're fat," to which you might respond defensively "i'm really not that fat" boom got one to go off on. If on the other hand you ignored it, or joked about it "yep, soooo fat" he would have given up. as to the specifics, he probably mentioned you being abused or something and you gave a defensive remark, which in trollspeak signifies a target has been hit. Cruel trolls (as opposed to those just joking or annoying people) are often very unhappy themselves, and often have their own history of abuse. By playing his game, you are enabling him to hurt you, which gives him a sick pleasure in being able to push pain onto another person.

I am sorry you were hurt, but i really don't have time to white knight like some faggot neckbeard. And thumbing down all your content is too much work. but if i see your comments i will thumb them down. Please don't cut yourself, you're only hurting yourself.
User avatar #227 to #226 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
But Ottovan isn't a known troll.
User avatar #228 to #227 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
so what did you do to piss him off?
User avatar #229 to #228 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
Called him fat.
User avatar #230 to #229 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
well he definitely overreacted, but let that be a lesson to you to be nicer to other people.

Also take some time to be nice to yourself.
User avatar #231 to #230 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
He told me that he's going to visit me so he can go out with me, he got my IP address somehow and my actual address. I told him I'm not interested, he's not my type and I like smaller guys (implying that he's fat).

Done deal. Famous OC comic maker goes crazy on my ass.
User avatar #232 to #231 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
ip searching your real address is pretty fucking creepy if you ask me. I take it you were sending him pics and vice versa?

I don't even know who he is to be honest.
User avatar #234 to #232 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
wait people actually thought you were that random girl picture from facebook? well I guess people believe what they hope for.

well that is certainly unfortunate. anyways, as much fun as talking to you about your problems with online jerks, unless you have something fun to discuss, this is kinda getting me down.
User avatar #233 to #232 - orrisic (12/18/2013) [-]
No, I never sent pics. But back then I did have a profile pic up (the one you saw before) and a few that were circulating. I was relativity popular based on the fact that I was a girl on FJ and guys here are really lonely. Ottovan was an OC comic maker who was pretty famous. Tonnes of subscribers.

When he was trolling me, he was getting thumbs up, a shit load of them. So you do know everyone was on his side.
User avatar #191 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
Hey <3
User avatar #195 to #192 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
not much been awhile so I though I'd stop by
#204 to #195 - sanguinesolitude (12/14/2013) [-]
i've missed you
i've missed you
User avatar #205 to #204 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
awwww that's really cute ^^

User avatar #190 - dinodinosaur (11/20/2013) [-]
Itemsfag here. I was wondering if i could have your FJ pints so that I can open up scrolls and buy new items. If you choose to, it wont affect your fj level. Thanks for reading bro
#191 to #190 - sanguinesolitude (11/21/2013) [-]
gtfo    
mfw everybody wants my items
gtfo
mfw everybody wants my items
User avatar #185 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
So you know Sparky, huh? Well, you can't be too bad.

Ima stalk you for a bit ;)
#186 to #185 - sanguinesolitude (11/18/2013) [-]
sparky is fun
sparky is fun
User avatar #187 to #186 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
I like him ^-^

Pretty cool guy fox.
User avatar #193 to #187 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
Glad you think so <3
#194 to #193 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #196 to #194 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
nigga das gay
User avatar #197 to #196 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
Okay, no. Sparky. You do not talk like that. <.<

I'd like to believe you're not given to being swept up in the cancerous lingo of this website.
User avatar #198 to #197 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
In all honestly I'd never say that. My roomate typed that.
#199 to #198 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
Ah, good. Don't scare me like that.
Ah, good. Don't scare me like that.
User avatar #200 to #199 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better I slapped him for typing that.
User avatar #201 to #200 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
awww, that's not very nice. Now you two kiss and make up. ;)
User avatar #202 to #201 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
we'll do tha tlater ;3
#203 to #202 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
Good. :3
Good. :3
User avatar #206 to #203 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
kiss and make up and yifff each other for a few hours good time <3
User avatar #207 to #206 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
I'd expect nothing less from The Great Sparky. ;]
#208 to #207 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/14/2013) [-]
it will look something like this
User avatar #209 to #208 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
Oh you~
#188 to #187 - sanguinesolitude (11/18/2013) [-]
so whats up with you?
so whats up with you?
User avatar #189 to #188 - gtobirilsrelbxw **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
Stakling you, that's what's up.
User avatar #119 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #120 to #119 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
? who you is?
#159 to #120 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
*error. this PC hates you.*
nice try, casual.
#160 to #159 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
does this look like the face of mercy to you?
#121 to #120 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
i'm megpoidgumibear, and you?
SARCASM.
#141 to #121 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
but like... from the plot i read its just like 5 kids in a school classroom...
but like... from the plot i read its just like 5 kids in a school classroom...
#143 to #142 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
it sounds boring. also pls post other pictures. I hate her face.
it sounds boring. also pls post other pictures. I hate her face.
#145 to #144 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
better. tell me why you like it. what is the story. Feel free to use spoilers, i doubt i will watch it. (unless we fall in love, get married, and you want me to watch it)
better. tell me why you like it. what is the story. Feel free to use spoilers, i doubt i will watch it. (unless we fall in love, get married, and you want me to watch it)
#146 to #145 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
ugh...
i can't explain, but it's fun. you'll get catched in and in the beginning it's like... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?
but from episode 3 it begins to become something and it's awesome from then.
please watch it.
#147 to #146 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
does it have people killing eachother? most anime i watch is violent. Oh hey this looks almost like the same girl !
does it have people killing eachother? most anime i watch is violent. Oh hey this looks almost like the same girl !
User avatar #165 to #147 - johrny (11/14/2013) [-]
Is that elfenlied?
#166 to #165 - sanguinesolitude (11/14/2013) [-]
of course
of course
User avatar #167 to #166 - johrny (11/14/2013) [-]
Love that anime
#148 to #147 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
no.
and this is from Elfen Lied.
#150 to #149 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
i'm trying to be nice here!
i'm trying to be nice here!
#151 to #150 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
lies. you havent explained anything.   
   
I dont know if boy or girl   
I dont know what happens in your anime   
and you are just recycling images   
T.T y u do dis
lies. you havent explained anything.

I dont know if boy or girl
I dont know what happens in your anime
and you are just recycling images
T.T y u do dis
User avatar #152 to #151 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
recycling? bitch i have 1GB OF MEGUMI AND ANOTHER WHOPPING 1.4GB OF REACTION IMAGES

STFU CASUAL
#153 to #152 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
but what is the use of that if you keep using the same ones? I only have 5gb of reactions and no megumi
but what is the use of that if you keep using the same ones? I only have 5gb of reactions and no megumi
#154 to #153 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
they aren't suitable for shit chat, dummy.
like this one
#156 to #155 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
hm. i am going to friend you. you seem fun, if mildly frustrating.
hm. i am going to friend you. you seem fun, if mildly frustrating.
#157 to #156 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
oh for fuck's sake...
okay then. only for this time.
#158 to #157 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
hooray
hooray
#122 to #121 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
why are you on my profile?
why are you on my profile?
#123 to #122 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
why are you in my house? tidy it up!
#124 to #123 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
so do you want to talk, or are you just here to post that picture?
so do you want to talk, or are you just here to post that picture?
#125 to #124 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
to talk

buti 'll use this picture only. because i love it. the gold in a silvermine.
#126 to #125 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
i am bored of the noseless anime girl. and so i bid you good day.
i am bored of the noseless anime girl. and so i bid you good day.
#128 to #126 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
i made it HD...   
you proud of me?
i made it HD...
you proud of me?
#129 to #128 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
so proud!
so proud!
User avatar #130 to #129 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]

i actually did it for you
#131 to #130 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
oh fine, i like you now.
oh fine, i like you now.
#133 to #132 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
you seem to enjoy anime
you seem to enjoy anime
#134 to #133 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
i watch it too
i watched 582 animes so far
so...
#135 to #134 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
&lt; my favorite
< my favorite
#136 to #135 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
oh.
mine's GJ-bu
the anime that the pink-haired girl comes from.
#137 to #136 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
so is that just about kids who like hang out together?
#139 to #138 - sanguinesolitude (10/26/2013) [-]
sounds... kinda dull.
sounds... kinda dull.
#140 to #139 - megpoidgumibear (10/26/2013) [-]
you.
will.
die.
User avatar #115 - kanatana (10/12/2013) [-]
Sorry to bug ya if people keep asking you, but are you planning on doing anything with your FJ points? If not, is there any way I could get them/some off of you? I'm planning on getting back into the items game, and I would like a leg up to get some head of steam.
User avatar #116 to #115 - sanguinesolitude (10/12/2013) [-]
i am not planning anything but i think i will keep them for awhile. thank you for your interest
User avatar #117 to #116 - kanatana (10/12/2013) [-]
It's cool. Thanks for at least replying.
#118 to #117 - sanguinesolitude (10/12/2013) [-]
have a cute gif instead instead
have a cute gif instead instead
User avatar #76 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
its much simpler to talk this way than though that shitty FJ chat.
#97 to #76 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
sadness. You should stop breaking it so much maybe.
sadness. You should stop breaking it so much maybe.
#99 to #98 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
good, that would be silly
good, that would be silly
#100 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
its pretty fucking horrible.
#101 to #100 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
you should get it fixed. otherwise you might get a deformed foot and aint nobody want dat shit.
you should get it fixed. otherwise you might get a deformed foot and aint nobody want dat shit.
User avatar #102 to #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
you mean just like my thumb....
#103 to #102 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
whats wrong with your thumb?
whats wrong with your thumb?
#104 to #103 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
I broke it a long time ago never got it fixed right now it's all fueck up .
I broke it a long time ago never got it fixed right now it's all fueck up .
#77 to #76 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
well hi
well hi
#79 to #78 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
so whats happening
so whats happening
#80 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
Not much
Not much
#81 to #80 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
anything new or exciting with you?
anything new or exciting with you?
#82 to #81 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
well I re-re-re-re-re broke my foot.
#83 to #82 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
You hurt your paw? how? also. how-how-how-how for the first 4 times.
#84 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
Way back in January I broke it and I just keep re-fucking it up.
Way back in January I broke it and I just keep re-fucking it up.
#85 to #84 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
yes... but how did you do it. were you roughhousing?
yes... but how did you do it. were you roughhousing?
#86 to #85 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
I tripped walking home form work last night.
I tripped walking home form work last night.
#87 to #86 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
do you have a cast or anything to protect your footsies?
do you have a cast or anything to protect your footsies?
#89 to #88 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
well there's your problem.
well there's your problem.
User avatar #90 to #89 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
if I get a cast or anything people willl know it's fucked up then I can't work.
#91 to #90 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
where do you work again? as a stripper? why else would a broken foot prevent you working?
User avatar #92 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
in a home depot.
#93 to #92 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
hm thats a funny name for a strip club. Why wont they let you work with a broken foot?
hm thats a funny name for a strip club. Why wont they let you work with a broken foot?
User avatar #94 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
its dangerous
User avatar #95 to #94 - sanguinesolitude (09/04/2013) [-]
Random Fox's Head Stuck In Jar! Fox Rescue :3

i guess it could be. But they just stop people from working without pay when they are injured? that seems questionably legal.
User avatar #96 to #95 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/04/2013) [-]
The injure wasn't work related but work while hurt could cuz worse injures so if they knew I couldn't work.
User avatar #48 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
well well well
looky here

here's a guy who hasn't been commenting quite a lot lately.
Explain yourself.
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