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#165 - Except it is. HURR VIKINGS INVENTED THE WORD SAILING… 5 hours ago on TDI 0
#158 - I literally do.  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on TDI 0
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#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
#152 - HUURRR HE ADMITTED IT THAT MEANS I WAS SMART HAHA. Yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on TDI 0
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#157 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
but you literally don't.
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#158 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I literally do.
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#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
#149 - I find it mildly amusing. Mostly because he is so easy to prov…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on TDI 0
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#164 - jaggsauce (5 hours ago) [-]
if you think my argument is based solely on ancestry you're fucking stupid mate.
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#165 - sandmansniper (5 hours ago) [-]
Except it is.

HURR VIKINGS INVENTED THE WORD SAILING, I WOULD KNOW

HURR VIKINGS WERE THE FIRST TO SAIL AT SEA ALL THE TIME HURR I WOULD KNOW, I CAME FROM ONE

HURR ITS CALLED SAILING BECAUSE I SAY SO, THE VIKINGS CALLED IT SAILING, AND I'M FROM A VIKING SO I KNOW.

Here's some quotes from today:
"i rarely complain about shit when it comes to my ancestry, and i don't expect a not-viking cunt like yourself to understand why i am offended."

"because the word "Sail" translates into "Sejl" in danish, and its literally a word YOU adopted from MY language, you piece of shit american."

Your ENTIRE argument has been: "It's sail because I said so because I come from vikings". You have not given a SINGLE person any proof, documentation, or fact. You don't even claim any expertise in the subject besides that you argue about it like sailing is the all mighty king of arts. You cunt.
#146 - You only Sail a Sailboat.  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on TDI 0
#148 - inverseiconoclasm (6 hours ago) [-]
Well this could be a sailboat.

Also, am I the only one who things it's hilarious that we have a 30 comment thread arguing over whether you drive, pilot or sail a boat?
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#149 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I find it mildly amusing. Mostly because he is so easy to prove wrong, but insists he isn't because of ancestry.

Meanwhile I also got an opportunity to prove American's aren't as stupid as everyone thinks.

Good day.

Also, fair enough, it was not specified.
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#164 - jaggsauce (5 hours ago) [-]
if you think my argument is based solely on ancestry you're fucking stupid mate.
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#165 - sandmansniper (5 hours ago) [-]
Except it is.

HURR VIKINGS INVENTED THE WORD SAILING, I WOULD KNOW

HURR VIKINGS WERE THE FIRST TO SAIL AT SEA ALL THE TIME HURR I WOULD KNOW, I CAME FROM ONE

HURR ITS CALLED SAILING BECAUSE I SAY SO, THE VIKINGS CALLED IT SAILING, AND I'M FROM A VIKING SO I KNOW.

Here's some quotes from today:
"i rarely complain about shit when it comes to my ancestry, and i don't expect a not-viking cunt like yourself to understand why i am offended."

"because the word "Sail" translates into "Sejl" in danish, and its literally a word YOU adopted from MY language, you piece of shit american."

Your ENTIRE argument has been: "It's sail because I said so because I come from vikings". You have not given a SINGLE person any proof, documentation, or fact. You don't even claim any expertise in the subject besides that you argue about it like sailing is the all mighty king of arts. You cunt.
#144 - Ok, let me help you out. You SAIL a sailboat. A boat,…  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on TDI -1
#151 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
nice to see another american admit that every single system of measurement you have is fucking retarded.

now do us a favor and do the same when it comes to seafare (which apparently is not even a word in the american/english fucking dictionary... like wow, you guys must have really hated the heathens who came to take your gold and maids, since the fucking word doesn't even officially exist.... speaking of not appreciating seafare and the art of sailing, like my original comment stated, thanks for fucking confirming it)
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#152 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
HUURRR HE ADMITTED IT THAT MEANS I WAS SMART HAHA.

You fucking baboon, i just said that we use metric.
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#157 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
but you literally don't.
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#158 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I literally do.
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#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
#135 - I didn't say we were invincible, I didn't say we would last fo…  [+] (7 new replies) 6 hours ago on TDI 0
#138 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
not educated enough to know the difference between sailing and driving, apparently.
so how am i suppose to feel like you rekt me just now?... i mean for fucks sake look at this picture and tell me America isn't the country who's fucked up in literally ALL regards.
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#144 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
Ok, let me help you out.

You SAIL a sailboat. A boat, that has sails.
You DRIVE, OPERATE, STEER, or HELM, a motorized boat.
You ROW a rowboat, as in one with oars.

It is so fucking basic you complete retard. While drive is not a completely correct word, it is still a word used to describe operation of a motorized boat, so it is now a common use, and is therefore, perfectly fine. Go pick up a novel that includes boating, and it will probably say that they drove the boat.

Now, since you want to bring my attention to the system of measurement, here we go. I, as an educated American, use the metric system. I am a biologist, and use it all the time during work and when I make wooden doo-dads at home. America did try to switch to using metric as the standard system, but because of the already established constructs using Imperial, it was not easy to simply re-measure or convert all the blueprints, plans and estimates over. Not to mention the time when we tried to switch was during a time of poverty, when fewer people could become educated about it. Contrary to popular belief, the metric system is TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, regardless if people remember it or not, but you wouldn't know that because the only thing you know about America is what other people tell you because you're an idiot that can't think for himself.

Is metric superior to imperial, yes. Are we going to change? No. Do we need to change? No. Is there a communication issue between America and other metric countries? No, because jobs where that is relevant use metric as a standard, but again, you wouldn't know that, would you?

TL;DR: you're a stupid fuck that has to be spoonfed and doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about boat or America.
#151 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
nice to see another american admit that every single system of measurement you have is fucking retarded.

now do us a favor and do the same when it comes to seafare (which apparently is not even a word in the american/english fucking dictionary... like wow, you guys must have really hated the heathens who came to take your gold and maids, since the fucking word doesn't even officially exist.... speaking of not appreciating seafare and the art of sailing, like my original comment stated, thanks for fucking confirming it)
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#152 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
HUURRR HE ADMITTED IT THAT MEANS I WAS SMART HAHA.

You fucking baboon, i just said that we use metric.
User avatar
#157 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
but you literally don't.
User avatar
#158 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I literally do.
User avatar
#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
#121 - Did I say there was?  [+] (9 new replies) 7 hours ago on TDI 0
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#126 - jaggsauce (7 hours ago) [-]
Not exactly, but its a vibe i get from every single fucking Americunt in existence... they all think their pretend paradise (which is actually not paradise at all) will last forever, and never even be in the league of contest from foreign nations..

if you think you are immortal, and will last even another 100 years, you're gravely mistaken... your country hasn't even existed for 300 years (in comparison my own is at least 11 CENTURIES old (that's 1100 years)) and its like every single fucking person you breed over there thinks America is invincible..
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#135 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say we were invincible, I didn't say we would last forever. I don't think we will last forever, no country does. You are literally trying to find your OWN reason to hate Americans, and as such hate me, for pointing out how dumb you look.

You only get that vibe because you've been told to get that vibe. If you want me to do the same, then I'm getting the vibe that you're an uneducated racist rapist that thinks he is so special because of a boat.

Paradise to one person is not paradise to another. I feel like I live in paradise because I'm not starving, I'm educated, and I have friends. Your life must be pretty pathetic.

I went back and looked at your history on here, and it is pretty obvious that you are either
A. A stupid troll, or
B. a racist fucktard that thinks he is significant in anyway, shape or form.
#138 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
not educated enough to know the difference between sailing and driving, apparently.
so how am i suppose to feel like you rekt me just now?... i mean for fucks sake look at this picture and tell me America isn't the country who's fucked up in literally ALL regards.
User avatar
#144 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
Ok, let me help you out.

You SAIL a sailboat. A boat, that has sails.
You DRIVE, OPERATE, STEER, or HELM, a motorized boat.
You ROW a rowboat, as in one with oars.

It is so fucking basic you complete retard. While drive is not a completely correct word, it is still a word used to describe operation of a motorized boat, so it is now a common use, and is therefore, perfectly fine. Go pick up a novel that includes boating, and it will probably say that they drove the boat.

Now, since you want to bring my attention to the system of measurement, here we go. I, as an educated American, use the metric system. I am a biologist, and use it all the time during work and when I make wooden doo-dads at home. America did try to switch to using metric as the standard system, but because of the already established constructs using Imperial, it was not easy to simply re-measure or convert all the blueprints, plans and estimates over. Not to mention the time when we tried to switch was during a time of poverty, when fewer people could become educated about it. Contrary to popular belief, the metric system is TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, regardless if people remember it or not, but you wouldn't know that because the only thing you know about America is what other people tell you because you're an idiot that can't think for himself.

Is metric superior to imperial, yes. Are we going to change? No. Do we need to change? No. Is there a communication issue between America and other metric countries? No, because jobs where that is relevant use metric as a standard, but again, you wouldn't know that, would you?

TL;DR: you're a stupid fuck that has to be spoonfed and doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about boat or America.
#151 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
nice to see another american admit that every single system of measurement you have is fucking retarded.

now do us a favor and do the same when it comes to seafare (which apparently is not even a word in the american/english fucking dictionary... like wow, you guys must have really hated the heathens who came to take your gold and maids, since the fucking word doesn't even officially exist.... speaking of not appreciating seafare and the art of sailing, like my original comment stated, thanks for fucking confirming it)
User avatar
#152 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
HUURRR HE ADMITTED IT THAT MEANS I WAS SMART HAHA.

You fucking baboon, i just said that we use metric.
User avatar
#157 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
but you literally don't.
User avatar
#158 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I literally do.
User avatar
#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
#117 - They all end that way one way or another.  [+] (11 new replies) 7 hours ago on TDI 0
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#120 - jaggsauce (7 hours ago) [-]
yeah, and do you think there are any exceptions? because then you've done goofed.
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#121 - sandmansniper (7 hours ago) [-]
Did I say there was?
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#126 - jaggsauce (7 hours ago) [-]
Not exactly, but its a vibe i get from every single fucking Americunt in existence... they all think their pretend paradise (which is actually not paradise at all) will last forever, and never even be in the league of contest from foreign nations..

if you think you are immortal, and will last even another 100 years, you're gravely mistaken... your country hasn't even existed for 300 years (in comparison my own is at least 11 CENTURIES old (that's 1100 years)) and its like every single fucking person you breed over there thinks America is invincible..
User avatar
#135 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say we were invincible, I didn't say we would last forever. I don't think we will last forever, no country does. You are literally trying to find your OWN reason to hate Americans, and as such hate me, for pointing out how dumb you look.

You only get that vibe because you've been told to get that vibe. If you want me to do the same, then I'm getting the vibe that you're an uneducated racist rapist that thinks he is so special because of a boat.

Paradise to one person is not paradise to another. I feel like I live in paradise because I'm not starving, I'm educated, and I have friends. Your life must be pretty pathetic.

I went back and looked at your history on here, and it is pretty obvious that you are either
A. A stupid troll, or
B. a racist fucktard that thinks he is significant in anyway, shape or form.
#138 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
not educated enough to know the difference between sailing and driving, apparently.
so how am i suppose to feel like you rekt me just now?... i mean for fucks sake look at this picture and tell me America isn't the country who's fucked up in literally ALL regards.
User avatar
#144 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
Ok, let me help you out.

You SAIL a sailboat. A boat, that has sails.
You DRIVE, OPERATE, STEER, or HELM, a motorized boat.
You ROW a rowboat, as in one with oars.

It is so fucking basic you complete retard. While drive is not a completely correct word, it is still a word used to describe operation of a motorized boat, so it is now a common use, and is therefore, perfectly fine. Go pick up a novel that includes boating, and it will probably say that they drove the boat.

Now, since you want to bring my attention to the system of measurement, here we go. I, as an educated American, use the metric system. I am a biologist, and use it all the time during work and when I make wooden doo-dads at home. America did try to switch to using metric as the standard system, but because of the already established constructs using Imperial, it was not easy to simply re-measure or convert all the blueprints, plans and estimates over. Not to mention the time when we tried to switch was during a time of poverty, when fewer people could become educated about it. Contrary to popular belief, the metric system is TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, regardless if people remember it or not, but you wouldn't know that because the only thing you know about America is what other people tell you because you're an idiot that can't think for himself.

Is metric superior to imperial, yes. Are we going to change? No. Do we need to change? No. Is there a communication issue between America and other metric countries? No, because jobs where that is relevant use metric as a standard, but again, you wouldn't know that, would you?

TL;DR: you're a stupid fuck that has to be spoonfed and doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about boat or America.
#151 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
nice to see another american admit that every single system of measurement you have is fucking retarded.

now do us a favor and do the same when it comes to seafare (which apparently is not even a word in the american/english fucking dictionary... like wow, you guys must have really hated the heathens who came to take your gold and maids, since the fucking word doesn't even officially exist.... speaking of not appreciating seafare and the art of sailing, like my original comment stated, thanks for fucking confirming it)
User avatar
#152 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
HUURRR HE ADMITTED IT THAT MEANS I WAS SMART HAHA.

You fucking baboon, i just said that we use metric.
User avatar
#157 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
but you literally don't.
User avatar
#158 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I literally do.
User avatar
#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
#114 - You're not even worth arguing with. You're a complete retard. …  [+] (13 new replies) 7 hours ago on TDI +1
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#116 - jaggsauce (7 hours ago) [-]
Rome was a global super power.
The Mongols were once a global super power.
England/Great Britain was once a global super power.
Nazi Germany was once a global super power.
my very own COUNTRY was once a global super power.

look at them all now.... look at them...
who do you think is next??? if you guessed "russia" or "china" you're very much incorrect.
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#117 - sandmansniper (7 hours ago) [-]
They all end that way one way or another.
User avatar
#120 - jaggsauce (7 hours ago) [-]
yeah, and do you think there are any exceptions? because then you've done goofed.
User avatar
#121 - sandmansniper (7 hours ago) [-]
Did I say there was?
User avatar
#126 - jaggsauce (7 hours ago) [-]
Not exactly, but its a vibe i get from every single fucking Americunt in existence... they all think their pretend paradise (which is actually not paradise at all) will last forever, and never even be in the league of contest from foreign nations..

if you think you are immortal, and will last even another 100 years, you're gravely mistaken... your country hasn't even existed for 300 years (in comparison my own is at least 11 CENTURIES old (that's 1100 years)) and its like every single fucking person you breed over there thinks America is invincible..
User avatar
#135 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say we were invincible, I didn't say we would last forever. I don't think we will last forever, no country does. You are literally trying to find your OWN reason to hate Americans, and as such hate me, for pointing out how dumb you look.

You only get that vibe because you've been told to get that vibe. If you want me to do the same, then I'm getting the vibe that you're an uneducated racist rapist that thinks he is so special because of a boat.

Paradise to one person is not paradise to another. I feel like I live in paradise because I'm not starving, I'm educated, and I have friends. Your life must be pretty pathetic.

I went back and looked at your history on here, and it is pretty obvious that you are either
A. A stupid troll, or
B. a racist fucktard that thinks he is significant in anyway, shape or form.
#138 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
not educated enough to know the difference between sailing and driving, apparently.
so how am i suppose to feel like you rekt me just now?... i mean for fucks sake look at this picture and tell me America isn't the country who's fucked up in literally ALL regards.
User avatar
#144 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
Ok, let me help you out.

You SAIL a sailboat. A boat, that has sails.
You DRIVE, OPERATE, STEER, or HELM, a motorized boat.
You ROW a rowboat, as in one with oars.

It is so fucking basic you complete retard. While drive is not a completely correct word, it is still a word used to describe operation of a motorized boat, so it is now a common use, and is therefore, perfectly fine. Go pick up a novel that includes boating, and it will probably say that they drove the boat.

Now, since you want to bring my attention to the system of measurement, here we go. I, as an educated American, use the metric system. I am a biologist, and use it all the time during work and when I make wooden doo-dads at home. America did try to switch to using metric as the standard system, but because of the already established constructs using Imperial, it was not easy to simply re-measure or convert all the blueprints, plans and estimates over. Not to mention the time when we tried to switch was during a time of poverty, when fewer people could become educated about it. Contrary to popular belief, the metric system is TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, regardless if people remember it or not, but you wouldn't know that because the only thing you know about America is what other people tell you because you're an idiot that can't think for himself.

Is metric superior to imperial, yes. Are we going to change? No. Do we need to change? No. Is there a communication issue between America and other metric countries? No, because jobs where that is relevant use metric as a standard, but again, you wouldn't know that, would you?

TL;DR: you're a stupid fuck that has to be spoonfed and doesn't ACTUALLY know anything about boat or America.
#151 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
nice to see another american admit that every single system of measurement you have is fucking retarded.

now do us a favor and do the same when it comes to seafare (which apparently is not even a word in the american/english fucking dictionary... like wow, you guys must have really hated the heathens who came to take your gold and maids, since the fucking word doesn't even officially exist.... speaking of not appreciating seafare and the art of sailing, like my original comment stated, thanks for fucking confirming it)
User avatar
#152 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
HUURRR HE ADMITTED IT THAT MEANS I WAS SMART HAHA.

You fucking baboon, i just said that we use metric.
User avatar
#157 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
but you literally don't.
User avatar
#158 - sandmansniper (6 hours ago) [-]
I literally do.
User avatar
#160 - jaggsauce (6 hours ago) [-]
your country doesn't.
i don't give a single shit about you as an individual.
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