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#93 - We were in a long distance relationship and both 18 with not m… 08/24/2015 on Age & S*x 0
#26 - If your girlfriend is A-grade material, then this is true …  [+] (20 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Age & S*x -38
User avatar #67 - platinumaltaria (08/24/2015) [-]
That's not healthy, and possibly she's mentally ill...
User avatar #51 - milkyhammer (08/24/2015) [-]
too bad yours isnt
User avatar #52 - milkyhammer (08/24/2015) [-]
shit didnt read the spoiler
#54 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
#53 - milkyhammer (08/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #46 - cubanwhiteman (08/24/2015) [-]
Or if you're both horny 18 year olds with nothing better to do all day, yeah, then fucking each other for hours on end isn't too shocking.
Unless you just met or something, then props.
User avatar #93 - sandeberg (08/24/2015) [-]
We were in a long distance relationship and both 18 with not much to do, so yeah, it isn't too shocking.
User avatar #63 - gabsmatags (08/24/2015) [-]
For real? There are seriously people who have that much sex in a day? Shit, I can't even do twice in the same 24 hour cycle because it'll hurt too much.
User avatar #94 - cubanwhiteman (08/24/2015) [-]
Drink more water.
User avatar #96 - gabsmatags (08/24/2015) [-]
Hydration makes vaginas less sore?
User avatar #97 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
Oh, that's what you meant.
User avatar #98 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
What else would I have meant?
User avatar #99 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
I thought you had a penis and you meant you ran out of cum.
User avatar #100 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
... guys can run out of cum? How does that hurt? I am so confused.
User avatar #101 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
I don't know the science behind it, but if you make a guy cum over and over, you'll see he has a lot less cum. I don't test how far it goes until I actually run out though.
User avatar #102 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
Huh. You learn something new every day. I remember my ex saying that the one time he tried to have as much sex as he could in one day it started to hurt a lot, but I just figured it was soreness and friction.
User avatar #103 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
I mean it doesn't not get sore, but the biggest thing personally is just running low on 'love nectar'
User avatar #104 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
So what does that feel like? Feel welcome to ignore me if this is getting weird, but I'm extremely curious now. Is it like stomach pains when you haven't eaten?
User avatar #105 - cubanwhiteman (08/25/2015) [-]
Explaining it to a girl is weird. The only time my balls have given me 'stomach pains' is when they get kicked REALLY hard. Imagine having seriously bad diarhea and being starving at the same time. That's what a really hard ball kick is like.
But I can't really figure how to explain the whole cumming too much thing, except it hurts in the testicles, and if you have too much sex, your penis does actually hurt from friction.
User avatar #106 - gabsmatags (08/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like the same kind of pain that I get when I have sex too much. Like the best I can do is maybe once at the beginning of the day and then again at the end of the day, but without plenty of time to recuperate, it feels sore and it stings a lot, almost like the skin is raw or something even though it's not.
#11 - I laughed more at this then I should have 08/21/2015 on (1) Funnyjunk - Funny... 0
#183 - Yeah, show us! 08/20/2015 on Minecraft In Real Life 0
#17 - That would not have ended well, although I really ******* … 08/04/2015 on pls respond 0
#53 - I ******* HOPE NO ONE BESIDES HER 08/04/2015 on Tasty +13
#14 - Damn, I was always so afraid of this happening, that she would…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2015 on pls respond +6
User avatar #27 - joppo (08/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #15 - thedippestofshits (08/04/2015) [-]
This can be easily prevented by the words "Ok, I know you're upset, but i really need some fucking sleep right now, so i'll talk to you in the morning"
User avatar #17 - sandeberg (08/04/2015) [-]
That would not have ended well, although I really fucking wanted, that would just lead to more trouble. I'll admit, she had the control in the relationship becuase of the bad actions I had done, she'd just bring it up almost every night for months in a row, I would just lie there for hours upon hours, apologize and try to calm her down, didn't feel good man
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#86 - Good on you man! I watched until season 3 some years ago, but … 07/12/2015 on Dany 0
#1243 - Thank you so much. It really means a lot, really. If I were to… 04/29/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
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