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#49 - And when you say "Hey, stop being a ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on this the cult? 0
User avatar #62 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
I kind of don't mind follows chalk, he doesn't believe any bullshit the rest of the dead horses do, did they all just decide to go make any old place taboo , "oh look a small shack that can barley fit two people in, lets waste out time putting hand pints all over it and telling everyone they can't go near it, that's sound productive".
#42 - And Waking Cloud, despite the fact she gives you more stealth,…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on this the cult? +1
User avatar #45 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
She has got to be the most useless companion in the fucking world, at least follows chalk knows how to fucking fight she just runs head on with the stupid bear fist, then immediately get mowed down by about 5 white legs with machine guns. I'm glad her family got killed.
User avatar #49 - samxdaxman (2 hours ago) [-]
And when you say "Hey, stop being a fucking retard and use some ranged weapons", she pulls out 5 spears. 5 fucking spears are gonna defeat the White Legs, until she uses them all and goes back to her stupid claw.

Y'know what, I don't think there's a single likable character besides Joshua Graham(Follows-Chalk is useful, but he's also kinda annoying as well), or at least that we know of.
User avatar #62 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
I kind of don't mind follows chalk, he doesn't believe any bullshit the rest of the dead horses do, did they all just decide to go make any old place taboo , "oh look a small shack that can barley fit two people in, lets waste out time putting hand pints all over it and telling everyone they can't go near it, that's sound productive".
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#39 - Exactly. Suck a dick Daniel, the Sorrows only like you because…  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on this the cult? 0
User avatar #40 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
They have fucking yao guai gauntlets for fucks sake, they can't make do with normal clubs or guns, no we're gonna use a heavy ass bear hand to scratch people with.
User avatar #42 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
And Waking Cloud, despite the fact she gives you more stealth, is a complete fuck up when it comes to stealth. I'll sit on a cliff above some White Legs and she'll be shouting "I TEENK YOU WOOD LAIK MAI CHEELDREN." and walk right in front of the White Legs.
User avatar #45 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
She has got to be the most useless companion in the fucking world, at least follows chalk knows how to fucking fight she just runs head on with the stupid bear fist, then immediately get mowed down by about 5 white legs with machine guns. I'm glad her family got killed.
User avatar #49 - samxdaxman (2 hours ago) [-]
And when you say "Hey, stop being a fucking retard and use some ranged weapons", she pulls out 5 spears. 5 fucking spears are gonna defeat the White Legs, until she uses them all and goes back to her stupid claw.

Y'know what, I don't think there's a single likable character besides Joshua Graham(Follows-Chalk is useful, but he's also kinda annoying as well), or at least that we know of.
User avatar #62 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
I kind of don't mind follows chalk, he doesn't believe any bullshit the rest of the dead horses do, did they all just decide to go make any old place taboo , "oh look a small shack that can barley fit two people in, lets waste out time putting hand pints all over it and telling everyone they can't go near it, that's sound productive".
#36 - ****** outfits for ****** people.  [+] (7 new replies) 3 hours ago on this the cult? 0
User avatar #37 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
Shitty people like Daniel
User avatar #39 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. Suck a dick Daniel, the Sorrows only like you because they're retarded and have no idea how to embrace technology.
User avatar #40 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
They have fucking yao guai gauntlets for fucks sake, they can't make do with normal clubs or guns, no we're gonna use a heavy ass bear hand to scratch people with.
User avatar #42 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
And Waking Cloud, despite the fact she gives you more stealth, is a complete fuck up when it comes to stealth. I'll sit on a cliff above some White Legs and she'll be shouting "I TEENK YOU WOOD LAIK MAI CHEELDREN." and walk right in front of the White Legs.
User avatar #45 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
She has got to be the most useless companion in the fucking world, at least follows chalk knows how to fucking fight she just runs head on with the stupid bear fist, then immediately get mowed down by about 5 white legs with machine guns. I'm glad her family got killed.
User avatar #49 - samxdaxman (2 hours ago) [-]
And when you say "Hey, stop being a fucking retard and use some ranged weapons", she pulls out 5 spears. 5 fucking spears are gonna defeat the White Legs, until she uses them all and goes back to her stupid claw.

Y'know what, I don't think there's a single likable character besides Joshua Graham(Follows-Chalk is useful, but he's also kinda annoying as well), or at least that we know of.
User avatar #62 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
I kind of don't mind follows chalk, he doesn't believe any bullshit the rest of the dead horses do, did they all just decide to go make any old place taboo , "oh look a small shack that can barley fit two people in, lets waste out time putting hand pints all over it and telling everyone they can't go near it, that's sound productive".
#34 - And if you're a retard and choose to go with his way of dealin…  [+] (9 new replies) 3 hours ago on this the cult? 0
User avatar #35 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
He has a shitty outfit as well, who would wear that shit after being given Grahams armor? His hat is also stupid. I fucking hate you Daniel I don't want your stupid hat
User avatar #36 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
Shitty outfits for shitty people.
User avatar #37 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
Shitty people like Daniel
User avatar #39 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. Suck a dick Daniel, the Sorrows only like you because they're retarded and have no idea how to embrace technology.
User avatar #40 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
They have fucking yao guai gauntlets for fucks sake, they can't make do with normal clubs or guns, no we're gonna use a heavy ass bear hand to scratch people with.
User avatar #42 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
And Waking Cloud, despite the fact she gives you more stealth, is a complete fuck up when it comes to stealth. I'll sit on a cliff above some White Legs and she'll be shouting "I TEENK YOU WOOD LAIK MAI CHEELDREN." and walk right in front of the White Legs.
User avatar #45 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
She has got to be the most useless companion in the fucking world, at least follows chalk knows how to fucking fight she just runs head on with the stupid bear fist, then immediately get mowed down by about 5 white legs with machine guns. I'm glad her family got killed.
User avatar #49 - samxdaxman (2 hours ago) [-]
And when you say "Hey, stop being a fucking retard and use some ranged weapons", she pulls out 5 spears. 5 fucking spears are gonna defeat the White Legs, until she uses them all and goes back to her stupid claw.

Y'know what, I don't think there's a single likable character besides Joshua Graham(Follows-Chalk is useful, but he's also kinda annoying as well), or at least that we know of.
User avatar #62 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
I kind of don't mind follows chalk, he doesn't believe any bullshit the rest of the dead horses do, did they all just decide to go make any old place taboo , "oh look a small shack that can barley fit two people in, lets waste out time putting hand pints all over it and telling everyone they can't go near it, that's sound productive".
#63 - No, the common peasants will not be blessed with Fez 2 because… 3 hours ago on and this is why you're out... 0
#28 - Exactly, but Waking/Walking Cloud is pretty cool, especially t… 4 hours ago on this the cult? 0
#26 - Agreed. Danny boy needs to step back and let the badass mofo w…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on this the cult? 0
User avatar #27 - nukinzerambo (4 hours ago) [-]
He bitches about sorrows
User avatar #28 - samxdaxman (4 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, but Waking/Walking Cloud is pretty cool, especially the Yao Guai claw thing. Rest of the Sorrows can get fucked as far as I'm concerned, Dead Horses for life.
#24 - Joshua is best New Canaanite, Daniel is a fag.  [+] (15 new replies) 4 hours ago on this the cult? 0
User avatar #33 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
God I hated that guy, at least Graham accepted it if you went with Daniels choice, but when you decide to kill all of the whitelegs Daniel has a massive fit.
User avatar #34 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
And if you're a retard and choose to go with his way of dealing with the problem(running away like a little bitch), he STILL bitches and whines if you don't do every little thing he wants you to do.

God I fucking hate Daniel.
User avatar #35 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
He has a shitty outfit as well, who would wear that shit after being given Grahams armor? His hat is also stupid. I fucking hate you Daniel I don't want your stupid hat
User avatar #36 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
Shitty outfits for shitty people.
User avatar #37 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
Shitty people like Daniel
User avatar #39 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. Suck a dick Daniel, the Sorrows only like you because they're retarded and have no idea how to embrace technology.
User avatar #40 - thinemother (3 hours ago) [-]
They have fucking yao guai gauntlets for fucks sake, they can't make do with normal clubs or guns, no we're gonna use a heavy ass bear hand to scratch people with.
User avatar #42 - samxdaxman (3 hours ago) [-]
And Waking Cloud, despite the fact she gives you more stealth, is a complete fuck up when it comes to stealth. I'll sit on a cliff above some White Legs and she'll be shouting "I TEENK YOU WOOD LAIK MAI CHEELDREN." and walk right in front of the White Legs.
User avatar #45 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
She has got to be the most useless companion in the fucking world, at least follows chalk knows how to fucking fight she just runs head on with the stupid bear fist, then immediately get mowed down by about 5 white legs with machine guns. I'm glad her family got killed.
User avatar #49 - samxdaxman (2 hours ago) [-]
And when you say "Hey, stop being a fucking retard and use some ranged weapons", she pulls out 5 spears. 5 fucking spears are gonna defeat the White Legs, until she uses them all and goes back to her stupid claw.

Y'know what, I don't think there's a single likable character besides Joshua Graham(Follows-Chalk is useful, but he's also kinda annoying as well), or at least that we know of.
User avatar #62 - thinemother (2 hours ago) [-]
I kind of don't mind follows chalk, he doesn't believe any bullshit the rest of the dead horses do, did they all just decide to go make any old place taboo , "oh look a small shack that can barley fit two people in, lets waste out time putting hand pints all over it and telling everyone they can't go near it, that's sound productive".
User avatar #25 - nukinzerambo (4 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, no arguement there.
"Lets lead them away from home"
"nay lets fight for it and not leave a trail of menstrual blood behind you scripture quoting fuck"
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (4 hours ago) [-]
Agreed. Danny boy needs to step back and let the badass mofo with actual tactical knowledge lead. Go try to preach to the White Legs or something.
User avatar #27 - nukinzerambo (4 hours ago) [-]
He bitches about sorrows
User avatar #28 - samxdaxman (4 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, but Waking/Walking Cloud is pretty cool, especially the Yao Guai claw thing. Rest of the Sorrows can get fucked as far as I'm concerned, Dead Horses for life.

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#1215 - pointblankhits (08/18/2014) [-]
Hey man, that was actually really good, I honestly was not expecting it to be that good. Faith has once again been restored
Hey man, that was actually really good, I honestly was not expecting it to be that good. Faith has once again been restored
User avatar #1236 to #1215 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Can't respond down there, so I'm moving back up here.

Well remember how they said Ymir was over 60, yet she still looked young? It could be the same thing with Grisha, he's over 120, but looks younger due to titan's anti aging **** . Who knows, maybe he needed that 3D gear to make the MP's anti-human 3DMG?
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
Yea she looks good for 60, I wonder what will happen with Ymir? I kind off like her in a way even though shes a bitch
Do you think he's helping Kenny and the MP's?
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
I really have no interest in her. I don't hate her, but I don't really care about her either. But she's with Reiner and Bert now, I bet she betrays them to help Krista/Historia.
He could be. Reiner and Bert seem to be after him, so he's an important player. He could be helping the MP's, or he's a wildcard and does whatever the **** he wants.

I'm going to a beach house this week, not sure about the wifi situation there, so I might not be available for a while.
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
Everyone seems to think her Titan is really powerful, I suppose i kind off agree in a way since she took on all them titans at the castle.
Oh yea, I think that's a no brainer since they're so close, Still wonder what's going on with Eren and Krista at the moment?

That's cool man, I'll know that's why your not replying if you don't
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Well she's a super agile monster who's basically fighting a bunch of giant babies with down syndrome, even Eren couldn't **** that up hahaha. But she feels like she could take on Reiner, so she must be pretty strong.
I get the feeling they're being used as bait so Kenny can kill Levi, other than the obvious purpose of having Eren be eaten in order to give one of the the coordinate ability.

Gotta go now, I'll try to respond when I can.
User avatar #1242 to #1240 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh I'll talk to you when you can, Have a good time bro
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
Yea all very true points, I want Kenny to die soon or at least be brutally injured so he's gone for a while.
I can't find the first two OVA's anywhere, You don't have a link do you?
User avatar #1243 to #1241 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Slight delay, we're gonna be here for a bit longer. I get the feeling he and Levi are gonna have a big epic battle closer to the end of the series, so we won't see Kenny die for a while. Also, if a live action movie is ever made, I want Clint Eastwood to be the actor. They look so much alike it's scary.

Here ya go. #1: www.soul-anime.net/watching/shingeki-no-kyojin-ilse-no-techou-episode-1/
#2: www.soul-anime.net/watching/shingeki-no-kyojin-ilse-no-techou-episode-2/
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
If only Clint was younger it might workout, His son looks exactly like him to though so you never know how it could work out!

Is the second the one you said was more about humor?
#1245 to #1244 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe his son will play Kenny. That'd be pretty cool.   
Yeah, it's the second one. I won't say what happens... but this gif is from there.   
   
Alright, now I'm leaving. Talk to ya later.
Who knows, maybe his son will play Kenny. That'd be pretty cool.
Yeah, it's the second one. I won't say what happens... but this gif is from there.

Alright, now I'm leaving. Talk to ya later.
User avatar #1246 to #1245 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I really enjoyed that....That Pixis bit was so unexpected.
And I have more off a liking for Jean now to.
I'll try and watch the first one now
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
The ******* intro tho. I was laughing my ass off at that haha. Like I said, it's not bad, but compared to the rest of the episodes, it's not as good. And yeah, its nice to see Jean get his own episode, he deserves it.

I've got WiFi here, so I'll be able to talk
#1248 to #1247 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
The intro with just random flashes off Jeans face was hilarious hahaha I can only imagine if it was like that every time.
The creators gave Levi and Jean there own spotlight so hopefully they know how important they are


User avatar #1249 to #1248 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Hanji, Jean and I guess everyone in the 104th have had their own OVA's, can't wait to see if we'll get another. Then again, the second season is rumored to be released in about a year
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I wonder how much progress the manga will have made by then?
back to killing titans i pray

I wonder if The wall garrison will help the survey corps?
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Well by then, 12 more chapters will have passed. If they're not back to killing titans by then, I'll probably give up reading it until they do.

Pixis said he'd give his support, but couldn't promise the Garrison's.
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
God I don't want to think about this current stuff being dragged out 12 more chapters -_-

Everybody loves Pixis, I really want to see the MP's get ****** up along with Kenny.
I just watched a review off a guy praying they don't kill Levi off for dramatic effect instead off Erwin
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Exactly. It'd be okay if it started off as a political thriller, but when you start off as a suspense/action show, you cant just change halfway through.

Don't worry, the EP's will get ****** up soon enough. If Erwin dies, there will be riots.
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I am really hoping Erwin does not die though, I know it would be a cool martyr send off
but seriously? The one armed half crazy leader off the survey corps just being
hung or shot? No thank you
#1255 to #1254 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, he deserves a fitting death, not just being hung. He deserves a badass sendoff with a final speech and all.
#1216 to #1215 - samxdaxman (08/18/2014) [-]
The OVA's are surprisingly good. The second one was a bit weak(it was more focused on comedy than action), but it was still good. The first one was ******* epic, you seen the other ones?
#1217 to #1216 - pointblankhits (08/21/2014) [-]
No i have not actually, I need to get around to watching them sometime.
I see a lot off people arguing about the Ackerman 2nd name for some reason, I'v seen super soldier theory's
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - samxdaxman (08/21/2014) [-]
The first one actually stunned me. It's about Hanji(who is stll ******* hilarious) before Eren and the rest joined the Levi squad. So far, it's my favorite of the 3. Second one is eh, it's more about comedy than action or anything. Still entertaining though.
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - pointblankhits (08/21/2014) [-]
I heard the second one was **** actually, The Pixis post on the front page reminded me off Aot which was good since i'v been bored as hell. What are your thoughts on the Ackerman theory?
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - samxdaxman (08/21/2014) [-]
Definitely worse than any other AoT episode, but I wouldn't say it's **** . And I haven't heard of the Ackerman theory, what is it?
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - pointblankhits (08/21/2014) [-]
Mikasa, Kenny, Levi are all part of a super soldier programme
It sounds possible
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - samxdaxman (08/21/2014) [-]
Could be possible. I could definitely see that happening. I bet Grisha Jager is behind this. Titans, Ackerman project, all this **** . in fact, if Rod Reiss isn't the ape titan, I bet Grisha is. Titan shifters age slowly(like Ymir), so he could have been the creators of titans over 100 years ago, realized his mistake and created the Ackerman super soldiers to combat them.
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - pointblankhits (08/21/2014) [-]
You put a lot of thought into that, It seems like the way it could go. This sounds bad but i hope they have a few more good seasons of actual titan fighting until any big twists are revealed, and for the love of all that is holy please make there not be one massive cure that can turn every titan back into humans again -_-
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - samxdaxman (08/21/2014) [-]
Haha I'm just a really fast thinker. If I hear a theory on a show/movie/book/whatever, I just go on a tangent about what happened. What I posted is after I cut out a bunch of what I thought of.
I agree, I started watching this show just for that, I wanna see some ******* brutal titan fighting. And I REALLY hope that doesn't happen, or something similar. The titans WERE human, I really hope there is no going back after that.
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - pointblankhits (08/21/2014) [-]
I really can't wait to see the beast titan in the anime just because i love the look off the area, It really reminds me Ireland with the old castle and massive forests. The bit in the manga with Connies mom was really creepy. Yea because it needs to be different
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - samxdaxman (08/21/2014) [-]
I wanna hear him talk. The again, a titan does that in the first OVA... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? It really does happen though, ****** crazy. . Anyway, The Beast Titan has such a cool design, it's so weird yet fascinating at the same time.
I agree, Connie's mom's part was creepy, but it was good to see him as something more than just "that kid who sometimes says things".
I really hope they get back into titan fighting by chapter 65, 70 at the latest.
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - pointblankhits (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh i think i seen that one! It's with the girls who the Titan thinks is Ymir isn't it?
His arms freak me the **** out, He has such an Alien design.
I just thought when you see the picture off his mom, and the fact the titan is deformed except for the head and eyes was great drawing.
I'll second that man, I'm already tired off the political ******** .
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - samxdaxman (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the one. He calls the girl Ymir and then realizes he ****** up and tears his skin off his face and eats her. **** was brutal.
I was thinking the arms too, same with the Colossal titan. I mean, he (the colossal titan)has such a gigantic body and thick legs, yet his arms are scrawny as **** , which I found weird.
It was indeed a great drawing, and when she said "Welcome back" to Connie is so eerie.
It's not that I'm tired of the political ******** , hell I watch Game Of Thrones which is a ton of politics, but I'm sick of it ONLY being political. Do something like Erwin is on trial and is gonna be sentenced to death while the rest of the Survey Corps have to fight through a group of titans in order to get back and save him, that would be intense as **** .
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I remember watching that before watching the female titan arc and it just set it up so well for me.
I think a lot off the titans just look weird because they have this weird smile face like nothings going on.
I watch GoT as well, In fairness there is a lot more action in Got then there's been in AoT lately.
I hope the beast Titan or maybe colossal titan and armored titan start throwing regular titans into the city while the trials taking place just to mix things up
#1230 to #1229 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
I only found out about it after I had seen the entire series, still epic.   
Speaking of weird smiling titans, the world needs more Smiling Titan in it.   
Yeah there's a lot more action in GoT now, and they're on season break.   
That's... actually a good 						*******					 idea. That would totally redeem the series for now.
I only found out about it after I had seen the entire series, still epic.
Speaking of weird smiling titans, the world needs more Smiling Titan in it.
Yeah there's a lot more action in GoT now, and they're on season break.
That's... actually a good ******* idea. That would totally redeem the series for now.
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I want to thank you for dealing with my ****** reply rate to

I'm so pissed smiling Titan died, I wanted him or her to be a recurring thing 2spooky4me I wanted to just see it in crowds off roving Titans
I love GoT but The hound and Bronn were my favorite and now they're both ****** in different ways.
I don't think the beast titan would be that hard for Levi or other talented people like Jean to kill because he's so slow, it's just the fact hes smart enough to never be in that situation
#1232 to #1231 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
It's all good man, I have one too now that I have a job.

It's such a cool ******* design, why would they waste it and kill them off? It was kinda cool how it died, but still.
Even though the season has been out for a long time now I'm still not all caught up hahaha. All the major **** that's happened has already been spoiled for me, but I still wanna see it.
I still stand by my theory that Grisha Jaeger is the beast titan and the man who created titans in the first place.
#1233 to #1232 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
Yea it was a cool way to go for him I suppose, But poor Hannes though, I liked Hannes.   
I remember me and you talked about this theory before too?    
It makes sense since the beast titan has great dexterity and can still interact and experiment with things...like a scientist.   
I wonder how one makes a titan in the first place?
Yea it was a cool way to go for him I suppose, But poor Hannes though, I liked Hannes.
I remember me and you talked about this theory before too?
It makes sense since the beast titan has great dexterity and can still interact and experiment with things...like a scientist.
I wonder how one makes a titan in the first place?
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - samxdaxman (08/24/2014) [-]
They got a taste of their own medicine, being eaten by titans. Kinda creative.
Ahh right. Only problem is how would Grisha not know about the 3DMG? The beast titan was curious about that, but everyone knows about it.
That's a good question, I have no guesses. Maybe they puke them out like witht the dead humans and titans just grow rapidly and stop?
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - pointblankhits (08/24/2014) [-]
I was just thinking about that after commenting, I don't know maybe Grisha never seen it up close? I doubt that's it though
Like i want to know how he'd make then when hes not 120 years old? So he must be a titan off some sort
#1203 - pointblankhits (08/02/2014) [-]
It's nearly time......
#1204 to #1203 - samxdaxman (08/02/2014) [-]
Aww yiss... predictions?   
 Either Eren or Historia won't be there and Kaney will be guarding Eren. In the next few chapters, someone's gonna die... maybe that's not gonna happen, but I get the sinking feeling someone will. Maybe Hitch or Marlow.
Aww yiss... predictions?
Either Eren or Historia won't be there and Kaney will be guarding Eren. In the next few chapters, someone's gonna die... maybe that's not gonna happen, but I get the sinking feeling someone will. Maybe Hitch or Marlow.
#1205 to #1204 - pointblankhits (08/03/2014) [-]
I do not want to predict anything for fear it will happen, So let's say i think Levi is going to get shot in the head as he opens the door to the castle  I really hope that dosn't happen. It should be out really soon anyway
I do not want to predict anything for fear it will happen, So let's say i think Levi is going to get shot in the head as he opens the door to the castle I really hope that dosn't happen. It should be out really soon anyway
#1206 to #1205 - samxdaxman (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't think they'll kill him just yet. If Isayama's gonna kill him, it's gonna be in the climax of the final battle. But hell, who knows? Every time I've predicted something from chapter 30 onward I've been wrong.

I really like the direction that Armin's heading. He's becoming a much more interesting character to watch. I'm curious to see what he's gonna do in the castle.
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - historia (08/06/2014) [-]
I thought August's chapter was going to be pushed back until September.

Also hi.
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - samxdaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that, is it really? Where'd you hear that?

Also, hey. What's up?
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - historia (08/13/2014) [-]
Not much, car trouble. Also I think the end of chapter 6 confirmed the next chapter would be in October.
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - samxdaxman (08/13/2014) [-]
www.manga2u.me/Attack_on_Titan/60/45/
Here it says that the next chapter is gonna be released in September, but it's the October issue. And damn, car trouble sucks. Hope it works out.
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - historia (08/13/2014) [-]
Well that's confusing. Thanks for letting me know. And I know. It's interfering with college
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - samxdaxman (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't get why they don't just call it the September issue. ****** confusing.
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - historia (08/14/2014) [-]
Mhmm. I'm just relieved we get a new chapter in less than a month.
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - samxdaxman (08/14/2014) [-]
True. Hopefully something happens, more than in chapter 60 at least. I wanna see some ******* titans again.
User avatar #1189 - datsheriff (07/25/2014) [-]
**** power flashes.

Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole

Cut Me Some Slack - McCartney.Grohl.Novoselic.Smear

Voltaire - Dirtiest Song that Ain't OFFICIAL
User avatar #1192 to #1190 - samxdaxman (07/25/2014) [-]
¡MAYDAY! - Death March (Official Video) (Prod. by Plex Luthor) ¡MAYDAY! - Do Or Die (Prod. by Luthor & Cash) ¡MAYDAY! - Shortcuts & Dead Ends - Official Music Video (I had to have 3 songs dedicated to these guys. I can't get enough of their **** .)
User avatar #1196 to #1193 - datsheriff (07/25/2014) [-]
Only really liked Escape Artist and Garfield.

The Heavy - Short Change Hero love Short Change Hero.

Foo Fighters - Baker street

Chiddy Bang - "Opposite Of Adults" (w/ Lyrics)
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - samxdaxman (07/26/2014) [-]
Even out of the MAYDAY stuff? Damn, I'm surprised haha. It's cool though.

Been listening to Short Change Hero for a while now, I love it. Can't say I'm a huge fan of Foo Fighters, but Dave Grohl as a person is awesome. Haven't heard Opposite of Adults for a while now. Damn, I loved this song.

Aside from hip-hop, I also like Irish punk/folk music(The Pogues, Young Dubliners, etc.)(weird combination I know.) Young Ned Of The Hill - The Pogues aesop rock - five fingers R.A. The Rugged Man - Definition Of A Rap Flow (Albee 3000) ft. Amalie Bruun
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - datsheriff (07/26/2014) [-]
Irish punk, huh? I'm down. Loving Aesop Rock right now, though. Here, I'll hook you up.

Flogging Molly   Drunken Lullabies

The State Of Massachusetts - Dropkick Murphys Forgive the quality of this one. Can't find good quality anywhere.

Flogging Molly-So Sail ON Easily one of my favorite Flogging Molly songs. Real mellow. Want it played at my funeral.
#1200 to #1198 - samxdaxman (07/26/2014) [-]
Aesop Rock is one of my idols. I saw him in concert, he's actually a really humble dude, and he's really approachable. He's a giant(I was about 6 feet tall when this photo was taken, and he's leaning down), but he, a few others and I had a good discussion about hip hop for about half an hour. It was ******* awesome. Also, he's in Garfiled, Hail Mary Mallon is him, Rob Sonic and DJ Big Wiz, all of them are awesome. I'll post some more music in another comment.
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - datsheriff (07/26/2014) [-]
Damn, he's huge. I've sadly never met someone famous before. Sucks, man.
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - samxdaxman (07/26/2014) [-]
He's pretty damn big. That's the good thing about being fans of people who aren't as popular as people like Eminem. He stays after the shows and since there's only about 150 people per show, and most leave after, that leaves about 30 people to just chill and talk about **** . He also gave a dude a haircut on stage(he's got a song about a kid who does haircuts). Also, thanks for the Irish punk, love Flogging Molly.

More music for you: The Pogues - If I Should Fall from Grace with God Hieroglyphics-at the helm Eyedea & Abilities-Glass
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - samxdaxman (07/25/2014) [-]
Never been much of a NIN fan, loved "Cut Me Some Slack", been a fan of Volaire for a while now, damn good song. I had only heard of Rammstein before today, thanks for that, and I'd never even heard of the Marmozets before today. Good **** though. I'll compile more of my favorite songs. I'll include more artists as well.
User avatar #1194 to #1191 - datsheriff (07/25/2014) [-]
I recomend listening to the rest of the Real to Reel soundtrack (the one that the Cut Me Some Slack song is off of). Damn good songs on it.

I'll check out your links when I get home.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - samxdaxman (07/25/2014) [-]
Will do, I'll keep that in mind.
User avatar #1187 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1183 - notlucozeid ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
white person
#1186 to #1183 - samxdaxman (06/24/2014) [-]
Can't you read? Look at the other comments, I'm obviously a 						******					.
Can't you read? Look at the other comments, I'm obviously a ****** .
User avatar #1182 - andranadu ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
apparently you're a ******
User avatar #1181 - ajrin (06/24/2014) [-]
u're a nignog
User avatar #1180 - fizzor ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
#1119 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/Ne8xC


SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT.............
#1178 to #1119 - samxdaxman (06/10/2014) [-]
Now that I'm home, I can share my AoT pics and gifs, if you want em.   
   
#BasedErwin
Now that I'm home, I can share my AoT pics and gifs, if you want em.

#BasedErwin
#1120 to #1119 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
HOLY 						*******					 						****					 ISAYAMA, MAKE THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS LONGER.   
   
GOD DAMN.   
   
For real though, 						****					 is going DOWN. He really does need to make longer chapters though.   
   
>that anti-human 3DMG   
>that Levi shooting Kenny but not killing him   
>that leaving Eren and Historia behind.   
   
My dick is so hard right now.
HOLY ******* **** ISAYAMA, MAKE THE GODDAMN CHAPTERS LONGER.

GOD DAMN.

For real though, **** is going DOWN. He really does need to make longer chapters though.

>that anti-human 3DMG
>that Levi shooting Kenny but not killing him
>that leaving Eren and Historia behind.

My dick is so hard right now.
User avatar #1169 to #1120 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
You mentioned me and now I know a chapter is out
#1170 to #1169 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Yup, read that **** yo. Also, sorry if I spoiled it.
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
I stopped my eyes.
#1172 to #1171 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Good. Now read it. 						****					 goes down.
Good. Now read it. **** goes down.
#1174 to #1173 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
I ******* told ya

Isayama really needs to make these chapters longer. I can't handle the ******* suspense.
#1176 to #1174 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
Are we actually supposed to wait til August for the next chapter?
#1177 to #1176 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Yup... a whole 'nother month...

If I wait a month and find out that Jean ******* died I'm gonna kill someone.
#1121 to #1120 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>DAT JEAN PROBABLY KILL
#1122 to #1121 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
GOD. 						*******					. DAMMIT.   
   
I didn't see that the first time, I thought Mikasa saved him. If Jean is dead, I will be so 						*******					 mad.   
   
Also I'm on my phone, so my AoT folder is quite limited.
GOD. ******* . DAMMIT.

I didn't see that the first time, I thought Mikasa saved him. If Jean is dead, I will be so ******* mad.

Also I'm on my phone, so my AoT folder is quite limited.
#1123 to #1122 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
I've been lurking on 4chan for the last 4 days waiting for spoilers and I expanded my AOT folder pretty much.

The waiting was hilarious, I even made fake spoilers that were posted on Tumblr and people lost their **** .

10/10 would do again next month.
User avatar #1175 to #1123 - historia (06/09/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Hahaha fake spoilers are awesome. What'd you say?
Also if you don't mind, a small picture dump would be awesome.
#1158 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
and this, the last one is a chart of some of the characters and statuses
#1154 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
okay, these last ones aren't really reaction pics, but were funny **** we did while and after we recieved the chapter
#1152 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>Mike's dying face
#1150 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
this one's ******* hilatious, for some reason /a/ hates Berthold's guts
User avatar #1157 to #1150 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
I have mixed feelings on Bertoldt. On one hand, he's a murderous asshole. On the other hand, he's an interesting character.
#1159 to #1157 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, so were the other two titan shifters, but they were a lot more popular. I can't say I hate them because I have yet to see the big picture yet, maybe they're not against humanuty, who knows?
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Well I don't give a **** what others say, I like Reiner. He's a bretty cuul guy.
Annie's a bitch, but she got dat ass, and I don't give a **** about Ymir.
#1161 to #1160 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
funny thing is they were saying they hate levi blablabla he's too popular blabla I hope he dies this chapter   
as soon as the chapter went public:HOLLY 						****					 LEVI IS BEST SHINGEKI HE'S SO BADASS etc...   
4chan is wierd man, there's a lot of 						***********					 involved
funny thing is they were saying they hate levi blablabla he's too popular blabla I hope he dies this chapter
as soon as the chapter went public:HOLLY **** LEVI IS BEST SHINGEKI HE'S SO BADASS etc...
4chan is wierd man, there's a lot of *********** involved
User avatar #1164 to #1161 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, last time I visited was 2 years ago. And I don't get why people would hate Levi. He's pretty cool, although a tiny bit bland. He's like Mikasa if she was interesting.
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
they "hate" him because he's popular, 4chan hates popular things
User avatar #1166 to #1165 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
******* hipsters man.

Anywho, HOLY ******* **** MAN, THAT CHAPTER WAS INTENSE AS **** .
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - youmotherfather (06/09/2014) [-]
yes it was, and don't worry about Jean, he's not dead (yet), everytime Isayama kills off a character he doesn't "censor" it like that.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - samxdaxman (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, at most, he's probably severely injured. But he did kill Marco off screen. I dunno man, I wanna know what the **** happens.
#1139 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Should I go on?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
Hell ******* yes. I am dying with laughter at most of these haha. I can't post any more pics cuz now I'm borrowing my mom's laptop(don't wanna waste data n **** ). I'll gladly share some more of mine when I get home.
#1143 to #1140 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
not pure shingeki post but awesome reference to Shaft's head tilt using Sasha
#1141 to #1140 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying
#1135 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
>too soon
>too soon
#1132 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
this one is kinda spoily
this one is kinda spoily
User avatar #1162 to #1128 - samxdaxman (06/08/2014) [-]
I actually laughed so ******* hard at this one. Thank you for all of these
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#1125 to #1124 - youmotherfather (06/08/2014) [-]
I made the spoiler I posted above and those were some rections.
You need to login to view this link
here you can find all the reactions, you can't imagine what a massive erection I had while watching them gauging their eyes out to forget this.
#1074 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
CHAPTER 57 RAW IS OUT AND HOLLY **** MAN!
#1105 to #1074 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Wait, if a titan eats a person who's a titan shifter, they become human again right? So why didn't Santa Titan become human after eating Eren?
#1106 to #1105 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Probably because he didn't have time to digest him. That's why he didn't eat Armin, he knew he hit the jackpot with Eren.
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
But titans don't have digestive systems...
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
They have a stomach in which they contain humans, when they figure out it's not a titan shifter they puke them as seen in the battle for Trost.
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
But during the battle of Trost, Eren was a titan shifter. Why didn't the titan that ate him become human with the coordinate ability? Is it because he wasn't killed?
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Like I said, it probably takes time for a titan to ingest the powers. I doubt he would have instantly transformed back into Santa the moment he swallowed him.
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense. I'd been thinking of that for a few days and couldn't think of a reasonable answer.
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm just worried about who and if someone is going to die and who I would be the least and the most affected.
#1113 to #1112 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
People I'd be upset about if they died(In no particular order): Jean, Sasha, Connie, Armin, Hanji, Erwin, Levi, and Reiner(I don't care if he's a bad guy, I still think he's the **** ).
People I don't give a **** about: Ymir, Christa(though she probably won't die, too important later on), Eren, Mikasa(Yeah yeah, they're main characters, but I really don't care about them at all)

Someone's gonna die soon though, I can feel it.
User avatar #1115 to #1113 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Mikasa won't die. Unless Hajime likes being tar and feathered by the fanbase... Yeah my list is almost identical. Problem is, the ones we'd be upset if they were to die are in the red danger zone.
#1116 to #1115 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. Isayama is a bastard, making all the likable characters side ones so he can 						*******					 kill them off... Honestly, the only way I could see Mikasa dying is if Eren was killed too, he'd make up some bs about Eren loving her to please the ship-fags and then have them die together and Armin remembering them as the narrator. But yeah, they'll probably survive and all the people I like will die. 						****					.
Exactly. Isayama is a bastard, making all the likable characters side ones so he can ******* kill them off... Honestly, the only way I could see Mikasa dying is if Eren was killed too, he'd make up some bs about Eren loving her to please the ship-fags and then have them die together and Armin remembering them as the narrator. But yeah, they'll probably survive and all the people I like will die. **** .
#1117 to #1116 - youmotherfather (05/13/2014) [-]
Yup, probably. But let's not forget he is the author that "killed" the main character in the 5th episode of the show. Who knows what kind of crazy 						****					 he's got installed for us...
Yup, probably. But let's not forget he is the author that "killed" the main character in the 5th episode of the show. Who knows what kind of crazy **** he's got installed for us...
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Well he brought him back like 2 episodes later. He also almost killed off Reiner and I was about to book a trip to Japan to strangle him until he escaped. But yeah, I see your point.

**** man, I can't wait another half-month for the next chapter dude. That Throat-Slasher Kaney guy sounds pretty interesting too.
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh, and I don't care about Bertoldt or Annie that much either.
User avatar #1098 to #1074 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Ran out of space below.

Yeah, i read that, it was cool. But I bet they're dead, otherwise they'd be in the Levi squad.
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
They're dead, they'll die next chapter.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, it's a spoiler, but I can't say I didn't see it coming. I'm still gonna read that **** .
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Obviously they were gonna die eventually, we just didn't know how.
#1102 to #1101 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, true, I just didn't know it was next chapter.

All the girls that hang out with Levi really do die. Dude's bad luck.
#1104 to #1103 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I just had to.
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I know, I've read the translation separatelly. Did you read it?
#1080 to #1079 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Yes I did, ****** about to go down. I dunno if I'll make it to the next month man, THIS **** IS GETTING ME HYPED.
#1081 to #1080 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I know, that Anti-human 3DMG tho...
I know, that Anti-human 3DMG tho...
#1082 to #1081 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
And Nifa and that other guy's face getting blown off... It's like every girl Levi hangs out with just dies.
#1083 to #1082 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Stunning blonde gets explosive facial while other guy is watching sorry
#1084 to #1083 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this. Also that was good dude, don't apologize.
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
I also had one with Petra bent on that tree but I can't seem to find it. Oh well.
#1086 to #1085 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Only thing I can think of is "Petite redhead bends for tall blonde" and that's ****** . Good enough for me though.
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Something like that, or Petite redhead bent in unceonfortable but sexy position
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't see many Petra pics or anything. All I've seen is that "kick me" picture. You think people would be all over the fact she and Oluo pissed themselves on their first mission hahaha
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Somewhere out there there is scat porn of this for sure
#1090 to #1089 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I didn't need to think of that... Goddammit.
#1092 to #1091 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
I liked Petra, we need more content about her. Oluo was a funny 						************					 too.
I liked Petra, we need more content about her. Oluo was a funny ************ too.
#1093 to #1092 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to dislike Oluo for some reason. Yeah, Petra was cool, but she was everybody's waifu.
A lot of people seem to dislike Oluo for some reason. Yeah, Petra was cool, but she was everybody's waifu.
#1094 to #1093 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Oluo was a dick, but in a good way, he still had a heart. And Petra is cool, but not really waifu type... I still don't understand why people do that but hey, to each their own.
Oluo was a dick, but in a good way, he still had a heart. And Petra is cool, but not really waifu type... I still don't understand why people do that but hey, to each their own.
#1095 to #1094 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
People viewed her as the perfect waifu protoype for being kind and carring and stuff.
People viewed her as the perfect waifu protoype for being kind and carring and stuff.
#1096 to #1095 - samxdaxman (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense. I hope we get another OVA on the Levi squad before they died. Like when they were in training and were chosen by Levi.
Yeah, that makes sense. I hope we get another OVA on the Levi squad before they died. Like when they were in training and were chosen by Levi.
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, there is a manga that covers Levi's entrance in the Recon Corps, there are two other guys from his former squad, the one before Petra and the others, but we'll probably see these guys too eventually.
#1075 to #1074 - samxdaxman (05/03/2014) [-]
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.   
   
I'm gonna wait til the translated version comes out to check it out. I got a notification thing on one website that sends me an email when the translated version is posted.
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.

I'm gonna wait til the translated version comes out to check it out. I got a notification thing on one website that sends me an email when the translated version is posted.
#1076 to #1075 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
Ok, although I can give you a link to separate translations if the suspense ever gets the better of you.
Ok, although I can give you a link to separate translations if the suspense ever gets the better of you.
#1077 to #1076 - samxdaxman (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm good dude, thanks. The suspense'll keep me up at night hahaha. I just hate not knowing what they're saying. It'll just be a few days at most.
I'm good dude, thanks. The suspense'll keep me up at night hahaha. I just hate not knowing what they're saying. It'll just be a few days at most.
#1072 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
youve been shrek nominated   
post a video of you eating an entire raw onion
youve been shrek nominated
post a video of you eating an entire raw onion
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - samxdaxman (05/01/2014) [-]
No u
#1068 - legitimately (04/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1069 to #1068 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
What up my ***** .
By the way, here's me with my moustache(like I said, I could ALMOST twirl it), which is now gone.
Please excuse the ****** photo.
#1070 to #1069 - legitimately (04/23/2014) [-]
****** photo has been excused, and ya, I can see what you mean there
But man, you should try to 1-up this guy in the photo next time you grow-out your moustache
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - samxdaxman (04/23/2014) [-]
Had to shave it, cuz I'm going to visit colleges today and I don't wanna look like a bum. That's the thing that sucks about growing a moustache. You gotta tolerate months of looking awful for a decent one, and then one day you gotta get rid of it and all your work was for nothing.
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - samxdaxman (02/19/2014) [-]
What's on there? I'm tired as **** yo.
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - eeveeisbestpoke (02/19/2014) [-]
nothing really.
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - samxdaxman (02/19/2014) [-]
Alright. We'll do that another time. For now, imma go to bed. Peace my ***** .
User avatar #1061 - twi (02/14/2014) [-]
<3
#1055 - murpmurp ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1056 to #1055 - samxdaxman (01/30/2014) [-]
What's uuuuuuupp?
What's uuuuuuupp?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - murpmurp ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - samxdaxman (01/30/2014) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - murpmurp ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
hi kevin
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - samxdaxman (01/30/2014) [-]
Hi.... **** , I can't think of any pop culture references with hi...
User avatar #1037 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
hola sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hope ya had a good crimbo
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** I forgot who you were for a second hahaha. Thanks, whatsup?
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
shoulda put "Nicole" somewhere in my username.. not much, gone through fj like three times today and ended up on your page, decided to say hola..
User avatar #1040 to #1039 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Haha nah, I probs would still forget. I'm currently in New York with friends.
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
gaaah that's awesome, why does that sound so much better than Wales...
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Cuz it is hahaha yeah, sorry Wales sucks.

Also, the **** is a crimbo?
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
it's too rainy and cold and full of sheep. CHRISTMAS OF COURSE
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
SORRY I DON'T SPEAK SHEEP. Lop you probably told me, I've just got ***** memory.
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
BAAAHHHHh, yeeah I just assumed you knew, maybe it's a British thaaang.
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't think ANYONE in the states says crimbo hahaha.
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
maybe you should start a trend eh?
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Nahhhh I'm good. So, how's it been across the pond?
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
it's crap, weather is so so **** , christmas was fab though. think I've put on a stone or two.. whats it like over there?
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - samxdaxman (12/28/2013) [-]
Nice weather, but no snow. Christmas was pretty good, very happy with what I got and gave.
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - symedol (12/28/2013) [-]
ah that's always good! newyears soon too, exciting!
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - samxdaxman (12/29/2013) [-]
Yep! Sorry, my phone ran out of battery.
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - symedol (12/29/2013) [-]
it's all good, I fell asleep..
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - samxdaxman (12/29/2013) [-]
Lol its fine. So, whatsup?
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User avatar #1034 - fuckingtrolls (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks
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