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Age: 24
Consoles Owned: PS3
PSN: ballzdeep
Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:3/21/2013
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#405 - Amazing work! I love it!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on samuraijesus's profile 0
User avatar #406 - diabeto (03/21/2013) [-]
dude... where have u been?! i haven't seen u online since November
#3 - Unless you played with Munch, if so I fell bad for you....... … 10/20/2012 on Abe 0
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#838634 - What? I thought they all do? Were do you get yours?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on Play items 0
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#838594 - Winner! Although clouds make sence too.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Play items 0
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User avatar #838634 - samuraijesus (10/12/2012) [-]
What? I thought they all do? Were do you get yours?
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#838564 - FREE FROG! First to answer correctly gets. (should be REALLY e…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Play items 0
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User avatar #838600 - Totaler (10/12/2012) [-]
The Toronto Maple Leaf's defense.
User avatar #838593 - Ulmer (10/12/2012) [-]
pumice stone, i don't fuckin know.
User avatar #838585 - purplemonkeybob (10/12/2012) [-]
donuts
User avatar #838574 - Fifteenfan (10/12/2012) [-]
sponge
User avatar #838594 - samuraijesus (10/12/2012) [-]
Winner!
Although clouds make sence too.
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User avatar #838634 - samuraijesus (10/12/2012) [-]
What? I thought they all do? Were do you get yours?
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#838226 - I don't even collect items and got that toad for some reason. … 10/12/2012 on Play items 0
#1 - "This could be the biggest turd in all of Japan- No, the … 10/10/2012 on Things that you see in hentai +2
#8 - But, babies have really fat fingures.... 10/10/2012 on Gangsta Baby 0
#3 - Da fuq did he even say?! 10/09/2012 on Worlds best commercial 0

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#403 - diabeto (01/28/2013) [-]
finally finished
User avatar #405 to #403 - samuraijesus (03/21/2013) [-]
Amazing work! I love it!
User avatar #406 to #405 - diabeto (03/21/2013) [-]
dude... where have u been?! i haven't seen u online since November
User avatar #402 - yonderfork (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't forget!

You're an intelligent black man.
User avatar #400 - diabeto (11/27/2012) [-]
What up? i haven't talked to you in a while, I'm 2 steps away from finishing your request, but i lost my stylist for my drawing tablet, so i can't finish it until my new one comes in the mail. Sorry to keep you waiting for so long.

P.S.there won't be a background when i first post it because i thought I've kept you waiting long enough, but i might make one later.
User avatar #401 to #400 - diabeto (11/27/2012) [-]
For now though here is something i drew right before i started your drawing
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Twilightlicious/BcejGOp/
User avatar #395 - hackrobotman ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #397 to #395 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
no worries bro, put it to good use!
User avatar #398 to #397 - hackrobotman ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
how many corrupt souls do you need?
User avatar #396 to #395 - hackrobotman ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
feel free to take 25 more points because you gave me the head
User avatar #399 to #396 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
10 corrupt souls and no worries on the points, you will need them later.
User avatar #366 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Thanks again!
User avatar #367 to #366 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
no problem at all, is that all you wanted?
User avatar #368 to #367 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
I'd never say no to gifts but i feel kinda bad taking all your things.
User avatar #369 to #368 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Don't, Think of it as payment for the work you put into that drawing!
User avatar #370 to #369 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
well whatever you feel is fitting i'll gladly accept. I have a soft spot for all things pony, if you havnt noticed.
User avatar #371 to #370 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
I think all us bronies do lol
User avatar #372 to #371 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
hahaha . isn't that the truth.
User avatar #373 to #372 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Any news on season 3?
User avatar #374 to #373 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
I just heard november. but no set date yet.
User avatar #375 to #374 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
Oh man, it's not soon enough!
User avatar #376 to #375 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
All good things, in time. It'll be november before you know it.
User avatar #377 to #376 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
You are right my friend! I just really wanna see another Luna episode
User avatar #378 to #377 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I'll second that
User avatar #379 to #378 - themabymaby (10/05/2012) [-]
Official count: 26 days, 19 hours, 24 minutes as of 04/10/2012 Eastern Standard Time
User avatar #380 to #379 - themabymaby (10/05/2012) [-]
56 days*
User avatar #381 to #380 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
You are awesome!! Marking it down now!
#389 to #381 - marking (10/05/2012) [-]
You summoned me here, what is your bidding?
User avatar #390 to #389 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
Your mission is to take all of my items for yourself, for free!
#391 to #390 - marking (10/05/2012) [-]
Its a very unusual request, but thy will be done.
User avatar #393 to #391 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
Thank you for releseing me from that hell, you sir, are awesome!
#394 to #393 - marking (10/05/2012) [-]
I shall take my leave now.
User avatar #392 to #391 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
After that you may continue your journy
User avatar #382 to #381 - themabymaby (10/05/2012) [-]
Right now: 56 days 18 hours 55 minutes 30 seconds from NOW.
User avatar #383 to #382 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
It will be a challange to top season 2
User avatar #384 to #383 - themabymaby (10/05/2012) [-]
It was a challenge to top season 1 but they nailed it.
User avatar #387 to #384 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
That they did! We are due for a Celestia episode too, that would cool! Discord was a Chrysalis were awesome I really hope they make a return some time.
User avatar #385 to #384 - agoodcitizen ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
I feel confident in feeling this weason will not disapoint either. though it is shorter, I expect that will be made up for soon.
User avatar #388 to #385 - samuraijesus (10/05/2012) [-]
Shorter? only 13!? i.... don't know how to take that......
User avatar #386 to #385 - themabymaby (10/05/2012) [-]
I ahte that it's only 13 episodes long, and it was a very long wait.
User avatar #364 - themabymaby (10/04/2012) [-]
HOLY ******* **** THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OH MY GOD.
User avatar #365 to #364 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
You are very welcome!
User avatar #360 - scottyy (10/04/2012) [-]
Thank you very much :)
User avatar #361 to #360 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
no worries!
User avatar #362 to #361 - scottyy (10/04/2012) [-]
ill wait abit before i play again so i dont spam
User avatar #363 to #362 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
don't worrie about it
User avatar #351 - niganigachikendina (10/04/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to trade me the wooden chest?
User avatar #355 to #351 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
you can win it in my roll game if you want!
User avatar #356 to #355 - niganigachikendina (10/04/2012) [-]
ok i rolled a pony, fourth try
User avatar #357 to #356 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Nice sent chest!
#358 to #357 - niganigachikendina (10/04/2012) [-]
Thanks! Have a gif that may or may not be useful to you in the future. probably not though   
   
unless you're into that sort of thing
Thanks! Have a gif that may or may not be useful to you in the future. probably not though

unless you're into that sort of thing
User avatar #359 to #358 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Nice, I ****** lol'd hard!
#349 - diabeto (10/04/2012) [-]
thanks for the item! and dude im sorry i completely forgot about the drawing there has been just so much going on for me and i have had barely any personal time. I know your just gonna say its cool bro because ur cool like that but i dont want you to think i have been blowing it off. sorry
thanks for the item! and dude im sorry i completely forgot about the drawing there has been just so much going on for me and i have had barely any personal time. I know your just gonna say its cool bro because ur cool like that but i dont want you to think i have been blowing it off. sorry
User avatar #350 to #349 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
No worries, You finish it when it's ready to be finished. Great art takes time. lol
User avatar #347 - asongulol (10/04/2012) [-]
Thanks samuraijesus! Just what I needed!
User avatar #348 to #347 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Glad to help!
#339 - cripto (10/04/2012) [-]
Holly **** , thanks man
User avatar #342 to #339 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
Thought you may need it
User avatar #343 to #342 - cripto (10/04/2012) [-]
Indeed. That was so cool. So effing cool
User avatar #345 to #343 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
you gonna pick an item or what?
User avatar #346 to #345 - cripto (10/04/2012) [-]
Sorry I didnn't see this. Anything you don't need would be great :3
User avatar #344 to #343 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
as a bonus you may choose any item I have 2 or more of to keep!
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User avatar #338 to #335 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
you have better items then me though
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User avatar #324 - alienfish (10/04/2012) [-]
I have 1 corrput soul, what can i get for that?
User avatar #327 to #324 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
pretty much any dupe
User avatar #325 to #324 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
I demon arm good for you or do you want an ingot?
User avatar #326 to #325 - samuraijesus (10/04/2012) [-]
I mean leg!
User avatar #329 to #326 - alienfish (10/04/2012) [-]
Can i has thumb gear? It is a dupe
User avatar #331 to #330 - alienfish (10/04/2012) [-]
Alright you got a deal, send the trade
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User avatar #322 to #321 - samuraijesus (10/03/2012) [-]
I have, just to give them away once more
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User avatar #318 - brendandingleberry (10/02/2012) [-]
Oh hey thanks :)! You can have another soul and some gay ingots if you want, that was a very generous trade to make.
User avatar #319 to #318 - samuraijesus (10/02/2012) [-]
I would LOVE another soul! That would kick ass!
#315 - flannelmonkey (10/02/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #316 to #315 - samuraijesus (10/02/2012) [-]
n/p let me know if you need anything els!
#303 - GmCity (10/01/2012) [-]
Just thought I would give out some hugs!
User avatar #304 to #303 - samuraijesus (10/01/2012) [-]
Awww thanks!
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User avatar #289 to #288 - samuraijesus (09/27/2012) [-]
It is, just did a tournament. How you been?
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#290 to #289 - GmCity (09/29/2012) [-]
**GmCity rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Halt! **
strange how a couple of days later I drop in to ask the same question!
#294 to #290 - bidoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #295 to #294 - GmCity (09/30/2012) [-]
Yes, that they do, whats up?
#296 to #295 - bidoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #297 to #296 - GmCity (09/30/2012) [-]
got back from holiday, one of the channels from work wants some paperwork off me by yesterday, I still can't be bothered to do it.
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User avatar #299 to #298 - GmCity (09/30/2012) [-]
unless you can write up a report on the state of electroics sales in the UK and Ireland, with photos that I had to take all over the place in less than twenty mins, nah, I'm good, but I will do it now, back in twenty mins
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#301 to #300 - GmCity (09/30/2012) [-]
right the report is done, next is mileage, then expences, ugh.
#302 to #301 - GmCity (09/30/2012) [-]
yay all done, and I got myself a Burger King, for the fun of it!
yay all done, and I got myself a Burger King, for the fun of it!
User avatar #291 to #290 - samuraijesus (09/29/2012) [-]
Whats up bro?!
User avatar #292 to #291 - GmCity (09/30/2012) [-]
ahh nothing much really, it's strange how relevent that roll was though,
User avatar #286 - asongulol (09/18/2012) [-]
I made a haiku as appreciation for your generosity.

Samuraijesus
Gives happiness in FJ
A reason to smile

...
User avatar #287 to #286 - samuraijesus (09/18/2012) [-]
aww, I feel so special now, thanks!
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