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samuraicrack

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS4, 3DS, Xbox 360, Wii, Gamecube, SNES PS2, PS1, Sega Megadrive, Amiga
Video Games Played: Zelda, Borderlands, Bioshock, dishonored, far cry, pokemon
X-box Gamertag: JuJuMan101
PSN: SamuraiCrack
Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Gloucester
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#33246
Highest Content Rank:#562
Highest Comment Rank:#330
Content Thumbs: 15792 total,  17219 ,  1427
Comment Thumbs: 19580 total,  23404 ,  3824
Content Level Progress: 76.2% (762/1000)
Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 53.6% (536/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:8
Content Views:477613
Times Content Favorited:1069 times
Total Comments Made:3965
FJ Points:35573
Gamer life, Gym life.

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User avatar #55 - mycatthenazi (05/30/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user bloodmachine **
#37 - bananacliped (03/04/2012) [-]
Ur ****** is ********* over 9000
User avatar #43 to #42 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
noted
#36 - gazoogo (03/04/2012) [-]
**gazoogo rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at Men will get this ** Sup mah ***** ?
User avatar #42 to #41 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
not much, just finished work
User avatar #44 to #47 - gazoogo (03/04/2012) [-]
Sweet. I've been trying to complete a total BS my anthropology professor assigned last week for about 2 hours now. No fun. Where do you work?
User avatar #45 to #49 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
In a bar called blue lagoon. (no relation to spongebob :( )
User avatar #46 to #50 - gazoogo (03/04/2012) [-]
Aww... You got my hopes up. What's your position there? Waiter, bartender, bouncer?
User avatar #47 to #51 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
cook during the day. glass collector and washer at night. i wish i was a bouncer. but i hvant been in the gym for 6 months now and iv lost 3 stone...
User avatar #48 to #52 - gazoogo (03/04/2012) [-]
Get on it, man. I'm sure if you put in the effort, you'd get a job as a bouncer. Get ripped, get big, and let in as many hot chicks as you can.
User avatar #49 to #53 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
that is the plan. otherwise it'll be 2 years in the gym wasted
User avatar #50 to #54 - gazoogo (03/04/2012) [-]
Well, good luck to you. I think you've got this.
User avatar #51 to #55 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
cheers bro. good luck on your anthropology project
User avatar #52 to #56 - gazoogo (03/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, man.
#35 - mikebl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#34 - weedudebob (03/04/2012) [-]
sup ******
User avatar #40 to #39 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
Nothing but ma bin lid
User avatar #32 - psychoraiden (03/03/2012) [-]
Yo, ***** . Got any watermelons?
User avatar #41 to #37 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
pretty sure the shop does
#31 - falloutla (03/03/2012) [-]
Your a huge ******
User avatar #39 to #36 - samuraicrack (03/04/2012) [-]
only half
#27 - miniwilliam (12/18/2011) [-]
I just got a new laptop so my reaction folder is gone, have this cool background picture I guess?

Merry Christmas
#26 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #31 - samuraicrack (12/20/2011) [-]
thank you very much, i shall return the favor
#22 - kapurass (09/17/2011) [-]
**kapurass rolled user alanrickman **

You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.

and until you do your soul will be doomed to walk on lego pieces and eat bacon that taste like a ponies ass
User avatar #20 - roxasbaby ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
I want you
User avatar #21 to #24 - samuraicrack (09/14/2011) [-]
um, thanks
#15 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
**chaosbrae rolled a random image** CONGRATULATIONS

you won.
#16 to #19 - samuraicrack (09/13/2011) [-]
**samuraicrack rolled a random image** i won what?
#17 to #20 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
**chaosbrae rolled a random image** you won getting rolled by me :D
#18 to #21 - samuraicrack (09/13/2011) [-]
**samuraicrack rolled a random image** cheers bro
#19 to #22 - chaosbrae (09/13/2011) [-]
**chaosbrae rolled a random image** Yay!
#8 - BitchAssNigga **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 to #9 - samuraicrack (08/17/2011) [-]
why would you do that?!
why would you do that?!
#11 to #10 - samuraicrack (08/17/2011) [-]
and your a whore for just sitting there and watching
#12 to #12 - Starfoxx (08/17/2011) [-]
What'd you say boy.
#13 to #13 - samuraicrack (08/17/2011) [-]
for the fact that you just stood there and watched him pour the chocolate milk down the drain. that's just low. that's worse than actually doing it because you could of stopped it
#14 to #14 - Starfoxx (08/17/2011) [-]
u mad bro.
#5 - samuraicrack (05/30/2011) [-]
**samuraicrack rolls 33**
#6 to #6 - Octagons **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #7 - samuraicrack (06/17/2011) [-]
cheers bro
#1 - bobJML (04/13/2011) [-]
Would you like some of my delicious Coffee?
#3 to #2 - bobJML (04/15/2011) [-]
<-- Well you have to defeat this guy first.
#4 to #3 - samuraicrack (04/17/2011) [-]
i do this for honour
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