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samsonschmanson

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:4/11/2011
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:Belgium somewhere
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herp derp schmerp flerp

been around on FJ for long time, cba to make account, but now i did! yay!

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#107 - Picture 08/23/2015 on Look at this majestic running 0
#128 - stop using all these gifs and just upload the youtube video go… 08/23/2015 on Prepare to be amazed 0
#39 - Every professional bartender who has a even a tiny bit of dign… 08/21/2015 on Perfect pour 0
#150 - It's some town south of London, i have no idea what accent thzat is 08/17/2015 on English is not my native... 0
#68 - What I find the most weird thing to do, is talk English with o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2015 on English is not my native... 0
User avatar #125 - mondominiman (08/17/2015) [-]
what the fuck is horsham
User avatar #150 - samsonschmanson (08/17/2015) [-]
It's some town south of London, i have no idea what accent thzat is
#135 - are you a left handed person in everything? Because I am left …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend +7
User avatar #141 - slothboner (08/16/2015) [-]
I jerk off with my frozen poop balls. i let them warm up for awhile and then i send them to pound town
#473 - noahlikespie (08/17/2015) [-]
#310 - fallenwtfever (08/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #312 - slothboner (08/16/2015) [-]
no i just eat my own cum when its runny
#315 - fallenwtfever (08/16/2015) [-]
Someone once told me this world is perfect and we just don't see it. Pretty sure he lied to me
#516 - commontroll (08/17/2015) [-]
Hot damn.
User avatar #328 - slothboner (08/16/2015) [-]
YOUR MOM IS A TRANSEXTUAL U FAG
#411 - fallenwtfever (08/17/2015) [-]
#16 - As I said almost exactly the same as you in another comment, i… 08/16/2015 on 14 0
#15 - In Belgium it's mostly Moroccons or Turkish people. Although I… 08/16/2015 on 14 +4
#53 - Although I agree with you that fireworks would never exceed th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2015 on The Damage in China +3
User avatar #107 - natemose (08/16/2015) [-]
also the one in denmark
youtu.be/l4iNOguCNFQ?t=95
#56 - ultimatebuttercup (08/16/2015) [-]
While fireworks are dangerous when they go off together, they will go off slower than a chemical explosion. Its the speed of the chain reaction that makes this so much more impressive. You see a bright flash, a huge explosion, then you hear a massive detonation. Fireworks take longer to catch themselves then this. The reason behind why these explosions were so potent may have had something to do with the firemen shooting water on the initial fire. Apparently Calcium Carbide might have been in the mix and when mixed with water, has the ability to catch on fire and explode. The firemen may not have known that it was a chemical fire and that is what made this explosion as devastating as it was.
User avatar #76 - besle (08/16/2015) [-]
While definitely rare, an actual firework explosion on the huge scale is possible. Happened in my country when a whole container catched on fire, and exploded. But even then, it was nowhere near to the explosion in China.
#7 - my now ex-girlfriend made this box for me once. Not for a birt… 08/12/2015 on Turning cheap boxes into... 0

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User avatar #2 - wutangnash (11/23/2011) [-]
<3 No more little buddy... no more <3
User avatar #1 - samsonschmanson ONLINE (04/17/2011) [-]
*Forever alone*
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