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    Shut up and take my fu*king money Shut up and take my fu*king money
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#190 - wtf 06/26/2014 on E3 2014 0
#16 - finally found a use for this **** 09/24/2013 on Mmmmh yes +1
#22 - well then, i learned something new today 09/23/2013 on Post The Last Image You Saw 0
#18 - and its an image uploading site, you cant upload a virus or an…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Post The Last Image You Saw +4
#21 - warnly (09/23/2013) [-]
Not all viruses are .exe, you know. Here you go: www.geek.com/news/updated2-new-virus-embeds-itself-in-jpg-images-549279/
And no, it's not bullshit.
#22 - samskie (09/23/2013) [-]
well then, i learned something new today
#1 - i need one... NOW  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Because fluffy. +9
User avatar #80 - unncommon (08/30/2013) [-]
Medium rare or are you a commie bastard?
User avatar #21 - jasonmaki (08/30/2013) [-]
I need one on my grill
#1 - Comment deleted 08/29/2013 on The CEO's First and Last Day 0
#99 - it is for red/green  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on dawg 0
User avatar #100 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
Shades.
A very specific line of shades.
#52 - w/e i was lazy and just greyscaled it.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on dawg +1
User avatar #98 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
THAT IS ALSO NOT HOW COLOR BLINDNESS WOOOORKS
User avatar #99 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
it is for red/green
User avatar #100 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
Shades.
A very specific line of shades.
#39 - it's common knowledge that it goes red to green from top to bo… 08/25/2013 on dawg 0
#28 - 1. Because then colorblind people wouldn't know what to do. …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2013 on dawg +6
User avatar #51 - Cloudlessewe (08/25/2013) [-]
Also, if you saw the amber signal for "ready", you wouldn't know wether to slow down or speed up since they are both the same.
User avatar #60 - xbonezbreaker (08/25/2013) [-]
The 'ready' and 'prepare to stop' have different numbers on them, however I agree that the current traffic light system is fine
User avatar #46 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
THAT. IS. NOT. HOW. COLOR. BLINDNESS. WOOOORKS.
#52 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
w/e i was lazy and just greyscaled it.
User avatar #98 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
THAT IS ALSO NOT HOW COLOR BLINDNESS WOOOORKS
User avatar #99 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
it is for red/green
User avatar #100 - warioteam (08/25/2013) [-]
Shades.
A very specific line of shades.
#35 - baconmansenior (08/25/2013) [-]
If my client had never drivin in a place where traffic lights are sideways he could not have known the difference!
#39 - samskie (08/25/2013) [-]
it's common knowledge that it goes red to green from top to bottom. And for the sideways ones its red to green from left to right.
User avatar #34 - fuzzypickles (08/25/2013) [-]
Not only that, but it seizes to have reason to exist.
The current traffic light system is so simplistically perfect in design.
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#7 - fucken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/02/2012) [-]
What is up, mate?
What is up, mate?
User avatar #2 to #1 - samskie (08/02/2012) [-]
Do i know ya bro? You added me
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/02/2012) [-]
I don't think ya do, d00d, I just added you cuz I believe I liked your   
post :3   
   
Hope that's okay :)
I don't think ya do, d00d, I just added you cuz I believe I liked your
post :3

Hope that's okay :)
#4 to #3 - samskie (08/02/2012) [-]
yay lol okay
yay lol okay
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (08/02/2012) [-]
****					 yes. Friends 4 lyfe.   
   
So what's up, dude?
**** yes. Friends 4 lyfe.

So what's up, dude?
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