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sammyboys

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:3/23/2012
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4941 total,  5427 ,  486
Comment Thumbs: 1296 total,  1481 ,  185
Content Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:17
Content Views:41131
Times Content Favorited:587 times
Total Comments Made:396
FJ Points:701
Favorite Tags: Cleverbot (6) | Biebier (2)
I am currently in a Van near your house, hijacking your WiFi . Na, that was a joke. I'm actually inside your house. In a deep corner that you have never yet explored as it sends shivers down your spine. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle.
I call it your mom's vagina.
I'm really bored. Can you tell? I don't know why you're reading this to be honest. I'm just passing the time until the bacon is cooked downstairs... Oh, thats my dad calling. Bacon must be done. Actually I can smell it. Well BYE.

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    Oh you! Oh you!
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    I lold I lold
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    WIILLLSSSOOOOONNNN WIILLLSSSOOOOONNNN
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    Highland cows have it tough. Highland cows have it tough.
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    WTF? WTF?
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latest user's comments

#44 - QI Or "Quite Interesting"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2011 on Dangerous +1
User avatar
#46 - Axelfbomber (06/01/2011) [-]
Thanks
#85 - Give me that, a day and some woods... 04/29/2011 on WALK THE DINOSAUR 0
#17 - In "a bit of fry and laurie" comedy sketch show from… 04/05/2011 on Like a motherfucking boss. 0
#37 - Testicle hands: Useless in a fight. 03/14/2011 on Testical Hands 2 +1
#22 - llol me too. you get it from demonoid?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2011 on Camouflage Fail 0
#32 - DJ SpoonTooBig (02/26/2011) [-]
my stepdad torrents, and i get shit off his server xD
#161 - at first it was a pealing. 02/24/2011 on I wonder +4
#4 - You loved it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2011 on horny turtle +2
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#5 - FJSoldier (02/10/2011) [-]
I didn't not did haven't enjoyed it
#48 - Picture 02/05/2011 on YellowSubmarine's profile 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2011 on You're grounded +3
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#16 - WolfRider (02/04/2011) [-]
SPIDER MAN IS LEFT HANDED?!
#106 - Picture 02/01/2011 on Pokemon Comic Part 4 +3
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#34 - dhruv
(10/25/2010) [-]
Thanks dude!
#33 - sammyboys
(10/24/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 60** size of my dick cm
#35 to #212 - AnimeJay
(10/29/2010) [-]
It made a mistake. It was supposed to put 0.6 xD
#32 - Zeratool **User deleted account**
has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - adip
(10/09/2010) [-]
I am currently in a scooby doo costume... your statement is invalid
(lol its true if u wanna see go to tinychat.com/darklersroom )
#31 to #209 - sammyboys
(10/20/2010) [-]
lol wtf?
#29 - iforgotmyaccname **User deleted account**
has deleted their comment [-]
#25 - dhruv
(09/07/2010) [-]
keep it up with the 3D man...great stuff
#26 to #199 - sammyboys
(09/08/2010) [-]
Will do man! Thank you!
#13 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 0**
#14 to #187 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 1**
#15 to #188 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 2**
#16 to #189 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 3**
#17 to #190 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 4**
#18 to #191 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 5**
#19 to #192 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 6**
#20 to #193 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 7**
#21 to #194 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 8**
#22 to #195 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 9**
#28 to #196 - loneman
(09/28/2010) [-]
#23 to #196 - sammyboys
(09/04/2010) [-]
#24 to #197 - adip
(09/05/2010) [-]
HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEET. its...not...even...a ....fake..
#10 - adip
(08/27/2010) [-]
Your description is badass.
Like. Beyond the level...Of badasness
#11 to #184 - adip
(08/27/2010) [-]
ASS* dont tell anyone i spelt that wrong
#12 to #185 - sammyboys
(08/27/2010) [-]
Shhh... I wont.
#3 - AnimeJay
(08/24/2010) [-]
Here.
#4 to #176 - sammyboys
(08/24/2010) [-]
Thats what i'm talkin 'bout
Thats what i'm talkin 'bout
#5 to #177 - AnimeJay
(08/24/2010) [-]
youre welcome. :)
#6 to #178 - sammyboys
(08/24/2010) [-]
Anything you want buddy

just say
#7 to #179 - AnimeJay
(08/24/2010) [-]
make it your avatar
#8 to #180 - sammyboys
(08/24/2010) [-]
Did it. Really, Thanks so much. Love it.
#9 to #182 - AnimeJay
(08/24/2010) [-]
Youre welcome :D
#1 - sammyboys
(08/22/2010) [-]
**sammyboys rolls 666** Trips and I eat a whole jar of ******* hot chillis
#2 to #174 - sammyboys
(08/22/2010) [-]
**** you Devil, **** you!