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sammyboys

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:3/23/2012
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Content Thumbs: 4941 total,  5427 ,  486
Comment Thumbs: 1296 total,  1481 ,  185
Content Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:17
Content Views:42858
Times Content Favorited:586 times
Total Comments Made:396
FJ Points:701
Favorite Tags: Cleverbot (6) | Biebier (2)
I am currently in a Van near your house, hijacking your WiFi . Na, that was a joke. I'm actually inside your house. In a deep corner that you have never yet explored as it sends shivers down your spine. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle.
I call it your mom's vagina.
I'm really bored. Can you tell? I don't know why you're reading this to be honest. I'm just passing the time until the bacon is cooked downstairs... Oh, thats my dad calling. Bacon must be done. Actually I can smell it. Well BYE.

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    Oh you! Oh you!
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    I lold I lold
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    WIILLLSSSOOOOONNNN WIILLLSSSOOOOONNNN
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    They Don't Understand They Don't Understand
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    Highland cows have it tough. Highland cows have it tough.
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    You're grounded You're grounded
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    New Jessi Slaughter 2 New Jessi Slaughter 2
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    falcon punch falcon punch
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    horny turtle horny turtle
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    pedophile guy pedophile guy
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    Om nom nom Om nom nom
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    WTF? WTF?
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    Lol wtf Lol wtf
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latest user's comments

#44 - QI Or "Quite Interesting"  [+] (1 reply) 06/01/2011 on Dangerous +1
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#46 - Axelfbomber (06/01/2011) [-]
Thanks
#22 - llol me too. you get it from demonoid?  [+] (1 reply) 02/26/2011 on Camouflage Fail 0
#32 - DJ SpoonTooBig (02/26/2011) [-]
my stepdad torrents, and i get shit off his server xD
#4 - You loved it.  [+] (1 reply) 02/10/2011 on horny turtle +2
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#5 - FJSoldier (02/10/2011) [-]
I didn't not did haven't enjoyed it
#48 - Picture 02/05/2011 on YellowSubmarine's profile 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 02/04/2011 on You're grounded +3
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#16 - WolfRider (02/04/2011) [-]
SPIDER MAN IS LEFT HANDED?!