I am currently in a Van near your house, hijacking your WiFi . Na, that was a joke. I'm actually inside your house. In a deep corner that you have never yet explored as it sends shivers down your spine. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle.
I call it your mom's vagina.
I'm really bored. Can you tell? I don't know why you're reading this to be honest. I'm just passing the time until the bacon is cooked downstairs... Oh, thats my dad calling. Bacon must be done. Actually I can smell it. Well BYE.