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No cats care about their owners, even people that "thinks their cats love them" are wrong. They just don't understand that they smell like food.
Cats only give their owners Toxoplasmosis, a parasite that makes you care for cats and get more cats (which is why "The Crazy Cat Lady" is a real thing).
Cat owners KNOW all of this just refuse to admit it and stick their noses up and pout their parasite-infected lips and go grab their cat hoping it will love them. Which it never will......sheeee
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wow you must think all the people around you are fucking idiots for liking cats huh. small minded asshole
This comment is dumb enough that I would automatically assume it was bait on any other website, but here I can't be sure.
Found the dirty cat apathy denier.
Considering that is scientifically a fact that is exists and is making people do those things.... I can't be sure if you are retarded or not...
It was funny when it was a joke but now you're being leon levels of retarded.
0 of the links you posted support your argument
0 links on google support your argument
0 anything supports you're argument
You're fucking insane if you honestly believe cat's are trying to control peoples brains with parasites.
Dunno why this is getting thumbed your mayoclinic, cdc, and sogc don't support your statement and the other two links have very little to do with what is and is not 'scientifically a fact'
Basically you just made me read 6 pages of random shit for no reason so booooooo to you.
It's really cute how you didn't read any of the links you've posted. If you had, you might have learned that the second line of your first comment is conjecture based on a theory held by a self-admitted crazy person (though his research is decently sound, it does not come remotely close to proving that Toxoplasmosis causes people to care for cats as you're claiming
which you'd know if you read the links you posted
), and that the first and third lines are utterly baseless. I never said that Toxoplasmosis wasn't real, you imbecile, it's the ridiculous stretches of the imagination your comment is based on that I take issue with.
Basically, unless you can provide credible sources stating that cats do not care about their owners, you're either baiting or talking out your ass because you hate cats and can't stand that other people like them. Either way, on the off chance that someone feels inclined to believe your bullshit, I'll take the bait and give you the reply you want.
You must be Autistic. How the fuck can anyone measure how much a cat cares about something? Hell, we can't even measure how much any human cares about something.
Unless you have invented some device to help autists and socially anxious people measure what people mean when they say things (and you are going to get fucking rich by the way if you did), you are far more full of shit than you can even imagine mentally, because obviously you don't have the mental capacity to even cogitate that these things are true. If you had taken the time to actually read these Links and look for more Links, you will find that it makes people get more cats over time.
Now there are theories as to how this affected Egyptians, making them have so many cats and becoming infected with so much Toxoplasmosis that is made them FUCKING WORSHIP CATS (look up Bast ffs, actually nevermind, you won't unless someone paste-feeds you a fucking link), but I will admit that is a theory. When you have sources in front of you and more available to you on the internets that tells you what the parasite does and how it affects people WHICH IS NOT RELATED TO MEASURING HOW SOMETHING CARES YOU DUMBASS, then I have no choice but to admit that you are completely retarded.
Enjoy your Autism, mate.... sheeee
>How the fuck can anyone measure how much a cat cares about something
You were the one claiming you knew that cats don't fucking care about us, despite some of them displaying actions that would seem to indicate that they care about us, so you tell me. Oh, right, you just admitted you were talking out your ass. Gj, buddy.
>If you had taken the time to actually read these Links and look for more Links, you will find that it makes people get more cats over time.
Oh boy, someone who doesn't know that correlation does not equal causation! Come back to me when you've got proof of that claim, which I doubt you'll find seeing as it currently doesn't exist.
>Now there are theories as to how this affected Egyptians, making them have so many cats
You know another theory for why ancient people liked cats? Because back in the day, vermin spread disease and ate our food like fucking mad, and
cats hunt vermin.
Toxoplasmosis doesn't instantly make people develop symptoms,
so there would have had to be a reason for people to keep cats around and contract your supposed mind control disease in the first place.
We didn't feed or shelter animals unless they were of use to us back then. Now, neither of our theories are anything more than theories, but yours is just a tad less likely, not that this even matters ffs.
>look up Bast ffs, actually nevermind, you won't unless someone paste-feeds you a fucking link
Right, because the burden of proof doesn't actually lie on the person who makes the claim. Thanks for confirming that you're a troll. Since only an idiot would take you seriously at this point, I'm not gonna bother with you any more.
Just give up. The other dude can't even see the hypocrisy in his logic.
Yeah, him I don't care about, though I'm no longer sure he was just baiting. It's just baffling that people agree with him despite his failure to refute any of my points. He is right about one thing, though, no one's opinion can change the truth. The only difference is that his opinion is based on sheer conjecture instead of rational thought. All I know is that my cat either loves me as much as my dog does or she's one hell of a good actress.
Hey man/gal/thing its the internet and you're on FJ. Not really a place where you'll find logic.
True FJ has its moments but rarely.
I'm just gonna hop on in here to tell you that you are indeed wrong, and are terrible at arguing.
You are bias'd, salty, and thin skinned. That much was obvious when you immediately used the retort 'it's really cute how' because only condescending/pretentious people use that when they're being serious. And you are obviously being serious.
Just so you know, you're really less special than you think. Your self awareness is non existent and it's concerning.
I'll give a single fuck about your opinion of whether I'm right or wrong based on how many of my points you've managed to refute, so you and the other guy are standing at a grand total of zero right abut now. As for me being biased, salty, and thin-skinned, I definitely am. I mean, that doesn't change the fact that my argument holds more water than his, but I'm definitely pissed at his idiocy and biased towards the belief that cats do care about us, for reasons I've explained. The use of condescending language was because the other guy said some stupid shit, and I wanted to heavily indicate to him how stupid it was. As for me being... less special than I think? What? I guess I missed the comment where I was talking about how special I was, probably because it doesn't exist.
> wah I don't understand what you are talking about and don't want to believe it so wah some more
> in fact, I have no counter arguement so I'm going to take my ball and go home
Good. FUCK OFF FOREVER, who gives a shit?
I'm not changing the truth, I'm only presenting it.
You're not changing the truth, even if you deny it.
You're not changing what I think, YOU NEVER WILL.
SO JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
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