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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#5109121 - Because you went and begged people who make front page for the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5109123 - wethepixelisgod (03/14/2015) [-]
I didnt beg.
i asked nicely.
#3406693 - Whats the difference between being anon And just having an…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3406698 - quincyadam (03/29/2013) [-]
as i said before, anons are just cowardly posters
#3406704 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
Say that to my face faggot
#3406711 - quincyadam (03/29/2013) [-]
say that with your account
#3406703 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
I can just as easy go make 10 accounts.
Just takes a minute or two.
#3406707 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #3406706 - quincyadam (03/29/2013) [-]
go for it
#3406686 - lolololol 03/29/2013 on Play items -6
#3406680 - K 03/29/2013 on Play items -6
#2692010 - **salvationishere rolls 440** 01/25/2013 on Play items +3
#2563738 - Used the hoarder got 5 new years eggs. Is that good?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #2563745 - abotu (01/14/2013) [-]
not bad
#2541417 - **salvationishere rolls 083** 01/12/2013 on Play items 0
#2541382 - **salvationishere rolls 208** 01/12/2013 on Play items 0
#2445765 - Why?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on Play items 0
#2445768 - deafitems (01/05/2013) [-]
Because I find funny stuff in weird places.
#2445755 - What?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Play items 0
#2445759 - deafitems (01/05/2013) [-]
Thought it was funny.
User avatar #2445765 - salvationishere (01/05/2013) [-]
#2445768 - deafitems (01/05/2013) [-]
Because I find funny stuff in weird places.
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#110 - mcm (12/10/2012) [-]
can you please do some tokens for me man :)?
User avatar #111 to #110 - salvationishere (12/10/2012) [-]
send them to PAS
#113 to #111 - mcm (12/10/2012) [-]
#112 to #111 - mcm (12/10/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, but who is PAS?
User avatar #105 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
Wheres the Slot?

And I hate to be so annoying about this, but could I go ahead and have the account information so I can be on and do requests when you aren't on?
User avatar #106 to #105 - salvationishere (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm letting a friend use it. Someone I know. it'll be back in like 2 minutes. Yeah I guess I can PM you the stuff. From what I heard though people just want the account info so they can steal the slot.. so Idk
User avatar #107 to #106 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]
I've always been a trustworthy user and have never done wrong to anyone.
Like I stated before you can ask Five, or even some other users on the board.

For those that know me they can confirm what I say.

I ran the first community strong slot machine and co-made this very strong slot.
User avatar #108 to #107 - salvationishere (12/10/2012) [-]
alright dude... Well yeah I'm on the account right now, but I'll PM you the info. And the info to PAS even though it's empty I think.
User avatar #109 to #108 - kenada (12/10/2012) [-]

We could move the slot over to PAS or the account I used to use for SSM services.

Moving it to PAS might not be good because it received a bad name after all events.
And the SSM account can post pictures so that will provide for screencaps.
User avatar #103 - cantada (12/09/2012) [-]
I feel like I just got ripped off. 15 500 tokens, 49 100 tokens and I get 6000 rits and you can't post pictures.
User avatar #104 to #103 - salvationishere (12/09/2012) [-]
It's called probablility. There's a 30% success rate. If you don't like your outcome tough luck.
User avatar #95 - Emp (12/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #87 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
Come on man.
User avatar #89 to #88 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
Could you let me have access to the account, you said that I'd still be able to run services with the VSSM a few days ago.
User avatar #90 to #89 - salvationishere (12/09/2012) [-]
This isn't five.
User avatar #92 to #90 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
Five told me that I would still be in the group
I was part of the PAS group


I haven't heard from Five or anyone since this comment.
User avatar #93 to #92 - salvationishere (12/09/2012) [-]
I'm his friend down the street. He kinda stopped coming on here lol. he gave me the account password for this one and his items one.
User avatar #94 to #93 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
Well could I possibly have share of this account?

I worked hard with him and a few others that quit on the slot.
And he pretty much took it away.
User avatar #96 to #94 - salvationishere (12/09/2012) [-]
Uh maybe I suppose :p. Lemme do some tokens aha.
User avatar #98 to #96 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
You can ask Five about me if you need to.
I've never done wrong to anyone.

And I have an account set up that can post screen caps of results that I used to use when I had a Strong Slot machine.
User avatar #101 to #98 - salvationishere (12/09/2012) [-]
I have the password to PAS as well.
User avatar #100 to #98 - salvationishere (12/09/2012) [-]
He honestly just doesn't even care about this site anymore. He had gotten way too sucked into it, and kinda just realized that the whole thing is pointless. Which in reality is totally true lol. I don't even have an account on this site nor do I collect.
User avatar #102 to #100 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
I kinda feel the same way, especially with these stupid items now.
But I do like helping out everyone, which is why I had the slot.

Just send me a PM whenever.
User avatar #86 - kumark (12/09/2012) [-]
Thanks for your help :D
User avatar #83 - kumark (12/09/2012) [-]
Could I sent you my tokens?
#82 - thailin (12/09/2012) [-]
Could you do my tokens??
User avatar #81 - kenada (12/09/2012) [-]
Could I please have access to the slot again?

You told me I'd be able to, and I haven't had any word from you since.
User avatar #70 - feferest (12/05/2012) [-]
What for 2x Poop Poop ?
User avatar #71 to #70 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
anything this account doesnt have:

User avatar #72 to #71 - feferest (12/05/2012) [-]
You only don`t have Glowing Pheonix, but I would offer that for that Time item,... I dunno
User avatar #74 to #73 - feferest (12/05/2012) [-]
Time wasting item
User avatar #75 to #74 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Can't sell it.
User avatar #76 to #75 - feferest (12/05/2012) [-]
Why? :(
I will offer Glowing Phenoix, Its Happening item,present, or just look at my items.
Pleasee. :(
User avatar #79 to #76 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
It'd have to be an extremely good offer lol. Besides there's only 50, even if it was mine idk if I'd take it...
User avatar #77 to #76 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
It's not mine.
User avatar #78 to #77 - feferest (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh, ok :l
User avatar #64 - matoob (12/05/2012) [-]
can i buy that key off of you?
User avatar #66 to #64 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
can just have it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - matoob (12/05/2012) [-]
thank you
#47 - codes has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #47 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
TL;DR. Well actually I did read the first line, it was all rage. I'm assuming the rest is as well. Nice job wasting 10 minutes typing a rage poem I won't read.
User avatar #50 to #49 - codes (12/05/2012) [-]
Not really rage. I actually typed it in about 3. I'm not a 13 year old poking at the keyboard.
User avatar #52 to #50 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Nice then. I still didn't read it. Your point was still not relevant to what happened.
User avatar #54 to #52 - codes (12/05/2012) [-]
Were you the one on last night? The one that blocked me?
User avatar #59 to #55 - codes (12/05/2012) [-]
Well I meant to apologize for the way I acted last night, but I'm assuming you didn't get it, being blocked in all. Either way, do what you will with the slot. Have a good day.
User avatar #60 to #59 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I read your message, but judging by this entire think you apparently typed out in 3 minutes, I highly doubt it.
User avatar #61 to #60 - codes (12/05/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter to me what you feel or not. You will soon be the cancer of the items board.
User avatar #62 to #61 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
It's a board that revolves around .gifs... Think about it, think about the whole concept of items for a second. Do you think I honestly care?

You need to login to view this link

THATS what I care about, that's my passion. Unlike some people around here.
User avatar #45 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
if you want to try to start anew, let me know.
User avatar #46 to #45 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #48 to #46 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
okay, just shoot me a message when you're ready.
User avatar #51 to #48 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
forsure dude. Thanks for being that one guy. lol
User avatar #53 to #51 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
...i'm actually female, but that's okay...
User avatar #56 to #53 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Haha, that one girl then. My bad :p
User avatar #58 to #56 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
no worries. my pleasure. :)
#32 - greatalexander **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #32 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
It's on another alt, because I decided to tell everyone this was me.
#35 to #34 - greatalexander **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
So I'm proud of myself for figuring it out. But can I just ask why you did it?
User avatar #7 to #6 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
because **** got out of hand last night with people demanding I do their stuff, and scammer accusations because of what fern did. I couldn't convince people otherwise that I wasn't doing anything wrong, and I'd constantly gotten hated for all the work I'd done. The slot still exists, it'll come back up once people can learn to treat me like a human and not a slave or a robot. I hope this makes sense, but the board has been completely out of reason. Yeah I'm hated now, but oh well.
User avatar #41 to #7 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
I think everyone gets a second chance. I'd be more than happy to try to help you fix things.
User avatar #36 to #7 - capslockrage (12/05/2012) [-]
well i always tried to be nice and i always sent a gift every time i sent tokens
User avatar #37 to #36 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I know you did... I'm really sorry it's had to be this way for the people like you who were supportive through everything.
User avatar #39 to #37 - capslockrage (12/05/2012) [-]
well when you open it back up, i wouldn't want to be a member of the staff or anything, but if you wanted i could do tokens for people when nobody was online it.
i have noticed a lot of times none of you guys are on funnyjunk and i see people in need of a slot
User avatar #40 to #39 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
we were 24/7 until nearly all the staff quit and started scamming /:
User avatar #42 to #40 - capslockrage (12/05/2012) [-]
it sucks man, it really does.
i wish people wouldn't feel the need to scam virtual items, like they think it will get them somewhere.
User avatar #43 to #42 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I just wish people wouldn't take virtual items so seriously. Lol
User avatar #44 to #43 - capslockrage (12/05/2012) [-]
i know...
User avatar #8 to #7 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
I understand, but in making a stand you've hurt others. Have you not tried to make amends?
User avatar #10 to #8 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
And on a side note, I tried to apologize for what the users on PAS did, and said I'd do my best to hire a new reliable staff. In return I got spammed with "scamming bitch", "give the slot away" and red thumbs galore. People are very deserving.
User avatar #13 to #10 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
they get caught up, we get riled up very easily.
User avatar #11 to #10 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I don't know if you know exactly what happened, but I hadn't done a single thing except help people until last night went down.
User avatar #12 to #9 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
could you tell me the order of events?
User avatar #14 to #12 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
This is going to be a story so I hope you have some time. I'm going to tell it with arrows cause it makes it easier. lol.

>I'd originally quit items in the middle of making the VSSM cause someone scammed us 3 god gems
>Was still addicted so I came back to finish it.
>My new account was level 0
>PAS was level 50 or something

-This is now last night-

>Log onto PAS to send someone some art I was working on because my new account was level 0
>Instantly flooded with requests for tokens
>I'd been having an incredibly ****** day so I didn't feel like doing tokens at the moment
>Post on board: I'm not doing tokens at the moment, I'm sorry but I've had a really stressful day
>Instantly start getting hated. Flamed, raged, trolled. Whatever
>Boardwide **********
>Apparently fern had been scamming, expose him
>People just keep accusing me of scamming as well
>I don't have the energy for this, stop trying to argue, **** gets out of hand.
>People assume that I'm never going to do tokens again
>get hated even more, feeling like **** . Pretty pissed.

-this is today now-

>wake up, ready to do tokens, whatever
>Post on board VSSM open yadda yadda I'll do your tokens
>Instantly start getting hated "scammer bitch" whatever.
>apparently no one trusts me cause of what other members had done
>people say I've been scamming even though I never have, no one backed up that argument, they just said it cause another person did etc.
>Still feeling like **** , people just expected me to slave them
>I move the slot to an alt account until people can shape the **** up.

I don't see what I did negative to anyone until I removed the slot.
User avatar #16 to #14 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm sure there's a couple parts of the story I'd missed, but really nothing too important. I really haven't done anything wrong until I disabled PAS. Everyone says I have but yet no one's said what I did or proven anything.
User avatar #19 to #16 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
How frustrating. I wish there was a way to fix everything wish a wave of a magic wand :/
User avatar #15 to #14 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
what was ken's take on this? was he a player?
User avatar #17 to #15 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Ken doesn't even know this account is me, and I honestly think he's better off not knowing, RevengeNL pretty much brainwashed him. Now that I mentioned his name he'll probably come here and start raging too. He never even used the slot. Not once. I don't know where he got his information from.
User avatar #63 to #17 - kenada (12/05/2012) [-]
I was on the slot the most I can.
I've been dealing with potential death in my family, my uncle has to have brain surgery tomorrow for a tumor that they discovered 3-4 months ago.
It was said he has an 85% chance of not making it.

I've been trying to figure out what was going on from the god gem situation, to the tokens scam, and to this. People kept blaming me, or another member, but I told them not to make accusations until hard evidence was brought against someone.

It seems that every time I had time to log on, something new was happening, which nobody really cared to fill me in on.

I don't hate anyone, but yeah, I am quite pissed at what's been going on.

Now I've got to go back to sleep soon so I can, hopefully, get to go to the hospital with my mum and brother to see my uncle.
User avatar #65 to #63 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I wish you luck dude.
User avatar #68 to #65 - kenada (12/05/2012) [-]
So whatever you're doing with the slot.
Rehiring people, self-running it, I don't know.

I never did anything bad and never got complaints on my own liability
So I still want a part with the machine.
User avatar #69 to #68 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I know, and you're still in it dude. I can't say the same for the rest. You're the only person who hadn't quit who is trustworthy, seeing I proof fern was scamming until he deleted it. I'm not trying to make it sound like this VSSM is mine, cause it's not. I'm just trying to renew things.
User avatar #80 to #69 - kenada (12/06/2012) [-]
Could I have the account/pass to whatever account has the slot at least.

I'd like to still offer services to people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
Can you prove your innocence at all? Like, did you ever get a chance to screenshot anything that went down? Stuff like this gets so complicated :(
User avatar #20 to #18 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I'd been screencapping all the token requests I do. Somehow I'm apparently still a scammer. Yet no one proved me guilty. Of anything.
User avatar #21 to #20 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
can you prove fern scammed?
User avatar #23 to #22 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Nevermind, now I can't. He went and deleted all the messages off PAS before I could show everyone.
User avatar #25 to #24 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
that's suspicious.
User avatar #26 to #25 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Yep, just like everything else. I can't prove anything to back myself up. But no one can prove anything against myself. Proving that PAS as a whole scammed, yes that's easy. But against me? No. So we're all at an impasse.
User avatar #28 to #26 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
And I think if you sent it back, so that only Ken and yourself had access, you could clear your name.
User avatar #27 to #26 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
This is so awful, such a standstill. Would you consider trading the slot back to Ken and getting others to help, like myself? I'm on every day, and I feel like there's a gap that could possibly be filled. It's thrown everyone so hard. I really want to help, otherwise everything will continue going to pot.
User avatar #29 to #27 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I've already tried this. People apparently can't trust me for whatever reason. I have no problem with kenada. but he hates me now. I'm not giving it away though, I want a new staff to work with. but there's the hard part.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
why is that the hard part?
User avatar #38 to #30 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Maxed out replies, but apparently you're the 1% then,.
User avatar #31 to #30 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Because everybody and their brother hates me. Take it from yourself. I told you I was the most hated person on the board, and you guessed correctly.
User avatar #57 to #31 - vmandude (12/05/2012) [-]
ok, look. this whole "scamming" thing is stupid. i too got scammed by PAS. here's my offer. **** the PAS account, ill volunteer my other account, vmandudethesecond, to be the new VSSM account. iv never scammed anyone, in fact im very much against scammers and thieves, as iv been stolen from a lot in my life, and i know how much it sucks. me, salvation, nilla, and who else was definitely trustworthy from the PAS group? you guys can screencap this message to know that vmandude, aka Joshua Blight, aka vmandudethesecond, is willing to work with the VSSM formerly made with and used by PublicAwesomeSlot, and that all deals will be screencapped and monitored by the other members.
User avatar #33 to #31 - nillabonbon (12/05/2012) [-]
That's because i knew you were in the center of a ********* . I don't hate you. I just wanted to know what the fuss was about. And I give people the benefit of the doubt.
#5 - itemmaaan (12/05/2012) [-]
Sorry can't do it
User avatar #1 - PopcornViking (12/05/2012) [-]
im pissed because i earned all of my points from thumbs
User avatar #2 to #1 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
Don't we all.
User avatar #3 to #2 - PopcornViking (12/05/2012) [-]
alot of people trade for points
User avatar #4 to #3 - salvationishere (12/05/2012) [-]
I know this.
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