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#816 - 300mph!? that's seeing some serious shit right there go… 1 hour ago on /cars/ 0
#810 - fuck, still not worth buying if no Test Track! Test Track is …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #813 - Rei (1 hour ago) [-]
Special Stage Route X is an oval that goes for 30 km's. I use it to get the max speed out of my best cars. So far I've gotten a Pagani up to 480 km/h
#13 - ow... 1 hour ago on You lost your arms 0
#807 - simply the test track, it's a 6 mile oval  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #808 - Rei (1 hour ago) [-]
Replaced with the Special Stage Route X

GT6 has 11 more tracks then GT5.
#804 - wouldn't mind a 4WD* fixed 1 hour ago on /cars/ +1
#802 - Turbochargers take in more air to boost Horsepower, however Tu…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on /cars/ +1
User avatar #803 - the one and only (1 hour ago) [-]
yeeerp, gotta wait for that spool.
#797 - just 1 question, does it have the old Test Track from GT3?  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #806 - Rei (1 hour ago) [-]
What was the name of the track?
#795 - 1. Normally bigger the better but I like 4-cylinders, it's ver…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on /cars/ +1
User avatar #804 - saltyfries (1 hour ago) [-]
wouldn't mind a 4WD* fixed
User avatar #801 - the one and only (1 hour ago) [-]
you know how turbo works right?
User avatar #802 - saltyfries (1 hour ago) [-]
Turbochargers take in more air to boost Horsepower, however Turbochargers tend to suffer turbo lag.
User avatar #803 - the one and only (1 hour ago) [-]
yeeerp, gotta wait for that spool.
#788 - However from what I've heard they sacrificed a lot of cars in …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on /cars/ 0
#794 - Rei (1 hour ago) [-]
GT6 has more cars, and brought back more cars which were taken out from 5.

There are also more tracks and a better mix of events.
#28 - Wisconsinfag here, finally had a 90*F day a couple days ago, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on English Summer 0
User avatar #30 - hanyouvale (1 hour ago) [-]
i just moved from wisconsin 2 months ago. shit, that winter we had recently was just terrible.

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User avatar #360 - saltyfries (07/24/2014) [-]
is there a medicalexplain or a bodyexplain or a doctorexplain in the house?

or can scienceexplain help me with something?
User avatar #358 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
spazzin, makotoitou, good news, September 9th (possibly) maybe the day I come down to Chicago again! This time to see downtown and not the aquarium. Here's hoping you guys have a day off that day
#361 to #358 - spazzin (07/25/2014) [-]
If I'm not working. Most of my close friends will be off at college by then
User avatar #362 to #361 - saltyfries (07/25/2014) [-]
it'll be nice to know a local so my family stays safe, sort of XD
User avatar #359 to #358 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I got classes that day, and I don't have too much time between. I'll see what happens though.
#352 - Dalhoff (07/17/2014) [-]
Im from just down the road from you. Im from Sheboygan
User avatar #353 to #352 - saltyfries (07/17/2014) [-]
no shit? My mom's got a friend who's from there, lovely town.
#354 to #353 - Dalhoff (07/17/2014) [-]
I was going to say the same about green bay
User avatar #355 to #354 - saltyfries (07/17/2014) [-]
freaky, my mom's friend's last name... well used to be she's had a few husbands, it used to be Warren...
#356 to #355 - Dalhoff (07/17/2014) [-]
don't recognize the name. Although if she shops at Kwik Trips then I have probably helped her at some point over the last 4 years.
User avatar #357 to #356 - saltyfries (07/17/2014) [-]
she's lived there for years, has 2 daughters and a son that's all I know
Chandra, Kelsey, and Carston(?)
User avatar #349 - spinthatrecord (07/15/2014) [-]
so what do you think about Sting in 2k15?

I for one welcome our Surfer Overlord
User avatar #350 to #349 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
meh, it'd be better if he shows up on WWE TV but whatevs.
User avatar #348 - saltyfries (07/12/2014) [-]
testing word filters

my big tittied mommy
sexy
to
two
you're
your
User avatar #339 - saltyfries (07/11/2014) [-]
SPAZZIN! I SUMMON THEE!
User avatar #340 to #339 - spazzin (07/12/2014) [-]
fuckboi
User avatar #341 to #340 - saltyfries (07/12/2014) [-]
Chicago, Rosemont, or Bensenville?
User avatar #342 to #341 - spazzin (07/12/2014) [-]
C-chicago.
User avatar #343 to #342 - saltyfries (07/12/2014) [-]
never mind, I should be more specific
Steel, Wolves, or Blackhawks?
User avatar #344 to #343 - spazzin (07/12/2014) [-]
Blackhawks. But why are you asking?
User avatar #345 to #344 - saltyfries (07/12/2014) [-]
just wondering, I rented NHL 2014, and it's a fucking blast to play. I've been playing more with AHL teams than NHL teams, including the Wolves and Admirals (Milwaukee).
User avatar #346 to #345 - spazzin (07/12/2014) [-]
14 is just like 12 to me lol. Can't wait for 15 to come out tho. Looks sick.
User avatar #347 to #346 - saltyfries (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm just saying that out of all sports games I've ever played, I've never had this much fun with one!
With baseball it's cheating with rosters and seeing how many homeruns you can hit in a game, while pitching a shutout
With football it's how many TD's you can score in a single game while pitching a shutout, and balancing rosters
With Golf it's how low can you go under par. All 3 of which are only so much fun for so long
With hockey, I can play the game, have fun, and feel talented scoring goals. I scored 8 in one game with Gretzky. I don't have to worry about shutouts as that's kind of hard to do (unless your legends vs. Great Britain), I don't have to worry about homeruns obviously, or strikeouts, I'm not familiar with rosters yet, I'm not worrying about playing bad or screwing up because shit happens. I've never had this much fun playing a sports game!
User avatar #335 - mysterykid (07/08/2014) [-]
Can I have a minute of your time?
User avatar #336 to #335 - saltyfries (07/08/2014) [-]
a penny for my thoughts?
User avatar #337 to #336 - mysterykid (07/08/2014) [-]
I have this disgusting pimple on my back. I think I remember you talking about it.
Should I pop it or just let it be?
User avatar #338 to #337 - saltyfries (07/08/2014) [-]
get rid of it, asap, if you have a doc in the family (or nurse), have them extract it. I got zits all over my back to go along with the cyst, I know your pain...
#332 - spinthatrecord (07/05/2014) [-]
Hot Blood!!!
User avatar #333 to #332 - saltyfries (07/05/2014) [-]
oh so those are the alpha males? I only recognize Kamina...
#334 to #333 - spinthatrecord (07/05/2014) [-]
The one on in the back to the right of Kamina is Kabuto Kouji the original super robot pilot he's from from Mazinger Z, Mazinkaiser etc, the trench coat and red scarf iss Ryouma from Shin Getter, the for front is Domon Kasshu from G gundam, yellow vest is gai shishiou from gaogaigar. unfortunately I'm not to familiar with the rest. but there ya go, If you got time I also recommend Mazinkaiser SKL it's a spin off so you don't need to know anything about the usual mazinger and mazinkaiser it's 3 episodes long and it's just hot-blooded mecha fun.
User avatar #328 - nomora ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
www.zeldaspeedruns.com/speedruns/27361

World record for OOT completion time
User avatar #329 to #328 - saltyfries (07/05/2014) [-]
does it have the gohma hack?
User avatar #330 to #329 - nomora ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know
User avatar #331 to #330 - saltyfries (07/05/2014) [-]
just clicked it, it doesn't
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Speedrun by ZFG in 21:45 [Commentated]
User avatar #326 - thatdamnllama ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
just saw on NHL Network that Tampa Bay should compete for the East next season

from a Bolts fan to a Flyers fan, prepare your anus
User avatar #327 to #326 - saltyfries (07/03/2014) [-]
Dis gun b gud
User avatar #323 - andyyy ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
How's the Skyward Sword playthrough going
#324 to #323 - saltyfries (06/30/2014) [-]
haven't started yet, playing Ocarina instead! Never played it on an HDTV before, it looks great! Forgot I had started another playthrough of it a long time ago, it was at the Forest Temple, now I'm on my way... ugh... to the Water Temple...

Will let you know when I do get to Skyward Sword though!
User avatar #325 to #324 - andyyy ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
That's cool
Lats time I played Ocarina was on the 3DS
Fabulous remake
I just saw a video about Skyward Sword and was instantly reminded on how much I loved the story
User avatar #322 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck you
#319 - murrlogic (06/21/2014) [-]
Contract Ladder Match is now Kane, Seth Rollins, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose
User avatar #320 to #319 - saltyfries (06/21/2014) [-]
this is going to be one fucked up PPV
#321 to #320 - murrlogic (06/21/2014) [-]
RVD has been confirmed as well

That makes 5 out of 7
User avatar #316 - nomora ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp
Smash being streamed right now, if you're interested. Melee right now, Project M will come right after
User avatar #317 to #316 - saltyfries (06/18/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #318 to #317 - nomora ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
And if you were watching, you just saw the most feared tactic in Melee. The Wobble.
User avatar #308 to #307 - saltyfries (06/13/2014) [-]
huehuehue
User avatar #309 to #308 - nomora ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Thank HugS, for getting the Smash Ball, and D'ron (pronounced D1, shit you not), for hyping it up even more.
User avatar #310 to #309 - saltyfries (06/13/2014) [-]
I love how in this video, OP noticed that Rosalina kinda sacrificed herself for Megaman
Megaman's Final Smash From Super Smash Bros Wii U!
User avatar #311 to #310 - nomora ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
KDJ actually didn't intend to get caught in it. He misjudged the range it had and wound up getting caught. No professional smash player would allow themselves to get caught in that unless going against a kid.
User avatar #313 to #311 - saltyfries (06/13/2014) [-]
did you ever watch the old Megaman Cartoon?
Mega Man TV Show Intro [HD]
User avatar #314 to #313 - nomora ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #312 to #311 - saltyfries (06/13/2014) [-]
still, I love how the audience just went nuts for that! That's what they went to see!
User avatar #305 - derivat (06/04/2014) [-]
i'll add you on xbox
User avatar #304 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
burndt, I summon thee!
#289 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
Did you know at one point Dixie Carter actually went to the backstage area of ROH and asked Tyler Black for a contract?
User avatar #290 to #289 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised
User avatar #291 to #290 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
Here's the funny part tho

Guess what happened at around the exact same time. Evan Bourne walked in asking for a possibility of an ROH contract and saw Black talking with Dixie

Rollins almost said yes. Bourne quickly lunged at him and pushed his ass all the way to FCW which became modern day NXT
User avatar #292 to #291 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
thank you based Bourne
User avatar #293 to #292 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
I've also learned that Mr. Anderson is forever banned from any WWE arena

why? 2009 he unintentionally gave Orton a neck injury in which JOHN FUCKING CENA called his ass out on it.
User avatar #294 to #293 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
I remembered that, and he had a good career ahead of him
User avatar #295 to #294 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
So Anderson is with TNA because he literally has no other options

That really must make him wanna consider alcohol abuse. Kaz is in Japan, Daniels is in Japan, Styles is in Japan, all they need is Aries and Dixie will suck his cock to keep him from leaving.
User avatar #296 to #295 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
I think spike should consider airing NJPW considering how fucking hot that promotion is right now, obviously on tape delay for reasons
User avatar #297 to #296 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
They cant

You know Sanada? The current TNA X-Division Champion? He is the latest protoge of HOF Great Muta

Guess what Muta is doing? Operating a smaller subsidiary called Wrestle 1 which TNA is begging them for Revenue

As if them shilling the fuck outta Bellator was bad enough.
User avatar #298 to #297 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
hey I can dream can I?
User avatar #299 to #298 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
UGH

Do you remember when WWE had a celebrity guest host run the show every night

they still do that now but not every week. 2009 truly was the worst time for Raw and where people preferred Punk, Undertaker, Swagger, Edge, and Jericho on Smackdown.
User avatar #300 to #299 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
2006 was much worse, if you look at the star ratings and cards, they were awful...
User avatar #301 to #300 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
Please understand

>Benoit death
>WWE health officials getting the boot for their bull shit backstage
>Heyman getting fired from the ECW writing department
>MCMAHON AS ECW CHAMPION
>Botchy Lashley
>Poor Sabu
>Sandman drafted to Raw
>RVD put under suspension
User avatar #302 to #301 - saltyfries (05/31/2014) [-]
I thought Heyman quit as a result of December to Dismember? Oh well
User avatar #303 to #302 - murrlogic (05/31/2014) [-]
That was a swerve

You began realizing bringing back ECW was a bad idea when most of the guys cant even fucking walk much less compete with people like Punk, Dinero, Brown, Thorn, Knox

I had high hopes for Chavo Guerrero, Kane, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy too.
User avatar #287 - megatrondecepticon (05/30/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8dqC6MLmg&hd=1 Did Mick Foley win this match? Its funny to see Orton land on those tacks.
User avatar #288 to #287 - saltyfries (05/30/2014) [-]
no unfortunately
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