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Gender: male
Age: 25
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.frey.7
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, GCN, Wii, SNES, NES, Sega Master System, Genesis, NDS, GBA, GB, PS2
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Interests: Roller Coasters, Internet, video games, anime, random education
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:Green Bay WI USA
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#14 - or like how awesome a wrestler is getting and hypes up the cro… 2 hours ago on Please recycle 0
#66 - **** yeah Archer and Danger Zone Lana, L… 3 hours ago on *music from initial D* It's... 0
#60 - I was the fat kid growing up when teachers would ask,"any… 9 hours ago on Sonic 0
#47211 - don't you start  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #47212 - plataeiou (12 hours ago) [-]
Shhhh we'll rek the habs for you.
#38 - I've seen those on Ace Combat, never even knew it existed till… 13 hours ago on plane +1
#17 - isn't human trafficking illegal anyway?  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on Fenns Job Comps- Working At... +4
User avatar #18 - mrselfdestruct (15 hours ago) [-]
illegal shit goes down in the Philippines daily.
I remember those parents whoring out their own children via webcam, by the way, these children were little kids.

#57 - EdwardNigma (11 hours ago) [-]
Is a gun license hard to get in the phillipines?
How good are you at art? Can you get a blank mask and make it spooky? If not, how hard will it be to find a spooky mask?
You know your duty.
User avatar #83 - mrselfdestruct (9 hours ago) [-]
gun license? not that difficult.
I have actually have a little proficiency in firearms. my dad took me to a range.

i don't live in the Philippines anymore.
if you look at my profile, it says Canada eh.
User avatar #84 - EdwardNigma (9 hours ago) [-]
Go back and fulfill your destiny.
User avatar #65 - arrowed (10 hours ago) [-]
is.. this some kind of murder plan you have to carry out in the phillipines?
User avatar #66 - EdwardNigma (10 hours ago) [-]
Well no I am actually telling him to become a vigilante and get people to knock that shit off.
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#439 - saltyfries (08/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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You guys wanna know something? I'm 25 years old, yet i still feel like I'm fresh out of high school, I should be doing 25 year old things, but I don't want to, why? Because they're boring, I don't feel like or want to be an adult yet. Yet so many of my classmates are married, having kids, and doing adult things, yet here I am, stuck at home, on this website, or playing vidya. If I try to be social irl, I come off as an annoying 3rd wheel, I feel like I'm in the way of people's lives, rather than being a part of them. I feel behind
Mentally
Socially
technologically
but mostly the former.
What's worse is I lack not just social skills, but things I have in common with people. I'm on a social website that mine as well be the hipster website as opposed to Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan or others. I watch abridged cartoons, I watch anime (now sparingly), I hate most M rated games, I maybe a sports guy but that only goes so far, I love Pro Wrestling, and I know so much about it, but most other people whom I know are fans of it don't know as much, and I come off as a creepy nerd sharing my knowledge. I'm a person with Autism no less, meaning I"m already not normal to begin with, and I know this feel just like them, it's uncomforting to be around someone who isn't mentally normal. I work in a grocery store, and while I'm thankful for the job, most people my age have a 9-5 job now and get paid and have a home/apartment.

This is why I feel I can't make IRL friends, I'm in the wrong place, I feel out of place, I don't fit in. I'd rather be playing video games with people who have spare time, but I know no one like that, I'd rather find single people willing to have fun, but I know no one like that, i want to have friends, but I have 0 clue if they like me or not.

People complement me everyday that I maybe the sanest one of my family, that I may have the best chance of being successful, married, with kids, but they don't know how ****** up I am, how different I am, or how fearful I am that I may never be normal or independent. I feel like I still want to be special, I want to be good at something, I always wanted to be a pro wrestler, a baseball player, a roller coaster designer, something that I can become a legend in, support my mom, and be happy, however, that isn't the case anymore. I'm lucky to even have the job now that I have, because I'm so behind.

this may sound stupid to a lot of people reading this, but please hear me out. As much as I love this site, as many friends as I have here, if only I can be the same with people IRL, as I am with you. I want to feel free about myself, like I am here.

I hope everyone who reads this, understands how I feel.

User avatar #618 - saltyfries (04/27/2015) [-]
oh **** it's bolieve
User avatar #617 to #616 - saltyfries (04/01/2015) [-]
awesome
User avatar #602 - andyyy (03/31/2015) [-]
******* hell I was just thinking about rollercoasters
what your favorite?
User avatar #607 to #604 - andyyy (03/31/2015) [-]
dang
I really want to go to a park now
User avatar #600 - spinthatrecord (03/30/2015) [-]
wrestlemania too good
User avatar #601 to #600 - saltyfries (03/30/2015) [-]
it was ******* good, come to the sports board, give me your ratings and opinions
User avatar #599 to #598 - saltyfries (03/28/2015) [-]
srry bby, but I've overstayed my welcome on anime, can't get along with anyone anymore, time to go. you can still chat on my profile if you want or catch me on the sports board.
User avatar #585 - Riukanojutsu (03/25/2015) [-]
ouch
User avatar #586 to #585 - saltyfries (03/25/2015) [-]
i'm just distancing myself from anime, i'm sorry.
User avatar #587 to #586 - Riukanojutsu (03/26/2015) [-]
Figured it was something big.

Whats up?
User avatar #590 to #587 - saltyfries (03/26/2015) [-]
they also seem to get mad at me for basically showing up, i've overstayed my welcome. I don't even like anime much anymore aside from a few select shows. everything I say just seems to piss them off.
User avatar #591 to #590 - Riukanojutsu (03/26/2015) [-]
You know ive been banned from the social board for over 2 years now right?
User avatar #603 to #591 - andyyy (03/31/2015) [-]
then I got removed from moderating duties because of you
good times
User avatar #605 to #603 - Riukanojutsu (03/31/2015) [-]
orly?
how come?
User avatar #606 to #605 - andyyy (03/31/2015) [-]
I think miki didn't like the fact that I unbanned you
User avatar #608 to #606 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2015) [-]
aw yea
that fag

Social Board was so easy to upset. It was way better when Rey was our overlord
User avatar #609 to #608 - andyyy (04/01/2015) [-]
****
I dont even remember when rey was overlord
its watever
amann is coo dude
I doubt much will happen for a while
User avatar #610 to #609 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2015) [-]
I could check it out and get everyone mad again just by showing up.
User avatar #611 to #610 - andyyy (04/01/2015) [-]
i thought miki was the only one that hated your guts
User avatar #612 to #611 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2015) [-]
he and postcp
tort also and all her valiant knights, that one edgy faggot and his friends,

some more guys I forgot
User avatar #613 to #612 - andyyy (04/01/2015) [-]
those two are gone
tort is hardly around and if you're talking about the ones that were hella thirsty for her then they're gone too
Idk who the edgy fag is
you should be aight if you really want to go
And if anything does happen then good because I love seeing internet arguments over nothing
User avatar #614 to #613 - Riukanojutsu (04/01/2015) [-]
If anythign happen I love ******** wall of text of arguments.
I remember people hyping my wall of text for a lil while. Thats around when I told tylo to **** off with his tantrums
User avatar #615 to #614 - andyyy (04/01/2015) [-]
The walls of texts
Totally forgot
Now I remember why i love you
pls come back
User avatar #592 to #591 - saltyfries (03/26/2015) [-]
had no idea, why?

also there's a new social board, should've mentioned that amann's started a new board
User avatar #593 to #592 - Riukanojutsu (03/26/2015) [-]
haha oh wow
the ride never stops

also to be honest I have no idea what your story is about. I know clarkson was fired but your story assumes I know stuff I dont
User avatar #594 to #593 - saltyfries (03/26/2015) [-]
you probably would've thought the same way about me when you see their side, an ignorant idiotic twat :/
User avatar #596 to #595 - saltyfries (03/26/2015) [-]
if you saw the argument you would think the same as they do, that I'm an ignorant idiotic twat.
User avatar #597 to #596 - Riukanojutsu (03/26/2015) [-]
whatever
User avatar #589 to #587 - saltyfries (03/26/2015) [-]
they got mad at me basically for siding with Clarkson
#588 to #587 - saltyfries (03/26/2015) [-]
i meant the social board, and in hindsight i didn't get the full story, it's about the whole Clarkson punching his producer incident, which also in hindsight is equally stupid to get mad about let alone a stupid situation. it's all stupid.

lets just say this would've helped

now I didn't know that Clarkson showed up late, but what I thought I heard was that the producer was being just as big an ass and provoked Clarkson to punching him thus deserving it.

and this all started because I said that the BBC are now SJW's, which partially was a joke and partially a fact given their recent history.
#580 - spojalec (03/25/2015) [-]
Ey man, wasn't trying to upset you or anything, I just wanted to say my small piece. Sorry things turned out the way they did.
User avatar #582 to #580 - saltyfries (03/25/2015) [-]
so apparently Clarkson showed up 3 hours late to the hotel, and I thought I read the full story, oh well, water under the bridge, already done.
User avatar #581 to #580 - saltyfries (03/25/2015) [-]
apology accepted, i'm just pissed off, every time I say anything lately people lash out at me. I'm sick of it, so I"m done. I don't want to get angry at you or anyone else anymore, so I'm walking away figuratively speaking. they call me stupid, they call me an idiot, an ignorant twat, so you know what, that means I overstayed my welcome, it means it's time for me to move on. they obviously don't want me there anymore or to begin with. I'll still be on the website, you can find me on the sports board.
User avatar #583 to #581 - spojalec (03/25/2015) [-]
That's all fair and dandy, just didn't want any bad feelings between us. I'll drop by every once an awhile, and especially when footballs back going. For now I gotta jump houses, try enjoy the rest of your day man.
User avatar #584 to #583 - saltyfries (03/25/2015) [-]
will do
#575 - jonnyfrosty (03/16/2015) [-]
Why do you have to be so salty
#576 to #575 - saltyfries (03/16/2015) [-]
Cuz then I'm not delicious
#577 to #576 - jonnyfrosty (03/16/2015) [-]
Id wish I could taste that deliciousness But you had to decline my friend request
User avatar #578 to #577 - saltyfries (03/16/2015) [-]
I had no idea who you were and it was an old request, I ALSO had no idea you'd know about it or it would notify you
#579 to #578 - jonnyfrosty (03/16/2015) [-]
Well, it did, and now my emotions are shattered, thank you very much
#573 - spinthatrecord (03/01/2015) [-]
Uncle Samurai Wins the Rumble
User avatar #567 - spinthatrecord (02/12/2015) [-]
paging Dr Stevie
User avatar #568 to #567 - saltyfries (02/12/2015) [-]
bruh u got a link to NXT?
User avatar #569 to #568 - spinthatrecord (02/12/2015) [-]
little late on that i'm afraid
User avatar #570 to #569 - saltyfries (02/12/2015) [-]
yeah I found turbostreams working, what a ****** finish to a great match, match of the night goes to Balor vs Neville, holy **** that match was awesome
User avatar #571 to #570 - spinthatrecord (02/12/2015) [-]
I actually liked the finish, It was unexpected and it works as a one off finish
User avatar #561 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Ay, when in the next 6 days do you plan on defending your Intercontinental Championshi[
User avatar #562 to #561 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
most likely tomorrow, I had to work today. I will defend my hardcore title
User avatar #564 to #562 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
You have work for the next 5 days, right?
User avatar #566 to #565 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Das good
User avatar #563 to #562 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Wait. Lots of people tried to win it today, so it'd been best to defend it tomorrow as well
User avatar #557 - spinthatrecord (01/27/2015) [-]
so how was 3 hour raw live via studio?
User avatar #558 to #557 - saltyfries (01/27/2015) [-]
only watched the title match and Bubba Ray's return :3
User avatar #559 to #558 - spinthatrecord (01/27/2015) [-]
what did they just play the whole rumble for raw?
User avatar #560 to #559 - saltyfries (01/27/2015) [-]
I think just the title match, a couple interviews and the rumble match. Raw and Smackdown got canceled so that's what they did, Smackdown they may do a live special.
#547 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
did you catch that rumble?
User avatar #548 to #547 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
yeah, wwe title match was nice, rumble had 3 neat legends, the rock at the end, but it was BS and as soon as D Bry was eliminated, everyone knew what was coming. Philly ******* knew better
User avatar #549 to #548 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
3 way was ******* gold, Rollins phoenix splash had me out of my seat.
Bubba showing up and wreaking **** was cool, DDP hitting cutters everywere.
natalya had sweet entrance gear, there match was cool but should have gone a bit longer.i really liked the show untill d bry got eliminated
User avatar #550 to #549 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't see that splash O_o, I saw him trying to dive press on Lesnar which he caught him for an F5, which was sick...
User avatar #551 to #550 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
gfycat.com/InsidiousFrequentCurlew
here it is
that catch by lesner was insane, becasue 90 kilos of anything hitting you in the sholders is enough to knock you to the ground
unless your lesner
User avatar #552 to #551 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
ha, rollins botched it! he didn't get all of it Cena
User avatar #553 to #552 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
i like to think it was aimed for cenas dick
#554 to #553 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
<seth rollins   
   
I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool.  All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
<seth rollins

I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool. All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
User avatar #555 to #554 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
dude the cancleation page on the network crashed
it already hurt them, hard.
yeah wat was with d von not being there. they had r truth fill in the blank
User avatar #544 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, your hometown is being represented well
#556 to #544 - hockeykicksass (01/26/2015) [-]
good day for Philly
User avatar #543 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
SPINTHATRECORD! I SUMMON THEE! I NEED A LINK!
User avatar #545 to #543 - spinthatrecord (01/26/2015) [-]
I watched on the network
User avatar #546 to #545 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
dammit... what are your thoughts? comment on the sports board where I summoned u
#537 - Elk (01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Watch as I roll your favorite team.
User avatar #538 to #537 - saltyfries (01/20/2015) [-]
if they're my team then why am I not rich or ruling the world?
#539 to #538 - Elk (01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Because the Green Gay Fudge Packers lost.
User avatar #536 - sarcasticrunner (01/18/2015) [-]
My soul would have died if the packers had won that


will say if rodgers was healthy.......
User avatar #532 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
So a user is either trying to get you and I to kill each other or kiss. I don't know if he's crazy, but I hope there's middle ground between those two options.
#533 to #532 - saltyfries (01/15/2015) [-]
how about a fist bump in recognition we exist?
#534 to #533 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
sounds good to me.
sounds good to me.
#527 - saltyfries (01/12/2015) [-]
BlackExhaust otakuweaboo fishdude

Lions
Bears
Vikings
or Cowboy fans?
User avatar #530 to #527 - fishdude (01/13/2015) [-]
But thanks for taking care of our cowboys problems
User avatar #531 to #530 - saltyfries (01/13/2015) [-]
you're welcome, Karma has a way :3
User avatar #529 to #527 - fishdude (01/13/2015) [-]
Lions
User avatar #528 to #527 - otakuweaboo (01/12/2015) [-]
I go for Japan
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