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#439 - saltyfries (08/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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You guys wanna know something? I'm 25 years old, yet i still feel like I'm fresh out of high school, I should be doing 25 year old things, but I don't want to, why? Because they're boring, I don't feel like or want to be an adult yet. Yet so many of my classmates are married, having kids, and doing adult things, yet here I am, stuck at home, on this website, or playing vidya. If I try to be social irl, I come off as an annoying 3rd wheel, I feel like I'm in the way of people's lives, rather than being a part of them. I feel behind
but mostly the former.
What's worse is I lack not just social skills, but things I have in common with people. I'm on a social website that mine as well be the hipster website as opposed to Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan or others. I watch abridged cartoons, I watch anime (now sparingly), I hate most M rated games, I maybe a sports guy but that only goes so far, I love Pro Wrestling, and I know so much about it, but most other people whom I know are fans of it don't know as much, and I come off as a creepy nerd sharing my knowledge. I'm a person with Autism no less, meaning I"m already not normal to begin with, and I know this feel just like them, it's uncomforting to be around someone who isn't mentally normal. I work in a grocery store, and while I'm thankful for the job, most people my age have a 9-5 job now and get paid and have a home/apartment.

This is why I feel I can't make IRL friends, I'm in the wrong place, I feel out of place, I don't fit in. I'd rather be playing video games with people who have spare time, but I know no one like that, I'd rather find single people willing to have fun, but I know no one like that, i want to have friends, but I have 0 clue if they like me or not.

People complement me everyday that I maybe the sanest one of my family, that I may have the best chance of being successful, married, with kids, but they don't know how ****** up I am, how different I am, or how fearful I am that I may never be normal or independent. I feel like I still want to be special, I want to be good at something, I always wanted to be a pro wrestler, a baseball player, a roller coaster designer, something that I can become a legend in, support my mom, and be happy, however, that isn't the case anymore. I'm lucky to even have the job now that I have, because I'm so behind.

this may sound stupid to a lot of people reading this, but please hear me out. As much as I love this site, as many friends as I have here, if only I can be the same with people IRL, as I am with you. I want to feel free about myself, like I am here.

I hope everyone who reads this, understands how I feel.

#482 - murrlogic (12/17/2014) [-]
Absolute Utter Perfection Intensifies
Absolute Utter Perfection Intensifies
#480 - aamann (12/15/2014) [-]
I think you got hacked bruh
User avatar #481 to #480 - saltyfries (12/15/2014) [-]
I changed my password right away, been checking for threats, no money has been taken thus far, and neither System Care or Malware fighter have found anything. Idk what else I can do
User avatar #479 - atma (11/26/2014) [-]
Your name always makes me hungry
maybe I'll get Five Guys tomorrow
User avatar #466 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #467 to #466 - saltyfries (11/14/2014) [-]
for some reason u weren't on my friend list
User avatar #468 to #467 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
because I don't come here anymore. Only reason I am here now is because I was looking for a gif and google images left me here, but I'm honestly ded now.
#469 to #468 - saltyfries (11/14/2014) [-]
why u leave us?
User avatar #471 to #469 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
that and fj was too stressful and it became unfun.
User avatar #470 to #469 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
because I don't have the time since I'm a full time engineering student now.. I'm going to school in Lousinaa now. I just finished my first quarter.
User avatar #472 to #470 - saltyfries (11/14/2014) [-]
LOUISIANA! That's awesome! Congrats! What engineering degree cuz I'm an engineering student too
User avatar #473 to #472 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
I'm in biomedical right now, but I'm considering switching to cyber.
I just finished the introductory course and Im moving on up.

Here's an piece of the code I had to write if you're interested
User avatar #474 to #473 - saltyfries (11/14/2014) [-]
>Kanye West

I'm a Manufacturing Engineering student, 100% job placement, if I survive...
User avatar #476 to #474 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
Anyway, I'mma go to bed.
I gotta flght to catch back to Seattle in the morning.
But yeah, I don't come here anymore. If you really want to contact me.
You can add me on skype.

My account is luqman5042
User avatar #477 to #476 - saltyfries (11/14/2014) [-]
nootnoot mofo
User avatar #475 to #474 - mysterykid (11/14/2014) [-]
I had to declare a name for my servos.
I named the right one boku and the left one pico
#464 - cliffordlover (11/10/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** All these flavors, and you chose to be fries.
#461 - spinthatrecord (11/02/2014) [-]
so Wayne Static died
so Wayne Static died
#462 to #461 - saltyfries (11/02/2014) [-]
guess he pushed it too hard
guess he pushed it too hard
User avatar #459 - megatrondecepticon (10/23/2014) [-]
have you seen that age of ultron teaser?
User avatar #460 to #459 - saltyfries (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it was k
#457 - murrlogic (10/22/2014) [-]
Chapter 1 of my new series
#458 to #457 - murrlogic (10/22/2014) [-]
The other half of it
User avatar #451 - the one and only (10/20/2014) [-]
Hey, can I ask, you complain about stereotypical or clichè things about anime, but you read monster girl, doesn't it have the same things you hate?
User avatar #452 to #451 - saltyfries (10/20/2014) [-]
surprisingly no, i can't really pinpoint the Tsundere, maybe Centorea, there's no school involved, a lot of the humor is sort of "fish out of water" jokes on the monster's part, the MC I feel more sorry for than envious, and the MC isn't stupid, he's polite, alpha when he needs to be. Yeah it has its stupid ecchi moments, but I kinda expect that out of a harem story. Not to mention the 1 cliche that does piss me off, I haven't come across yet... the old sex position misunderstanding where the tsundere discovers the MC and a chick and proceeds to beat the **** out of him...

idk, the manga hasn't pissed me off...
User avatar #453 to #452 - the one and only (10/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough, it's just you always seem like you have strict standards, so I found it surprising you read monster girl.
User avatar #454 to #453 - saltyfries (10/20/2014) [-]
I think it's the fact that the chicks are hilariously stupid trying to win over the MC's affection that leads to those stupid antics...

read my post on Seven Deadly Sins?
User avatar #455 to #454 - the one and only (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah I did, which is what made me question you about mg
User avatar #456 to #455 - saltyfries (10/20/2014) [-]
accept my friend request
User avatar #449 to #448 - saltyfries (10/10/2014) [-]
FINALLY! hi :3
User avatar #446 - nomora (09/27/2014) [-]

Smash 4 tourney bein' streamed right now
User avatar #447 to #446 - saltyfries (09/27/2014) [-]
thanks :3
User avatar #445 - spinthatrecord (09/17/2014) [-]

User avatar #444 - theassmancometh (09/10/2014) [-]
lol remember this on easter sunday this year? It was kids day at PNC park lol: youtu.be/isxFVaP38Rc
#443 - murrlogic (09/02/2014) [-]
This should answer your question

>Not wanting your dick in a hyper materialistic woman who values money over emotion

Asami best.
User avatar #440 - thatdamnllama (08/25/2014) [-]
happy belated birthday, bro. would've been on time, but my sister got married yesterday
User avatar #441 to #440 - saltyfries (08/25/2014) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS ! Well, now you sort of have an easy way to remind her of her anniversary, it's the same day as my bday ! Idiocy aside, thanks for that!

I was at a wedding a few Saturday's ago myself, twas fun.
User avatar #442 to #441 - thatdamnllama (08/25/2014) [-]
my family's like a soap opera, so it was k.

i have the cutest niece ever though. there was a rock concert going on right outside (multiple bands) and we could watch from a balcony. everyone was fist-pumping and all that, and suddenly she starts doing that too while my mom was holding her. since she's 11 months old, it was kinda, sorta the cutest thing in the world
User avatar #429 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
You could have seen this on stream. You could have not been pissed off at freezing
User avatar #430 to #429 - saltyfries (08/18/2014) [-]
it's not WWE
User avatar #432 to #430 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I know how much ya hate beta MCs, and I know of an anime where the MC isn't beta, but isn't exactly alpha either, and it isn't a harem. Ya more than likely saw it on Shin before, Mikakunin de Shinkoukei.
User avatar #433 to #432 - saltyfries (08/18/2014) [-]
tried that, it was irritating as hell, and the main guy isn't beta but dumb as hell, I hate stupid characters...
User avatar #435 to #433 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
Considering how he put his life on the line.
#436 to #435 - saltyfries (08/18/2014) [-]
still i couldn't watch it, it was just irritating
User avatar #438 to #436 - nomora (08/19/2014) [-]
Also, use this technique: stop thinking about it, just shut off your brain and enjoy
User avatar #437 to #436 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
The only thing irritating in it was Benio
User avatar #434 to #433 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
He isn't an idiot if you actually watched through to the end.
User avatar #431 to #430 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
It's not as ***** as WWE
User avatar #426 - thelegendneverdies (08/17/2014) [-]
teo here. got banned for a while
#427 to #426 - saltyfries (08/17/2014) [-]
shouldn't have posted CP
User avatar #428 to #427 - thelegendneverdies (08/17/2014) [-]
lelllllllll. it was just spam. quite a bit.
User avatar #413 - the one and only (08/17/2014) [-]
Porsche, Ferrari or Lamborghini?

Which one?
User avatar #425 to #413 - Rei (08/17/2014) [-]

Ferrari's catch fire, and Porsches are Volkswagen Beetles.
User avatar #415 to #413 - saltyfries (08/17/2014) [-]
Ferrari, Porsches are essentially the same car with minor tweaks, like Call of Duty, Lambos are overrated, are like the mature video game industry, except for one of course (the Diablo, like Mass Effect), Ferrari's just remain sexy, powerful, and quite honestly they're the only cars I could handle between the 3 on GT5
User avatar #417 to #415 - the one and only (08/17/2014) [-]
Not a fan of ferrarri's though I wouldn't mind owning there older ones, I forget what model, been looking at some cars, thinking of getting a porsche CTR idk why I call it a porsche CTR, but a 89 model 911 turbocharged for 26 grand. Gonna be choice as, as for lambs, really only one car I'd drive, the Countache anything with supers I love the old skool style.

I take it you prefer the newer models for Ferrari?
User avatar #419 to #417 - saltyfries (08/17/2014) [-]
I think a GTO sold recently for a staggering record price, Ferrari's are awesome... I have old hotwheels including the 550 Maranello(?) and the F40 and F50, so awesome.
User avatar #421 to #419 - the one and only (08/17/2014) [-]
Ferrarri's are what again? V12? V10? Like I ain't so sure with ferrarri's I know lambs are common with v12 these days and Porsches are good old v6's with sometimes turbocharged or supercharged? Can't remember.
#422 to #421 - saltyfries (08/17/2014) [-]
ah 						*******					 hell this new Blade Dance anime (it's on Frontpage) just blows, I just watched first episode, it is Infinite Stratos all 						*******					 over again, why do I torture myself with this 						****					.  It's another school show where 1 male has a special power that mostly women get, and a harem forms immediately soon after.  WOULD IT KILL THESE ANIME CREATORS TO BE MORE CREATIVE!  						*******					 CHRIST!  GOD 						*******					 DAMMIT JESUS 						****					 CUNT 						****					!
ah ******* hell this new Blade Dance anime (it's on Frontpage) just blows, I just watched first episode, it is Infinite Stratos all ******* over again, why do I torture myself with this **** . It's another school show where 1 male has a special power that mostly women get, and a harem forms immediately soon after. WOULD IT KILL THESE ANIME CREATORS TO BE MORE CREATIVE! ******* CHRIST! GOD ******* DAMMIT JESUS **** CUNT **** !
#424 to #422 - the one and only (08/17/2014) [-]
Hehe geez you changed topic quick, I leave with a picture of my favourite RUF car, the yellow bird <3
#408 - postie (08/16/2014) [-]
You should give this a watch if you get the time.
It's great

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