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#95 - and then there's where I live... slight exaggeration for… 6 minutes ago on Meanwhile... +1
#484228 - Tomodachi Island?  [+] (1 new reply) 17 minutes ago on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #484230 - Soraminer (13 minutes ago) [-]
Best game ever. Look up Tomodachi Life condensed on youtube.
#484190 - woah woah woah, slow down, why did someone encourage him to co…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #484194 - kaelthor (9 hours ago) [-]
For keks.
#484188 - woah, did that first one really happen?  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #484189 - kaelthor (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah and it fucking sucks because I wasn't around to fucking watch it. Like legit, I know the person who was leading the front against the kid who got him to kill himself and he didn't fucking invite me even though I was there.
User avatar #484193 - the one and only (9 hours ago) [-]
dish the deets.
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woah woah woah, slow down, why did someone encourage him to commit suicide?
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For keks.
#40572 - I have a 360, for shame, I've been messing with rosters and ba… 9 hours ago on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#40570 - jesus **** then I got jipped, I bought it for $25…  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #40571 - bolieve (9 hours ago) [-]
It's on sale on the playstation store. downloadable tho.

I usually only build up programs. 13 was alot of fun.
User avatar #40572 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
I have a 360, for shame, I've been messing with rosters and balancing them and shit. Another weird thing just happened, even though it says Colorado State is a 4-3 (and even looks like a 4-3 in depth), I played them with Colorado, they played with the 3-4... I'm getting confused
#40568 - 14, which I am noticing this game is full of issues, what a ba…  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #40569 - bolieve (9 hours ago) [-]
Damn, I literally just purchased it. You think it's worth $8
User avatar #40570 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
jesus fuck then I got jipped, I bought it for $25... and I was looking for 06!
User avatar #40571 - bolieve (9 hours ago) [-]
It's on sale on the playstation store. downloadable tho.

I usually only build up programs. 13 was alot of fun.
User avatar #40572 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
I have a 360, for shame, I've been messing with rosters and balancing them and shit. Another weird thing just happened, even though it says Colorado State is a 4-3 (and even looks like a 4-3 in depth), I played them with Colorado, they played with the 3-4... I'm getting confused
#40566 - If that's not strange, I was playing OSU with the Badgers abou… 9 hours ago on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#40565 - Ok so I had the funniest glitch happen to me, I'm facing Wyomi…  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #40577 - megatrondecepticon (3 hours ago) [-]
I move Nebraska to the SEC one time Was using Boise St. in the Big 12 , and Nebraska pretty much swept the entire conference their first year in.
User avatar #40567 - bolieve (9 hours ago) [-]
NCAA 14 or 13?
User avatar #40568 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
14, which I am noticing this game is full of issues, what a bad way to end a franchise... I had MG3 rush for 6k yards in a single season, no heisman (went to my WR instead with half the yards and TD's). A lot of players are programmed poorly, found a SS once at 290 lbs.! Guarantee you that doesn't exist! I do believe Air Force is pretty much the nameless FCS team from NCAA 05 (4 teams in that game had random ass players and attributes which made them the worst teams in the game, 3 of them nameless regional teams, 1 was Dartmouth), many players are programmed so poorly I had to edit them just to make remotely any sense.
User avatar #40569 - bolieve (9 hours ago) [-]
Damn, I literally just purchased it. You think it's worth $8
User avatar #40570 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
jesus fuck then I got jipped, I bought it for $25... and I was looking for 06!
User avatar #40571 - bolieve (9 hours ago) [-]
It's on sale on the playstation store. downloadable tho.

I usually only build up programs. 13 was alot of fun.
User avatar #40572 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
I have a 360, for shame, I've been messing with rosters and balancing them and shit. Another weird thing just happened, even though it says Colorado State is a 4-3 (and even looks like a 4-3 in depth), I played them with Colorado, they played with the 3-4... I'm getting confused
User avatar #40566 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
If that's not strange, I was playing OSU with the Badgers about a week ago, and on one play, OSU didn't fucking move at all, they didn't snap, delay of game, I have no clue why, it was after an incomplete pass so the clock wasn't running... I couldn't explain it!
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#439 - saltyfries ONLINE (08/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by saltyfries
You guys wanna know something? I'm 25 years old, yet i still feel like I'm fresh out of high school, I should be doing 25 year old things, but I don't want to, why? Because they're boring, I don't feel like or want to be an adult yet. Yet so many of my classmates are married, having kids, and doing adult things, yet here I am, stuck at home, on this website, or playing vidya. If I try to be social irl, I come off as an annoying 3rd wheel, I feel like I'm in the way of people's lives, rather than being a part of them. I feel behind
Mentally
Socially
technologically
but mostly the former.
What's worse is I lack not just social skills, but things I have in common with people. I'm on a social website that mine as well be the hipster website as opposed to Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan or others. I watch abridged cartoons, I watch anime (now sparingly), I hate most M rated games, I maybe a sports guy but that only goes so far, I love Pro Wrestling, and I know so much about it, but most other people whom I know are fans of it don't know as much, and I come off as a creepy nerd sharing my knowledge. I'm a person with Autism no less, meaning I"m already not normal to begin with, and I know this feel just like them, it's uncomforting to be around someone who isn't mentally normal. I work in a grocery store, and while I'm thankful for the job, most people my age have a 9-5 job now and get paid and have a home/apartment.

This is why I feel I can't make IRL friends, I'm in the wrong place, I feel out of place, I don't fit in. I'd rather be playing video games with people who have spare time, but I know no one like that, I'd rather find single people willing to have fun, but I know no one like that, i want to have friends, but I have 0 clue if they like me or not.

People complement me everyday that I maybe the sanest one of my family, that I may have the best chance of being successful, married, with kids, but they don't know how ****** up I am, how different I am, or how fearful I am that I may never be normal or independent. I feel like I still want to be special, I want to be good at something, I always wanted to be a pro wrestler, a baseball player, a roller coaster designer, something that I can become a legend in, support my mom, and be happy, however, that isn't the case anymore. I'm lucky to even have the job now that I have, because I'm so behind.

this may sound stupid to a lot of people reading this, but please hear me out. As much as I love this site, as many friends as I have here, if only I can be the same with people IRL, as I am with you. I want to feel free about myself, like I am here.

I hope everyone who reads this, understands how I feel.

User avatar #557 - spinthatrecord (01/27/2015) [-]
so how was 3 hour raw live via studio?
User avatar #558 to #557 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
only watched the title match and Bubba Ray's return :3
User avatar #559 to #558 - spinthatrecord (23 hours ago) [-]
what did they just play the whole rumble for raw?
User avatar #560 to #559 - saltyfries ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
I think just the title match, a couple interviews and the rumble match. Raw and Smackdown got canceled so that's what they did, Smackdown they may do a live special.
#547 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
did you catch that rumble?
User avatar #548 to #547 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
yeah, wwe title match was nice, rumble had 3 neat legends, the rock at the end, but it was BS and as soon as D Bry was eliminated, everyone knew what was coming. Philly ******* knew better
User avatar #549 to #548 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
3 way was ******* gold, Rollins phoenix splash had me out of my seat.
Bubba showing up and wreaking **** was cool, DDP hitting cutters everywere.
natalya had sweet entrance gear, there match was cool but should have gone a bit longer.i really liked the show untill d bry got eliminated
User avatar #550 to #549 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't see that splash O_o, I saw him trying to dive press on Lesnar which he caught him for an F5, which was sick...
User avatar #551 to #550 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
gfycat.com/InsidiousFrequentCurlew
here it is
that catch by lesner was insane, becasue 90 kilos of anything hitting you in the sholders is enough to knock you to the ground
unless your lesner
User avatar #552 to #551 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
ha, rollins botched it! he didn't get all of it Cena
User avatar #553 to #552 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
i like to think it was aimed for cenas dick
#554 to #553 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
<seth rollins   
   
I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool.  All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
<seth rollins

I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool. All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
User avatar #555 to #554 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
dude the cancleation page on the network crashed
it already hurt them, hard.
yeah wat was with d von not being there. they had r truth fill in the blank
User avatar #544 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, your hometown is being represented well
#556 to #544 - hockeykicksass (01/26/2015) [-]
good day for Philly
User avatar #543 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
SPINTHATRECORD! I SUMMON THEE! I NEED A LINK!
User avatar #545 to #543 - spinthatrecord (01/26/2015) [-]
I watched on the network
User avatar #546 to #545 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
dammit... what are your thoughts? comment on the sports board where I summoned u
#537 - Elk (01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Watch as I roll your favorite team.
User avatar #538 to #537 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
if they're my team then why am I not rich or ruling the world?
#539 to #538 - Elk (01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Because the Green Gay Fudge Packers lost.
User avatar #536 - sarcasticrunner (01/18/2015) [-]
My soul would have died if the packers had won that


will say if rodgers was healthy.......
User avatar #532 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
So a user is either trying to get you and I to kill each other or kiss. I don't know if he's crazy, but I hope there's middle ground between those two options.
#533 to #532 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
how about a fist bump in recognition we exist?
#534 to #533 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
sounds good to me.
sounds good to me.
#527 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
BlackExhaust otakuweaboo fishdude

Lions
Bears
Vikings
or Cowboy fans?
User avatar #530 to #527 - fishdude (01/13/2015) [-]
But thanks for taking care of our cowboys problems
User avatar #531 to #530 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
you're welcome, Karma has a way :3
User avatar #529 to #527 - fishdude (01/13/2015) [-]
Lions
User avatar #528 to #527 - otakuweaboo (01/12/2015) [-]
I go for Japan
User avatar #518 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
spazzin, I summon thee
User avatar #519 to #518 - spazzin (01/08/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #520 to #519 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
do you have that stupid cartoon banana picture you were using to poke fun at Julius Peppers? I tried to google for it but couldn't find it at all
User avatar #522 to #521 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
no you moron the one where you were yelling **** YOU PEPPERS! jokingly? he looks all sarcastic and ****
#524 to #523 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you bruh, that's what I was looking for, and I now realize that's corn, not a banana...
#525 to #524 - spazzin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem. Try not to get refball'd tomorrow
#526 to #525 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
don't remind me...
User avatar #517 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
descaboose, I summon thee
#515 to #514 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
well...  didn't know I needed this, thank you
well... didn't know I needed this, thank you
#511 - saltyfries ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
I have posted this twice and got in the top comments, this sight is full of shipping pervs
I have posted this twice and got in the top comments, this sight is full of shipping pervs
User avatar #509 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
yeorgh, need your help, posted from shin board

ahh **** me. Guys, need help remembering a manga title, it's for a friend, it involves an older girl dating a younger guy, it was on FJ about a month or so ago, had something to do with cow in the name I think... oh god it's so hard to describe... I remember it being in color, and the girl at one point had a yellow top and blue skirt on wiping her dates mouth at a restaurant after they watched a movie together.
User avatar #510 to #509 - yeorgh ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Got nothing, sorry.
User avatar #504 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
blazingpelt, spazzin, suddenk, hockeykicksass, hawaiianhappysauce, thatdamnllama, check out my header
User avatar #507 to #504 - hockeykicksass (12/29/2014) [-]
nice, but mine's better
#508 to #507 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
agreed
User avatar #505 to #504 - blazingpelt (12/29/2014) [-]
Damn, you really like that pic
User avatar #506 to #505 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
you know it ;D
User avatar #494 - spinthatrecord (12/26/2014) [-]
Sera was never quite an agreeable girl -
Her tongue tells tales of rebellion.
But she was so fast,
And quick with her bow,
No one quite knew where she came from.

Sera was never quite the quietest girl -
Her attacks are low and they're joyful.
But she knew the ways of nobler men,
And she knew how to enrage them
User avatar #495 to #494 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
i do not know this reference
User avatar #497 to #496 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I do not play this game...
User avatar #498 to #497 - spinthatrecord (12/27/2014) [-]
wasn't it you that posted the one chick with the mustache?
User avatar #499 to #498 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #501 to #500 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
that wasn't me
User avatar #503 to #502 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I got Hyrule Warriors for WiiU
User avatar #490 to #489 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
cool...
User avatar #492 to #490 - the one and only (12/24/2014) [-]
Christ, don't tell me you're not a fan of dead sins anymore.
#493 to #492 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
oh I am, I'm just like   
   
cool...
oh I am, I'm just like

cool...
User avatar #484 to #483 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
sup bitch
User avatar #486 to #485 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
what about him?
User avatar #488 to #487 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
dork, I gotta get going to school, sign up for classes
#482 - murrlogic (12/17/2014) [-]
Absolute Utter Perfection Intensifies
Absolute Utter Perfection Intensifies
#480 - aamann (12/15/2014) [-]
I think you got hacked bruh
User avatar #481 to #480 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I changed my password right away, been checking for threats, no money has been taken thus far, and neither System Care or Malware fighter have found anything. Idk what else I can do
User avatar #479 - atma (11/26/2014) [-]
Your name always makes me hungry
maybe I'll get Five Guys tomorrow
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