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#149 - I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. Yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Nä, men du är ju för fan... -2
#174 - becauseiam (01/07/2013) [-]
Uhm... Woah bro. Relax. Take a deep breath.
#91 - one of my all time favorite book quotes ever, from American Go… 01/03/2013 on A few facts of life 0
#128 - don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2013 on How Often +9
#138 - killerblue (01/02/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#148 - zatu (01/02/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little loser? I'll have you know I beat the Elite Four and became the champion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Unova, and I have over 300 PokeDex entries. I am trained in Pokemon catching and I'm the top Pokemon master in the entire Kanto region. You are nothing to me but just another zubat in a cave. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the PokeNav? Think again, loser! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trainers across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred different ways. And that's just with my girth. Not only am I extensively trained in Pokemon training, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Pokemon in my Gramps' lab and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn loser. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Ashy-boy.
#145 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Hey you shut the fuck up.
#149 - killerblue (01/02/2013) [-]
Haha anon thinks he matters
User avatar #147 - epsilonism (01/02/2013) [-]
Shut up anon, and contribute some more. Faggot.
#154 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you even lift faggot?
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#204 - my dear sir, i also support your post, but you don't have to a… 08/11/2012 on Westboro stfu -1
#118 - puts mine to shame. job well done sir 08/07/2012 on Bohemian Rhapsody +1
#97 - My results. wtf people 08/07/2012 on Bohemian Rhapsody +15
#3 - This ******* story. But the links for part2,3,4,and 5 d… 08/01/2012 on story of a heroin dealer.... 0
#1741 - I cant be the only one who has read this before. i know he exe… 07/30/2012 on Incest, it's fucking... 0
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