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#172210 - ahhh man i just got word of this..... man i am speech… 01/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#350 - funnier the second time!! 01/19/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#178 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
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User avatar #350 - saltybanana (01/19/2015) [-]
funnier the second time!!
#171023 - im too lazy to look it up 01/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#23873 - found one near my place, and had a one day guest pass. but tha… 01/14/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#170803 - goodluck man. remember what i told you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #170804 - lemoron (01/13/2015) [-]
I'll just hang tight and hope she doesn't find someone before I ask her out.. thanks for the help, I really appreciate it
#170800 - well i hope so she isnt. she might be doing her own thing righ…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #170802 - lemoron (01/13/2015) [-]
alright... I'll just leave her alone for now, won't talk to her till lunch tomorrow I think
User avatar #170803 - saltybanana (01/13/2015) [-]
goodluck man. remember what i told you
User avatar #170804 - lemoron (01/13/2015) [-]
I'll just hang tight and hope she doesn't find someone before I ask her out.. thanks for the help, I really appreciate it
#170798 - wait shes avoiding you? the **** that means man?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #170799 - lemoron (01/13/2015) [-]
I don't know if she's actually avoiding me, it just feels like it...

We normally go to the cafeteria together and sit and eat but, since dinner yesterday she hasn't been. For example tonight she is having a roommate dinner... I might just be overreacting though... I really hope she isn't avoiding me
User avatar #170800 - saltybanana (01/13/2015) [-]
well i hope so she isnt. she might be doing her own thing rightnow

just stay cool man, like i said dont look desperate
User avatar #170802 - lemoron (01/13/2015) [-]
alright... I'll just leave her alone for now, won't talk to her till lunch tomorrow I think
User avatar #170803 - saltybanana (01/13/2015) [-]
goodluck man. remember what i told you
User avatar #170804 - lemoron (01/13/2015) [-]
I'll just hang tight and hope she doesn't find someone before I ask her out.. thanks for the help, I really appreciate it
#23839 - so my school gym is in winter break so i cant work out there. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#23861 - thewigga (01/14/2015) [-]
If theres a local YMCA the one in my town charged $5 for a day pass so you can go to them and ask. If not I'm pretty sure most gyms would let you buy a one day pass
User avatar #23873 - saltybanana (01/14/2015) [-]
found one near my place, and had a one day guest pass. but thanks! will try in the future
#170790 - well main thing is it aint serious so dont worry  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #170791 - thenewnuggubler (01/13/2015) [-]
Thankfully a problem involving lotion fixes itself.

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User avatar #4 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2014) [-]
parents just get angry because "back in their day" teens dressed different. Like my mom said people would treat me bad if I wore some of my worn out shoes. But really no one cares and the ones who do are ****** anyway you know? Like everyone has a pair of " I ran out of ***** to give" shoes.

And you can't tell parents about side pieces lol. Even now, I turn 19 tomorrow and my mom was checking my makeup bag for condoms, like why would I hide them there?
User avatar #5 to #4 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well happy early birthday!!

yeah i believe so, my pops was always a sharp dresser, and i do dress nice sometimes. basically only when i go out with friends or maybe a date.

lol i always keep my jimmes in a xmen box, but i guess every parent thinks that, especially if youre a girl
User avatar #6 to #5 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2014) [-]
Being honest I haven't had sex yet. Long story short I plan to in like 2 weeks though so i guess her mom senses were tingling cause she's never checked before haha. But that's the thing, my mom takes AT LEAST 2 hours to get dressed and I try to get done in 30 mins. Unless like you said I'm going out for something important.
But really a lot of this is my moms fault, she hates that I don't wear make up but when I was like 16 and wanted to she said no so now that I'm comfortable without it, I don't need to wear it daily. Like I'm not an addict you know?

and why in an xmen box?
User avatar #7 to #6 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well i personally like girls without make up, cause if you need make up to look good, then you must be ugly af. sex isnt bad, dont get scared or nervous, it really isnt a bad thing IMO i dont know how it is in the girls point of view, but i assure you its not bad.

lol its this xmen box i had from when i was 18 im 21 btw and i just keep my condoms in there
#8 to #7 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
see no I heard for girls it hurts like **** the first time and it's why I've avoided it so long. But this year I got my industrial done ( I'm afraid of needles so this was a big step) and realized the pain wasn't that bad and figured sex wouldn't be that bad either. Like it'd be bearable.

And ALL guys say they like girls better without make up. I wear it just because cateye style eyeline makes my eyes look bigger and I kinda have freckles and it looks like acne scares because black people aren't supposed to have freckles.

AND another question is wtf are you up so late?
User avatar #9 to #8 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah cause your hymen breaks, but from what ive heard from alot of girl said it only on the first time

cause when you see a girl wityh make and you go out wthi her, and see her without her make she looks like a dude and start questioning youre sexuality

i came back from the gym like 2hours ago and i rtook a preworkout and i dont feel tired
User avatar #1 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
Hi there. I was that anon on the advice board, I appreciate the response <3
#2 to #1 - saltybanana (07/27/2014) [-]
hey man no problem!
#3 to #2 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
you're a good man, saltybanana
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