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#139 - pic of the squad we were locked up, just got out of banana pri…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on pandalexa's profile 0
User avatar #142 - pandalexa (07/25/2015) [-]
would beg for my life and give my money to if surrounded by your banana wearing squad/10. you guys seem intimidating af
#137 - born and raised by Chiquita banana, taken by a pack of gorilla…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2015 on pandalexa's profile 0
User avatar #138 - pandalexa (07/25/2015) [-]
seems pretty normal. you have a good looking family. i like the one in the banana
User avatar #139 - saltybanana (07/25/2015) [-]
pic of the squad we were locked up, just got out of banana prison, shit gets real in there.

User avatar #142 - pandalexa (07/25/2015) [-]
would beg for my life and give my money to if surrounded by your banana wearing squad/10. you guys seem intimidating af
#133 - are you a real panda?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2015 on pandalexa's profile 0
User avatar #135 - pandalexa (07/24/2015) [-]
You bet your ass i am. Are ye a real salty banana?
#137 - saltybanana (07/25/2015) [-]
born and raised by Chiquita banana, taken by a pack of gorillas.

pic of me and my brothers das me in the banana
User avatar #138 - pandalexa (07/25/2015) [-]
seems pretty normal. you have a good looking family. i like the one in the banana
User avatar #139 - saltybanana (07/25/2015) [-]
pic of the squad we were locked up, just got out of banana prison, shit gets real in there.

User avatar #142 - pandalexa (07/25/2015) [-]
would beg for my life and give my money to if surrounded by your banana wearing squad/10. you guys seem intimidating af
#125 - can someone link me a sauce this looks so funny 07/23/2015 on nice +4
#34 - yup, his brother introduced him to working out. from what i remember 06/17/2015 on Chris Pratt after quitting WoW +2
#29 - dont forget about this checky cunt that quit WoW too …  [+] (47 new replies) 06/17/2015 on Chris Pratt after quitting WoW +62
User avatar #75 - Lycanz (06/18/2015) [-]
He also killed himself after years of drug abuse.
User avatar #135 - olmesy (06/18/2015) [-]
Is it even possible to commit suicide by heart attack?

He didn't kill himself by any means
User avatar #169 - Lycanz (06/18/2015) [-]
yes it's possible to commit suicide by heart attack. Lethal injection. I don't know this dude's name or story I just know he has a fucked up life and people idolize him.
#143 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
he had a fucked up heart & the roids fucked it up even more. it's in the same essence as saying someone with asthma killed themselves by smoking until they died of an asthma attack.
User avatar #61 - discin (06/18/2015) [-]
This guy identifies as brantosauras
#60 - sketchysketchist (06/18/2015) [-]
#127 - zmranger (06/18/2015) [-]
Dont judge me. Okay maybe a little.
#42 - jizzenema (06/18/2015) [-]
#39 - tevansroskos (06/18/2015) [-]
#52 - cough (06/18/2015) [-]
He... he always has a boner.
User avatar #179 - tevansroskos (06/19/2015) [-]
That's funny I said that the first time I saw this posted. I mean he's got nothing to be ashamed of (nothing).
User avatar #54 - shadownigga (06/18/2015) [-]
I'd get a boner if I say that in the mirror all the time too
User avatar #32 - mystacheisop (06/17/2015) [-]
#128 - xchewsifferx (06/18/2015) [-]
You were either going to get like +20 thumbs, or shit on

unfortunately you picked the day that funnyjunk decided to thumb you down for the same crap that aways gets thumbed up
#49 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
Yes theirs a magical pill that you take, do nothing and grow muscles the next day.

You should just kill yourself, you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.
#78 - ztron (06/18/2015) [-]
Those are tough words coming from a wiener like you.
#93 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
Why would i make a fuunyjunk account, only faggots make accounts on this site. I only come here to steal stolen memes

U mad bro?

Have fun being a skinnykunt
User avatar #145 - hopporto (06/18/2015) [-]
Go to reddit then, it seems more your level.
User avatar #73 - almightysausage (06/18/2015) [-]
It still requires hard work but the fact that steroids essentially double your metabolism means it takes half the work to have the same effect of one normal workout. That, and you see results quicker which then results in increased motivation which results in harder workouts resulting in quicker results and so on until you are taking so much that your body stops making its own testosterone, you fuck up a dosage and send your bodies sensitive hormone balance out of wack, and you die from heart failure.
User avatar #70 - mondominiman (06/18/2015) [-]
They fucking renamed anons as HotDogs, goddamn it
User avatar #67 - nobleneon (06/18/2015) [-]
"you said something I dont agree with, so you should kill yourself"
User avatar #64 - lordmoldywart (06/18/2015) [-]
You're a fucking idiot.
#87 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
>Commie calling other people retarded

Lol, good one bitchboi
User avatar #167 - lordmoldywart (06/18/2015) [-]
>You still haven't realised his comment was a joke, making reference to OP's spoiler
#66 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
Says the faggot with the retarded avatar
User avatar #168 - lordmoldywart (06/18/2015) [-]
>You still haven't realised his comment was a joke, making reference to OP's spoiler
User avatar #53 - guidedhand (06/18/2015) [-]
he still took steroids though.
Sure he worked out, steriods wont grow muscle without effort, but he was still roided up.
#126 - midkupficker (06/18/2015) [-]
Uh, yes they do, steroids make you grow muscle doing fuck-all.


Do some actual research instead of peddling bro-science.
User avatar #129 - guidedhand (06/18/2015) [-]
do you know how muscle mass is built? Its built from repairing the damage done through exertion. No exertion = no gains, no matter how many roids.
#150 - midkupficker (06/18/2015) [-]
If the observations contradict your model, it's usually your model that's wrong, not reality.
#148 - poljento (06/18/2015) [-]
Read the abstract you're given before you comment.
User avatar #152 - guidedhand (06/18/2015) [-]
there is a difference between normal men and quadreplegics though. a normal man still walks around, still does chores etc. My statement is yet to be falsified.
#163 - midkupficker (06/18/2015) [-]
That's what the placebo-group that doesn't train is for, you dolt... The one doing nothing at all.

If there is no difference between these groups in terms of exercise, and steroids did nothing, there wouldn't be a statistically significant gain in one group of 7lbs, and less then 1lbs in the placebo-group.
User avatar #176 - guidedhand (06/18/2015) [-]
you think the placebo group burnt the same number of calories as someone bedridden?
Zero excercise is having your brain cut off from your muscles. Thats the base level, not someone who doesnt work out.
bedridden<normal placebo group< person who exercises.
Of course both the placebo and the person who works out are both going to get an effect, as they are both above the 'ground state' of exercise.
#181 - midkupficker (06/19/2015) [-]
except that the placebo group had to refrain from any physical or aerobic activity... Maybe read the article.
User avatar #183 - guidedhand (06/19/2015) [-]
oh ffs. Making a sandwich requires your muscles. ergo, steriods will act upon those muscles. Someone bedridden who cant move a muscle will have no effect from steroids. Are you thick?
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#92 - anon (06/18/2015) [-]
Did steroids help?


Would he worked just as hard in the gym and been natty and acquire the same gains

Probably not, BUT! if you did bust his ass in the gym 1.5 times harder he could require the same gains as on steroids.

I just hate people who have no clue what their talking about

Random pic on internet: shredded as fuuaaarrkkkk

>Hurr durr he took steroids

Ya cheeky kunts need to learn what steroids actually do before you run you're mouth.
User avatar #131 - guidedhand (06/18/2015) [-]
ummk. What did i say that wasnt factual? and how was i running mouth?
User avatar #166 - factual (06/18/2015) [-]
it's a fact
User avatar #177 - guidedhand (06/18/2015) [-]
go get a better theme.
User avatar #178 - factual (06/19/2015) [-]
this ones fine
User avatar #59 - mrjweezy (06/18/2015) [-]
didnt he die from too many supplements steroids being one of them
User avatar #69 - leifbunny (06/18/2015) [-]
Heart condition.
User avatar #31 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (06/17/2015) [-]
Didn't he literally sell his wow account for a gym membership?
User avatar #34 - saltybanana (06/17/2015) [-]
yup, his brother introduced him to working out. from what i remember
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If you manage to find the song playing for long enough, try playing it to that website and let it see if it can find anything; I always go there when I'm stuck looking for a particular song.
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User avatar #10 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Are you black?
#11 to #10 - saltybanana (03/24/2015) [-]
umm i have a job??
User avatar #4 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2014) [-]
parents just get angry because "back in their day" teens dressed different. Like my mom said people would treat me bad if I wore some of my worn out shoes. But really no one cares and the ones who do are ****** anyway you know? Like everyone has a pair of " I ran out of ***** to give" shoes.

And you can't tell parents about side pieces lol. Even now, I turn 19 tomorrow and my mom was checking my makeup bag for condoms, like why would I hide them there?
User avatar #5 to #4 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well happy early birthday!!

yeah i believe so, my pops was always a sharp dresser, and i do dress nice sometimes. basically only when i go out with friends or maybe a date.

lol i always keep my jimmes in a xmen box, but i guess every parent thinks that, especially if youre a girl
User avatar #6 to #5 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/30/2014) [-]
Being honest I haven't had sex yet. Long story short I plan to in like 2 weeks though so i guess her mom senses were tingling cause she's never checked before haha. But that's the thing, my mom takes AT LEAST 2 hours to get dressed and I try to get done in 30 mins. Unless like you said I'm going out for something important.
But really a lot of this is my moms fault, she hates that I don't wear make up but when I was like 16 and wanted to she said no so now that I'm comfortable without it, I don't need to wear it daily. Like I'm not an addict you know?

and why in an xmen box?
User avatar #7 to #6 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well i personally like girls without make up, cause if you need make up to look good, then you must be ugly af. sex isnt bad, dont get scared or nervous, it really isnt a bad thing IMO i dont know how it is in the girls point of view, but i assure you its not bad.

lol its this xmen box i had from when i was 18 im 21 btw and i just keep my condoms in there
#8 to #7 - anon (12/30/2014) [-]
see no I heard for girls it hurts like **** the first time and it's why I've avoided it so long. But this year I got my industrial done ( I'm afraid of needles so this was a big step) and realized the pain wasn't that bad and figured sex wouldn't be that bad either. Like it'd be bearable.

And ALL guys say they like girls better without make up. I wear it just because cateye style eyeline makes my eyes look bigger and I kinda have freckles and it looks like acne scares because black people aren't supposed to have freckles.

AND another question is wtf are you up so late?
User avatar #9 to #8 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah cause your hymen breaks, but from what ive heard from alot of girl said it only on the first time

cause when you see a girl wityh make and you go out wthi her, and see her without her make she looks like a dude and start questioning youre sexuality

i came back from the gym like 2hours ago and i rtook a preworkout and i dont feel tired
User avatar #1 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
Hi there. I was that anon on the advice board, I appreciate the response <3
#2 to #1 - saltybanana (07/27/2014) [-]
hey man no problem!
#3 to #2 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
you're a good man, saltybanana
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