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Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: lickitslowly
Date Signed Up:12/01/2010
Last Login:5/20/2015
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#107 - you have no idea how hard that made me laugh 05/01/2015 on Only a few more bosses +2
#29 - i remember back in middle and high school i use to sell candy … 04/27/2015 on Drugs im guessing 0
#148246 - someone please help me find this song. by anychance d…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #148248 - creepydudewatching (04/16/2015) [-]
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If you manage to find the song playing for long enough, try playing it to that website and let it see if it can find anything; I always go there when I'm stuck looking for a particular song.
User avatar #148249 - creepydudewatching (04/16/2015) [-]
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#181638 - dont give hiom milk woman, that retarded!! get pedia… 04/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181637 - **** colleg man! you might be rich but you aint happy! … 04/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181635 - well he said drinking them in one sitting not 20days, but it w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #181636 - thebestpieever (04/16/2015) [-]
What I mean is, worrying about a kidney failure down the line for drinking 10 monsters in a day is not a real concern. Drinking them in general is bad, but drinking more in one day is not going to make it more dangerous in the future than if you had drank the same quantity across multiple days. It could cause it now, but down the line it hardly matters when you drank them.
#181634 - maaaan **** life. i live in dumpster and i need no plan… 04/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#181631 - i dont thonk your life is worth 5grand,.....tell him 6grand an…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #181633 - thebestpieever (04/16/2015) [-]
Well, drinking that many now or across 20 days wouldn't exacerbate the prospect of a kidney failure down the line. It could 'cause one immediately but... unlikely. But yeah, the stroke is a real possibility.
User avatar #181635 - saltybanana (04/16/2015) [-]
well he said drinking them in one sitting not 20days, but it would make sense of the stroke
User avatar #181636 - thebestpieever (04/16/2015) [-]
What I mean is, worrying about a kidney failure down the line for drinking 10 monsters in a day is not a real concern. Drinking them in general is bad, but drinking more in one day is not going to make it more dangerous in the future than if you had drank the same quantity across multiple days. It could cause it now, but down the line it hardly matters when you drank them.
#28700 - ahh thank you kind sir. its just i was so curious on why they … 04/02/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28630 - i see alot of pros, and basically fitness/basic models go to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28631 - marinepenguin (04/01/2015) [-]
That's because they're elite level athletes who are on heavy supplementation. 3-4 times a week is plenty for even advanced lifters.
User avatar #28700 - saltybanana (04/02/2015) [-]
ahh thank you kind sir. its just i was so curious on why they lift two-three times a day

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User avatar #10 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Are you black?
#11 to #10 - saltybanana (03/24/2015) [-]
umm i have a job??
User avatar #4 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
parents just get angry because "back in their day" teens dressed different. Like my mom said people would treat me bad if I wore some of my worn out shoes. But really no one cares and the ones who do are ****** anyway you know? Like everyone has a pair of " I ran out of ***** to give" shoes.

And you can't tell parents about side pieces lol. Even now, I turn 19 tomorrow and my mom was checking my makeup bag for condoms, like why would I hide them there?
User avatar #5 to #4 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well happy early birthday!!

yeah i believe so, my pops was always a sharp dresser, and i do dress nice sometimes. basically only when i go out with friends or maybe a date.

lol i always keep my jimmes in a xmen box, but i guess every parent thinks that, especially if youre a girl
User avatar #6 to #5 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Being honest I haven't had sex yet. Long story short I plan to in like 2 weeks though so i guess her mom senses were tingling cause she's never checked before haha. But that's the thing, my mom takes AT LEAST 2 hours to get dressed and I try to get done in 30 mins. Unless like you said I'm going out for something important.
But really a lot of this is my moms fault, she hates that I don't wear make up but when I was like 16 and wanted to she said no so now that I'm comfortable without it, I don't need to wear it daily. Like I'm not an addict you know?

and why in an xmen box?
User avatar #7 to #6 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
well i personally like girls without make up, cause if you need make up to look good, then you must be ugly af. sex isnt bad, dont get scared or nervous, it really isnt a bad thing IMO i dont know how it is in the girls point of view, but i assure you its not bad.

lol its this xmen box i had from when i was 18 im 21 btw and i just keep my condoms in there
#8 to #7 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
see no I heard for girls it hurts like **** the first time and it's why I've avoided it so long. But this year I got my industrial done ( I'm afraid of needles so this was a big step) and realized the pain wasn't that bad and figured sex wouldn't be that bad either. Like it'd be bearable.

And ALL guys say they like girls better without make up. I wear it just because cateye style eyeline makes my eyes look bigger and I kinda have freckles and it looks like acne scares because black people aren't supposed to have freckles.

AND another question is wtf are you up so late?
User avatar #9 to #8 - saltybanana (12/30/2014) [-]
yeah cause your hymen breaks, but from what ive heard from alot of girl said it only on the first time

cause when you see a girl wityh make and you go out wthi her, and see her without her make she looks like a dude and start questioning youre sexuality

i came back from the gym like 2hours ago and i rtook a preworkout and i dont feel tired
User avatar #1 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
Hi there. I was that anon on the advice board, I appreciate the response <3
#2 to #1 - saltybanana (07/27/2014) [-]
hey man no problem!
#3 to #2 - aesis (07/27/2014) [-]
you're a good man, saltybanana
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