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#18 - That was kinda sad, honestly. 02/25/2015 on Senpai noticed +1
#132 - You're exactly right--it doesn't have to be. But it does requ…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #133 - aladenovic (02/05/2015) [-]
It's not that I reject it - I give everyone a fair chance. I feel like people shouldn't be judged based on their ethnicity or culture - but rather based on their actions. (Kind of an important speech, actually, google Martin Luther King sometime).

My main "argument" to this person I spoke to was "One focal point of the movement seems to be harassment, of which there is plenty on both sides (GamerGate related); don't you think that your open mockery of ProGG people could be percieved as bullying"?

All that was responded was: "This is a place to mock sealions/gators, it's hilarious to watch grown as men make fools of themselves" ;; Some people are pretty crazy.

Too all those looking at this, sorry if it's a bit ranty - I just wanted to share my opinion.
#154 - sacredsouless (02/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I kinda agree. I don't really give a fuck about your race, gender, or sexual orientation. What does bother me is the fuckers who use their religion, race, gender, or sexual orientation as a reason to hate people who are different from them. Ergo, I am very much an athiest (though I wish that valhalla was real, sounds like my kind of heaven) and make shitty jokes about everyone. IE I will make gay jokes around my best friend (who is in a homosexual relationship), ditto for nigger jokes around a buddy who is black, and ditto for any other shitty joke that is made in the lame attempt to cheer up a friend. At minimum they usually laugh at how bad I am at jokes (seriously, I'm terrible. I suck at timing them right).
#130 - Welcome the fold of the enlightened and the unamused, friend--…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #131 - aladenovic (02/05/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be. Nothing these kinds of people say can change how things are done.
#132 - salsawin (02/05/2015) [-]
You're exactly right--it doesn't have to be. But it does require that people like you, like me--those of use who refuse to see the world through a fun-house mirror--stand our ground.

So good on you. Keep on rejecting the madness.
User avatar #133 - aladenovic (02/05/2015) [-]
It's not that I reject it - I give everyone a fair chance. I feel like people shouldn't be judged based on their ethnicity or culture - but rather based on their actions. (Kind of an important speech, actually, google Martin Luther King sometime).

My main "argument" to this person I spoke to was "One focal point of the movement seems to be harassment, of which there is plenty on both sides (GamerGate related); don't you think that your open mockery of ProGG people could be percieved as bullying"?

All that was responded was: "This is a place to mock sealions/gators, it's hilarious to watch grown as men make fools of themselves" ;; Some people are pretty crazy.

Too all those looking at this, sorry if it's a bit ranty - I just wanted to share my opinion.
#154 - sacredsouless (02/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I kinda agree. I don't really give a fuck about your race, gender, or sexual orientation. What does bother me is the fuckers who use their religion, race, gender, or sexual orientation as a reason to hate people who are different from them. Ergo, I am very much an athiest (though I wish that valhalla was real, sounds like my kind of heaven) and make shitty jokes about everyone. IE I will make gay jokes around my best friend (who is in a homosexual relationship), ditto for nigger jokes around a buddy who is black, and ditto for any other shitty joke that is made in the lame attempt to cheer up a friend. At minimum they usually laugh at how bad I am at jokes (seriously, I'm terrible. I suck at timing them right).
#17 - Good job /lit/ you fricking miserable snobs. This is why we c… 02/05/2015 on GG /lit/ GG +1
#799 - I really enjoy your PC build guides--if you actually build a n…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on besle's profile 0
User avatar #807 - besle (02/04/2015) [-]
Would be fun, but since I'm in the middle of paying of for a driver's license, it might take a while before I build anything new. I might receive some components for reviewing at some point I can show though
#2 - Look at that Not a single fatty  [+] (15 new replies) 02/03/2015 on ideal body throughout the... +195
#43 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
fuck yeah fat shaming
#4 - professorrowan (02/03/2015) [-]
if we went farther back there would be
#14 - stalini (02/03/2015) [-]
nope, there would not
#18 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
Fat and pale used to mean; you didn't have to work or be outside. Which indicates some sort of power or wealth.
#19 - stalini (02/03/2015) [-]
nope.
prove it
User avatar #17 - damping (02/03/2015) [-]
Ya there would. In Medieval Europe being fat was attractive because it meant you were wealthy.
User avatar #40 - kaiizel (02/03/2015) [-]
A chubby woman was considered attractive, not an obese one.
#38 - falbwuh (02/03/2015) [-]
If being fat was only considered attractive because it implied you got fat stacks, that kinda defeats the point doesn't it?

I'm sure there are a lot of people today who would swear on the bible that they think fat chicks are the bomb if there was a 300 lbs. billionaire woman within earshot.
User avatar #29 - bojesus (02/03/2015) [-]
Yeah but fat back then was pretty fucking relative m8.
User avatar #30 - damping (02/03/2015) [-]
Royalty was pretty damn fat.
User avatar #31 - bojesus (02/03/2015) [-]
Touche motherfucker
#21 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
Venus de Milo was created even futher back in time
#20 - stalini (02/03/2015) [-]
prove it.
#8 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
If it went farther back, the top date for teens would be raping your 14 year old black house slave.
#10 - drdisrespect (02/03/2015) [-]
just replace black with white, and thats my dream world
#3 - Oh lawl I love it 02/03/2015 on Robot teaches his daughters... +4
#83 - Comment deleted 02/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#326 - Watched Super Bowl. Laughed at Richard Sherman's sad face.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Sunday plans? +1
#333 - demonxxx (02/02/2015) [-]
Laugh more, friend.
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on ISIS Chan +3
#19 - anonexplains (02/01/2015) [-]
this gif perfectly describes my feelings

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#15 - lefiddlesticks (10/30/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Just wanted to say thanks for thumbing me up amongst the red.
#16 to #15 - salsawin (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm a helper. What was the comment?
#13 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
#12 to #11 - salsawin (06/27/2014) [-]
OP delivers. Hallelujah!
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