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#2 - Yah, but obviously having it there in big letters is almost as… 04/01/2015 on Have you accepted Lord Caesar? +1
#70 - Most of the people replying to you are kinda goofy If…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on The first time you get... 0
User avatar #120 - marioisbestpony (03/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't he have other things to worry about instead of catching his daughter masturbating? Like, making sure his family doesn't go hungry and shit?
#207 - I saw the original thread where this was first posted When… 03/07/2015 on Tale of the Dancing Man +1
#351 - You are correct. The thirst is very real and factors heavily … 03/05/2015 on Someone needs a hug 0
#348 - Zeta males have a very low chance of reproductive success. Re…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Someone needs a hug +3
User avatar #349 - CptSoapMacTavish (03/05/2015) [-]
They sound pretty thirsty to me.
#351 - salsawin (03/05/2015) [-]
You are correct. The thirst is very real and factors heavily into the biochemical response.
#18 - That was kinda sad, honestly. 02/25/2015 on Senpai noticed +1
#132 - You're exactly right--it doesn't have to be. But it does requ…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #133 - aladenovic (02/05/2015) [-]
It's not that I reject it - I give everyone a fair chance. I feel like people shouldn't be judged based on their ethnicity or culture - but rather based on their actions. (Kind of an important speech, actually, google Martin Luther King sometime).

My main "argument" to this person I spoke to was "One focal point of the movement seems to be harassment, of which there is plenty on both sides (GamerGate related); don't you think that your open mockery of ProGG people could be percieved as bullying"?

All that was responded was: "This is a place to mock sealions/gators, it's hilarious to watch grown as men make fools of themselves" ;; Some people are pretty crazy.

Too all those looking at this, sorry if it's a bit ranty - I just wanted to share my opinion.
#154 - sacredsouless (02/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I kinda agree. I don't really give a fuck about your race, gender, or sexual orientation. What does bother me is the fuckers who use their religion, race, gender, or sexual orientation as a reason to hate people who are different from them. Ergo, I am very much an athiest (though I wish that valhalla was real, sounds like my kind of heaven) and make shitty jokes about everyone. IE I will make gay jokes around my best friend (who is in a homosexual relationship), ditto for nigger jokes around a buddy who is black, and ditto for any other shitty joke that is made in the lame attempt to cheer up a friend. At minimum they usually laugh at how bad I am at jokes (seriously, I'm terrible. I suck at timing them right).
#130 - Welcome the fold of the enlightened and the unamused, friend--…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #131 - aladenovic (02/05/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be. Nothing these kinds of people say can change how things are done.
#132 - salsawin (02/05/2015) [-]
You're exactly right--it doesn't have to be. But it does require that people like you, like me--those of use who refuse to see the world through a fun-house mirror--stand our ground.

So good on you. Keep on rejecting the madness.
User avatar #133 - aladenovic (02/05/2015) [-]
It's not that I reject it - I give everyone a fair chance. I feel like people shouldn't be judged based on their ethnicity or culture - but rather based on their actions. (Kind of an important speech, actually, google Martin Luther King sometime).

My main "argument" to this person I spoke to was "One focal point of the movement seems to be harassment, of which there is plenty on both sides (GamerGate related); don't you think that your open mockery of ProGG people could be percieved as bullying"?

All that was responded was: "This is a place to mock sealions/gators, it's hilarious to watch grown as men make fools of themselves" ;; Some people are pretty crazy.

Too all those looking at this, sorry if it's a bit ranty - I just wanted to share my opinion.
#154 - sacredsouless (02/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I kinda agree. I don't really give a fuck about your race, gender, or sexual orientation. What does bother me is the fuckers who use their religion, race, gender, or sexual orientation as a reason to hate people who are different from them. Ergo, I am very much an athiest (though I wish that valhalla was real, sounds like my kind of heaven) and make shitty jokes about everyone. IE I will make gay jokes around my best friend (who is in a homosexual relationship), ditto for nigger jokes around a buddy who is black, and ditto for any other shitty joke that is made in the lame attempt to cheer up a friend. At minimum they usually laugh at how bad I am at jokes (seriously, I'm terrible. I suck at timing them right).
#17 - Good job /lit/ you fricking miserable snobs. This is why we c… 02/05/2015 on GG /lit/ GG +1
#799 - I really enjoy your PC build guides--if you actually build a n…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on besle's profile 0
User avatar #807 - besle (02/04/2015) [-]
Would be fun, but since I'm in the middle of paying of for a driver's license, it might take a while before I build anything new. I might receive some components for reviewing at some point I can show though

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#15 - lefiddlesticks (10/30/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Just wanted to say thanks for thumbing me up amongst the red.
#16 to #15 - salsawin (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm a helper. What was the comment?
#12 to #11 - salsawin (06/27/2014) [-]
OP delivers. Hallelujah!
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