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#84 - its the jamaican version because jamaicans kept getting confus… 23 hours ago on The Endeavours of Max 0
#15 - ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera? bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#13 - thats kewl and all but the fucks a speedtrap?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on South Africa 0
User avatar #14 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
A device used to tell cars speed as they drive by to see if they're abiding by the speed limit lol.
#15 - salihzzz (07/23/2014) [-]
ffs is this real or a retarded guy with a camera?

because i've seen my fair share of retards with cameras in antwerp too
User avatar #16 - eldinarcus (07/23/2014) [-]
Not sure, I could see the government hiring him just to keep himself busy though.
#5 - where are these from in europe the look diffrent 07/23/2014 on When Will They Learn 0
#147 - oh man gotta love how jidf infested this site got 07/22/2014 on The Gaza conflict in a... -1
#313 - where is this source you speak of? 07/20/2014 on Jews 0
#123 - no one ever trusted jews, they're just sneaky motherfuckers  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Jews 0
User avatar #124 - schnizel (07/20/2014) [-]
Seems like someone did.
#115 - how was yours differant?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Jews 0
#179 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Because he didn't say that the Palestinians were alien lizard men who steal away Israeli goats in the middle of the night.
He stated a fact, you stated BS propaganda with no source.
User avatar #313 - salihzzz (07/20/2014) [-]
where is this source you speak of?
#114 - where the fuck do you even get your facts? Mainstream news own…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Jews -3
User avatar #128 - phisk (07/20/2014) [-]
>Intifada
>Unbiased

Pick one.
#110 - and there's nothing wrong with that how come jewish p…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Jews 0
User avatar #122 - schnizel (07/20/2014) [-]
That's what you get for trusting the jews.
User avatar #123 - salihzzz (07/20/2014) [-]
no one ever trusted jews, they're just sneaky motherfuckers
User avatar #124 - schnizel (07/20/2014) [-]
Seems like someone did.

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User avatar #76 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Push It To The Limit (scarface)
User avatar #77 to #76 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
aw yeah nigga was it as good for you as it was for me
User avatar #80 to #79 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
not a bad fap song, but no gay mustache man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
User avatar #81 to #80 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Stupid ads by google
bretty good
User avatar #82 to #81 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
gugle is gaj
User avatar #85 to #84 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
pff get on my level nuub

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F902DPxW0DQ
User avatar #86 to #85 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
breti gut
User avatar #83 to #82 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #78 to #77 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
aw yis
User avatar #45 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Why do you follow an arabic religion.
User avatar #46 to #45 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
arabic, jewish, arameic what does it matter they're all the same. unless i become an atheist going around acting all smugg and shit
User avatar #47 to #46 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
So you act as a hand to the arab culture, to lick their dirty brown anus, instead of following your own culture.
If it does not matter, why not turn into a hindu?
User avatar #48 to #47 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
like it or not arab and turkish culture is a part of our balkan culture. unless you think you're western european, but that would make you the cocksucker not me.

And there's no such thing as european culture, the nords, northern europeans, the balkans, eastern europe and latin europe are not the same thing
#49 to #48 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
>like it or not arab and turkish culture is a part of our balkan culture
Because you let them to be a part. They are not from the balkans but they have killed of our ancestors and implanted their own culture to dominate the weak. Are you weak?
<And there's no such thing as european culture, the nords, northern europeans, the balkans, eastern europe and latin europe are not the same thing
So, celts, romans, illyrians, germanics, nords, britans, iberians, gauls, slavs, thracians, greeks, dacians, macedonians, etc. had no culture?
User avatar #50 to #49 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
Each had their own culture, european culture is a stupid stupid use of the world culture just like planet earth culture.

And so most of the things in our culture you like so much were brought by foreignors who occupied our land and raped and pillaged. you're the weak one that can't deal with reality
#51 to #50 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
>Each had their own culture, european culture is a stupid stupid use of the world culture just like planet earth culture.
Ever heard of the renaissance?
>And so most of the things in our culture you like so much were brought by foreignors who occupied our land and raped and pillaged
What things?
> you're the weak one that can't deal with reality
Reality is how we make it, you are the weak one for letting go.
#53 to #51 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Also if you think that I will bow down to a turk for a kebab you are mistaken.
User avatar #52 to #51 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
Aah yes the renaissance, the most arab, turkish and persian (muslim) influenced culural happening in europe that ever happend. verry good point there schnizel. and the reneisance is not part of the Southern slav (or bosnian) culture.

I don't know you keep bashing me for not loving my culture but you never told me what you see as our bosnian culture.

Aah yes i'll go take my gunn and die in a blaze of riffle fire, and be stamped another muslim extremist good point there. how old are you schnizel a lot of pre puberty bullshit here.
User avatar #58 to #52 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Also, Persians are indo-aryan, turks are mongoloids from the north, and arabs are semites.
User avatar #57 to #52 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
For your information the Bosnian left and the Bosnian right wing in the battle of Kosovo still held but everything has gone to shit when the Serbian center fell and when Lazar died.
#56 to #52 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
We were not a band of thieves in the Balkans.
We had a kingdom.

Increased trade in Florence Italy was one factor. Since money was so plentiful, it allowed families to higher craftsmen to create art. Another factor was a renewed interest in learning stemming from artifacts of Rome being found allover the place. The people in Florence were also greatly influenced by Plato.
The renaissance first began in Italy, in 1350.The printing press had a big part in the movement, which first came about in 1439.The renaissance spread throughout Italy and around Europe and lasted roughly from the 14th century to
the 17th century.
Greek and Roman art influenced the renaissance and not an arab culture.
17 i odoh jesti grah.
User avatar #62 to #56 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
every european nation has had greek and roman influence since the roman era, so why didn't the renaisance start earlier? It needed eastern knowledge to jumpstart it and the crusades, the fall of byzantium and eastern trade started it. Not saying europe doesn't deserve credit offcourse they do but you can't say there aren't any foreigh influences there.

And this is still foreign culture give me a list cultural shit thats purely ours
#66 to #62 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Romans said, learn from the enemy, but do not become the enemy.
Romans learned the pillum from the celtic spear throwers, but they were not celtic, but in fact, they destroyed the celtic armies.
From the Carthaginians and from us the Illyrians they learned how to construct mighty ships, after which they sunk our navies to the sea.
They learned the base of civilization from the Greeks, after which they conquered the entire Greek world.
User avatar #68 to #66 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
and we're not fucking romans so stop acting like we can take their history and act all high and mighty.

And o be honest i wouldn't be that proud of roman culture, as you said most that counts was taken from other regions. In every day social life romans were pretty barbaric and little faggots
User avatar #70 to #68 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
We will be mighty if we believe we are mighty.
>In every day social life romans were pretty barbaric and little faggots
Not really.
Barbaric means non-roman or non-greek.
And even tho homosexuality was not hated upon in Rome it was only a small part of the Roman upper class.
>implying our politicians dont fuck eachother in the ass
User avatar #72 to #70 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
lel i'l give you that last one, and now silence i'm trying to fap
User avatar #73 to #72 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
me too
XD
ahahahhahahahahahha
User avatar #74 to #73 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
aah yeah interntional bro fap, salih out
User avatar #75 to #74 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
me 2
#63 to #62 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
>so why didn't the renaisance start earlier
Why weren't we born on Mars.
>It needed eastern knowledge to jumpstart it and the crusades
Persians were conquered by the mudslimes and the science stoped. Alexandria was burned down by muslims. The muslims destroyed most of the trade ships leading to Europe, 400 years later, the first crusade came. Foreign cultural influences go in the hand of the more dominant culture and European culture denied all arabic or pan-arabic ideologies
>And this is still foreign culture give me a list cultural shit thats purely ours
Greek and Romans are not from Europe?

Also look down.
#64 to #63 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
We have been told that the first two centuries of the Spanish Emirate, supposedly founded in 756 by Abd’er Rahman I, constituted a Golden Age of Spanish history. The opulence and prosperity of Spain during these years is contrasted favorably with the supposed poverty and ignorance of Christian Europe in the same period.   
   
Medieval Arab annalists claim Cordoba had 500,000 inhabitants, 3,000 mosques, 113,000 houses, and 300 public baths - this not counting the twenty-eight suburbs said to have surrounded the city. Yet, over the past 60 years archaeologists have found nothing of the first 200 years of Arab rule in Spain.   
   
Between 711 and 911 there is almost nothing, with substantial remains only beginning to appear around 825 or 830. According to the Oxford Archaeological Guide, the first two centuries of Arab control at Cordoba has revealed, after exhaustive excavations:   
(a) The south-western portion of a city wall, presumed to date from the 9th century; (b) a small bath-complex, of the 10th century; and (c) part of the Umayyad (9th century) mosque. This is all that can be discovered from two centuries of the history of a city of 500,000.   
   
By way of contrast, Roman London (not one-tenth the size that Cordoba is said to have been) has yielded dozens of first-class archaeological sites. And even the three locations mentioned in theGuide are open to question. Even the mosque in question was originally the Visigothic Cathedral of St Vincent.   
   
Even when real archaeology does appear at Cordoba, from the late 10th century onwards, the settlement is nothing like that described by the Arab writers. At its most opulent, in the late eleventh centuries, the city had less than 40,000 inhabitants and the city was built directly upon the Roman and Visigothic city, which had a larger population.
We have been told that the first two centuries of the Spanish Emirate, supposedly founded in 756 by Abd’er Rahman I, constituted a Golden Age of Spanish history. The opulence and prosperity of Spain during these years is contrasted favorably with the supposed poverty and ignorance of Christian Europe in the same period.

Medieval Arab annalists claim Cordoba had 500,000 inhabitants, 3,000 mosques, 113,000 houses, and 300 public baths - this not counting the twenty-eight suburbs said to have surrounded the city. Yet, over the past 60 years archaeologists have found nothing of the first 200 years of Arab rule in Spain.

Between 711 and 911 there is almost nothing, with substantial remains only beginning to appear around 825 or 830. According to the Oxford Archaeological Guide, the first two centuries of Arab control at Cordoba has revealed, after exhaustive excavations:
(a) The south-western portion of a city wall, presumed to date from the 9th century; (b) a small bath-complex, of the 10th century; and (c) part of the Umayyad (9th century) mosque. This is all that can be discovered from two centuries of the history of a city of 500,000.

By way of contrast, Roman London (not one-tenth the size that Cordoba is said to have been) has yielded dozens of first-class archaeological sites. And even the three locations mentioned in theGuide are open to question. Even the mosque in question was originally the Visigothic Cathedral of St Vincent.

Even when real archaeology does appear at Cordoba, from the late 10th century onwards, the settlement is nothing like that described by the Arab writers. At its most opulent, in the late eleventh centuries, the city had less than 40,000 inhabitants and the city was built directly upon the Roman and Visigothic city, which had a larger population.

User avatar #65 to #64 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
This was the "islamic golden age" when they tried to conquer Spain. How pleb like.
Also there are as I remeber two things muslims bring in which is:
>chess
That's from India or further east.
>Algebra
That's the biggest lie about the muslims. They didn't invent shit. It's from india and it circulated along the silk road.
User avatar #67 to #65 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
ffs man i'm not arab i'm muslim, my religion is not my culture.
And what the fuck do muslims in the 8 century spain have anything to do with what we're talking about a single city was exagerated well whoopty doo.

And most of arab science wasn't taken from india but drom the 2 rivers region.

The persians scienctific advancements didn't stop thats just ridicoulous, don't you know /pol/ science is bullshit it's just above /b/.

And thats my point there is no universal european culture, i'm asking for that bosnian culture you keep talking about. give me something that wasn't brought to us or taken from others. Greeks and Romans are not bosnian culture just as spanisch isnt nord culture just because they interwove in the past
#69 to #67 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
>And what the fuck do muslims in the 8 century spain have anything to do with what we're talking about a single city was exagerated well whoopty doo.
That was the islamic golden age.
>And most of arab science wasn't taken from india but drom the 2 rivers region.
The hindus would say otherwise.
>The persians scienctific advancements didn't stop thats just ridicoulous, don't you know /pol/ science is bullshit it's just above /b/.
TOP KEK
You guys benned math in the 13th century.
>no universal european culture
No shit. We are diverse. The diversity is our strength.
>bosnian culture
Bogumili, ili samo heretici
We even had our own Illyrian culture.
But all those cultures, the Spanish, Italian, etc. are European.
User avatar #71 to #69 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
banned*
#54 to #52 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
>Aah yes the renaissance, the most arab, turkish and persian (muslim) influenced culural happening in europe that ever happend.
[Citation needed]
>I don't know you keep bashing me for not loving my culture but you never told me what you see as our bosnian culture.
Is to be remade.
>Aah yes i'll go take my gunn and die in a blaze of riffle fire, and be stamped another muslim extremist good point there. how old are you schnizel a lot of pre puberty bullshit here.
So you are afraid of death?
User avatar #55 to #54 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
-basic knowledge look it up i don't have time for this shit
-what?
-no shit budalo jedna srsly how old are you man
User avatar #59 to #55 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
But no matter what you are my bro and I love you <3 no homo
#60 to #59 - salihzzz (03/26/2014) [-]
you know i lav u plaho
User avatar #61 to #60 - schnizel ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #38 - schnizel ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - salihzzz (01/20/2014) [-]
hahaha wtf man
Good show, that band needs to lay off drugs
User avatar #40 to #39 - schnizel ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
xD
User avatar #41 to #40 - salihzzz (01/20/2014) [-]
you scare me man
User avatar #42 to #41 - schnizel ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]

goood
User avatar #43 to #42 - salihzzz (01/20/2014) [-]
jebus, jebus christ
User avatar #44 to #43 - schnizel ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - schnizel ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm gona make my own religion, wana join?
User avatar #32 to #31 - salihzzz (01/19/2014) [-]
what are the basics, and can i have 2 religions
User avatar #33 to #32 - schnizel ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
no
and the basics are fuck bitches and get money
User avatar #34 to #33 - salihzzz (01/19/2014) [-]
who will be providing these bitches and cash
Will there be black jack and hookers?
User avatar #35 to #34 - schnizel ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
Srysly, starting a bosnian religion worshiping sun and the earth,
you probably never heard of it
User avatar #36 to #35 - salihzzz (01/19/2014) [-]
you hipster!

The bogomils are back in town!
User avatar #37 to #36 - schnizel ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I should write a song about it
lel
User avatar #8 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
STOP
User avatar #9 to #8 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
NEVER!
Lol someone thumbed me down on that comment i sent ya
I'm working out the details with him now
User avatar #10 to #9 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
link
imas li lfd2 jesil skino
User avatar #12 to #10 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
nisma brate blokiro mi bijo computer
Mozel se jos skinit?
User avatar #13 to #12 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
ne idk vidi
User avatar #16 to #13 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
evo sad sam vidio, ima jos sad mi se snima.

Samo nisam nikad igro left 4 dead, jel to coop multi?
User avatar #17 to #16 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
aha
y kill zombies an shit
User avatar #19 to #17 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
eh brate sto ce mo ih jebat, evo sad mi se snima mozda kasnije odigramo jednu. il sutra ako moradnem negdje ic.
User avatar #20 to #19 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
steam nick mi je Cpt_Dostya
dodaj me
User avatar #11 to #10 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
salihzzz said
yu tink yu fahny haha big mister raugh at chinaman fo me is soooo big, i say no to yu fo fack yu mama with spoon made of china poopoo,

yu chack sam boody wit fire from dragon from yu ass.
Yu smell like half eaten pyanghong rat made wit lemon jews and banana peel
HAHA fak u mista big spenda
alsow, Yu smelly real bad

> revengeforfreeze said:
> hahahaha lol
>
> i bet this is a prank call from ownagepranks
>
> > salihzzz said:
> > you no them righ wat u did go me and me famiry, i shit on poop of yu dog for yu and make yu go pyangen on choochoo.
> > Ching Oh Mister Chong,
> > You are the king of Chinatown sewer cat eat rat fo breekfeast.
> > Ching Chong, I hatte you fo sho,
> > When you have turned the lights all down fo street sign.
> >
> > > revengeforfreeze said:
> > > What the fuck are you talking about
> > >
> > > Did I send like a message to you
> > >
> > > > salihzzz said:
> > > > Why yo mama be big ass chines ho makin noodle soup ramen to have sex with big horse pen is from stable of chyong pong.
> > > >
> > > > I say no.
User avatar #18 to #15 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
imasli ps4? moj sutra stize mogli bi malo Battlefield i killzone
User avatar #21 to #18 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
nop
le pc master race
User avatar #22 to #21 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
eh jebiga, samo mi pc nije bas najbolji pa nezmam hocel moc L4D 2
User avatar #23 to #22 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
ma hoce
User avatar #24 to #23 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
ako explodira brate, ja i ti vise nepricamo
User avatar #25 to #24 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
lel
overklokuj i izbaci ventilator XD
User avatar #26 to #25 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
no sikiri, imam flasu vode ako se ugrije
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (12/26/2013) [-]
lel resolution na ultra high vidim
Samo mi je brat vise na steam al javit cu ti kad ja budem.
User avatar #30 to #29 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #27 to #26 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
ma ja ba
User avatar #14 to #11 - schnizel ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #4 - schnizel ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Hows life
User avatar #7 to #4 - salihzzz (12/20/2013) [-]
whats up with you man
User avatar #5 to #4 - salihzzz (12/20/2013) [-]
pretty shitty atm college is trying to fuck me raw
User avatar #6 to #5 - schnizel ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - schnizel ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I claim your wall virginity, lel
we need to talk sometimes
User avatar #2 to #1 - salihzzz (12/12/2013) [-]
Nooooo, i was saving myself for admin...
Ofcourse man whats up you deflowering bastard
User avatar #3 to #2 - schnizel ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
lel
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