Upload
Login or register

salemjensen

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/16/2011
Last Login:3/12/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 174 total,  337 ,  163
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/5)
Level 113 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Comments: Funny Junkie
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:174
FJ Points:183
I, like most people, come her because I am bored and seek entertainment.

latest user's comments

#182 - Don't judge me! ;(  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar
#183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar
#184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#5 - Bath salts aren't actually bath salts, they're meth-amphetamin… 08/23/2012 on Makes Sense to Me +3
#179 - I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar
#181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar
#182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar
#183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar
#184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#1 - I can't tell.... Ask him what he thinks about piss?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Bear Grylls' Younger Brother? +1
User avatar
#2 - gosselini (08/29/2012) [-]
yeah let's ask the picture what it feels like drinking piss
#177 - But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that c…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar
#178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar
#179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar
#181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar
#182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar
#183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar
#184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#5 - ****** true, I'm athiest but if I knew, with absolute certaint… 08/23/2012 on Religion 0
#1 - Comment deleted 08/23/2012 on Oh brock +2
#171 - That was a contradiction, "I'm giving *everyone* with acn…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2012 on What would you change? 0
User avatar
#176 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well technically I am complimenting everyone with acne, because they don't know if they're in the select few.
User avatar
#177 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
But to take a compliment means that you have to believe that compliment was meant for you, the parameters of the compliment are that a certain group of people can look attractive with acne. You can already eliminate those who have been told that they are not good looking with acne, you can also eliminate anyone with low self confidence because they will assume that the compliment was not directed to them, otherwise they would have high self confidence because they constantly assume compliments are directed to them. That means that only a certain amount of people are capable of taking that as a compliment.

Sorry about the monologue. I'm bored as fuck.
User avatar
#178 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Fucking Moby Dick over here, I know, I'm bored too, that's the only reason I'm still replying. I
User avatar
#179 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never read Moby Dick.. I like to think of myself as less of a Charles Dickens type writer, more of a Stephen King meets Bill Hicks.
User avatar
#181 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
Well, okay.
User avatar
#182 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't judge me! ;(
User avatar
#183 - attractive (08/23/2012) [-]
HEY. SHUT YO MOUTH.
User avatar
#184 - salemjensen (08/23/2012) [-]
I haven't opened my mouth... :) PM me, the purple lines are getting a bit numerous.
#113 - Here's the plan. You wait till she passes out, take her heroin…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on When mom starts yelling... 0
#129 - gingerhatchet (08/24/2012) [-]
nope her room is worse than playing a scary games used dildos and porn everywhere
#39 - My phone makes me feel like a ******. It has a watermelon patt… 08/23/2012 on As if the answer was obvious -1