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Date Signed Up:7/10/2012
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#65 - Their yearbook committee ******* sucks at proof reading.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on yearbook quotes comp.. 0
User avatar #70 - Garblestickleshlop (05/13/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be funny if they corrected it, and maybe that was a joke. I don't think they are supposed to change the quotes.
#145 - I smoked 10 a day for about 8 years. I have pretty bad anxiety…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Vape +7
#149 - LewdFlapjack (05/13/2015) [-]
you fucking loser
#225 - LewdFlapjack (05/14/2015) [-]
TIL People on FJ have no sense of humor.
User avatar #146 - mymiddleleg (05/13/2015) [-]
Totally agree, I've been smoking for 10 years and since I started using e-cign i haven't touched a cig, and I'm using the e-cig less and less until I'm done completely
#26 - It's a Tumblr expert teaching people what counts as a gender. 05/09/2015 on When the teacher doesn't... 0
#35 - m8, you'd rather have a choc ice instead or a double cone dipp… 05/04/2015 on Random XXI 0
#27 - That, first one... boy, do I know that feeling.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Random XXI +5
#29 - novels (05/04/2015) [-]
What do you mean, choc ices are fucking amazing, better than any fucking whipped ice-cream you'd get from an ice-cream truck. Clearly you know nothing.
#35 - salari (05/04/2015) [-]
m8, you'd rather have a choc ice instead or a double cone dipped in kali with a flake and raspberry syrup? Choc ices are shit tier compared to that.
User avatar #31 - mrbator (05/04/2015) [-]
How dare you, choc ices make me cry
#32 - novels (05/04/2015) [-]
I guess some people just can't handle the ride, casul.
#68 - All these people getting irate... It's from the show 'Gilmore …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on I fucking hate women +4
User avatar #75 - raginhardon (04/28/2015) [-]
its not about that, its the idea of it
#217 - >implying rioting with senseless violence is exclusive to b…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on THE RIDE NEVER ENDS +14
User avatar #230 - deviousmachine (04/27/2015) [-]
>implying that is the meaning of the post, and not because it is pointing out the hypocrisy of a part of the rioters.
User avatar #280 - fukkentyranitar (04/27/2015) [-]
You understand that innately but everyone else is too ignorant to see that. Welcome to the internet.
#143 - That's better.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Realization 0
#145 - timelordeternal (04/26/2015) [-]
I thought it was funny.
#163 - She (and Alicia Silverstone) also feed their children in the s… 04/24/2015 on Huge fact comp #6 -7
#24 - Here's a close up of the captain. 04/19/2015 on Queen Mary 2 and its Captain 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - keiishiyama (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm currently getting **** because someone said the right way to spell honor/honour was "honour". People are getting piss mad at me because I said we're speaking the same language.

After all, you don't speak British, and I don't speak American. We both speak English, correct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - salari (07/18/2012) [-]
By definition, I speak English (British standard) and you speak English (American standard), and you're right, for you, the correct spelling is 'honor'. People who try to correct on that are just being pedantic and making an obnoxious stance on their patriotism. Frankly, I prefer the American standard of spelling; it removes letters that in the context of the spelling structure of a word makes sense, and a lot of what we use are superfluous artifacts from the word's origin.
User avatar #3 to #2 - keiishiyama (07/18/2012) [-]
Thank you. It's the same language, in a different form, and everyone from across the sea is as butthurt as if I had dumped more tea into the ocean.

Also, congratulations. I rarely have to question the meaning of a word (my vocabulary is, so I'm told quite advanced), but I had to stop and think about what "pedantic" and "superfluous" meant.
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