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Date Signed Up:8/06/2011
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    Mind blown Mind blown
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    No brainer No brainer
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    That feel That feel
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    Button mashing Button mashing
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    Feminazi Feminazi
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    Tupac Tupac
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#186 - "Well, I've done all I can do." 11/24/2014 on Spongebob Quotes 0
#130 - Holy **** , I made that picture a long time ago. T… 11/14/2014 on So true +1
#1363 - Dude quit doing triple C's. Do Delsym instead, it's a little p…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family +2
User avatar #2317 - beastkenten (11/13/2014) [-]
Wow, someone who knew about Triple C's.
The reason why it's so convenient is because one, it's cheap and two, the dollar store where I get it from, the cashier and I became friends after I bought the stuff over 30 times and now he takes from their stock when they get it in and puts it aside and gives it to me for free sometimes when I'm REALLY broke.
Because yes, CCC's are expensive but I buy the generic dollar store brand which is only 2 dollars a box vs I think like 6+ for the real CCC's. Since I'm on the bigger side and I've been doing it for so long, the normal dose of like 300-400mg dxm isn't enough to even make me feel anything when normally it would make any normal person trip the fuck out as seen when I gave my friend 8 CCC's after he bugged me about it for a year . So my normal dose to get me into my favorite high is about 1600mg+ of dxm. Now if you do the math, even at 30mg dxm per pill, that's still over 50 pills per trip , so if I do any pill that is safe to take, it would take 100+ pills seeing as most of them only go to 20mg before getting dangerous.

Which brings me to drinking cough syrup being not possible, seeing as it would take me too much syrup to get me high before it got me violently ill on top of the high cost.
So really the only option I have is to take CCC's if I want to get high and I'm lightweight addicted to it, obviously. I've looked into buying pure dxm powder but not only is it expensive because you can only buy it in bulk from pharmaceutical companies, if you don't have a good reason to buy it, they either won't sell it to you or they'll report you to the DEA. So I seem to be between a rock and a hard place.
#61 - Oh. Well **** . 07/22/2014 on I love Marvel movies +1
#56 - >no spidey  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on I love Marvel movies +5
User avatar #60 - gemknight (07/22/2014) [-]
Spider-man movie rights are owned by Sony at the moment.
The movies shown have their movie rights owned by Marvel Studios.
#61 - sailorsmooth (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Well shit.
#4 - I just remembered how in middle school I hated this one retard… 07/18/2014 on This never happened in my... 0
#3 - **sailorsmooth rolls 83**  [+] (21 new replies) 07/18/2014 on DBZ has the best plot ever -2
#54 - chrispoot (07/18/2014) [-]
**chrispoot rolls 95** I'll test my luck with only two serials this time.
User avatar #47 - worldbestbaka (07/18/2014) [-]
**worldbestbaka rolls 09**
User avatar #38 - puffbrownies (07/18/2014) [-]
**puffbrownies rolls 730** WILL I GET TRIPS? NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
User avatar #39 - puffbrownies (07/18/2014) [-]
**puffbrownies rolls 325**
User avatar #29 - warzon (07/18/2014) [-]
**warzon rolls 12**

allow me.
User avatar #16 - fagnut (07/18/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolls 47**
User avatar #17 - fagnut (07/18/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolls 555** trips are where its at
User avatar #55 - ogvind (07/18/2014) [-]
**ogvind rolls 3,451** Sweet trips bro, but what about some sweet ass quads?
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#32 - thememegod (07/18/2014) [-]
So smooth its criminal.
#31 - kotetsulovesfj (07/18/2014) [-]
**kotetsulovesfj rolls 4,352**
#9 - lzrbm (07/18/2014) [-]
**lzrbm rolls 09** Can i try for the dubs?
#23 - asmodiax (07/18/2014) [-]
**asmodiax rolls 64**
#43 - killo (07/18/2014) [-]
What video is this from? Can't remember
#53 - killo (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the laugh
User avatar #10 - lzrbm (07/18/2014) [-]
no i cannot
User avatar #8 - reapermaster (07/18/2014) [-]
**reapermaster rolls 01**
User avatar #7 - notorc (07/18/2014) [-]
**notorc rolls 85**
#54 - **sailorsmooth rolls 00** 07/18/2014 on Teamwork 0
#32 - Picture 07/14/2014 on My favorite intro from "The... +1
#53 - Dude why are you acting like such a whiny know-it-all faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Smart bastard.. 0
User avatar #55 - sinery (07/11/2014) [-]
Boredom.

Why do you give a fuck?

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