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sadisticsalmon

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: SadisticSalmon
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Company of Heroes, Company of Heroes 2, Faster Than Light
Interests: Murder, Burning Shit, Sadism, Fish
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:5/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#379
Comment Ranking:#4179
Highest Content Rank:#15
Highest Comment Rank:#1164
Content Thumbs: 169534 total,  181957 ,  12423
Comment Thumbs: 5104 total,  5847 ,  743
Content Level Progress: 49.01% (4901/10000)
Level 313 Content: Wizard → Level 314 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:16
Content Views:7316272
Times Content Favorited:14424 times
Total Comments Made:1749
FJ Points:131343
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latest user's comments

#7 - DO you sleep?  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on How to rate female... +3
User avatar #41 - admin (6 hours ago) [-]
i've evolved beyond that shit
#102 - sniffythebird (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #42 - shadowrated (6 hours ago) [-]
he does. with ur mum. HAHAHAHAHA
#17 - Yeh, I din't actually know I could do that... I feel special now  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... +1
User avatar #24 - courageexplains (05/24/2015) [-]
have you ever had the thrill of being first!?! its AMAZING!
User avatar #30 - scorpidea (05/24/2015) [-]
I was first once last week, and I got down voted....
User avatar #33 - scorpidea (05/24/2015) [-]
1st
User avatar #31 - courageexplains (05/24/2015) [-]
well what did you write
#11 - oh, I didn't know I could do that 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#6 - STOP SPAMMING US PLEASE  [+] (11 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... -19
User avatar #14 - admin (05/24/2015) [-]
just unsubscribe dude
User avatar #232 - dalgaard (05/24/2015) [-]
how do i unsubscribe from you? 8)
User avatar #152 - lotengo (05/24/2015) [-]
unsubscribing doesnt mean we wont see all your content you** GOD DAMN NEWFAG**
#138 - elmiticojimmy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - sadisticsalmon (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeh, I din't actually know I could do that... I feel special now
User avatar #24 - courageexplains (05/24/2015) [-]
have you ever had the thrill of being first!?! its AMAZING!
User avatar #30 - scorpidea (05/24/2015) [-]
I was first once last week, and I got down voted....
User avatar #33 - scorpidea (05/24/2015) [-]
1st
User avatar #31 - courageexplains (05/24/2015) [-]
well what did you write
#10 - scorpidea (05/24/2015) [-]
Then unsubscribe from him
User avatar #11 - sadisticsalmon (05/24/2015) [-]
oh, I didn't know I could do that
#2 - Whales don't have human brains, they can't actually use our le… 05/22/2015 on Fat Logic Comp +2
#10 - That's where you're wrong, the talking guy is professor Brian …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on White science guy +6
User avatar #14 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/21/2015) [-]
White science guy usually means Bill actually
#19 - adzoh (05/21/2015) [-]
Nah, he's just the science guy
#50 - The article was just poorly worded, more elaboration… 05/21/2015 on Rage comp +2
#49 - Chill out it's all ok, the bomb squad was called to destroy St…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Rage comp +5
User avatar #64 - zaggystirdust (05/21/2015) [-]
This eased my heart
#48 - Chill out it's all ok, the bomb squad was called to … 05/21/2015 on Rage comp +4
#46 - Chill out it's all ok, the bomb squad was called to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Rage comp +7
User avatar #75 - gravysponge (05/21/2015) [-]
u made me feel better <3

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User avatar #20 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Do you like Salmon?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sadisticsalmon (11/14/2014) [-]
Absolutely
User avatar #22 to #21 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word
User avatar #13 - instalation (01/18/2014) [-]
You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
#10 - salihzzz (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm coming for you, bitch.
i'm coming for you, bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
User avatar #4 to #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry man
#3 to #2 - bdowns (11/19/2013) [-]
anytime
anytime
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