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sadisticsalmon

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: SadisticSalmon
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Company of Heroes, Company of Heroes 2, Faster Than Light
Interests: Murder, Burning Shit, Sadism, Fish
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:5/07/2015
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latest user's comments

#9 - It's from "Remember Me" a game with a neat concept t…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Typp +1
User avatar #10 - arsenalthegunners (23 hours ago) [-]
OHHH that game, heard so much about it. then when it came out, it vanished. oh well.
#1 - Picture 05/05/2015 on The King of Memes +1
#1 - Picture 05/05/2015 on Anime of the year +1
#71 - Not everyone needs to know rap, you know there's a thing called tastes 05/05/2015 on Thug Life Compilation #3 +15
#1 - But what about four wars?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on QI Comp 5 +1
User avatar #18 - ineedtotakeapiss (05/05/2015) [-]
Four wars and seven years ago...
User avatar #5 - midnighteyes (05/05/2015) [-]
You're giving the terrorists ideas, salmon.
User avatar #4 - theqotsakiller (05/05/2015) [-]
That's four times the danger, can't you read.
#16 - You are of besting me 05/04/2015 on Pusillanimous +6
#14 - You kind of responded like someone whose ego was injured  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pusillanimous +15
#15 - infinitereaper (05/04/2015) [-]
is a trick question
you see salmon
how can one hurt your self esteem when you do not have one
#16 - sadisticsalmon (05/04/2015) [-]
You are of besting me
#19 - 2nd Gen moto G has the same megapixels, but a slightly less HD…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2015 on A dude dropped his phone in... 0
User avatar #53 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
megapixels =/= better, anyone who's used a Motorola camera knows they sucks ass.

Same for the screen, resolution =/= better, iPhone's have great screens. the only issue is they're low res, the only screens that are really better are samsung and LG displays
User avatar #66 - marno (05/03/2015) [-]
Brand name doesn't make good specs. Good specs make good specs.

^This guy, right?
User avatar #67 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
The Moto G only has good specs on paper.
You get what you pay for, generally, and even though the Moto G is a great phone it's not iPhone level quality
User avatar #68 - marno (05/03/2015) [-]
You'll have to use evidence, I don't take personal opinions and hearsay.
User avatar #69 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
"You obviously won't get Galaxy S5 of One M8 quality images here and it struggles in low light, but in the right conditions it struggles in low light"
www.trustedreviews.com/moto-g-2-2014-review-camera-page-3

Mediocre camera software, paired to a decent sensor. It's the story of Motorola story over and over again.
User avatar #70 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
hwoops, "In the right conditions it can create some pleasing shots"

marno
User avatar #71 - marno (05/03/2015) [-]
I concede the point, there are outside factors that can deteriorate the on-paper quality.

Still not paying an extra $700 for nicer photos. That phone better itch my balls and read my mind for that kind of money.
#16 - Actually, I double checked the stats, make that 180 and a 5 in…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on A dude dropped his phone in... 0
#20 - asurasxnight (05/03/2015) [-]
still expensive.
#15 - ******** , my last phone was a motorola Moto G 2nd Gen, …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2015 on A dude dropped his phone in... -1
User avatar #17 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
>more powerful than an iPhone 5s
That's just blatantly wrong
They're incomparable in many ways, the 5s has a significantly better screen, better camera, and better quality in general.

And this is coming from a Moto X owner
User avatar #19 - sadisticsalmon (05/03/2015) [-]
2nd Gen moto G has the same megapixels, but a slightly less HD camera, however the screen is better and stronger, and more importantly it's $869 to $179, I wonder which one the rational Human being would buy
User avatar #53 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
megapixels =/= better, anyone who's used a Motorola camera knows they sucks ass.

Same for the screen, resolution =/= better, iPhone's have great screens. the only issue is they're low res, the only screens that are really better are samsung and LG displays
User avatar #66 - marno (05/03/2015) [-]
Brand name doesn't make good specs. Good specs make good specs.

^This guy, right?
User avatar #67 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
The Moto G only has good specs on paper.
You get what you pay for, generally, and even though the Moto G is a great phone it's not iPhone level quality
User avatar #68 - marno (05/03/2015) [-]
You'll have to use evidence, I don't take personal opinions and hearsay.
User avatar #69 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
"You obviously won't get Galaxy S5 of One M8 quality images here and it struggles in low light, but in the right conditions it struggles in low light"
www.trustedreviews.com/moto-g-2-2014-review-camera-page-3

Mediocre camera software, paired to a decent sensor. It's the story of Motorola story over and over again.
User avatar #70 - wotterpatch (05/03/2015) [-]
hwoops, "In the right conditions it can create some pleasing shots"

marno
User avatar #71 - marno (05/03/2015) [-]
I concede the point, there are outside factors that can deteriorate the on-paper quality.

Still not paying an extra $700 for nicer photos. That phone better itch my balls and read my mind for that kind of money.
User avatar #16 - sadisticsalmon (05/03/2015) [-]
Actually, I double checked the stats, make that 180 and a 5 inch screen.
#20 - asurasxnight (05/03/2015) [-]
still expensive.

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User avatar #20 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Do you like Salmon?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sadisticsalmon (11/14/2014) [-]
Absolutely
User avatar #22 to #21 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word
User avatar #13 - instalation (01/18/2014) [-]
You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
#10 - salihzzz (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm coming for you, bitch.
i'm coming for you, bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
User avatar #4 to #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry man
#3 to #2 - bdowns (11/19/2013) [-]
anytime
anytime
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