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#64 - Well, whatever, some of us thought it was a really enjoyable g… 10/22/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0
#62 - The Gameplay is not **** tier, you're just flingi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0
User avatar #63 - bestfoxgirl (10/22/2014) [-]
How am I to back up my points? I won't make you play 10% of the games I played, so I don't suppose I'll make you notice it. I could tell you about terrible spawn, shitty shooting mechanics and gameplay which doesn't give you a slightest bit of fun, but if that's not obvious to you then I don't know how to explain it in a way you'd understand.

I don't have anything "against" this game and it's not like I don't like it for some strange reason. I just played it and saw how poor it is from the technical side. And the storyline doesn't reward you enough, it's nice that they decided on a plot twist, but it's kinda obvious for everyone who read Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (there are several indications in the game itself).
User avatar #64 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
Well, whatever, some of us thought it was a really enjoyable game, found that reading Heart of Darkness didn't give away too much, and thought the mechanics were enjoyable, maybe this argument is pointless as neither of us really will ever manage to convince the other and part of me feels I have drawn this out simply for my pointless self bias
#60 - But the last of us is loved for its story, but the game play i…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0
User avatar #61 - bestfoxgirl (10/22/2014) [-]
But not shit tier

Also storyline in spec ops is par at best
User avatar #62 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
The Gameplay is not shit tier, you're just flinging mud and running away, not backing up your points.
User avatar #63 - bestfoxgirl (10/22/2014) [-]
How am I to back up my points? I won't make you play 10% of the games I played, so I don't suppose I'll make you notice it. I could tell you about terrible spawn, shitty shooting mechanics and gameplay which doesn't give you a slightest bit of fun, but if that's not obvious to you then I don't know how to explain it in a way you'd understand.

I don't have anything "against" this game and it's not like I don't like it for some strange reason. I just played it and saw how poor it is from the technical side. And the storyline doesn't reward you enough, it's nice that they decided on a plot twist, but it's kinda obvious for everyone who read Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (there are several indications in the game itself).
User avatar #64 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
Well, whatever, some of us thought it was a really enjoyable game, found that reading Heart of Darkness didn't give away too much, and thought the mechanics were enjoyable, maybe this argument is pointless as neither of us really will ever manage to convince the other and part of me feels I have drawn this out simply for my pointless self bias
#25 - ah ok, it was just a random collection of nonsense, makes sense  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Anon plays Skyrim 0
User avatar #26 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Exactly, the lack of sense made sense xD
#58 - So.... you just rebutted your own point  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0
User avatar #59 - bestfoxgirl (10/22/2014) [-]
umm nope
User avatar #60 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
But the last of us is loved for its story, but the game play is itself considered mediocre...
User avatar #61 - bestfoxgirl (10/22/2014) [-]
But not shit tier

Also storyline in spec ops is par at best
User avatar #62 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
The Gameplay is not shit tier, you're just flinging mud and running away, not backing up your points.
User avatar #63 - bestfoxgirl (10/22/2014) [-]
How am I to back up my points? I won't make you play 10% of the games I played, so I don't suppose I'll make you notice it. I could tell you about terrible spawn, shitty shooting mechanics and gameplay which doesn't give you a slightest bit of fun, but if that's not obvious to you then I don't know how to explain it in a way you'd understand.

I don't have anything "against" this game and it's not like I don't like it for some strange reason. I just played it and saw how poor it is from the technical side. And the storyline doesn't reward you enough, it's nice that they decided on a plot twist, but it's kinda obvious for everyone who read Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (there are several indications in the game itself).
User avatar #64 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
Well, whatever, some of us thought it was a really enjoyable game, found that reading Heart of Darkness didn't give away too much, and thought the mechanics were enjoyable, maybe this argument is pointless as neither of us really will ever manage to convince the other and part of me feels I have drawn this out simply for my pointless self bias
#23 - Yes, I understood that part, but the first bit of the story is…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Anon plays Skyrim 0
User avatar #24 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
He was about nothing, he just wrote something that would catch peoples eye to then turn it into this thing
User avatar #25 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
ah ok, it was just a random collection of nonsense, makes sense
User avatar #26 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Exactly, the lack of sense made sense xD
#20 - Wait up, could someone explain what happened, like dragons, PT…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Anon plays Skyrim 0
User avatar #21 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Forget the skyrim part, the ptsd part, thing is his sister and dad were a thing, then he and his sister had sex, and then the sister wants to have a threesome with both her dad and brother.
Now that you know, do you still wanna know?
User avatar #23 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
Yes, I understood that part, but the first bit of the story is so terribly written I didn't understand what he was on about.
User avatar #24 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
He was about nothing, he just wrote something that would catch peoples eye to then turn it into this thing
User avatar #25 - sadisticsalmon (10/22/2014) [-]
ah ok, it was just a random collection of nonsense, makes sense
User avatar #26 - stifflimb (10/22/2014) [-]
Exactly, the lack of sense made sense xD
#17 - Nice Dishonored Poster 10/22/2014 on A Little Joke +7
#29 - What the **** is this, how has this not burned to…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Taco Power 0
User avatar #33 - xgrandmoffx (10/23/2014) [-]
It surprises you and me both, pal.
#56 - For ***** sake, I'm taking the piss ya dumb basta… 10/22/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0

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User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
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I'm a man of my word
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You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
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I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
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I'm really sorry man
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