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#29 - You say that, but I have seen Lucio players who don't seem to … 17 hours ago on You never know who has a stand +1
#23 - Jesus bro, chill out, maybe he's just not very good at support…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on You never know who has a stand +10
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#37 - manza (15 hours ago) [-]
Why do people keep saying how roles in Overwatch are difficult or some shit? It's the same as TF2, anyone can play any role. It only takes like a few hours, like three, to become decent playing it.
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#94 - sheepington (4 hours ago) [-]
Roles aren't difficult, just some characters are, so anyone should be able to do any role.
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#27 - nathanbiggs (18 hours ago) [-]
>not very good at support
>when Lucio exists

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#29 - sadisticsalmon (17 hours ago) [-]
You say that, but I have seen Lucio players who don't seem to realise their healing is AoE and just sprint away from their team to chase down a reaper or some shit... thought that might just be a retard problem rather than a bad support
#129 - My man, you are ready to bring the babes at any moment, maybe …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on Trumper Comp21 +1
#162 - drewjitsu (08/23/2016) [-]
I'm glad you aren't.
#126 - Listen bruh, do what you want, but don't ruin the Joost by poo…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Trumper Comp21 +8
#302 - thefallenlord (08/23/2016) [-]
Best waifu
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#131 - bigbensch (08/23/2016) [-]
Her legs really do look strange in the mirror
#128 - MuahahaOfLore (08/23/2016) [-]
Didnt notice, here is a replacement TrumpBabe x2 for interest
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#129 - sadisticsalmon (08/23/2016) [-]
My man, you are ready to bring the babes at any moment, maybe if i was American I would vote Trump
#162 - drewjitsu (08/23/2016) [-]
I'm glad you aren't.
#48 - I mean, the sniper is a New Zealander after all  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on OverJam ! 0
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#50 - skeletorexplains (08/21/2016) [-]
the sniper from tf2? Apparently he's from NZ but he was raised in Aus.
#46 - Huh, I dunno, I just heard his name was Mako and saw a Maori c…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2016 on OverJam ! 0
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#49 - thesovereigngrave (08/21/2016) [-]
I think it's likely that he's a Maori Australian, though it's not something that's been confirmed so it's nothing but speculation.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori_Australians
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#47 - skeletorexplains (08/21/2016) [-]
Its rumored he's of new Zealand Descent due to some of his skins, but its never said he's Maoi. Just another Australian.
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#48 - sadisticsalmon (08/21/2016) [-]
I mean, the sniper is a New Zealander after all
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#50 - skeletorexplains (08/21/2016) [-]
the sniper from tf2? Apparently he's from NZ but he was raised in Aus.
#39 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2016 on OverJam ! -3
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#52 - yourfriendbraum (08/21/2016) [-]
I can almost hear the "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
#44 - skeletorexplains (08/21/2016) [-]
Nationality:
Australian

From the damn overwatch site, dude...

He's not even playing a Didgeridoo. its an Alphorn..a Swiss instrument.

Now stop Shitposting, shitty 7th state of aus.
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#46 - sadisticsalmon (08/21/2016) [-]
Huh, I dunno, I just heard his name was Mako and saw a Maori costume and assumed he couldn't be Australian
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#49 - thesovereigngrave (08/21/2016) [-]
I think it's likely that he's a Maori Australian, though it's not something that's been confirmed so it's nothing but speculation.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori_Australians
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#47 - skeletorexplains (08/21/2016) [-]
Its rumored he's of new Zealand Descent due to some of his skins, but its never said he's Maoi. Just another Australian.
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#48 - sadisticsalmon (08/21/2016) [-]
I mean, the sniper is a New Zealander after all
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#50 - skeletorexplains (08/21/2016) [-]
the sniper from tf2? Apparently he's from NZ but he was raised in Aus.
#4 - The image or the actual story? The image that guy has used… 08/17/2016 on Hibiki: Gift and promises... 0
#5 - Didn't Osborn steal the data about how to kill a Skrull queen … 08/16/2016 on Comic Facts #2 0
#8 - Ah yess... Midway, the NAVAL battle  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2016 on Filthy Frank history captions +39
#14 - littlemachine (08/12/2016) [-]
That's what clued you in?
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#9 - hismomo (08/12/2016) [-]
Which took place in 1942
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#11 - strigt (08/12/2016) [-]
And a slim chance it didn't have full body condoms, I don't think...