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sadisticsalmon

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Interests: Murder, Burning Shit, Sadism, Fish
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
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#8 - MarioKart 8, the angry luigi thing  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Luigi ain't no one tah fuck... +3
User avatar #14 - CrushOrange (08/26/2015) [-]
exactly, why did people like this
#26 - Well, she was good enough to get parodied by wierd Al 08/26/2015 on Kanye & Lorde 0
#6 - Haha, I love it 08/24/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
#1 - Maybe it'll be me this time  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk 0
#5 - mizzdepp (08/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - sadisticsalmon (08/24/2015) [-]
Haha, I love it
#24 - But there's four...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on When scientist hack... +8
User avatar #30 - eggymegger (08/24/2015) [-]
well fuck me there is
#40 - Then don't buy it, it's offered to people and organisations th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2015 on Star Citizen 15k dollars DLC 0
#41 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
But saying 'but don't buy it' is missing the point entirely. The point was that the very principle of selling 15k in DLC for a game that hasn't come out yet is ridiculous.

Frankly from the way it sounds, and I mean no disrespect, but you don't seem to be in full realization of how things are going. I would encourage you to read around, they've stated quite clearly their intentions of massively expanding their DLC base outside of just ships. Some of this already exists as well through cosmetic items and weapons (potentially P2W). Star Citizen is the ultimate form, except for DotA 2 and CSGO, of nickel and diming people.
#38 - But it's not buy only content... And I'll admit I haven't play…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Star Citizen 15k dollars DLC 0
#39 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I meant buy-only in the current time frame. Since the game isn't out yet, it's not really feasible to acquire it in-game. Hence why it's ridiculous to purchase currently DLC for a game that hasn't come out yet. To put it in perspective, you can a few copies of the well-established Train Simulator game with all DLC for the asking price of 15k.

You are really no way guaranteed the ability to acquire those ships within a year either, if at all. Warframe suffers heavily from this issue but people look the other way because they like the game a lot. Just like with Star Citizen. Which was my other point, in that it's easy for game developers to say one thing and do another.
User avatar #40 - sadisticsalmon (08/23/2015) [-]
Then don't buy it, it's offered to people and organisations that want a headstart, if you don't like it then you shouldn't care about it, I want to play the game so I got myself two decent ships, but I would never consider spending 15 grand, doesn't diminish the quality of the product or infuriate me out of buying the game
#41 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
But saying 'but don't buy it' is missing the point entirely. The point was that the very principle of selling 15k in DLC for a game that hasn't come out yet is ridiculous.

Frankly from the way it sounds, and I mean no disrespect, but you don't seem to be in full realization of how things are going. I would encourage you to read around, they've stated quite clearly their intentions of massively expanding their DLC base outside of just ships. Some of this already exists as well through cosmetic items and weapons (potentially P2W). Star Citizen is the ultimate form, except for DotA 2 and CSGO, of nickel and diming people.
#11 - Comment deleted 08/23/2015 on description 0
#3 - Well, you're judging things a little harshly there, it's a lit…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2015 on Star Citizen 15k dollars DLC 0
#35 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Personally it's not about what the game is about or what the ship will actually do. Just consider for a moment that there is a game out there that has 15 thousand dollars worth of buy-only content. Now further consider that there is (cost aside) DLC available for a game that isn't even out yet.

This is a problem on principle. This is essentially worse than the hated day one DLC. I would also point out that in the wording, they don't state when said content will be available to people who didn't pre-purchase it.

Warframe said the same thing, but there is a lot of content that isn't available still and is still growing incidentally. Warframe has been out since early 2013, and had a closed beta with the same shit as Star Citizen for 6 months prior to that.

Call me cynical, but you should never trust a big company like this.
User avatar #38 - sadisticsalmon (08/23/2015) [-]
But it's not buy only content... And I'll admit I haven't played warframe, but so far, everything that has come out of CIG has made it very clear that every single ship available for real world money, will also be able to be bought at a later stage, in game
#39 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I meant buy-only in the current time frame. Since the game isn't out yet, it's not really feasible to acquire it in-game. Hence why it's ridiculous to purchase currently DLC for a game that hasn't come out yet. To put it in perspective, you can a few copies of the well-established Train Simulator game with all DLC for the asking price of 15k.

You are really no way guaranteed the ability to acquire those ships within a year either, if at all. Warframe suffers heavily from this issue but people look the other way because they like the game a lot. Just like with Star Citizen. Which was my other point, in that it's easy for game developers to say one thing and do another.
User avatar #40 - sadisticsalmon (08/23/2015) [-]
Then don't buy it, it's offered to people and organisations that want a headstart, if you don't like it then you shouldn't care about it, I want to play the game so I got myself two decent ships, but I would never consider spending 15 grand, doesn't diminish the quality of the product or infuriate me out of buying the game
#41 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
But saying 'but don't buy it' is missing the point entirely. The point was that the very principle of selling 15k in DLC for a game that hasn't come out yet is ridiculous.

Frankly from the way it sounds, and I mean no disrespect, but you don't seem to be in full realization of how things are going. I would encourage you to read around, they've stated quite clearly their intentions of massively expanding their DLC base outside of just ships. Some of this already exists as well through cosmetic items and weapons (potentially P2W). Star Citizen is the ultimate form, except for DotA 2 and CSGO, of nickel and diming people.
#1 - Well, that pack contains 2 of every single ship, and of course… 08/22/2015 on Star Citizen 15k dollars DLC 0

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User avatar #20 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Do you like Salmon?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sadisticsalmon (11/14/2014) [-]
Absolutely
User avatar #22 to #21 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #19 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #16 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticsalmon (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes sir Mr soundofwinter sir
User avatar #18 to #17 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a man of my word
User avatar #13 - instalation (01/18/2014) [-]
You're anonymooose aren't you
User avatar #15 to #13 - sadisticsalmon (01/19/2014) [-]
Although I am interested as to why you would think that
User avatar #12 - ied (01/07/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points please?
#10 - salihzzz (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm coming for you, bitch.
i'm coming for you, bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro
User avatar #4 to #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sadisticsalmon (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry man
#3 to #2 - bdowns (11/19/2013) [-]
anytime
anytime
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