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sadisticplatypi

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Age: 114
Consoles Owned: PC MasterRace
Video Games Played: your mom
Interests: Murder, Arson, Cannibalism, a nice cup of tea
Date Signed Up:4/20/2012
Last Login:4/11/2015
Location: Xobdia of Pluto
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1534
Comment Ranking:#6885
Highest Content Rank:#150
Highest Comment Rank:#3543
Content Thumbs: 26490 total,  30132 ,  3642
Comment Thumbs: 1193 total,  3715 ,  2522
Content Level Progress: 34.3% (343/1000)
Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:3
Content Views:1259464
Times Content Favorited:1185 times
Total Comments Made:750
FJ Points:24656
Favorite Tags: fuck (2) | High (2) | math (2) | the good ol pupp (2)
i am a over 110 years old platypus from the city of Xobdia on the dwarf planet pluto, who love eating stick people.

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latest user's comments

#24 - mfw vegans try to **** on my post  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2015 on horse of god +195
#42 - oapsyches (04/09/2015) [-]
the fact you stickied your own comment for thumbs, yet stickied all that had something negative to say..... I’m not even mad, OP
#26 - civilizedwasteland (04/09/2015) [-]
mfw one troll account commented on your re-post and you sticky your own comment.
#66 - potatovillain (04/09/2015) [-]
MFW you not realizing it's probably samefag, like that putin and army shitposter.
#15 - found the vegan 04/08/2015 on horse of god +3
#9 - first, that's not a pitbull secondly, please take your po…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2015 on a short story +46
#77 - cloakndagger (03/24/2015) [-]
>Uses 2 curse words and apologizes about it.

How Canadian can one person be?
#74 - paradajs (03/24/2015) [-]
gz for catching a bait from someone named eask rebel
#71 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Funny is kinda rare these days on funnyjunk -.-
User avatar #68 - jessieqwertyu (03/24/2015) [-]
So I agree with you on the first part
But I would say the dog in the content is a pit, whereas the one you posted is an american staffordshire terrier. Pit bull terriers have a more lean body type, with longer legs, Staffordshires have short legs, and a beefier body, and there standard calls for cropped ears.
But thanks for calling out his bullshit
User avatar #57 - instalation (03/24/2015) [-]
It is FUNNYjunk, but we still got a lot of political stuff here, as well as somewhat political. For example we never stop talking about Gamergate.
User avatar #44 - gearmachine (03/24/2015) [-]
That actually does look like a pit bull though, not all of them look like your picture
User avatar #40 - electronicbacon (03/24/2015) [-]
This might be a FUNNYjunk, but I'm pretty sure that I've seen tonnes of political stuff on here.
#37 - midrak (03/24/2015) [-]
Wondering , you say political rants, and funnyjunk is a place for funny stuff, but this go every time into Feel shit? So take you´re feel shit and go to feeljung or stuff like that.
User avatar #31 - greendroid (03/24/2015) [-]
first, you took the bait
secondly, please do not feed the trolls
User avatar #30 - therealfell (03/24/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not. that's not a pit bull? then what is it?
#69 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
It looks more like a Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
User avatar #19 - Sethorein (03/24/2015) [-]
he has awfully wide spread front legs... can't be comfortable... can it?
User avatar #23 - icametocomment (03/24/2015) [-]
People do tend to pose dogs/horses in weird-ass ways for pictures like that, but as a pit owner I can say that they've got pretty broad chests and burly stances anyway. That's probably a Staffordshire too, they're even buffer than American pit bull terriers. There's a dog at my local shelter who I think may be a cross between the two. He's got an adorkably huge head, and I don't think he's skipped Leg Day once in his life.
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Biebergotswag's halloween... 0
#12 - TheHutchie Comment deleted by sadisticplatypi
#676 - i already have one. but i like posting on biebergotswag better. 10/31/2014 on biebergotswag's profile 0
#18 - i agree, one must always admit it when you're wrong. and shut … 10/27/2014 on old but gold +1
#90 - i got bored with my old account. i posted OC every week and wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on I miss Boy Meets World +1
User avatar #91 - biebergotswag (10/27/2014) [-]
i conferm, sadisticplatypi is my original account
#95 - curveball (10/27/2014) [-]
You've got trolling FJ down to a science.
#4 - just lose some weight if appearance is so important to you, it…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on /b/ +56
User avatar #37 - thewulfman (09/01/2014) [-]
>taking that asshole's bait

Jesus Christ, he's -400, it literally can't be worse, what would it take for people to realize?
#116 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
they're the same person
User avatar #117 - thewulfman (10/31/2014) [-]
Did you seriously just reply to a 2 month old comment?

And who are the same person? Beiber and Leber? That's old fucking news.l
#8 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
You are one of the bunch that after years of internet still can't spot even the most obvious trolls and baits. Even if you can just click on the profile and check their level.
Complete morons, the lot of you.
#2 - you went back 2 year just to find this one post and tell me to… 08/31/2014 on Max Payne 3 logic 0
#1 - Comment deleted 05/04/2014 on the cool sadistic Platy 0

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User avatar #16 - iamaniceperson (03/02/2014) [-]
Okay, you're just confusing... You're trolling, so I suppose you want -400, but then why are you using a account that has already 46000 green thumbs?
User avatar #17 to #16 - sadisticplatypi (03/02/2014) [-]
i'm trying to reduce my comment level to zero because commenter are all fags
#15 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Holy **** people actually fell for the MLP bait
User avatar #14 - Cobaltsushi (03/02/2014) [-]
Having fun there?
User avatar #13 - sadisticplatypi (12/10/2013) [-]
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#9 - homicidalherpes (04/15/2013) [-]
I love you and your gore.
User avatar #1 - IcyKina (04/25/2012) [-]
YES MANNO.

You make me sneeze with respect.
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