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#16 - Dionysus is the Greek name, Bacchus is Roman. 08/18/2014 on True +3
#71 - What? I'm confused by your run on sentences. 08/13/2014 on Rethink Your Houses 0
#7 - >Complain when we do police them. 07/25/2014 on FB Gem +13
#5302 - **sacrilegious rolls 474,868,144** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
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#57 - you didn't specify your knee problem, but you might try swimmi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Energy in, blubber out +1
User avatar #59 - obidomkenobi (07/17/2014) [-]
A couple people have said that, and I'm seeing my Doc again on Monday so I'm gonna bring it up and see if it's any good for exercising it and for physiotherapy.
#17 - Being fat is a choice, Stephen Hawking didn't choose to be paralyzed.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2014 on but muh acceptance +5
#19 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
Some people are crippled do to their own stupidity , some people are fat due to glandular disorders, but we automatically treat one group like sh.it and the others like special little butterflies who we have to cater too.

All of the points he raised, apply to cripples. And i doubt he gives them shit, the point is hes not actually mad about the immobility hes just mad cause their fat, and he tries to spin it to make fat people assholes who are just an inconvience to him prsonally, no matter what those tumblr bitches say they don't really want to be fat no one does. its a shitty situation being fat, and constantly giving people shit over it is an asshole thing to do.
#48 - blancka (07/17/2014) [-]
Glandular issues are extremely rare. Like less than 1% of people rare. I guarantee 99% of the people you see say they have them are completely bullshitting. And beyond that, they are controllable. You don't become a hamplanet in need of a mobility scooter from a glandular issue if you eat correctly and exercise. You'd be a bit heavier than a regular person with the same diet/exercise, but you wouldn't need a damn mobility scooter.

The difference is probability. If someone is crippled, it's far more likely they had an accident and that it wasn't all their fault. There are so many possibilities that it would be completely dickish to assume it's their fault.

With being fat, it's almost a 100% chance it's the persons fault. And damn near 100% in the case of hamplanets on scooters. There's a reason when these fat-asses get their lives documented on TV you don't see them eating salad and pasta. You see them eating 6 bags of crisps for a snack.
User avatar #47 - klaes (07/17/2014) [-]
Except you can't fix being a cripple. You can fix being fat. The percentage of whales who actually have glandular disorders is so small that it's negligible in any arguments over weight.
#30 - cppaulsson (07/17/2014) [-]
hey. fat people cost society tremendous amounts of money. our taxes, that we wan't will make our countries better, and those fat pricks take that money because they're fat and need a shitton of more helthcare, wellfare and so on. a natural cripple is also a cost for society, but they never chose to. they could never help it. therefore you can't blame them. a fat person can help it. you can't get fat on genes, you get fat on carbs and fat. and if you get that f.ucking fat you don't deserve shit from noone until you got your shit together.
conclusion: you suck
#45 - blancka (07/17/2014) [-]
Not to play devils advocate, but fat people don't cost countries much in healthcare and such due to a low life expectancy.
User avatar #144 - cppaulsson (07/17/2014) [-]
you can live pretty long with treated heart decises. and not to mention diabetes and such
#145 - blancka (07/17/2014) [-]
On average people don't though. Other things such as smoking are actually far more heavy on healthcare
#40 - Plenty of those people aren't beautiful. Beauty is st… 07/16/2014 on yes +3
#68 - >comes back >types out what they did like it was tumblr  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Chen is rape culture +5
User avatar #70 - sneperker (07/15/2014) [-]
this isn't tumblr?
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User avatar #1 - FeeFieFoe (08/02/2011) [-]
wrong section bro. Tricia helfer post
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