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#22 - i would go with a " ***** thats funny!" … 01/12/2012 on Mash Up WIN +2
#32 - sexy time with girlfriend friend calls cell to drop someth… 01/12/2012 on Skype +1
#32 - those first two man....make me realize i haven't lived. all i'…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2012 on Motivational Life +2
#33 - anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT



I AM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC; I SUFFERED THROUGH THYROID FAILURE AND BORDERLINE LIVER DISEASE. I HAVE CRABS, AND HERPES. THE FUN PRETTY MUCH ENDS WHEN YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE A PUMPKIN AND YOU CUM TAPIOCA.
#68 - ryeguy (01/12/2012) [-]
thanks for the help....
#41 - anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
I giggled a little at the last sentence

Am I going to hell?
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#51 - i always thought what massive matter would be in my mouth if i… 01/12/2012 on WHY????? 0
#35 - this is why ive had close to 700 monitors 01/12/2012 on When I thumb something up +1
#215 - thats some serious protest right there. wonder if any of those… 01/11/2012 on Wut 0
#14 - THE WORM 01/10/2012 on Planking level 99 0
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2012 on Paternal Plane Paranoia +3
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#21 - called the punchline. idk where it's from but i bet it was hil… 01/07/2012 on Women Studies 0
#31 - hell yea dude. best feeling ever. 01/07/2012 on Derpina 0
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#32 - BOSS 01/06/2012 on Like a boss (millionaire swag) +1
#29 - absolute worst waking up from that sort of dream. i'm not ahsa…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2012 on Dream girls +25
#40 - franklinfortyfive (01/06/2012) [-]
Happened to me last night :( I had a dream that i finally made a successful move on the girl i freaking love... and i woke up and realized how beta as fuck i am in reality.
User avatar #36 - EpicFacePalm (01/06/2012) [-]
I have known worse. You see, while you can't be physically hurt while sleeping, your brain can force ANY emotion it wants on you. Even ones you've never felt before.

Imagine this: You are with a girl that you have known your whole life. You've always been the best of friends, and you've since fallen in love. You feel like you are the most loved person on the planet, and you couldn't imagine life without that girl. Suddenly, something happens. As it's a dream, you don't quite know what, all you know, is that she is angry at you for something you didn't do. She tells you she doesn't want to be near you anymore.

She was the reason you got out of bed in the morning, and merely being with her made you content in any situation. You feel like your heart has been emotionally torn out of your chest. You feel like an empty shell.

This is the most awful feeling any human being could ever imagine. Even if you can't imagine it. I have never felt so strongly about anyone, and I've never felt such emotions before.

Your own mind is not something to fuck with.
User avatar #284 - nogphille (01/06/2012) [-]
the same reason i'm afraid to express my more than obvious feelings for my best friend..
User avatar #302 - EpicFacePalm (01/06/2012) [-]
This here is how you do it. You can't just blurt it out, or put her on the spot, as it will upset her.

1. Plan a day of stuff for you two to do, as friends. Spend the day with just her, doing stuff she loves to do. You can't just tell her how you feel, and demand an answer on the spot, because depending on if she knows or not, she may be confused, and feel pressured.

A lot of people are scared that confessing will ruin your friendship. That's only because they spring something like this on a girl, and she just can't handle it. You can't be like "I love you, and I can't be just friends anymore" or obviously your friendship wouldn't last very long.

**2. What you do, is tell her that you are completely content with being friends, but you feel like your relationship could go further, and that you think it would be worth it going into a deeper relationship. Act like you aren't in love with her, but that you love being friends with her, but you are developing feelings for her.
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The point of this approach, is that either she likes you back and wants to date you, or she doesn't feel comfortable with it, but it wouldn't be awkward to stay friends.

A big reason confession can ruin friendships, is because the girl feels guilty that she doesn't like you back, and that it may be awkward. Sometimes they don't want to hurt you, so they'll accept, but not really be into it. With my approach, even if she isn't really into you as well, she may see it as a fun experience that is worth trying. She could even develop feelings that she didn't have, or didn't know she had before.

You need to make sure that it isn't a super dramatic now or never situation. With my approach, even if she isn't game at first, after awhile of thought, she might give it a chance.

So, just remember, it has to be a very relaxed, situation. Don't act like you're indifferent, just don't act like you'd be crushed if she says no. It needs to be a fun adventure for the both of you.



User avatar #310 - nogphille (01/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the reply and you've given me quite a bit of food for thought..

my problem, i've waited way too long because my feelings are so strong, i couldn't imagine losing her.
she asked me 2 years ago (on a private vacation) whether i loved her, but this was after she'd said that everyone keeps confessing their love to her, i didn't want to be placed in the same cubicle as them, i said: i love you as a friend and will always be there for you.
User avatar #329 - EpicFacePalm (01/06/2012) [-]
Tell her what you just told me. She will understand. I don't see how she couldn't.
User avatar #31 - FairyGodParents (01/06/2012) [-]
That feel :(

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#186 - amazingfilms247! pinkie the comment if you watch 2BUX!  [+] (17 new replies) 01/06/2012 on One Handed Increased to. .... -9
#190 - hungryfish (01/06/2012) [-]
pinkie if you watch what?
Bitch this ain't youtube.
User avatar #206 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
This is an embedded player from youtube. n00b it is youtube.
#207 - hungryfish (01/06/2012) [-]
This is funnyjunk.
User avatar #208 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
Yes thank you for the obvious captain obvious. But that video is not funnyjunk, it is youtube.
#209 - hungryfish (01/06/2012) [-]
But the site is funnyjunk.
The video is just content.
User avatar #210 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
Yes. But since when were we commenting on the site known as funnyjunk? I thought we were commenting on the content?
#220 - Dinonava (01/06/2012) [-]
Are you fucking stupid or just naturally imbred? This is funnyjunk, F-U-N-N-Y-J-U-N-K. If you wanted to comment on the actual part about it being from youtube, how 'bout you go to actual youtube. Don't expect people to know the what the fuck you're saying if you're talking about a COMPLETELEY different website. Fucking dumbass.
The mass of your stupidity is so fucking high you should GTFO and go back to youtube where you came from
#214 - sarhon (01/06/2012) [-]
When where we commenting on the site known as funnyjunk.



WUT
User avatar #216 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
We are using funnyjunk to comment on content. We are not on the contents comment section commenting on how to use funnyjunk.
#306 - sarhon (01/06/2012) [-]
No, we are on funnyjunk. The ONLY thing related to youtube on this site is that it has some youtube videos on it.

TL:DR Your're a stupid man trying to act smart.
#211 - hungryfish (01/06/2012) [-]
Just stop already. -_-
Also, learn how to use question marks.
User avatar #212 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
TheOH PEEof the video is 2bucks. 2bucks posts on youtube. If you watch his videos on youtube then like his comment. What part of youtube also being a site do you not understand? I pinkieed his comment because I watch 2bucks on youtube.
#213 - hungryfish (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm talking about the fucking comment style.
"pinkie if you _____"
That' shit is fucking retarded.
I hate seeing "pinkie if you like such and such" comments on youtube.
Get it now?
User avatar #215 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
Well then state that obviously next time.
#218 - lovedatspy (01/06/2012) [-]
Simply putting it? You're a retard.
User avatar #219 - recalcitrant (01/06/2012) [-]
If you want to be rude about a comment in millions. Then go right ahead.
#320 - anonymous (01/24/2012) [-]
I just did a caption just to pinkie you down. Nyahahahahahahah.
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User avatar #130 - youmadbroski (12/30/2011) [-]
story of my life.
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#46 - i bet there was a bunch of laughing, but there would be alot m… 12/27/2011 on So romantic... 0
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#141 - HOW DOES THIS ******* HAPPEN btw, i… 12/26/2011 on im in hell! +4
#301 - nooooo.....why did you not just put it in the toilet? … 12/26/2011 on Taking a shit. +2
#248 - i don't even call it fight club. "hey, i'm in th… 12/26/2011 on X-mas +10
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User avatar #1 - AceOfHart (02/14/2013) [-]
So I got bored and searched for ISU on FJ to see who was near. And I saw your little post from wayyy back in 2011 about the girl who's everywhere and you asked if anyone goes to ISU. I don't, but I live like 30 minutes away and I go there often to see friends. So yeah, don't know why I put this, but I'm just freakishly bored.
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