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#33 - anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY
YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT
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#41 - anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
I giggled a little at the last sentence
Am I going to hell?
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#36 - EpicFacePalm (01/06/2012) [-]
I have known worse. You see, while you can't be physically hurt while sleeping, your brain can force ANY emotion it wants on you. Even ones you've never felt before.
Imagine this: You are with a girl that you have known your whole life. You've always been the best of friends, and you've since fallen in love. You feel like you are the most loved person on the planet, and you couldn't imagine life without that girl. Suddenly, something happens. As it's a dream, you don't quite know what, all you know, is that she is angry at you for something you didn't do. She tells you she doesn't want to be near you anymore.
She was the reason you got out of bed in the morning, and merely being with her made you content in any situation. You feel like your heart has been emotionally torn out of your chest. You feel like an empty shell.
This is the most awful feeling any human being could ever imagine. Even if you can't imagine it. I have never felt so strongly about anyone, and I've never felt such emotions before.
Your own mind is not something to fuck with.
#302 - EpicFacePalm (01/06/2012) [-]
This here is how you do it. You can't just blurt it out, or put her on the spot, as it will upset her.
1. Plan a day of stuff for you two to do, as friends. Spend the day with just her, doing stuff she loves to do. You can't just tell her how you feel, and demand an answer on the spot, because depending on if she knows or not, she may be confused, and feel pressured.
A lot of people are scared that confessing will ruin your friendship. That's only because they spring something like this on a girl, and she just can't handle it. You can't be like "I love you, and I can't be just friends anymore" or obviously your friendship wouldn't last very long.
**2. What you do, is tell her that you are completely content with being friends, but you feel like your relationship could go further, and that you think it would be worth it going into a deeper relationship. Act like you aren't in love with her, but that you love being friends with her, but you are developing feelings for her.
The point of this approach, is that either she likes you back and wants to date you, or she doesn't feel comfortable with it, but it wouldn't be awkward to stay friends.
A big reason confession can ruin friendships, is because the girl feels guilty that she doesn't like you back, and that it may be awkward. Sometimes they don't want to hurt you, so they'll accept, but not really be into it. With my approach, even if she isn't really into you as well, she may see it as a fun experience that is worth trying. She could even develop feelings that she didn't have, or didn't know she had before.
You need to make sure that it isn't a super dramatic now or never situation. With my approach, even if she isn't game at first, after awhile of thought, she might give it a chance.
So, just remember, it has to be a very relaxed, situation. Don't act like you're indifferent, just don't act like you'd be crushed if she says no. It needs to be a fun adventure for the both of you.
#310 - nogphille (01/06/2012) [-]
thanks for the reply and you've given me quite a bit of food for thought..
my problem, i've waited way too long because my feelings are so strong, i couldn't imagine losing her.
she asked me 2 years ago (on a private vacation) whether i loved her, but this was after she'd said that everyone keeps confessing their love to her, i didn't want to be placed in the same cubicle as them, i said: i love you as a friend and will always be there for you.
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#220 - Dinonava (01/06/2012) [-]
The mass of your stupidity is so fucking high you should GTFO and go back to youtube where you came from
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I just did a caption just to pinkie you down. Nyahahahahahahah.
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