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#41 - why do they have different shaped urinals? some person with oc… 10/14/2012 on A task only a true man can... +4
#82 - anyone else thing that the black guy looks like a black versio…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on SHEEEEEEITTTT +8
#84 - rotinaj (10/14/2012) [-]
#2 - Whatthe hell do you mean the game play and story line were ter… 10/14/2012 on gamers -2
#16 - because brain will always win against brawn 10/14/2012 on Mind Blown -1
#37 - sorry but I think that "girl" is a tranny 10/13/2012 on fugly -1
#80 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Well...fuck -15
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#23 - how is it even possible to get that much air on a tiny spring board  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on oh thats going to hurt 0
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#24 - superlolcopter (10/13/2012) [-]
The board separated from the springs resulting a bigger push, do you see when he jumps of it the board flies off the springs
#34 - guys the mirror is at an angle, so the camera man is actually …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on Yet another Self pic with a... +1
#36 - mieka (10/03/2012) [-]
#10 - Why is Loki ashamed, a hammer made from a nokia that is powere… 09/20/2012 on For Asgard! +3
#38 - But if he was real wouldn't he just go back in time in the tar…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2012 on dude... -1
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#74 - thebestpieever (09/20/2012) [-]
He's already part of events. Thus, his timeline is already written.
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#40 - mysteriouswaiz (09/20/2012) [-]
why would he want to do that? look how famous he is ><
#39 - helter has deleted their comment.
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#41 - mysteriouswaiz (09/20/2012) [-]
he has done it before though
#25 - This is kangaroo Jack in real life 09/19/2012 on fuck you, mate -1
#1 - no way for a second I thought this was fake, but then I looked… 09/19/2012 on Right place +5
#1 - maybe its just the sign thats upside down and the picture is b…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/19/2012 on You had one job... +1
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#2 - derpwolf (09/19/2012) [-]
Why would there be carpet on the ceiling?
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#4 - ezmack (09/19/2012) [-]
My friends had carpets on their walls and ceilings

Their cats would run around the house climb the walls, and run on the ceilings!

Best shit EVER
#22 - thunderstriker (09/20/2012) [-]
I will gladly call bullshit on that for a few simple reasons.

-Would block the lights (I say this one first because it's easiest to disprove by saying they cut them out)
-Gravity would pull down the carpet making bulges and looking fucking ugly all over the ceiling.
-impossible to physically install carpet on ceiling without 30 tall people on ladders holding it up or holding it up in sections
-Cat can't run on the ceiling, gravity would pull it down because although cats are fast, they can't run fast enough to keep themselves in the air, and even digging their claws in to hold them up would reduce speed as well.

Upon reading your second post I almost want to delete this and forget about it, because you clearly will stick to your story and feign ignorance, but I have already typed this and do not wish to delete it
#25 - rachaelalana (09/20/2012) [-]
But.. There is carpet on the ceilings in my local theaters. And skating rink. And in my old basement where our living room was.
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#23 - ezmack (09/20/2012) [-]
There are sections for lights

but it's not my fucking house so I can't tell you how they did it

I don't think they used a adhesive like they did on my carpets, I'm thinking they nailed or something, but back to the it's impossible part because-

Apparently it fucking isn't. I was there I know what I saw, and just incase you need proof just fucking google it. I'm sure they have something on it.
#24 - thunderstriker (09/20/2012) [-]
I would google it, but this is the internet and I really couldn't care less
#29 - ezmack (09/20/2012) [-]
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#12 - harrypottergirl (09/19/2012) [-]
sounds like it would be freaky if your high
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#5 - derpwolf (09/19/2012) [-]
That sounds amazing. Thumbs for bringing me such glorious news.
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#6 - ezmack (09/19/2012) [-]
The ceilings in their basement were foam tile in one area, with a carpet wall.

One cat ran up the wall and ran straight through the tile. No one could find it anywhere so they gave up and thought it died in the ceiling.

A month later, I happened to be over, we were in the basement sitting on the couch watching TV


A tile in front of us fell, and the cat was just clinging to it and looking around like 'WTF JUST HAPPENED'

Apparently Narnia is in my friend's Ceiling
#7 - derpwolf (09/19/2012) [-]
XD I have no idea how something like that would work, but it's awesome.
#1 - and this is why lennon should just stick to LSD  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2012 on Lennon does Coke -1
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#2 - kanatana (09/19/2012) [-]
Seriously, didn't he write that song?
#11 - more like genderbendermen 09/18/2012 on Slendermans gay cousin -1
#45 - I'm sorry, but to me I think the rich man would be Mitt Romney… 09/08/2012 on Poor vs. rich 0
#61 - nope this pic is a lie , because you wouldn't be able to read … 09/06/2012 on doctor prescribed +3
#258 - honestly we need this app, I understand you can go to the brow… 09/06/2012 on Funnyjunk app -1
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#1 - lordanaldestroy (11/27/2012) [-]
Since you don't understand the word repost i did this just to piss you off
#3 to #1 - ryanminkoff (11/27/2012) [-]
You are a sick and twisted man