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Date Signed Up:5/04/2011
Last Login:1/28/2015
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    por-tal por-tal
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    Nips Nips
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    comic comic
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    Did I do it Did I do it
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    friendzone johney friendzone johney
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    wasp (satan bee's) wasp (satan bee's)
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    Lotion hands Lotion hands

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#427 - this is one I've always enjoyed. And I hope you guys will too 01/18/2015 on FJ community steam giveaway 4 0
#1595 - Hey, i need a compliment REEL bad Get it, because …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Sparkles for you +4
User avatar #1889 - fuckallyouniggers (01/15/2015) [-]
You're so cool, if fish could talk they'd ask for your autograph after being caught
I'm not a mod, but you should've gotten a compliment by now
#1590 - Comment deleted 01/14/2015 on Sparkles for you 0
#84 - no oblong no oblong no oblong 01/12/2015 on Anon is on salvia +4
#175 - ""thank you mr skeltal 01/11/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#40 - If you have a few stories, i'd love to hear  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on My life summed up +1
#41 - autoxx (12/29/2014) [-]
Well, I had a bear that kept coming around when I was on a mining trip in British Columbia/Yukon. He had been back 3 times and by the third time I was pretty pissed off because my sportbike was sitting out beside the camper (bears like to chew on the seats).
I jumped out of bed and grabbed the machette on the way out. Chased the bear around the truck twice, yelling like a lunatic before he left. As he was running away through the night he was bawling like a cub but you could hear him hit trees and wind himself in the distance.

It wasn't until I got back that I realized I was naked. My friend still laughs about that.

The cougar dislocating my shoulder was when the girl filming for the tv series was up on the trapline. The discovery producers had no interest in the show but all of the footage was top notch. You can even hear the crunch when my shoulder was torn out of place...
#38 - Why not go into detail?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on My life summed up 0
#39 - autoxx (12/29/2014) [-]
I doubt anyone would believe most of them. I only have video of a few stupid thing I have done

like when I shot a bear with a potato gun or when my shoulder was dislocated by a cougar (the meow kind, not the "hey there young thing" kind)

User avatar #40 - rustytrombones (12/29/2014) [-]
If you have a few stories, i'd love to hear
#41 - autoxx (12/29/2014) [-]
Well, I had a bear that kept coming around when I was on a mining trip in British Columbia/Yukon. He had been back 3 times and by the third time I was pretty pissed off because my sportbike was sitting out beside the camper (bears like to chew on the seats).
I jumped out of bed and grabbed the machette on the way out. Chased the bear around the truck twice, yelling like a lunatic before he left. As he was running away through the night he was bawling like a cub but you could hear him hit trees and wind himself in the distance.

It wasn't until I got back that I realized I was naked. My friend still laughs about that.

The cougar dislocating my shoulder was when the girl filming for the tv series was up on the trapline. The discovery producers had no interest in the show but all of the footage was top notch. You can even hear the crunch when my shoulder was torn out of place...
#12 - These feels are too unfair.... 12/29/2014 on Remember +34
#17 - Well yeah, but that was in defense. They weren't going out of …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on My life summed up 0
#18 - tapeboy (12/29/2014) [-]
true
#14 - Thats sweet. Brachiosauruses are insane. They're like the gent…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on My life summed up 0
#15 - tapeboy (12/29/2014) [-]
idk man those things killed almost all predators that came their way
User avatar #17 - rustytrombones (12/29/2014) [-]
Well yeah, but that was in defense. They weren't going out of their way to stomp the shit out of some swamp rats.
#18 - tapeboy (12/29/2014) [-]
true
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