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#33 - I love this comic maker, the girl is madly in love with this g… 06/20/2015 on made by Old Xian 0
#143 - But isn't it smaller when limp?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#141 - I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#137 - I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar #141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#130 - The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and d…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar #137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar #141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#123 - I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll fee…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
User avatar #130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar #137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar #141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#116 - Honestly. I've been so horny lately and i haven't bee…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#120 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I've never gotten that pent up. Even if I do get pent up, just fapping gives me enough release that I just move on, but I've been told I'm strange and had fucked up priorities lol
User avatar #123 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll feel sorta normal but at night. I will whine and basically roll around on my bed saying that something should fuck me. ;A; I don't even know.
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
User avatar #130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar #137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar #141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#113 - Anything that can poof into my bedroom and **** me phys…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#115 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
in that case I don't think I've ever been that horny as there some fucked up stories about astral creatures. Plus with my luck it'd be someone I absolutely hated that had a magic horse-dick that would pop into my room and fuck me, and I can say I wouldn't be into that
User avatar #116 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
Honestly. I've been so horny lately and i haven't been able to get it out as well as i would like. I don't honestly care if its a horse or something I hated. I just need release. It's gotten so bad.
#120 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I've never gotten that pent up. Even if I do get pent up, just fapping gives me enough release that I just move on, but I've been told I'm strange and had fucked up priorities lol
User avatar #123 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll feel sorta normal but at night. I will whine and basically roll around on my bed saying that something should fuck me. ;A; I don't even know.
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
User avatar #130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar #137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar #141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#103 - Are you ever so horny you'd let a celestial being **** …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/19/2015 on When two FJers find love 0
#112 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Define celestial being
User avatar #113 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
Anything that can poof into my bedroom and fuck me physically. i meant like astral, anything spiritual
#115 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
in that case I don't think I've ever been that horny as there some fucked up stories about astral creatures. Plus with my luck it'd be someone I absolutely hated that had a magic horse-dick that would pop into my room and fuck me, and I can say I wouldn't be into that
User avatar #116 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
Honestly. I've been so horny lately and i haven't been able to get it out as well as i would like. I don't honestly care if its a horse or something I hated. I just need release. It's gotten so bad.
#120 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I've never gotten that pent up. Even if I do get pent up, just fapping gives me enough release that I just move on, but I've been told I'm strange and had fucked up priorities lol
User avatar #123 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I'm pent up. Throughout the day I'll feel sorta normal but at night. I will whine and basically roll around on my bed saying that something should fuck me. ;A; I don't even know.
#129 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried going out to a bar and looking for a one night stand? In my experience the right words and the right alcohol can get anyone laid. One of my friends, one of the best guys I know, but ugly as sin, still brings home a girl from a bar or party almost every weekend, usually an attractive girl at that. Not implying that you might be ugly or anything, just showing it works for him and he looks like someone beat him with an ugly stick so it should work for anyone
User avatar #130 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
The only problem to that is that I'm 17? Plus, going out and doing it with random people is weird for me. even if i have stated i want a celestial being to fuck me I don't know what to do man.
#135 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I always forget to consider age when I think about solutions to problems. Being that pent up and thinking you'd be happy with a hated horse-dicked celestial being, but being rational enough that a stranger would be weird sounds like a conflict between the instinctual and primal mind and the rational mind, which I can relate to. But hell you're 17, so being that horny isn't surprising what with hormones and all. I'm 25 now and glad my pubescent days are behind me
User avatar #137 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I mean, it's never been this bad. It only started right around now.
#139 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised how randomly waves of hormones can come. I grew an 2.5cm between 24 and 25, something somewhat rare but happens, which was lucky for me since I'm still only 179cm
User avatar #141 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but when you said you grew 2.5 cm i was thinking of something else
#142 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't complain if that had grown another 2.5cm too, but I won't complain about it. Its mine, and I'm happy with it lol
User avatar #143 - russiangirl (06/19/2015) [-]
But isn't it smaller when limp?
#144 - rimjobmcgee (06/19/2015) [-]
Depends I've heard, but yes in my case its smaller limp, but all measuring is done while standing at attention lol
#249 - thank you ;w; that's really sad to hear. 06/10/2015 on russiangirl's profile 0

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#115 - leown (11/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #240 - joshlol (05/18/2015) [-]
long time no speak russkiy

how you been?
User avatar #241 to #240 - russiangirl (06/10/2015) [-]
good....i guess. idk anymore
User avatar #242 to #241 - joshlol (06/10/2015) [-]
aaaah
everything alright?
User avatar #243 to #242 - russiangirl (06/10/2015) [-]
no, hopefully by some great force of power or something i might be able to go to the doctors
User avatar #244 to #243 - joshlol (06/10/2015) [-]
oh, I'm sorry to hear about that
anything you'd like to talk about?
User avatar #245 to #244 - russiangirl (06/10/2015) [-]
well i broke up with my girlfriend for a guy and now that guy wont talk to me and so i went back to the girl and she said she wants to be with me but she has a boyfriend and she said it was never meant to be
User avatar #246 to #245 - joshlol (06/10/2015) [-]
young love can be quite a hurtful ride right?
if it makes you feel any better I spent like 14 months in love with a girl that made it clear she didn't give a **** about me from a long time ago, heh

hope things will work out for you
but why do you need to go to the doctors?
User avatar #247 to #246 - russiangirl (06/10/2015) [-]
well my period is irregular so i need to go get that checked out i do hope you find someone who isnt as mean? in the future?
User avatar #248 to #247 - joshlol (06/10/2015) [-]
ooooh okay, that may be less of a deal than you think but still worth seeing a doctor to put your fears at rest I guess, just try not to worry until you know there's something to worry about

thanks, but I guess it was my own fault, deep down I knew it was never going to work from the start but I guess I got too attached
User avatar #249 to #248 - russiangirl (06/10/2015) [-]
thank you ;w; that's really sad to hear.
User avatar #220 to #219 - russiangirl (04/08/2015) [-]
awww that's really cute ;w; thanks for that, that really helped
User avatar #221 to #220 - joshlol (04/08/2015) [-]
helped with what?
User avatar #222 to #221 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
depression now and again
User avatar #223 to #222 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
Aw, I'm sorry to hear about that

anything you'd like to talk about? or should I mind my own business?
User avatar #224 to #223 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm actually doing alot better! I have just been coming to realizations and stuff. One problems my teeth but my mothers working to get insurance.
User avatar #225 to #224 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
aw, alright, well I'm glad things are better for you

you need the dental work? I think that can be expensive in the US from what I hear, but good luck on getting the insurance
User avatar #226 to #225 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
Well, I hope it works out ;w; I can't even eat properly, my left side, if not paying attention, when i eat i will bite down hard and it hurts alot, even to the point of me crying loudly.
User avatar #227 to #226 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
I used to get tooth pains, they are terrible
I took so many painkillers to stop it before going to the dentist

when I was like 14-19 I drank too many sodas, glad I gave all that **** up so I can stop worrying about tooth aches

that can suck
User avatar #228 to #227 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm still at the point of trying to give up sodas. One thing at a time I guess. How'd you do it?
User avatar #229 to #228 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
idk I was pretty addicted I'd say, but after having the back tooth out I took a vow I wouldn't mess around with them anymore

these days I only drink tea, water, and occasionally a fruit smoothie
User avatar #230 to #229 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
hm, i see, i would do that too but i hope they can somehow fix mine, but i should stop drinking soda, i know its not healthy for me and it does absolutely nothing for me
User avatar #231 to #230 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
yeah, honestly if you give it up you stop missing it and feel good that you gave it up

to me it seems almost as bad as smoking lol
User avatar #232 to #231 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
it's a bad addiction lwl i managed to not drink it for a week then along came homecoming and i was at a booth and i was sooo thirsty
User avatar #233 to #232 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
eh, we all have our unhealthy addictions right?

mine is internet : (
User avatar #234 to #233 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
well the only thing the internet can do to you is, if you don't exercise, it will make you heavy
User avatar #235 to #234 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skinny
but I think too much internet has taken a toll on my mental well-being

I isolated myself too much from the real world
User avatar #236 to #235 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
that too X3 i guess it just depends on your metabolism, but i mean,at least you get smoothies?
User avatar #237 to #236 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
I don't drink smoothies often, they're more like a rare treat

I just have a low appetite I think so don't eat too much
User avatar #238 to #237 - russiangirl (04/11/2015) [-]
Hey, you're better off than I am, then again, I wouldn't have been as far off with weight if my father didn't give me everything I wanted. I'm not bad, just room for improvement which I am doing slowly, might go to a gym this summer.
User avatar #239 to #238 - joshlol (04/11/2015) [-]
we all have room for improvement, perfection does not exist lol

I would join a gym but too much human interaction, I'd rather work out at home if I got into fitness
User avatar #205 - joshlol (03/25/2015) [-]
**joshlol boops your nose**
User avatar #206 to #205 - russiangirl (03/25/2015) [-]
i'm back and i tried guessing your name yesterday
User avatar #207 to #206 - joshlol (03/26/2015) [-]
we ran out of comment room, but when that happens you can just reply to an older comment a little further up lol

did you guess it right?
User avatar #208 to #207 - russiangirl (03/26/2015) [-]
jake, jacob or john
User avatar #209 to #208 - joshlol (03/26/2015) [-]
all wrong, though I wouldn't mind being called Jacob
User avatar #210 to #209 - russiangirl (03/26/2015) [-]
jacobs a good name but what is yours?
User avatar #211 to #210 - joshlol (03/26/2015) [-]
You really can't guess?

It's Josh lol
User avatar #212 to #211 - russiangirl (03/26/2015) [-]
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #213 to #212 - joshlol (03/26/2015) [-]
I hate it lol
boring, common name (at least here it's common)
User avatar #214 to #213 - russiangirl (03/26/2015) [-]
i feel as if it's ok because of if being subtle and the historical factor of it.
User avatar #215 to #214 - joshlol (03/26/2015) [-]
Eh, it's no big deal but I wouldn't mind being named something that sounds a little nicer to pronounce

but no big deal
User avatar #216 to #215 - russiangirl (03/26/2015) [-]
i guess
User avatar #217 to #216 - joshlol (03/26/2015) [-]
Must go to bed now, it's way later than I thought (past 1am here) and I want to watch a movie before bed

take care
User avatar #218 to #217 - russiangirl (03/26/2015) [-]
night
#184 - joshlol (03/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #185 to #184 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
kitty!!!
#186 to #185 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
kitties are one of the few things bringing some joy into my life :>   
   
how have you been?
kitties are one of the few things bringing some joy into my life :>

how have you been?
User avatar #187 to #186 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
Kitties are always such a thing of joy! I have been fine, me and my friends got third in a competition today!
User avatar #188 to #187 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
They are, anyone that says otherwise must be some sort of sociopath!

That's good, congrats! What kind of competition was it?
User avatar #189 to #188 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
Yes! An absolute madman!
It was a sidewalk chalk competition and we only had an hour and a half to do it.
User avatar #190 to #189 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh really? neat
how many participated? was it a school thing?

I suppose you don't happen to have a picture of your artwork?
User avatar #191 to #190 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
Yes it was a school thing, we had three on our team. I think they'll post it later, so maybe later i can show you.
User avatar #192 to #191 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
Ah, well nice one
yes, I have the memory of a goldfish but be sure to show me if you get the chance, it's always nice to see others art
#193 to #192 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
oh wait i have an artwork piece if youd like to see , not the one we did of course
User avatar #194 to #193 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
you drew that?
damn, nice

it's funny but I've met so many people on this site that have good artistic talents, it makes me a little envious heh
User avatar #195 to #194 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
oooh yeah i drew that!

it takes time and pain ;w;
User avatar #196 to #195 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
how long have you been drawing?

I used to doodle a lot in highschool but never gained much talents from it sadly
oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained!
User avatar #197 to #196 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
since i was in kindergarten
User avatar #198 to #197 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
sweet
I'm sure it pays off

it's good to have a creative outlet
a nice way to express yourself
User avatar #199 to #198 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
its better than self mutilation
User avatar #200 to #199 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah, no one should be doing that..
User avatar #201 to #200 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
Hai hai, that's why i said it's better
User avatar #202 to #201 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
what's your real name out of interest?

if you'd prefer not to say that's fine and I won't be offended, just curious
User avatar #203 to #202 - russiangirl (03/24/2015) [-]
mary why did you want to know?
User avatar #204 to #203 - joshlol (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh, nice
no reason in particular I was just wondering

I bet you'll never guess mine :-)
#172 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #173 to #172 - russiangirl (03/18/2015) [-]
awwww
User avatar #174 to #173 - joshlol (03/18/2015) [-]
you never did answer my question
User avatar #175 to #174 - russiangirl (03/18/2015) [-]
could you ask me again?
User avatar #176 to #175 - joshlol (03/18/2015) [-]
I asked if you have a russian accent
User avatar #177 to #176 - russiangirl (03/18/2015) [-]
i thought i answered that, but i said "at times"
User avatar #178 to #177 - joshlol (03/18/2015) [-]
oh I see
neat
I love russian accents lol
User avatar #179 to #178 - russiangirl (03/18/2015) [-]
me too
User avatar #180 to #179 - joshlol (03/18/2015) [-]
how are you anyway?
User avatar #181 to #180 - russiangirl (03/18/2015) [-]
good i suppose, you?
User avatar #182 to #181 - joshlol (03/18/2015) [-]
that's good
I am my usual self lol
User avatar #183 to #182 - russiangirl (03/18/2015) [-]
that's nice to hear
User avatar #142 - joshlol (03/16/2015) [-]
не искать, не любить
User avatar #143 to #142 - russiangirl (03/16/2015) [-]
Что вы еще говорили о
User avatar #144 to #143 - joshlol (03/16/2015) [-]
я не знаю
мне скучно
User avatar #145 to #144 - russiangirl (03/16/2015) [-]
почему вы обратились ко мне с вашей скуки ?
User avatar #146 to #145 - joshlol (03/16/2015) [-]
почему нет?
как дела?
User avatar #147 to #146 - russiangirl (03/16/2015) [-]
Ну, это как не разговаривает с кем-то в течение длительного времени, то связаться с ними , прося о помощи . Я был хорошо .
User avatar #148 to #147 - joshlol (03/16/2015) [-]
извините
User avatar #149 to #148 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
Вы только когда-либо говорить со мной , если ваш одиноким или скучно
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
I wanted to try to speak russian with somebody but I'm not very good and have to translate some words
User avatar #151 to #150 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
that's fine,but did you understand?
User avatar #152 to #151 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
most of it wasn't too difficult to understand
I would make an effort to talk more but I usually just bring people down unless I only talk to them in small doses. you wouldn't want me annoying you every day lol
User avatar #153 to #152 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
that is true, but could you at least say hello
User avatar #155 to #153 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
so how have you been? what's new in your life?
User avatar #156 to #155 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
yes, but im doing good, and god this game is ******* me up jesus it's sad
User avatar #157 to #156 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
what game is that?
User avatar #158 to #157 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
hatoful boyfriend, its the pigeon game you've been hearing about
User avatar #159 to #158 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh, I heard of this yeah

I don't play too many games anymore, but I bought Hotline Miami 2 just because I loved the first one
User avatar #160 to #159 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
you should play it, because you just dont expect it
User avatar #161 to #160 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
I try to avoid games these days
if I told you how many hours I had played world of warcraft some years back you may be worried
User avatar #162 to #161 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
psh i know people who play it days on end so it wouldn't bother me
User avatar #163 to #162 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
I had 9600+ hours on it from 2007-2014 lol
User avatar #154 to #153 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
I will try to make more of an effort then
It makes me seem like an asshole if it seems like I only talk here because I'm bored
User avatar #164 to #154 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
i guess you could say that's more than a hobby
User avatar #165 to #164 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
used to be, it's easy to use silly online games as a form of 'escapism'
glad I stopped though because I wasn't even enjoying it in the end, it was just more of an addiction
User avatar #166 to #165 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
does sound like it
User avatar #168 to #167 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
i think ive seen this
User avatar #169 to #168 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
I subscribed to this channel today lol
User avatar #170 to #169 - russiangirl (03/17/2015) [-]
cool!
User avatar #171 to #170 - joshlol (03/17/2015) [-]
do you have a russian accent?
User avatar #139 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
ПРЕМЬЕРА!!! ФАБРИКА "Секрет" клип the guy here is beautiful

no homo

I wish I was him
User avatar #140 to #139 - russiangirl (01/23/2015) [-]
that looks fun
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User avatar #119 to #118 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
почему ты бьешь меня ?
User avatar #120 to #119 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
я не знаю
User avatar #121 to #120 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
По крайней мере, если вы хотите попасть на меня , образуют дружбу или что-то.
User avatar #122 to #121 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
but we are friends
User avatar #123 to #122 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
you barely ever talk to me
User avatar #124 to #123 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm sorry about that

So how are you doing? Anything exciting going on in your life recently?
User avatar #125 to #124 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
im going to go and turn in a application so i might be able to have and all expense paid trip to the capital
User avatar #126 to #125 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
The Capital? I may be wrong here but I'm assuming you don't mean Moscow, I think you said once you live in the US but I could be mistaken.

Either way, sounds fun, how long will you stay for?
User avatar #127 to #126 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
no, not moscow, i live in the us, if i get accepted about 5 days
User avatar #128 to #127 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh so by the capital you mean Washington DC then right?
Or state capital?

How old are you again? and do you study / work?
User avatar #129 to #128 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
Washington DC and 17 and I am in high school
User avatar #130 to #129 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh right, okay

Cool
User avatar #131 to #130 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
yup! and i cant believe my gpa average
User avatar #132 to #131 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Is it good or bad?

I'm in the UK and we don't have a "GPA" here so to speak
User avatar #133 to #132 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
good! and gpa is a grade point average and a 4.0 is supposed to be good and mine is 4.875
User avatar #134 to #133 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
well damn, that's something to be very proud of.

do you know what you'd like to do for a career yet?
User avatar #135 to #134 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
i know rightt~!! hmm not sure, maybe languages, history orrr maybe a human biologist
User avatar #136 to #135 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
You probably already have a nice advantage with languages, how many do you speak?

history can be fascinating, you'd like to teach it or study it?
User avatar #137 to #136 - russiangirl (01/22/2015) [-]
well, i've been studying chinese and japanese and i will most likely getting more in depth with russian and in the past i had french and spanish classes and im not sure about the history one, cause maybe i could like cross that over with world traveling
User avatar #138 to #137 - joshlol (01/22/2015) [-]
Is your Russian as good as your English?
Also were you born in the US or did you move over?
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#113 - katarinaismywaifu (11/18/2014) [-]
Have a cat.
User avatar #114 to #113 - russiangirl (11/18/2014) [-]
*squeals loudly and cuddles*
User avatar #108 - majormayor (07/07/2014) [-]
Greetings from the US of A.
User avatar #109 to #108 - russiangirl (07/07/2014) [-]
i live in america
User avatar #110 to #109 - majormayor (07/08/2014) [-]
Then why are you Russian girl?
User avatar #111 to #110 - russiangirl (07/12/2014) [-]
you know how you create something when you are little and you are stuck with it?
User avatar #112 to #111 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah. Ha.
User avatar #106 - maybetraffy (07/01/2014) [-]
I would **** you
User avatar #107 to #106 - russiangirl (07/06/2014) [-]
uh, thanks?
User avatar #100 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Hi rusky !
How are you ?
User avatar #101 to #100 - russiangirl (06/27/2014) [-]
i'm pretty good! how are you?
User avatar #102 to #101 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Fine as the morning !
Can I ask you something ?
User avatar #103 to #102 - russiangirl (06/27/2014) [-]
what's that?
User avatar #104 to #103 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Can I add you on Skype ?
User avatar #105 to #104 - russiangirl (06/29/2014) [-]
sure mine's russiazoe or aoba sama
User avatar #94 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Hy rusky, how are you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - russiangirl (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty well, you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
´Good enough, some days better, other days worst. Can't really complain .
Can you make me a favor ? Can you translate the russian parts from this video? Or just give me the idea of what they are saying, if it doesn't bother you of course.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJLBiw
User avatar #97 to #96 - russiangirl (06/04/2014) [-]
Well, from my honest opinion, this kid has really bad autism or that he has bad tantrums and i think he's getting mad over the internet, not just the memes. His mother wants him off but like he wants to keep on it, like he feels as if his mom is doing something wrong trying to pull him off
User avatar #98 to #97 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Ohhh, I get it now. Thank you, some guy told me it was about violent video games and the kid was addicted to them or some **** . Thank you lass !
User avatar #99 to #98 - russiangirl (06/04/2014) [-]
You're welcome!
User avatar #91 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Hi rusky !
How are yuo, i'm completely ******* drunk ! but I survived another Queima !
SLB SLB SLB !
User avatar #92 to #91 - russiangirl (05/14/2014) [-]
quiema?
User avatar #93 to #92 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
Portuguese festival where students go out and get drunk before the finals, sorry bothering you.
User avatar #67 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, her and I where really adorable.

She'd always curl onto my chest and cuddle with me,
User avatar #68 to #67 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
what happened?
User avatar #69 to #68 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Yesterday, a few hours ago, you said my friend and I where cute, and I was agreeing...
User avatar #70 to #69 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
yeah i remember ^ ^
User avatar #73 to #70 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
She was.
User avatar #74 to #73 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
that's why i asked what happened
User avatar #75 to #74 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh.
She dumped me/
User avatar #76 to #75 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
awww why
#77 to #76 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Well, because I wasnt good enough...
User avatar #78 to #77 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
that sucks
User avatar #79 to #78 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
It did really bad. Sup?
User avatar #80 to #79 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
nothing much really, and you?
User avatar #81 to #80 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Had ***** day at school. Home finally and about to play some bass.
User avatar #82 to #81 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
well school is school but playing the bass sounds fun
User avatar #85 to #82 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Just sucks, because no one notices you
User avatar #83 to #82 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
It is REALLY fun! Im even in a band soo *squee*
User avatar #84 to #83 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
that's good to hear!
User avatar #86 to #84 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Just sucks, because no one notices you
User avatar #87 to #86 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
oh well
User avatar #88 to #87 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, But hey.
I was no social elite before this.
User avatar #89 to #88 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #90 to #89 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Well damn, thanks for agreeing.
User avatar #71 to #70 - cookiecoketwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Then what do you mean? ^_^
User avatar #72 to #71 - russiangirl (04/28/2014) [-]
Well I thought you said she was your girlfriend
User avatar #59 - joaomartins ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Sorry bothering you if this, but you really sound like my ex-girlfriend !
User avatar #60 to #59 - russiangirl (04/17/2014) [-]
I do?
User avatar #61 to #60 - joaomartins ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
A bit yes. She as also russian, had the same type of writing and something tells me that you are really soft on the inside even due you have a really tough outside

fortunately you only remind me of the good things, she was also a sadist and a enormous bitch
User avatar #62 to #61 - russiangirl (04/17/2014) [-]
ah, thanks?
User avatar #63 to #62 - joaomartins ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Sorry bothering you with this ****
User avatar #64 to #63 - russiangirl (04/17/2014) [-]
eh it's ok
User avatar #65 to #64 - joaomartins ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Cool
User avatar #57 - lonesomemeheecan (02/03/2014) [-]
Pls be in london
User avatar #58 to #57 - russiangirl (02/03/2014) [-]
I am actually going to be moving to California from sc
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User avatar #50 to #29 - mranldestroyer (01/20/2014) [-]
commie
User avatar #30 to #29 - russiangirl (01/09/2014) [-]
что?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - russiangirl (01/09/2014) [-]
Держитесь, Там нет никакого способа, что я собираюсь коснуться кого угодно член. По большей части из-за моего прошлого, но это только тревожным.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - russiangirl (01/09/2014) [-]
Ну, весело провести время с, что
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User avatar #36 to #35 - russiangirl (01/09/2014) [-]
Вот только то, что я говорю с близкими друзьями.
User avatar #37 to #36 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
pffffft you lie you can speak it quite well
User avatar #38 to #37 - russiangirl (01/17/2014) [-]
на самом деле?
User avatar #39 to #38 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
да я не шучу
User avatar #40 to #39 - russiangirl (01/17/2014) [-]
прохладно
User avatar #41 to #40 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
на что похожа российская девушка?
User avatar #42 to #41 - russiangirl (01/17/2014) [-]
что к чему, как?
User avatar #43 to #42 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
it roughly translates into "What does a russian girl look like?"
User avatar #44 to #43 - russiangirl (01/17/2014) [-]
I guess like a normal girl.
#45 to #44 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
do you look like this? if you do then i will speak to you just like i have been and not be influenced by the fact that you are a female.
User avatar #46 to #45 - russiangirl (01/17/2014) [-]
XD I mean, I'm not exactly sure how I could compare with that but ok.
User avatar #47 to #46 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
well you're still beautiful in my mind's eye
User avatar #48 to #47 - russiangirl (01/17/2014) [-]
Thanks ^W^
#49 to #48 - leapinglizard (01/17/2014) [-]
speak nothing of it m'lady
speak nothing of it m'lady
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