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    Call him maybe? Call him maybe?
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#20 - I still think it needs more Dakka. 10/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#52 - Radude-Dust Blizzard  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on When Mum ain't home +2
#55 - gatopianista (10/27/2014) [-]
#33 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on When Mum ain't home 0
#50 - gatopianista (10/27/2014) [-]
name of the song?
#52 - ruckanucka (10/27/2014) [-]
Radude-Dust Blizzard
#55 - gatopianista (10/27/2014) [-]
#92 - I dunno, I'm thinking with the survival instinct kicking in it…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #93 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Survival instinct doesn't help when you're drowning. It's not magic. You're in an environment where there is no solid ground or air to breathe and your body is fatigued from swimming, even the adrenaline rush can only help you for so long.

He could also not know how to swim, and henceforth be retarded.
User avatar #127 - snacky (10/18/2014) [-]
but like he could have still jumped off a few 100 yards from the ocean
he doesn't have to jump over the beach
#84 - Fuk dat, deys called water wings homie. Assuming he w…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #86 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Remember that the physics of the wind blowing would probably land him, even if he jumped before he hit the ocean, at least a couple 100 yards out. And considering he was pushed towards the sea I'm willing to bet the wind was definitely blowing in the direction of the water. I'm not a parachuting expert but I live near a small airport and they always jump a sizable distance from where they land.

It'd be a long, long way to swim, especially with heavy clothes weighing you down.

I don't think I'd be able to swim that long and I go to the ocean every summer.
#92 - ruckanucka (10/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, I'm thinking with the survival instinct kicking in it may or may not be plausible. Either way I can't swim at all so i'm gunna agree with you.
User avatar #93 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Survival instinct doesn't help when you're drowning. It's not magic. You're in an environment where there is no solid ground or air to breathe and your body is fatigued from swimming, even the adrenaline rush can only help you for so long.

He could also not know how to swim, and henceforth be retarded.
User avatar #127 - snacky (10/18/2014) [-]
but like he could have still jumped off a few 100 yards from the ocean
he doesn't have to jump over the beach
#81 - But... He DID have a parachute...  [+] (7 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
User avatar #83 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Or as you say life preserver
User avatar #82 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Sorry not parachute its late here

I meant flotation device
#84 - ruckanucka (10/18/2014) [-]
Fuk dat, deys called water wings homie.

Assuming he wasn't a complete moron, he coulda swam back to shore.
User avatar #86 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Remember that the physics of the wind blowing would probably land him, even if he jumped before he hit the ocean, at least a couple 100 yards out. And considering he was pushed towards the sea I'm willing to bet the wind was definitely blowing in the direction of the water. I'm not a parachuting expert but I live near a small airport and they always jump a sizable distance from where they land.

It'd be a long, long way to swim, especially with heavy clothes weighing you down.

I don't think I'd be able to swim that long and I go to the ocean every summer.
#92 - ruckanucka (10/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, I'm thinking with the survival instinct kicking in it may or may not be plausible. Either way I can't swim at all so i'm gunna agree with you.
User avatar #93 - elcreepo (10/18/2014) [-]
Survival instinct doesn't help when you're drowning. It's not magic. You're in an environment where there is no solid ground or air to breathe and your body is fatigued from swimming, even the adrenaline rush can only help you for so long.

He could also not know how to swim, and henceforth be retarded.
User avatar #127 - snacky (10/18/2014) [-]
but like he could have still jumped off a few 100 yards from the ocean
he doesn't have to jump over the beach
#35 - This feels familiar... 10/15/2014 on Adventures of a Dollar Bill 0
#19 - Russian nesting dolls, has a smaller doll inside a bigger doll… 10/15/2014 on The Ultrasound +1
#73 - Get the **** off your high horse. 09/10/2014 on Boogie2988 has a message. +2
#78 - I was think more like Kick-Ass 08/20/2014 on Blaze Before Reading +3
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