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#64 - Picture 08/07/2015 on Will you press it 6 +15
#29 - it makes them look like a couple  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on no you change 0
User avatar #30 - Einsty (08/07/2015) [-]
I've never seen a couple dressed the same, but I'll take your word for it.
#6 - what was the green thing?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2015 on Graceful dismount 0
User avatar #8 - loganmadder (08/07/2015) [-]
the package
Remember my friend: Allahu Akbar
User avatar #7 - dartherr (08/07/2015) [-]
I think the tools where the springs should've been fixed with.
#2 - college date idea #42 08/06/2015 on Fancy 0
#15 - Is that a condom op?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2015 on This woman +3
#17 - realdarkdank (08/06/2015) [-]
#19 - This is known as the mass effect 08/06/2015 on she makes time stop +1
#12 - And now we act like every war in the world is our problem 08/06/2015 on WW2 -6
#22 - i thought this was gonna be the orgy and u were gonna get the … 08/05/2015 on Does anyone remember this... 0
#14 - Picture 08/05/2015 on False Moveset +3
#13 - Picture 08/05/2015 on False Moveset 0
#13 - >when your boobs are so big they move the logo  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on girl at gym gets John Cena'd +347
User avatar #21 - theugandanhero (08/05/2015) [-]
My life has changed today.
#15 - After the battle of hogwarts the ministry of magic banned the … 08/04/2015 on HP and the Fate Worse than... +7
#53 - when you want sentence make to sense any 08/04/2015 on Send n00dz +1
#59 - If top comments become trolls, people will think hes right. 08/04/2015 on daww 0
#85 - Does it go in your ass tank? 08/03/2015 on I love it 0
#109 - Id probably strt by taking off the bra 08/02/2015 on what would you do if you... 0
#1184 - Comment deleted 08/02/2015 on Roll to page 394 0
#38 - >"I'm willing to wear a wire and set jesus up" … 08/02/2015 on New of the Year LOLOLOLL 0
#57 - Eventually they would become so suited to their environments t… 08/02/2015 on Everything 0
#3 - Cant wait til he beats his wife again  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Guy was a jerk 0
#8 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
Oh look, this joke again. Ha-ha.
User avatar #5 - jimrussell (07/31/2015) [-]
Wrong Ant man. That's Scott Lang, not Hank Pym.
#327 - Or you just dont come at all 07/30/2015 on How would you do? +14
#272 - The fairy ring codes from runescape 07/30/2015 on Memory 0
#339 - Accusing someone of being racist is now illegal 07/30/2015 on New laws 0
#64 - Picture 07/30/2015 on idk you but I'd buy it +10
#68 - That was less conquering and more colonizing. Notice how Brita…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Rome +2
#86 - myelfeyesseeporn (07/30/2015) [-]
What exactly are you referring to when you say "Britannia didn't do shit where people actually had tech in Europe" because that makes no sense to me.
User avatar #87 - atusek (07/30/2015) [-]
I think what he means is that Britannia only really colonized lands that were inhabited by less advanced civilizations or just plain empty
#88 - myelfeyesseeporn (07/30/2015) [-]
That's how all colonisation works. If you have equal technology you need to have either tactics or numbers, The Romans were able to conquer as much as they did by having considerably better technology and tactics than the others. Since Britain was even footing with all the other European countries, they couldn't really take them over, although they get incredibly close with France during the 100 years war. But it's the same with how very few European countries were completely taken over at any point from about 1000AD onwards
#90 - gerfox (07/30/2015) [-]
Nah, the Romans had numbers. Massive numbers. In the punic wars for instance Hannibal was dependent on mercenary troops, while Rome could easily replace one legion they lost by simply raising another. After Cannae I think they even refused to ransom the war captives Hannibal had taken because they felt that they had dishonored Rome, and rather raised new legions.
#92 - myelfeyesseeporn (07/30/2015) [-]
Ah, my bad, but that still fits in with what I was saying about needing numbers, tactics or technology to conquer. I don't know a huge amount about the Romans and their history, and was mostly referring to them taking out the tribes. Thanks for the info
#93 - gerfox (07/30/2015) [-]
NP. And also, sometimes people think their superiority in tactics and equipment was there forever too - but in reality their equipment and tactics were just the best of what they had seen others use against them. For instance, they learned to fight in smaller more flexible units by the Sarmatians I think, two years since I took Roman history in college and learned to make a proper camp by the Etruscans I think again . However, they took their methods, and perfected them - and made it into an unbeatable blend in the end. Combined with superior numbers that led to them being unbeatable for a long time.
#100 - myelfeyesseeporn (07/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, the whole thing about other peoples tactics to their own was something I was aware of, coincidentally enough I was talking about it with some friends earlier today. Pretty neat shit
#103 - gerfox (07/30/2015) [-]
The most impressive thing for though is how they managed to topple Carthage at sea. Originally having no experience at sea warfare, and being poor ship builders. Firstly, they managed to dismantle a stranded Carthaginian ship - and rebuild it. Then they applied the Carthaginian design to their own fleet - and thus had ships of equal quality to their opponents.

However, they were smart as fuck too. They invented the metal thing that you always see people use in movies when they throw ropes at the top of walls so that it sticks, and they can climb up. They invented those so they could throw them at the Carthaginian boats, and then reel them in and board them. The Romans would man their boats with more soldiers than the Carthaginians, so when in a boarding situation they would have the advantage.
User avatar #111 - euskippy (07/30/2015) [-]
The metal thing is a grapple, just for future reference
#127 - gerfox (07/30/2015) [-]
I spent 10 minutes yesterday trying to find the English word for it! Thanks!


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