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#78 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Japan... +3
User avatar #108 - butchthebird (02/06/2015) [-]
how clackers got recalled
#81 - garryn (02/06/2015) [-]
abc's of death
i think
#79 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Underground Paradise +3
#78 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Underground Paradise +4
#113 - Picture 02/02/2015 on Substitute Art Teacher +9
#76 - Lucky day to be the cops that found the cave 02/02/2015 on Underground Paradise +44
#42 - I see whatcha did there 02/02/2015 on Black twitter compilation +2
#12 - Amazing how many dumb ass headlines make it past editors 01/27/2015 on Well… +2
#91 - Only recognize maybe a third of these but still can appreciate… 01/27/2015 on All the Pokemon maps combined 0
#207 - Interesting perspective 01/27/2015 on mentions 0
#44 - More PETA shenanigans, what a shocker  [+] (14 new replies) 01/27/2015 on move bitch +24
#84 - krobeles (01/27/2015) [-]
I just wanna walk up to this arrangement with like two other dudes, each of us quickly smacking a padlock onto each of those cages.
At that point, we could either masturbate unto the ladies, or just leave. Each would be about as entertaining.
User avatar #73 - IAmManbearpig (01/27/2015) [-]
if we do what they want, they stop putting out campaigns with half naked to naked (usually attractive) women, if we continue to go against them, we get meat and naked chicks.

they're really bad at this.
#66 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
TFW walk up and put padlocks on the cage doors
User avatar #64 - shogg (01/27/2015) [-]
God damn this pisses me off.
Chicks suffer for eggs? No they fucking don't, it's not like an egg is an aborted chicken fetus, its more like a chicken period. The chick does not exist if it's not fertilised.
You'd think Peta would do their research on basic fucking reproduction but I guess they're too busy demonizing Nintendo for using the Tanuki suit again.
User avatar #67 - syntheticdoll (01/27/2015) [-]
It's more about the living conditions of the chicken hoarded up in extremely small cages. (That's why we buy farm eggs, the chicken are kept better and the eggs are actually bigger and better quality)
User avatar #70 - shogg (01/27/2015) [-]
Nagoya cock
My cocks name is nagoya
I have a cock named nagoya
I love chicken
User avatar #61 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/27/2015) [-]
This reminded me of this guy. He would cum on unsuspecting girls without them knowing and film it. His eyes would go wide if he saw this. What are they gonna do they can't run hahaha
User avatar #54 - respirator (01/27/2015) [-]
If those cages lock from the outside I would dump pig bloood on them.
#49 - mikepetru (01/27/2015) [-]
Wait, I've seen this in a video before.....is this the part where I stick my dick through the cage bars?
#65 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
Don't stick it in crazy.
#48 - chewythewolftwo (01/27/2015) [-]
Soooooooo can we just pick them up and take them home? Free sample style?
Maybe PETA aint so bad after all.
User avatar #46 - leonhardt (01/27/2015) [-]
We should get PETA and Feminists to fight each other.
User avatar #82 - sonatadusk (01/27/2015) [-]
I remember having this thought but replacing PETA with Westburo Baptist Church.
#76 - anon (01/27/2015) [-]
i like how you think...

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