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#88 - B-but I live in Kentucky. pls no. It's a nice place.  [+] (1 reply) 19 minutes ago on Good luck with that... +1
#89 - desacabose (18 minutes ago) [-]
Which part
#114 - >Washington post >Can't even read the WSJ page with…  [+] (1 reply) 9 hours ago on My Candidate is Better than... -4
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#124 - Ruspanic (9 hours ago) [-]
I intentionally chose a range of established sources with different political leanings.
National Review is a conservative magazine, Washington Post is liberal-leaning, WSJ is somewhat conservative-leaning.

National Review links to many of its sources within the article, and for the things that don't have links it still tells you where most of the info comes from. You can look it up.

Sorry about the paywall, here's an alternative article without one:
#39 - What is this?  [+] (3 replies) 09/23/2016 on How Tracer sounds to... 0
#43 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
The name of the game is Paladins, and just as anon said (>>#41), It's simply a F2P OverWatch, even a lot of the champions of the game have similar if not identical abilities as the heroes from OverWatch.
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#67 - ruba (09/23/2016) [-]

Except thing is, Overwatch copied a lot of things from Global Agenda. The medic class has a wing-like jetpack, a halo, and a healing beam, the sword recon looked like a bulkier genji, etc.

Oh also it was in development in 2012 under the name "Fantasy Global Agenda" so uh yeah Blizzard back at it again with being a copycat
#41 - anon (09/23/2016) [-]
free to play overwatch it's called paladins or something
#35 - Also commenting for sauce.  [+] (8 replies) 09/12/2016 on Kit-Kat Commercial 0
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#37 - shadowkingdr (09/12/2016) [-]
what this dude said
#57 - insanefreak (09/12/2016) [-]
Seeing you here confuses me.
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#58 - shadowkingdr (09/12/2016) [-]
Nothing wrong with wanting to see the Glorious human body
#59 - insanefreak (09/12/2016) [-]
But she's not the Emperor. Nor a Space Marine. Nor an Inquisitor. Nor a Sister of Battle. Nor any glorious chaos fighting human.

She may even be a genestealer in disguise!
Considering the sounds she makes, she probably IS a genestealer!
#60 - shadowkingdr (09/12/2016) [-]
are you implying that the human body unaltered is not the most glorious thing in the universe?
#61 - insanefreak (09/12/2016) [-]
Are you implying that the Emperor is not the most glorious thing in the galaxy?
And that the Emperor his loyal sons, whom he made in his image, are not the second most glorious thing in the galaxy?
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#62 - shadowkingdr (09/12/2016) [-]
The emperor of the epitome of what humanity is, and as he is human falls under the most glorious thing in the universe collectively, with him at the top. Now Repent to your nearest priest for almost heresy
#63 - insanefreak (09/12/2016) [-]
It is true that the Holy Emperor of Mankind is purely human and whilst it seems easy to say that this means that all of humanity is to be praised, there is a small thing you're overlooking. A small HERETICAL thing.

You see, the Emperor has gifted humanity with free will. We can choose how to best praise and serve Him. However, sadly enough there are, and I loathe to call them humans, but that's what they are, for a while at least, who betray Him and follow the heretical warpspawns instead.

That puts the Emperor, who is the perfect example of what humans should act and behave like, on top. Because while humans may share their species with one another, it is our behavior that separates us from heretical filth.

So you are looking with lust at a human being who, aside potentially being a genestealer (and why wouldn't they want to steal human's genes, as they were made by the Emperor), you are also looking with lust at a human who probably is a heretic, as I notice no skulls nor gold on her, nor do I hear her praise the Emperor as she should!

Of course, to reach this conclusion I had to sustain nearly heretical thoughts and I will purge myself through fire.
Luckily enough I share the planet with you, and the heretical non-Emperor-praising wench. Which leaves one very efficient solution!
#215 - Poor bait.  [+] (1 reply) 09/12/2016 on Ultimate FJ Future... +13
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#323 - hiukuss (09/12/2016) [-]
Yet you replied to it.
#105 - It is. Some fans don't like that change at all, but I personal…  [+] (1 reply) 09/11/2016 on gurl 0
#167 - tasomo (09/11/2016) [-]
Meh, Hal and Carol have always been all over the map and superheroes generally just sleep around anyway.

Wanted to make sure because while Hal has no problem abandoning women left and right he's always been insanely possessive of Carol so I'm now waiting for the inevitable soap opera fight between Hal and Kyle over Carol.