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Steam Profile: Royalwerewolf
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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:6/29/2015
Location:a dwarven fortress
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#758019 - I plan on it  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#758024 - greedtheavaricious (06/10/2015) [-]
Buy a lot of stuff and things
User avatar #758029 - royalwerewolf (06/10/2015) [-]
noooooo
#758015 - It's my money, get your own 06/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#758014 - Look, no offense meant here but the only way I'm putting a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #758079 - phanact (06/10/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be a curse
#758005 - I have 150 dollaroonies what should i get  [+] (13 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#758036 - punchmyblood (06/10/2015) [-]
Vidya games
#758034 - fluttermon (06/10/2015) [-]
wait for steam summer sale which starts in less than 24 hours
User avatar #758068 - phanact (06/10/2015) [-]
fukc
User avatar #758016 - greedtheavaricious (06/10/2015) [-]
Buy stuff

And things
#758019 - royalwerewolf (06/10/2015) [-]
I plan on it
#758024 - greedtheavaricious (06/10/2015) [-]
Buy a lot of stuff and things
User avatar #758029 - royalwerewolf (06/10/2015) [-]
noooooo
User avatar #758009 - thisiskevinhanian (06/10/2015) [-]
buy me things
#758015 - royalwerewolf (06/10/2015) [-]
It's my money, get your own
User avatar #758008 - marcinthedark (06/10/2015) [-]
ejaculating dragon dildo and fake cum lube
#758014 - royalwerewolf (06/10/2015) [-]
Look, no offense meant here
but the only way I'm putting anything up in that area is if I am suddenly cursed into a female body
User avatar #758079 - phanact (06/10/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be a curse
User avatar #758007 - pinkiepieshappines (06/10/2015) [-]
Wait till tomorrow.

Steam sale begins
#757995 - Picture 06/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#754875 - I also do kid's parties and clown stalkings 06/09/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#754866 - For any of you bastards about to go to bed I am watching y…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#754872 - wigglyjr (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #754875 - royalwerewolf (06/09/2015) [-]
I also do kid's parties and clown stalkings
User avatar #754870 - zependium (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh god not the chocolate scent!
#751532 - Picture 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#751528 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #751531 - ironmercenary (06/07/2015) [-]
Unfortunately Dwarven women have manly beards.
User avatar #751537 - dlman (06/07/2015) [-]
>implying bearded lolis isn't my biggest fetish
#751532 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
#751507 - Eeey b0ss  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #751510 - pinkiepieshappines (06/07/2015) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey b0000s
#751500 - is that filthy frank mother ****** ?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #751504 - pinkiepieshappines (06/07/2015) [-]
YOU SAW THROUGH MY RUSE
User avatar #751507 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
Eeey b0ss
User avatar #751510 - pinkiepieshappines (06/07/2015) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey b0000s
#751495 - Hey man the man's got ChARMISMA 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#751488 - No I annexed it for mother land  [+] (6 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#751492 - pinkiepieshappines (06/07/2015) [-]
You did a disservice to glorious Flavortown.

Guy Fieri, King of Memes looks down upon your actions
#751503 - toppone has deleted their comment.
User avatar #751500 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
is that filthy frank
mother fucker?
User avatar #751504 - pinkiepieshappines (06/07/2015) [-]
YOU SAW THROUGH MY RUSE
User avatar #751507 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
Eeey b0ss
User avatar #751510 - pinkiepieshappines (06/07/2015) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey b0000s
#751479 - Because George doesn't actually kill that many characters …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #751490 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Its because of Dio isn't it?
User avatar #751495 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
Hey man
the man's got ChARMISMA
#751468 - Pet play, I think Unless you mean how it looks  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #751478 - zeruaargi (06/07/2015) [-]
Thank Bryke for the lesbo ending,
#751464 - Youtube Game of thrones Jojo's bizzare adventure m…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #751467 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
>GoT

Why is everyone not dead yet?

>JoJo

is the anime better than all the other anime out right now?
User avatar #751479 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
Because George doesn't actually kill that many characters

And yes
Jojo anime is amazing
ESPECIALLY THE OPENING OF PART 1
User avatar #751490 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
Its because of Dio isn't it?
User avatar #751495 - royalwerewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
Hey man
the man's got ChARMISMA
#749883 - You know, I just realized why I always side with Mages in Drag… 06/07/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#749318 - That sucks man  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #749320 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
eyup, however it doesn't take much for me to get cold either so that little bit of water will keep me plenty cold easily.
#749302 - **** I can only imagine how terrible that was I…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #749310 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
i'm happy with walking into shallow water while fishing at no more then waist deep or using a life vest and float tubes, i won't walk into rivers though too much danger in my book and i have no buoyancy at all plus undertows are deadly.
User avatar #749318 - royalwerewolf (06/06/2015) [-]
That sucks man
User avatar #749320 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
eyup, however it doesn't take much for me to get cold either so that little bit of water will keep me plenty cold easily.
#748009 - When a royal is exposed to a sudden, and large down pour after…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #748018 - leonhardt (06/06/2015) [-]
You might be a squid m8
#748016 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
well, i know why it messes with me.
my brain damage was caused by extreme pressure, every time a storm approaches i can basically tell when it's gonna rain or snow and the pressure in my head gets so bad i become mentally unstable till it clears again.
shit can get really weird when that happens.
User avatar #748020 - leonhardt (06/06/2015) [-]
Now you are definitely a squid
User avatar #748022 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
nah, i'm the bird man of oregon, i can't even swim, in fact the first time i died was from drowning because i got stuck under a log in a lake and i have no buoyancy at all... :\
User avatar #749302 - royalwerewolf (06/06/2015) [-]
Shit
I can only imagine how terrible that was
I however love water and swimming
User avatar #749310 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
i'm happy with walking into shallow water while fishing at no more then waist deep or using a life vest and float tubes, i won't walk into rivers though too much danger in my book and i have no buoyancy at all plus undertows are deadly.
User avatar #749318 - royalwerewolf (06/06/2015) [-]
That sucks man
User avatar #749320 - novabird (06/06/2015) [-]
eyup, however it doesn't take much for me to get cold either so that little bit of water will keep me plenty cold easily.
#744864 - Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744859 - Neat  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #744861 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eyup.
#744847 - Sang that **** in California Got nothing for it …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #744852 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
strange, i'd still not push it, all it takes is one authority to get butthurt and then trouble city...-_-
User avatar #744864 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank
User avatar #744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744839 - Which is where?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #744844 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
oregon, schools in the usa don't joke about shooting at all anymore.
User avatar #744847 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Sang that shit in California
Got nothing for it
Sang it for hours while I waited in the hot sun
the teachers loved it, Ironically

My dad made it up, when he was younger
User avatar #744852 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
strange, i'd still not push it, all it takes is one authority to get butthurt and then trouble city...-_-
User avatar #744864 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank
User avatar #744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744837 - Judging from my sisters Female me would be tiny compared t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #744849 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
kinda the same, my mom is only a little smaller then me, i'm one of the smallest people in my family and wear 7-1/2EEE boots, hell i'm just about 145lbs at 5'6" tall and even then i am still pretty girly in build.
i don't have any girls in my family to compare to though aside my mom though.
User avatar #744859 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Neat
User avatar #744861 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eyup.

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User avatar #3139 - royalwerewolf (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied
ok spirit is your will score times ten
combat is a d6 times the relevant attribute
losing a round of combat leads to the loser losing stress equal to the attack power of the the victor divided by the attribute they used during combat
the master npc has 2 to all attributes unless I decide nay
npcs can be anything
undressing gives penalties to the result of die rolls as the maids uniform gives the maid power for some reason
seduction is cunning/ affection vs any attribute the target wishes
favor (which can be give through events or me deciding you art worthy) can be used to regain stress and gain higher rolls
starting favour is affection score times 2, if favor drops below 0 you get FIRED
so biker samurais are a go
each sesssion is meant to represent a day in the mansion
I will add to this if their are optional **** I wish to use
MAID RPG
User avatar #3353 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
royalnipples

i need your help
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #3357 to #3356 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
goldfang has question for you

how do you engage in jolly cooperation, tabletop games
User avatar #3358 to #3357 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I usually use skype and roll20
i do however own my own dice for character creation purposes since I love the thrill of rolling them
User avatar #3359 to #3358 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
can you teach me someday?
User avatar #3360 to #3359 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
sure, isn't so difficult, just need a dm, and other players, as well as character sheets which are really easy to find fillable ones online
User avatar #3361 to #3360 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
okay

the most dificult to get will be the first 2
User avatar #3362 to #3361 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
Wel depends, what kind of game you want, because I am in two table top groups,
Or you could ask around thread
User avatar #3363 to #3362 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
what thread?
User avatar #3364 to #3363 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I guess the pony one or the traditonal game ones
also
Shoa makes for a wonderful dm
User avatar #3365 to #3364 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
what traditional game ones?

and who is that?
User avatar #3366 to #3365 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I think there's one here, /tg/
there is also one of 4chan also /tg/
and he's one pof my dms
User avatar #3367 to #3366 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
i wnt there before, didnt really seem like alot of people go on it. but ill give it another shot

and awrite

can you do me 1 more favor?
User avatar #3368 to #3367 - royalwerewolf (06/17/2015) [-]
Suuuuure
User avatar #3347 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
YOU'RE ALIVE
User avatar #3348 to #3347 - royalwerewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
maybe
Also
Daily life with monster girl is getting an anime
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
yar
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - royalwerewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
Also I own a sword now
Also hype as **** for that
Since it looks like it will be
at least a good adaptation
from the stuff I have seen
of it so far, at the very least
#3351 to #3350 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I have a Ghanayan machete
User avatar #3346 - majormayor (03/29/2015) [-]
I remain.
#3344 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day my old friend
#3343 - miia ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
are you still here?
#3345 to #3343 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day

couldnt acces your profile for some reason
#3332 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
how ya doing my snake ******* amigo
sorry for the late reply
spent two days making a pathfinder character
#3334 to #3333 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
tfw 1 off from epic quads get

im playing ME1 for the 3rd time
User avatar #3335 to #3334 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
make sure to bone everything
#3336 to #3335 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
im hungry
get me burgers
#3337 to #3336 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I ate all the canned burgers
#3338 to #3337 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make me fresh ones
#3339 to #3338 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure the guy on the ceiling with the long tongue has something you can eat
#3340 to #3339 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind elf burgers
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
but they taste like fish
#3342 to #3341 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
fish n chips
#3327 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
want sum?
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
kk
what s ur po box ill mail it to you
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
I
don't know
User avatar #3325 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
what
why
User avatar #3322 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Royal even though he is king of the thread you will always truly be king of the thread

here is where I will be
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2014) [-]
than k you
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
wait till today
User avatar #3320 - abstractpink (05/05/2014) [-]
if i made a top ten list of users i miss, you would be on top
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - royalwerewolf (05/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
User avatar #3317 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
Can I have the "I'm going to eat every ******* chicken" picture?
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
thank you based Gimley
User avatar #3313 - russianbro (03/28/2014) [-]
I miss you baby

I miss your swet dwarven butt
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2014) [-]
miss you to brahh
User avatar #3307 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
Hey I got a question about Dark Souls II

How exactly do you get to No Man's Warf?
A lot of people are talking about it and I'm somewhere completely different
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
kill hte **** out of the dragon rider (found near blackachu)
COntinue on through creepy rape dungeon
go down elevator
continue into wet rape dungeon
find the wall the koolaid dude broke through
go through
talk female at bonfire till she says
yeah
I'll help you
then continue on
ad
YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
and then proceed to get raped by what dwells in the darkness once they stop being pussies to your all mighty torch
User avatar #3310 to #3308 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
Ok
so
in the place where you fought ornstien 2.0
instead of going left you go right
I also recommened pulling the switch that apears behind the **** huge knight on the broken ass walk way
then go through the fog door
and a big fat ass weilding a halberd dressed like SATAN will try to rape you
now the areaan will be very small if you don't pull te switch
and he'll poke you off
but you should still stay in the original area because if you walk on the extra land you put there via switch
****** will poke you off
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
What is the dragon rider?
#3292 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Hiya!
#3294 to #3293 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
watcha doin? how ya been?
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
being lazy
grand
#3296 to #3295 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i wish i could be lazy right now
User avatar #3297 to #3296 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
also eating a VAST
ammount of greek yogurt
#3298 to #3297 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
why you eat so much?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
****** it delicious
espically the lime flavor
#3300 to #3299 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
want some croissants?
#3302 to #3301 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
is my cooking that bad
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
Man I'd be the worst anime characters
and no
unless you like your steak welldone and with ketchup
#3304 to #3303 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i like my burgers medium well
#3289 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - nippuhl (02/17/2014) [-]
umad
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - royalwerewolf (02/09/2014) [-]
Can I instead set myself on fire? that sounds far more pleasant than going to a furry convention
#3286 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Sup, haven't seen you in a while
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - royalwerewolf (01/28/2014) [-]
not much
been ******* about
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Same here and there
#3268 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
all the old users are dead
New users call me new
why technicolor, triplfy, and *********************** , dead
Where did we go so wrong
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know
I just hang around friendly because at least I know people there
I don't know anyone on pony thread no more
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
gayobliteratorhere and skrasnic are the source
we could send them to some Italians I know
but I don't know any

I miss old thread
User avatar #3277 to #3270 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
I've been here before any of you since the bread
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
to yourself

you don't seem to understand
#3280 to #3279 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
I was thread before it was a shadow of it former self
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you been part of pony thread 1

when the first Admin put pictures and gifs at the top of the thread/board
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
The first admin is dead, and then new admin killed the user he let take over
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
We are on our 5th admin as the last one was a dick but this one became the biggest

dick of all the admins combined and now is trying to atone for his foolishness

also you didn't answer as well
#3284 to #3283 - desacabose (01/22/2014) [-]
He put gifs and pictures on top of the board all the time, he stickied furry porn once
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
and human porn claiming he was the only one who could do it

but he kept them originally as now he does not as everyone wondered if it would

come back which it didn't

newfags didn't even know he could do that

User avatar #3272 to #3270 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
It is no longer our thread
it is the SFW random board now
wearing the husk of pony thread
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
And we can't turn it back as you can't drag people back or drag people out
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
Cause you touch yerself at night
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - skrasnic (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry have I done something to annoy you? or to the funnyjunk community?
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