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Steam Profile: Royalwerewolf
Interests: my interests
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:6/29/2015
Location:a dwarven fortress
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#2095844 - I think our characters would get a long 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2095835 - **** , Hope he gets out of it all right 08/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#2095833 - ITT: Your fashion souls Lucatiel's hat King's arm…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2095866 - lightarcanine (08/30/2014) [-]
Bandit set
User avatar #2095853 - professormeatwad (08/30/2014) [-]
Mask of Child
Wanders outfit
Knights Shield
Claymore
Oolacile Catalyst
Pyro flame or lamp
Darkmoon ring and FAP
#2095845 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Usually the giant set with Black Knight Greatsword + Shield
#2095865 - professormeatwad (08/30/2014) [-]
#2095870 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
#2095878 - professormeatwad (08/30/2014) [-]
I have 1100 screens of DaS I took, such a pretty damn game
#2095883 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
What about gifs~?
Only 207 screenshots here atm >.>
User avatar #2096101 - professormeatwad (08/30/2014) [-]
A couple lol
#2096119 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Are fun
User avatar #2095848 - joshuaww (08/30/2014) [-]
Monsterous
User avatar #2095846 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
>Shield
wut r u casual?
User avatar #2095847 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Nah, just heavy armour user
#2095852 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
So you give up on rolling entirely
I know for a fact i cann roll normally in havel's with all my dark souls characters
also ain't gonna be no shields in bloodborne
need to learn to do without

but you fashionsouls is sexy as fuck
User avatar #2095862 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Nah, first (and currently only) character
User avatar #2095842 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
Imported swag
User avatar #2095841 - joshuaww (08/30/2014) [-]
Dark Mask
King's Armor
Manchettes of Judgement
Drangleic Leggings

spooky
User avatar #2095860 - joshuaww (08/30/2014) [-]
Also Sacred Chime Hammer and King's Shield
User avatar #2095844 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
I think our characters would get a long
#14475 - don't do this for the love of **** don't do this 08/30/2014 on lunargreenhouse's profile 0
#2093501 - BUT I DON'T EAT LOLIPOPS 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093476 - Noh thread dats geh  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +4
User avatar #2093491 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
Hey I'm just trying to remove that residue sugar from that lolipop you just ate!
User avatar #2093501 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
BUT I DON'T EAT LOLIPOPS
User avatar #2093479 - zetsumeitaka (08/30/2014) [-]
But that's forbidden love!
#2093464 - dare ya to post them  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093469 - theorangefox (08/30/2014) [-]
Those days are over.
#2093461 - I won't speak any more of it as you seem to regret it  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093463 - theorangefox (08/30/2014) [-]
Not entirely.
User avatar #2093464 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
dare ya to post them
User avatar #2093469 - theorangefox (08/30/2014) [-]
Those days are over.
#2093434 - We'd be the worst drama show ever 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093431 - remembering your incest pony fics that was you right  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2093453 - theorangefox (08/30/2014) [-]
Yes...
User avatar #2093461 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
I won't speak any more of it as you seem to regret it
User avatar #2093463 - theorangefox (08/30/2014) [-]
Not entirely.
User avatar #2093464 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
dare ya to post them
User avatar #2093469 - theorangefox (08/30/2014) [-]
Those days are over.
#2093423 - Wait ain't you of the male persuasion 08/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#2093413 - What in the sweet mother of all that is **** is that  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093458 - theaussiestig (08/30/2014) [-]
Going on horns I'm guessing Minotaur.
#2093400 - I want to punch her in the face  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093412 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
don't you dare talk about my waifu like that
#2093395 - Thread, I  [+] (14 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2093429 - NutHut (08/30/2014) [-]
Sure, take the little bastard.
User avatar #2093434 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
We'd be the worst drama show ever
User avatar #2093415 - josuke (08/30/2014) [-]
Sorry, I already have Zoopityzop's child
User avatar #2093423 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Wait ain't you of the male persuasion
User avatar #2093421 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
don't
#2093424 - josuke (08/30/2014) [-]
You knock me up and now you're knocking me down?
#2093428 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093409 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
no
#2093408 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
#2093403 - iamdusk (08/30/2014) [-]
sorry
I love someone else
User avatar #2093419 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
>loive

KEKE
#2093427 - iamdusk (08/30/2014) [-]
I loive lighty myself
User avatar #2093413 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
What in the sweet mother of all that is fuck is that
User avatar #2093458 - theaussiestig (08/30/2014) [-]
Going on horns I'm guessing Minotaur.
#2093359 - understandable 08/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#2093354 - Ahhh  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093373 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
you can have all the corndogs you want as long as you abide by my rules and play video games with me
#2093347 - I do not quite understand what that means but I feel slightly insulted  [+] (9 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093349 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093356 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
WHY ISN'T THIS AN ANIME YET?!
User avatar #2093362 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
because it would suck
User avatar #2093406 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
So ?
Nobody would see the difference being that shitty.
#2093417 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093438 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
I hate your mascot so goddamn much
It doesn't matter what gif you post
it's always 100% relevant! DAMN YOU!
#2093441 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093354 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Ahhh
User avatar #2093373 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
you can have all the corndogs you want as long as you abide by my rules and play video games with me
#2093340 - You would not take advantage of being a child once more in a w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093363 - inteus (08/30/2014) [-]
eh maybe idk, i'd have to think about it once it happened.
#2093316 - Thread, may I have a moment of your time to ponder this mildl…  [+] (20 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +4
User avatar #2093372 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
Good
then hopefully all my ''adventures'' I had as a kid in my fantasy world with a few friends of mine would be real.

Ah man... that would be so cool.
User avatar #2093371 - dafiltafish (08/30/2014) [-]
Let's try it, could be fun depending on what sort of anime world we would be plopped into.
User avatar #2093376 - dafiltafish (08/30/2014) [-]
(please be initial D)
User avatar #2093333 - sabatron (08/30/2014) [-]
Hell no
User avatar #2093359 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
understandable
User avatar #2093330 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
i would play video games and become ruler of the world though sheer corndog throwing
User avatar #2093347 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
I do not quite understand what that means but I feel slightly insulted
#2093349 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093356 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
WHY ISN'T THIS AN ANIME YET?!
User avatar #2093362 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
because it would suck
User avatar #2093406 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
So ?
Nobody would see the difference being that shitty.
#2093417 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093438 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
I hate your mascot so goddamn much
It doesn't matter what gif you post
it's always 100% relevant! DAMN YOU!
#2093441 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #2093354 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Ahhh
User avatar #2093373 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
you can have all the corndogs you want as long as you abide by my rules and play video games with me
User avatar #2093328 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
don't
User avatar #2093325 - inteus (08/30/2014) [-]
things would probably be about the same for me.
User avatar #2093340 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
You would not take advantage of being a child once more in a world where logic has little grasp
you would not use your knowledge for greater things?
User avatar #2093363 - inteus (08/30/2014) [-]
eh maybe idk, i'd have to think about it once it happened.
#2093272 - a rat is more manly than this **** **** bubu… 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093262 - I have a cat, he cuddles next to me I have two dogs on…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093271 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
I have two dogs like that
fuck dogs
User avatar #2093267 - heartsickruben (08/30/2014) [-]
Are you sure it isn't a rat?
I mean it sure sounds like one.
User avatar #2093272 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
a rat is more manly than this shit fuck
bubu
the bane of my mornings
with his insistent, maddening yapping
#2093252 - Thanks for reminding me that Yakuza 5 will never be released h… 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2093248 - Like sharky?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093255 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
just mute
User avatar #2093270 - NutHut (08/30/2014) [-]
No, no. Sharky is a user.
User avatar #2093274 - zoopityzop (08/30/2014) [-]
I know
#2093245 - Fj allows those things huh 08/30/2014 on Friendly 0
#2093236 - BWAH?!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2093245 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
Fj allows those things
huh

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User avatar #3139 - royalwerewolf (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied
ok spirit is your will score times ten
combat is a d6 times the relevant attribute
losing a round of combat leads to the loser losing stress equal to the attack power of the the victor divided by the attribute they used during combat
the master npc has 2 to all attributes unless I decide nay
npcs can be anything
undressing gives penalties to the result of die rolls as the maids uniform gives the maid power for some reason
seduction is cunning/ affection vs any attribute the target wishes
favor (which can be give through events or me deciding you art worthy) can be used to regain stress and gain higher rolls
starting favour is affection score times 2, if favor drops below 0 you get FIRED
so biker samurais are a go
each sesssion is meant to represent a day in the mansion
I will add to this if their are optional **** I wish to use
MAID RPG
User avatar #3353 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
royalnipples

i need your help
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #3357 to #3356 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
goldfang has question for you

how do you engage in jolly cooperation, tabletop games
User avatar #3358 to #3357 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I usually use skype and roll20
i do however own my own dice for character creation purposes since I love the thrill of rolling them
User avatar #3359 to #3358 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
can you teach me someday?
User avatar #3360 to #3359 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
sure, isn't so difficult, just need a dm, and other players, as well as character sheets which are really easy to find fillable ones online
User avatar #3361 to #3360 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
okay

the most dificult to get will be the first 2
User avatar #3362 to #3361 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
Wel depends, what kind of game you want, because I am in two table top groups,
Or you could ask around thread
User avatar #3363 to #3362 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
what thread?
User avatar #3364 to #3363 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I guess the pony one or the traditonal game ones
also
Shoa makes for a wonderful dm
User avatar #3365 to #3364 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
what traditional game ones?

and who is that?
User avatar #3366 to #3365 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I think there's one here, /tg/
there is also one of 4chan also /tg/
and he's one pof my dms
User avatar #3367 to #3366 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
i wnt there before, didnt really seem like alot of people go on it. but ill give it another shot

and awrite

can you do me 1 more favor?
User avatar #3368 to #3367 - royalwerewolf (06/17/2015) [-]
Suuuuure
User avatar #3347 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
YOU'RE ALIVE
User avatar #3348 to #3347 - royalwerewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
maybe
Also
Daily life with monster girl is getting an anime
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
yar
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - royalwerewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
Also I own a sword now
Also hype as **** for that
Since it looks like it will be
at least a good adaptation
from the stuff I have seen
of it so far, at the very least
#3351 to #3350 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I have a Ghanayan machete
User avatar #3346 - majormayor (03/29/2015) [-]
I remain.
#3344 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day my old friend
#3343 - miia ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
are you still here?
#3345 to #3343 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day

couldnt acces your profile for some reason
#3332 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
how ya doing my snake ******* amigo
sorry for the late reply
spent two days making a pathfinder character
#3334 to #3333 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
tfw 1 off from epic quads get

im playing ME1 for the 3rd time
User avatar #3335 to #3334 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
make sure to bone everything
#3336 to #3335 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
im hungry
get me burgers
#3337 to #3336 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I ate all the canned burgers
#3338 to #3337 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make me fresh ones
#3339 to #3338 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure the guy on the ceiling with the long tongue has something you can eat
#3340 to #3339 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind elf burgers
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
but they taste like fish
#3342 to #3341 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
fish n chips
#3327 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
want sum?
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
kk
what s ur po box ill mail it to you
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
I
don't know
User avatar #3325 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
what
why
User avatar #3322 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Royal even though he is king of the thread you will always truly be king of the thread

here is where I will be
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2014) [-]
than k you
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
wait till today
User avatar #3320 - abstractpink (05/05/2014) [-]
if i made a top ten list of users i miss, you would be on top
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - royalwerewolf (05/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
User avatar #3317 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
Can I have the "I'm going to eat every ******* chicken" picture?
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
thank you based Gimley
User avatar #3313 - russianbro (03/28/2014) [-]
I miss you baby

I miss your swet dwarven butt
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2014) [-]
miss you to brahh
User avatar #3307 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
Hey I got a question about Dark Souls II

How exactly do you get to No Man's Warf?
A lot of people are talking about it and I'm somewhere completely different
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
kill hte **** out of the dragon rider (found near blackachu)
COntinue on through creepy rape dungeon
go down elevator
continue into wet rape dungeon
find the wall the koolaid dude broke through
go through
talk female at bonfire till she says
yeah
I'll help you
then continue on
ad
YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
and then proceed to get raped by what dwells in the darkness once they stop being pussies to your all mighty torch
User avatar #3310 to #3308 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
Ok
so
in the place where you fought ornstien 2.0
instead of going left you go right
I also recommened pulling the switch that apears behind the **** huge knight on the broken ass walk way
then go through the fog door
and a big fat ass weilding a halberd dressed like SATAN will try to rape you
now the areaan will be very small if you don't pull te switch
and he'll poke you off
but you should still stay in the original area because if you walk on the extra land you put there via switch
****** will poke you off
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
What is the dragon rider?
#3292 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Hiya!
#3294 to #3293 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
watcha doin? how ya been?
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
being lazy
grand
#3296 to #3295 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i wish i could be lazy right now
User avatar #3297 to #3296 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
also eating a VAST
ammount of greek yogurt
#3298 to #3297 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
why you eat so much?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
****** it delicious
espically the lime flavor
#3300 to #3299 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
want some croissants?
#3302 to #3301 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
is my cooking that bad
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
Man I'd be the worst anime characters
and no
unless you like your steak welldone and with ketchup
#3304 to #3303 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i like my burgers medium well
#3289 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - nippuhl (02/17/2014) [-]
umad
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - royalwerewolf (02/09/2014) [-]
Can I instead set myself on fire? that sounds far more pleasant than going to a furry convention
#3286 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Sup, haven't seen you in a while
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - royalwerewolf (01/28/2014) [-]
not much
been ******* about
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Same here and there
#3268 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
all the old users are dead
New users call me new
why technicolor, triplfy, and *********************** , dead
Where did we go so wrong
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know
I just hang around friendly because at least I know people there
I don't know anyone on pony thread no more
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
gayobliteratorhere and skrasnic are the source
we could send them to some Italians I know
but I don't know any

I miss old thread
User avatar #3277 to #3270 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
I've been here before any of you since the bread
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
to yourself

you don't seem to understand
#3280 to #3279 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
I was thread before it was a shadow of it former self
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you been part of pony thread 1

when the first Admin put pictures and gifs at the top of the thread/board
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
The first admin is dead, and then new admin killed the user he let take over
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
We are on our 5th admin as the last one was a dick but this one became the biggest

dick of all the admins combined and now is trying to atone for his foolishness

also you didn't answer as well
#3284 to #3283 - desacabose (01/22/2014) [-]
He put gifs and pictures on top of the board all the time, he stickied furry porn once
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
and human porn claiming he was the only one who could do it

but he kept them originally as now he does not as everyone wondered if it would

come back which it didn't

newfags didn't even know he could do that

User avatar #3272 to #3270 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
It is no longer our thread
it is the SFW random board now
wearing the husk of pony thread
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
And we can't turn it back as you can't drag people back or drag people out
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
Cause you touch yerself at night
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - skrasnic (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry have I done something to annoy you? or to the funnyjunk community?
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