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Steam Profile: Royalwerewolf
Interests: my interests
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:6/29/2015
Location:a dwarven fortress
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Total Comments Made:96708
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I am king AND THE SUN

latest user's comments

#2142991 - Interesting and now I want some 09/08/2014 on Friendly 0
#2132927 - I want a bike 09/06/2014 on Friendly +2
#2132919 - **** **** ASS CRAP  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2132920 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]
lol
#2132915 - ITT: take this quiz post results Paranoid |||||| …  [+] (21 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2133005 - falanvaul (09/06/2014) [-]
Well.. Which one do I pick or do I do them all..?
User avatar #2132966 - zoopityzop (09/06/2014) [-]

Paranoid |||||||||||| 44% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 45% 40%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 69% 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 52% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38% 52%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50% 40%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 44% 48%
Dependent |||||||||| 40% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34% 45%
User avatar #2132954 - iknowuwant (09/06/2014) [-]

Paranoid |||||| 29% 50%
Schizoid |||||| 25% 40%
Schizotypal |||||| 28% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||| 33% 46%
Borderline |||||||||| 38% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% 52%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 55% 40%
Avoidant |||| 20% 48%
Dependent |||||||||| 31% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 44% 45%

apparently im really narcissistc... i mean i like too look good i just dont try to
User avatar #2132958 - iknowuwant (09/06/2014) [-]
i didnt read the description of it
now i did
and i disagree except on the "like attention part"
User avatar #2132944 - xerros (09/06/2014) [-]

Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 72% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 73% 40%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 75% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 49% 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 59% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36% 52%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 37% 40%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 80% 48%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 70% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 55% 45%
User avatar #2132946 - inteus (09/06/2014) [-]
80 fucken percent avoidant!? jeeeeezuzzzzz
User avatar #2132947 - xerros (09/06/2014) [-]
People piss me off, what?
User avatar #2132950 - inteus (09/06/2014) [-]
lol did you read up on the descriptions of them?
User avatar #2132951 - xerros (09/06/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #2132952 - inteus (09/06/2014) [-]
i am the 20%.
User avatar #2132938 - inteus (09/06/2014) [-]
Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54% 40%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 40% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 50% 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 53% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 55% 52%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 43% 40%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 64% 48%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 61% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 48% 45%
User avatar #2132937 - applecopy (09/06/2014) [-]

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 60% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 52% 40%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 55% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 71% 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 57% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36% 52%
Narcissistic |||||| 25% 40%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 78% 48%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 63% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 16% 45%
User avatar #2132941 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]
I knew you were a chaotic beast, but 16% OCD?
damn
User avatar #2132942 - applecopy (09/06/2014) [-]
lol I just don't give a FUCK
haha B)
User avatar #2132943 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]
dayum
#2132945 - applecopy (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #2132948 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]
#swag
User avatar #2132934 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 53%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 55%
Schizotypal |||| 19%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54%
Borderline |||||||||||| 48%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 37%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependent |||||||||||||| 60%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 47%
User avatar #2132917 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]
which one of the tests?
lol
User avatar #2132919 - royalwerewolf (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #2132920 - therealfishyxander (09/06/2014) [-]
lol
#2111686 - Do you have what it takes  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2111692 - kisman (09/02/2014) [-]
maybe
#2111675 - Entertainment Round over in a second due to a lightning bo… 09/02/2014 on Friendly +1
#2111667 - but then I can't watch a man wielding the greatsword and a twi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2111671 - joshuaww (09/02/2014) [-]
Speed.
User avatar #2111675 - royalwerewolf (09/02/2014) [-]
Entertainment
Round over in a second due to a lightning bolt to the challengers head
hilarious
#2111656 - Easiest way to farm souls in dark souls 2 Start a fight cl…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2111663 - joshuaww (09/02/2014) [-]
Farming Giant King is probably fast since the path between him and the bonfire is so short and he gives so many souls.
User avatar #2111667 - royalwerewolf (09/02/2014) [-]
but then I can't watch a man wielding the greatsword and a twin blade duke it out with a women with knights helmet in rags with a classic shield sword combo
Or a women with a horse helmet wrecking the shit out of everything
User avatar #2111671 - joshuaww (09/02/2014) [-]
Speed.
User avatar #2111675 - royalwerewolf (09/02/2014) [-]
Entertainment
Round over in a second due to a lightning bolt to the challengers head
hilarious
#2111350 - ITT: your dark souls build Muramuko +10 x2 (power stance d…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2111404 - derangedberger (09/02/2014) [-]
Longsword +14
Undead soldier shield (or whatever that's called) +5

Havel's helm + 3
Havel's Armor + 3
Wanderer's boots + 1

Havel's ring
Ring of Favor and Protection
User avatar #2111386 - joshuaww (09/02/2014) [-]
Dark Sacred Chime Hammer
King's Shield
Dark Caitha's Chime

Dark Mask
King's Armor
Manchettes of Judgement
Drangleic Leggings

Great Resonant Souls x2
Resonant Weapon

Third Dragon Ring
Royal Soldier's Ring +2
Chloranthy Ring +2
Life Ring +3

SL235
User avatar #2111376 - kisman (09/02/2014) [-]
stuff
User avatar #2111353 - abyx (09/02/2014) [-]
dark uch +10, Dark sunset +5
king's crown
king's shield
black leather everything else
#2111138 - lets see today in dark sousl I beat two of three crown… 09/02/2014 on Friendly +2
#2108517 - ITT: YFW you first see a new boss in a videah game  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Friendly +2
#2108542 - hangingtree (09/01/2014) [-]
#2108524 - sniffythebird (09/01/2014) [-]
126 combat in Oldschool RS, so yeah... it's kinda like that.
#2108523 - zenexazure (09/01/2014) [-]
IS KILLING TIME!
#2105323 - same 09/01/2014 on Friendly 0
#2105270 - Royal's thoughts onn dark souls 2 and it's dlcs base …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2105283 - hunman (09/01/2014) [-]
Can't wait to get it in Autumn Sale
User avatar #2105274 - zoopityzop (09/01/2014) [-]
IT'S DIFFERENT, THEREFORE IT'S RUINED
#2103545 - they finally put in a ******* giant dad reference  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Friendly +1
#2103558 - zzRedzz (09/01/2014) [-]
#2096346 - I AM HERE TO FREE THE **** OUT OF YOU  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2096351 - kisman (08/30/2014) [-]
i already am free
#2096332 - Muramuko 5 ever 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#2096171 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
#9591552 - Comment deleted 08/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#9591549 - And now I shall take my leave if you have need of my rando…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9591550 - blackquill (08/30/2014) [-]
very well. farewell sir, forever may i respect you
#9591552 - royalwerewolf has deleted their comment.
#9591543 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#9591537 - MERRY CHRISTMAS FEGGIT  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9591540 - blackquill (08/30/2014) [-]
danke, i bless you with a larger penis
#9591549 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
And now I shall take my leave
if you have need of my random bullshit services
say my name
and I shall cum
User avatar #9591550 - blackquill (08/30/2014) [-]
very well. farewell sir, forever may i respect you
#9591552 - royalwerewolf has deleted their comment.
#9591533 - but why  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9591538 - xxangelisxx (08/30/2014) [-]
Because that nigga blackquill needs thine gif treasures.
#9591543 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
#9591528 - Thou has summoned me  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#9591530 - xxangelisxx (08/30/2014) [-]
Gib him gifs
User avatar #9591533 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #9591538 - xxangelisxx (08/30/2014) [-]
Because that nigga blackquill needs thine gif treasures.
#9591543 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
#2095852 - So you give up on rolling entirely I know for a fact i ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2095862 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Nah, first (and currently only) character
#2095846 - >Shield wut r u casual?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2095847 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Nah, just heavy armour user
#2095852 - royalwerewolf (08/30/2014) [-]
So you give up on rolling entirely
I know for a fact i cann roll normally in havel's with all my dark souls characters
also ain't gonna be no shields in bloodborne
need to learn to do without

but you fashionsouls is sexy as fuck
User avatar #2095862 - hunman (08/30/2014) [-]
Nah, first (and currently only) character

items

Total unique items point value: 1550 / Total items point value: 1650

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User avatar #3139 - royalwerewolf (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied
ok spirit is your will score times ten
combat is a d6 times the relevant attribute
losing a round of combat leads to the loser losing stress equal to the attack power of the the victor divided by the attribute they used during combat
the master npc has 2 to all attributes unless I decide nay
npcs can be anything
undressing gives penalties to the result of die rolls as the maids uniform gives the maid power for some reason
seduction is cunning/ affection vs any attribute the target wishes
favor (which can be give through events or me deciding you art worthy) can be used to regain stress and gain higher rolls
starting favour is affection score times 2, if favor drops below 0 you get FIRED
so biker samurais are a go
each sesssion is meant to represent a day in the mansion
I will add to this if their are optional **** I wish to use
MAID RPG
User avatar #3353 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
royalnipples

i need your help
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #3357 to #3356 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
goldfang has question for you

how do you engage in jolly cooperation, tabletop games
User avatar #3358 to #3357 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I usually use skype and roll20
i do however own my own dice for character creation purposes since I love the thrill of rolling them
User avatar #3359 to #3358 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
can you teach me someday?
User avatar #3360 to #3359 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
sure, isn't so difficult, just need a dm, and other players, as well as character sheets which are really easy to find fillable ones online
User avatar #3361 to #3360 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
okay

the most dificult to get will be the first 2
User avatar #3362 to #3361 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
Wel depends, what kind of game you want, because I am in two table top groups,
Or you could ask around thread
User avatar #3363 to #3362 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
what thread?
User avatar #3364 to #3363 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I guess the pony one or the traditonal game ones
also
Shoa makes for a wonderful dm
User avatar #3365 to #3364 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
what traditional game ones?

and who is that?
User avatar #3366 to #3365 - royalwerewolf (06/15/2015) [-]
I think there's one here, /tg/
there is also one of 4chan also /tg/
and he's one pof my dms
User avatar #3367 to #3366 - goldfangz ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
i wnt there before, didnt really seem like alot of people go on it. but ill give it another shot

and awrite

can you do me 1 more favor?
User avatar #3368 to #3367 - royalwerewolf (06/17/2015) [-]
Suuuuure
User avatar #3347 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
YOU'RE ALIVE
User avatar #3348 to #3347 - royalwerewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
maybe
Also
Daily life with monster girl is getting an anime
User avatar #3349 to #3348 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
yar
User avatar #3350 to #3349 - royalwerewolf (06/03/2015) [-]
Also I own a sword now
Also hype as **** for that
Since it looks like it will be
at least a good adaptation
from the stuff I have seen
of it so far, at the very least
#3351 to #3350 - miia ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
I have a Ghanayan machete
User avatar #3346 - majormayor (03/29/2015) [-]
I remain.
#3344 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day my old friend
#3343 - miia ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
are you still here?
#3345 to #3343 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day

couldnt acces your profile for some reason
#3332 - miia ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #3333 to #3332 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
how ya doing my snake ******* amigo
sorry for the late reply
spent two days making a pathfinder character
#3334 to #3333 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
tfw 1 off from epic quads get

im playing ME1 for the 3rd time
User avatar #3335 to #3334 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
make sure to bone everything
#3336 to #3335 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
im hungry
get me burgers
#3337 to #3336 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I ate all the canned burgers
#3338 to #3337 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
make me fresh ones
#3339 to #3338 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure the guy on the ceiling with the long tongue has something you can eat
#3340 to #3339 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind elf burgers
User avatar #3341 to #3340 - royalwerewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
but they taste like fish
#3342 to #3341 - miia ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
fish n chips
#3327 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
want sum?
User avatar #3329 to #3328 - Sperit (08/20/2014) [-]
kk
what s ur po box ill mail it to you
User avatar #3330 to #3329 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
I
don't know
User avatar #3325 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - royalwerewolf (08/20/2014) [-]
what
why
User avatar #3322 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
Royal even though he is king of the thread you will always truly be king of the thread

here is where I will be
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2014) [-]
than k you
User avatar #3324 to #3323 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
wait till today
User avatar #3320 - abstractpink (05/05/2014) [-]
if i made a top ten list of users i miss, you would be on top
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - royalwerewolf (05/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaw
User avatar #3317 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
Can I have the "I'm going to eat every ******* chicken" picture?
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - zoopityzop (04/28/2014) [-]
thank you based Gimley
User avatar #3313 - russianbro (03/28/2014) [-]
I miss you baby

I miss your swet dwarven butt
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2014) [-]
miss you to brahh
User avatar #3307 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
Hey I got a question about Dark Souls II

How exactly do you get to No Man's Warf?
A lot of people are talking about it and I'm somewhere completely different
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
kill hte **** out of the dragon rider (found near blackachu)
COntinue on through creepy rape dungeon
go down elevator
continue into wet rape dungeon
find the wall the koolaid dude broke through
go through
talk female at bonfire till she says
yeah
I'll help you
then continue on
ad
YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
and then proceed to get raped by what dwells in the darkness once they stop being pussies to your all mighty torch
User avatar #3310 to #3308 - royalwerewolf (03/15/2014) [-]
Ok
so
in the place where you fought ornstien 2.0
instead of going left you go right
I also recommened pulling the switch that apears behind the **** huge knight on the broken ass walk way
then go through the fog door
and a big fat ass weilding a halberd dressed like SATAN will try to rape you
now the areaan will be very small if you don't pull te switch
and he'll poke you off
but you should still stay in the original area because if you walk on the extra land you put there via switch
****** will poke you off
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - zoopityzop (03/15/2014) [-]
What is the dragon rider?
#3292 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Hiya!
#3294 to #3293 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
watcha doin? how ya been?
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
being lazy
grand
#3296 to #3295 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i wish i could be lazy right now
User avatar #3297 to #3296 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
also eating a VAST
ammount of greek yogurt
#3298 to #3297 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
why you eat so much?
User avatar #3299 to #3298 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
****** it delicious
espically the lime flavor
#3300 to #3299 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
want some croissants?
#3302 to #3301 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
is my cooking that bad
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - royalwerewolf (02/24/2014) [-]
Man I'd be the worst anime characters
and no
unless you like your steak welldone and with ketchup
#3304 to #3303 - miia ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
i like my burgers medium well
#3289 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - nippuhl (02/17/2014) [-]
umad
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - royalwerewolf (02/09/2014) [-]
Can I instead set myself on fire? that sounds far more pleasant than going to a furry convention
#3286 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Sup, haven't seen you in a while
User avatar #3287 to #3286 - royalwerewolf (01/28/2014) [-]
not much
been ******* about
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - kokanum (01/28/2014) [-]
Same here and there
#3268 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
all the old users are dead
New users call me new
why technicolor, triplfy, and *********************** , dead
Where did we go so wrong
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't know
I just hang around friendly because at least I know people there
I don't know anyone on pony thread no more
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
gayobliteratorhere and skrasnic are the source
we could send them to some Italians I know
but I don't know any

I miss old thread
User avatar #3277 to #3270 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
I've been here before any of you since the bread
User avatar #3279 to #3278 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
to yourself

you don't seem to understand
#3280 to #3279 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
I was thread before it was a shadow of it former self
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - gayobliteratorhere (01/21/2014) [-]
Have you been part of pony thread 1

when the first Admin put pictures and gifs at the top of the thread/board
User avatar #3282 to #3281 - desacabose (01/21/2014) [-]
The first admin is dead, and then new admin killed the user he let take over
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
We are on our 5th admin as the last one was a dick but this one became the biggest

dick of all the admins combined and now is trying to atone for his foolishness

also you didn't answer as well
#3284 to #3283 - desacabose (01/22/2014) [-]
He put gifs and pictures on top of the board all the time, he stickied furry porn once
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - gayobliteratorhere (01/22/2014) [-]
and human porn claiming he was the only one who could do it

but he kept them originally as now he does not as everyone wondered if it would

come back which it didn't

newfags didn't even know he could do that

User avatar #3272 to #3270 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
It is no longer our thread
it is the SFW random board now
wearing the husk of pony thread
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
And we can't turn it back as you can't drag people back or drag people out
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - royalwerewolf (01/21/2014) [-]
Cause you touch yerself at night
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - skrasnic (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry have I done something to annoy you? or to the funnyjunk community?
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