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#744822 - I can sing well, but only songs with deep tones Like durin…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#744835 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can change my voice to suit any need, however if i try to sing along and it's not comedy purposed i mess up badly for some reason.
yeah... if you sang that here you'd have major issues, makes me glad i graduated in 04... :\
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#744839 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Which is where?
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#744844 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
oregon, schools in the usa don't joke about shooting at all anymore.
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#744847 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Sang that shit in California
Got nothing for it
Sang it for hours while I waited in the hot sun
the teachers loved it, Ironically

My dad made it up, when he was younger
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#744852 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
strange, i'd still not push it, all it takes is one authority to get butthurt and then trouble city...-_-
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#744864 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank
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#744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744807 - That can't turn out anyway but good, I can tell And n…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#744833 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
before my phobias were fixed no one could hit on me for long either i'd run away, since they were i turned into a rather kinky demisexual, drawback is porn is useless without a partner as well since i'm only attracted to the person i bond with and super loyal.
if i was a woman i'd have C-D cups and an even nicer ass, i'd have to carry pepper spray or a loaded gun to push pervs away... actually i already carry a loaded gun, heh...
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#744837 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Judging from my sisters
Female me would be tiny compared to me
Since all them men in my family have really broad shoulders
but the girls are like twigs
and tiny
I could probably carry fem me if I tried
since my sisters are like half my weight
then again
neither of them eat as much as I do
or lift at all
So who knows
still fem me would be smallish
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#744849 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
kinda the same, my mom is only a little smaller then me, i'm one of the smallest people in my family and wear 7-1/2EEE boots, hell i'm just about 145lbs at 5'6" tall and even then i am still pretty girly in build.
i don't have any girls in my family to compare to though aside my mom though.
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#744859 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Neat
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#744861 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eyup.
#744791 - Man, **** would be whack with me I can already make people…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#744813 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can agree with that, too bad i can't sing normally though, my voice is only good for making fun of songs.
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#744822 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
I can sing well, but only songs with deep tones
Like during a bomb threat at a school of mine
to pass the time, I sang a song that went
"Oh loooordy, lordy halleluiaaaah, teaaacher hit meh with aaaa ruler. So I sat behind the doooor with a loaded forty four and their ain't no teacher no more"

For several hours
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#744835 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can change my voice to suit any need, however if i try to sing along and it's not comedy purposed i mess up badly for some reason.
yeah... if you sang that here you'd have major issues, makes me glad i graduated in 04... :\
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#744839 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Which is where?
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#744844 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
oregon, schools in the usa don't joke about shooting at all anymore.
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#744847 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Sang that shit in California
Got nothing for it
Sang it for hours while I waited in the hot sun
the teachers loved it, Ironically

My dad made it up, when he was younger
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#744852 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
strange, i'd still not push it, all it takes is one authority to get butthurt and then trouble city...-_-
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#744864 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank
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#744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744765 - The eternal question Would ******* a clone be incest o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#747109 - burdenedsoul (06/06/2015) [-]
could it be both?
#744758 - Feels good having lost weight cause it means any hypotheti… 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#744736 - I don't know Why do you seem to think I know how to deal w… 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#744729 - Wait would it be twinsest or masturbation  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#744752 - burdenedsoul (06/05/2015) [-]
which is what i would be worried about
#744765 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
The eternal question
Would fucking a clone be incest
or the finale level of masturbation
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#747109 - burdenedsoul (06/06/2015) [-]
could it be both?
#744726 - 2 royals would be awesome Like we could try food, and …  [+] (18 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#744779 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
still funny though, if people already think i'm a woman half the time despite my gear i wear and both genders hit on me tons i wonder how a female copy would fare...
#744807 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
That can't turn out anyway but good, I can tell

And no one hits on royal,
I'd be pissed if any hit on fem royal
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#744833 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
before my phobias were fixed no one could hit on me for long either i'd run away, since they were i turned into a rather kinky demisexual, drawback is porn is useless without a partner as well since i'm only attracted to the person i bond with and super loyal.
if i was a woman i'd have C-D cups and an even nicer ass, i'd have to carry pepper spray or a loaded gun to push pervs away... actually i already carry a loaded gun, heh...
User avatar
#744837 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Judging from my sisters
Female me would be tiny compared to me
Since all them men in my family have really broad shoulders
but the girls are like twigs
and tiny
I could probably carry fem me if I tried
since my sisters are like half my weight
then again
neither of them eat as much as I do
or lift at all
So who knows
still fem me would be smallish
User avatar
#744849 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
kinda the same, my mom is only a little smaller then me, i'm one of the smallest people in my family and wear 7-1/2EEE boots, hell i'm just about 145lbs at 5'6" tall and even then i am still pretty girly in build.
i don't have any girls in my family to compare to though aside my mom though.
User avatar
#744859 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Neat
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#744861 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eyup.
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#744770 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i say scary because that would be 2 crazy bastards with head/genetic issues and weapons, that and 2 companion/guardian personalities, i can already get into people's heads but 2 of me would be op as we'd move like one person half the time and talk in sync all the time among other things that would creep people out.
on the plus side it would fix the depression issues though, i'm only at my best when with someone due to how i work.
#744791 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Man, shit would be whack with me
I can already make people laugh, but think of the jokes I could make with two me
I could make everyone uncomftarble, all the time.
And sing duets with myself
etc
Man having a clone would be awesome
I'd love it
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#744813 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can agree with that, too bad i can't sing normally though, my voice is only good for making fun of songs.
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#744822 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
I can sing well, but only songs with deep tones
Like during a bomb threat at a school of mine
to pass the time, I sang a song that went
"Oh loooordy, lordy halleluiaaaah, teaaacher hit meh with aaaa ruler. So I sat behind the doooor with a loaded forty four and their ain't no teacher no more"

For several hours
User avatar
#744835 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
i can change my voice to suit any need, however if i try to sing along and it's not comedy purposed i mess up badly for some reason.
yeah... if you sang that here you'd have major issues, makes me glad i graduated in 04... :\
User avatar
#744839 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Which is where?
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#744844 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
oregon, schools in the usa don't joke about shooting at all anymore.
User avatar
#744847 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Sang that shit in California
Got nothing for it
Sang it for hours while I waited in the hot sun
the teachers loved it, Ironically

My dad made it up, when he was younger
User avatar
#744852 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
strange, i'd still not push it, all it takes is one authority to get butthurt and then trouble city...-_-
User avatar
#744864 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it turned out to be a prank
User avatar
#744871 - novabird (06/05/2015) [-]
eh, prank or not things are getting overly strict with the crap that keeps happening lately, be nice if it wasn't that way though.
#744719 - Which would be fun since you could say anything about it …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#744727 - leonhardt (06/05/2015) [-]
>YOU HAVE A FUCKING UNEXPLAINED CLONE OF YOU
>Yeah but it can't be the lerminerty

Where the dick else could she have come from

Also she's be slightly chubby and hot as shit with a sexy voice.
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#744736 - royalwerewolf (06/05/2015) [-]
I don't know
Why do you seem to think I know how to deal with clone problems

Nice
#744684 - that face...is the face OF A TRUTHER  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#744705 - wigglyjr (06/05/2015) [-]