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#237 - Churches are technically private property of the owner. Howeve… 12/19/2012 on Damn Westboro Baptist Church +2
#131 - That's crazy because most colleges in America have the word un…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Title. 0
User avatar #231 - CapnInterwebz (12/19/2012) [-]
Because all universities are a form of college, but not all colleges are universities.
#36 - As comment *********************** above this says, it … 12/19/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#117 - Powerpuff girls was manly as **** , and I know nobody wh… 12/19/2012 on Tumblrtheft +17
#93 - I figured this was just a story, but your name makes me believ…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Jerk Off Flow Chart 0
User avatar #109 - massdubater (12/19/2012) [-]
lol no its true except for the part about being in the same room.
#171 - I want to know  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Facebook, stahp 0
#182 - Rascal (12/19/2012) [-]
he said (every line is a different comment)
Are people
getting 30+
thumbs by
typing like
a retard?"
#61 - So I just had a thought. What if you brought a dufflebag full …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2012 on i bet thats what hitler... +2
#96 - Rascal (12/19/2012) [-]
what if a shitload of people walk in at one time, like during lunch break. then you're fucked. also, people will hear the victims screams when you stab them. killing someone with a knife isn't as easy as tv and cod makes it look. you have to do it just right to kill them with minimal noise, which is nearly impossible.
0/10: your plan would fail within minutes
User avatar #88 - wallbuilder (12/19/2012) [-]
Until 4 guys walk in at the same time.
#67 - jarne (12/19/2012) [-]
Might work for a hour or two but you are bound to get that anal teacher that notices when his/her students are gone for more than a minute on a bathroom break and sends security looking for them. Even if you kill security somebody would notice when the employee wouldn't report back in. Also unless you have a almost never used restroom you will have far to much foot traffic during breaks and lunch to be able to kill them off before the next one walks in. If you do have an almost never used bathroom then the kill/time ratio wouldn't be enough to be worth it before you get caught in that 2 hour window.
User avatar #62 - lilRican (12/19/2012) [-]

#166 - What the **** did you do to get 200 thumbs down?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Facebook, stahp +3
User avatar #169 - mynameismagical (12/19/2012) [-]
A terrible thing.
#171 - rotinaj (12/19/2012) [-]
I want to know
#182 - Rascal (12/19/2012) [-]
he said (every line is a different comment)
Are people
getting 30+
thumbs by
typing like
a retard?"
#242 - This was awesome. I'd punch a baby in the face for a milli… 12/19/2012 on I hate my friend. 0
#777 - Whoa, no need to thumb me down pricks. Drunk driving kills twi… 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws +1
#750 - Yes you can. 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws +1
#742 - There is. All guns that you're legally allowed to buy are se… 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws +1
#739 - "doing your best to deter them" is a great idea, but… 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws 0
#697 - I bet I could take out 20 kids with a samurai sword if I want …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws +5
#723 - punkrockdude (12/19/2012) [-]
Unless the person is trained in sword fighting, I doubt that could happen. Someone would find a way to stop you wielding a sword
User avatar #751 - Vpirate (12/19/2012) [-]
If they had a gun, yeah.

What, you think bare hands can stop a razor sharp samurai sword?
#760 - punkrockdude (12/19/2012) [-]
or you know, a metal pole, a fist to the head, etc.
User avatar #769 - Vpirate (12/19/2012) [-]
Alright, where would you get said metal pole in an area with children, as the scenario given to us? Or, how would you manage to hit the guy with a 60 cm razor sharp samurai sword, without him noticing AND hard enough to stop him?
#828 - punkrockdude (12/19/2012) [-]
See that's the difference between an assault rifle or handgun and a sword. You walk in with a gun and "click-click-click..." you've killed twenty people. With a sword or knife, you have to focus on individual targets and it takes more time. Enough time for someone to sneek around and knock you out for example
#831 - Vpirate (12/19/2012) [-]
A person is mentally unstable and/or vengeful enough to go and attack a crowded area full of children with a sword. The fucker isn't going to be focusing on shit, he's going to be swinging wildly, and no one is going to dare try to attack the guy head on without anything ranged. Throw a rock, sure, but unless it's a big rock, thrown hard, and a direct hit in the head, it's not going to stop him, just piss him off.
#693 - *regardless 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws +4
#692 - Irregardless of gun control, does anyone else hope that somebo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws 0
#693 - rotinaj (12/19/2012) [-]
#688 - Just to clarify, I was thinking you meant doing this drunk. Dr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws -1
#777 - rotinaj (12/19/2012) [-]
Whoa, no need to thumb me down pricks. Drunk driving kills twice as many people annually as all firearms do combined.
#676 - Well they are... 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws 0
#663 - You already can't buy fully automatic weapons outside of the military.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws +1
User avatar #1076 - JoshBauer (12/19/2012) [-]
False. If you deal weapons, you can own then.
#58 - dat description 12/18/2012 on Geneva being hit by Tsunami +1
#171 - In america where I am  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on because /b/ cares 0
User avatar #172 - Jackimole (12/17/2012) [-]
As am I
#126 - That sounds extremely fake. Codeine costs more than heroin, fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Methcomp 0
User avatar #163 - bokkos (12/09/2012) [-]
... You don't understand. Cough syrup is very cost effective per yield, and they sell it as "more potent" than the regular stuff.
#18 - Comment deleted 12/09/2012 on Dem bootleg movies.. 0
#36 - What are you talking about Ribbon-twirling's hardly a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Boyled 0
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#28 - It means whatever you want it to mean. Seriously, if you write… 12/09/2012 on I'd like a large fries with... 0


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