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#2 - America needed change for a hundred, so instead of giving Amer…  [+] (1 reply) 09/04/2014 on Sneaky Jew +1
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#3 - xalidan (09/04/2014) [-]
Thank you very much, I stared at that comic for at least 10 min just confused on what the joke was.
#47 - There is only one season, however there are two separate arcs,…  [+] (1 reply) 10/06/2013 on Fap to the Future 0
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#48 - asimplepotato (10/06/2013) [-]
Well, in theory ye. But they are so seperate, that you almost split them, such as season 1 and 2.
#6 - So are you an Arachnologist?  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2013 on Well what do we have here? 0
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#7 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
By no means. I just have hobbies.
#4 - I still think you would **** yourself if a poisonous spider wa…  [+] (8 replies) 08/25/2013 on Well what do we have here? 0
#28 - anon (08/26/2013) [-]
Not sure where you got your facts from but it's not the most venomous spider in the world.
#24 - danilawleit (08/26/2013) [-]
This mofo taught me ALL ABOUT those little fuckers' venom.
#32 - markedone (08/26/2013) [-]
Except that this venom can cause priapism...or in other words a raging boner.

Mfw Snake fought against him with a hard-on.
#33 - danilawleit (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I heard about that too, now I always have to stifle a giggle when I replay it.
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#14 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
Most venomous spider in the world,
bites unprovoked,
Why don't I just take a picture of it while it's on my leg.
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#5 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I featured those on my website.

I caught black widows and brown recluse with my bare hands before.

Also by the way, spiders aren't poisonous. They're venomous.
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#6 - rossoneri (08/25/2013) [-]
So are you an Arachnologist?
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#7 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
By no means. I just have hobbies.
#2 - I know that sometimes its hard to aim for the toilet, but that…  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2013 on | +5
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#4 - alos (08/25/2013) [-]
#3 - At least we know why the horse has a long face now.  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2013 on Into a bar +1
#4 - peneculo (08/25/2013) [-]
#15 - What happens to those that listen to more than one genre of music?  [+] (16 replies) 08/25/2013 on If someday... +8
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#157 - futurestas (08/25/2013) [-]
They can be their own section that everybody else in the genre-specific places hate and love equally.
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#18 - hiken (08/25/2013) [-]
I guess they will be mutilated, and each of their body parts will be sent to one type.
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#87 - Deavas (08/25/2013) [-]
so, the Metal block then?
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#46 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
my genres are: classical, electronica, dubstep REMIXES, rock, classical rock, death metal. Send ech part where
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#139 - arkytior (08/25/2013) [-]
just say that you prefer metal. You'll have the most fun there
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#167 - teoberry (08/26/2013) [-]
Sorry I don't want to hang out with greasy fat longhaired men who'd try to rape me
#168 - EdwardNigma (08/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, foiled again.
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#169 - teoberry (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh nig you're the exception
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#148 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
not to insult you
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#147 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
what about classical, they might be a bit snobbish or old, but at least their mature, but i heard metalheads are really nice and break the stereotype of emo jackass vandil
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#159 - arkytior (08/25/2013) [-]
If you just let yourself emerge into the genre, you will soon find out that metal is pretty much everything. For God's sake, there's a band who plays electric cellos! You can get anything, you name it, it exists in the metal sphere.

Don't get me wrong, I listen to hard rock as well and a little bit of disco and a little bit of pop and sometimes I even go clubbing with friends who listen to house music. And I have fun. I love Beethoven and Haydn as well.

Yes, metalheads are very nice people I'm not saying this cuz I'm one of them, but because it's true , they help the elderly, they let people go first in shop lines. And when a person falls over/pukes, they get all concerned about them, even if they don't know them. Metalhead care for people, because that's the only way of surviving mosh pits and wall of death.

Of course you get your usual bastards, they are everywhere, from classic music to disco to jazz. But they are very few.
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#162 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
whats the wall of death?
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#161 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
classical has a good amount of snobbish jackasses who only care for themselves
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#164 - arkytior (08/25/2013) [-]
People on a metal concert form two walls and then they rush towards eachother. It sounds and looks very dangerous but it's a hell of a fun. Nobody gets injured, if you fall, people pick you up and you all run along.

Yeah I know snobs in many music genres. Or how I call them elitists. They believe their music is the bee's knees and shun you for not sharing their opinion.
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#166 - timmity (08/25/2013) [-]
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